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post your age. not something about parallel baseball adapters and horse wrenches. your AGE. first person to go off topic or even reply with anything aside from their age and only their age is an ASSMITTEN.

i think everyone was around 12-16 when we did the last age poll

me=21 now

23

17

17 and a half

22

ASSMITTEN??? That's a new one.

22 years of age.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

31 years 2 months 5 days 12 hours 17 minutes and counting...

oh, sweet. 14. youngest person on the DN,

Ha. I'm older than yo u, so I can boss you around...

Also, your small age factor leads to more evidence in the growing conspiracy that you are in fact DinkKiller.

Oh, and this is not off-topic, cause I'm still 17...

EDIT: Striker's an Assmitten. He was the first to reply with more than just his age...

Like that makes a difference in whether or not josh calls you a name.

Well, the thing is, Josh tends to get "emotional" when upset... no.... wait... that's Glennglenn.

striker is a sneezenanny goochberry pie deluxe assgauge complete

oh, josh, you crazy craka; would you care for some bacon with your roffles, good sir?

21

I'm 17.

Today I'm 19 and 11 months (and a few hours/minutes/seconds/smaller).

18 years, ten months, 23 days, two hours and ca. 38 minutes.

19

20

38

REPLYING TO JOSHRIOT AND SLAYER4990

I broke slayer4990's record. I'm 13.
EDIT: 14 now.

turned 21 this march

36 wow a lot of young uns here lol

For if you didn't read my profile I'm 15

16

16

19 and gaining!

What day in March did you turn 21, Jess? I want to know if I'm older than you. It seems important.

almost 18(i was born exactly one year after Tal was. Isn't this cool?)

Yeah, well you are still an 80's child.

Hey SabreTrout!
I turned 21 March 19th....you?

Curse you! I turned 21 on March 20th, which makes you a whole 24 hours older than me. Dang.

I'm 20. Woo-hoo. Which means I've been here at the DN for like seven years or something now. Wow, I feel old.

Am I the only one who *doesn't* want to give out their age?

Yes, Chrispy.Yes you are.

I'm 33.

Why wouldnt you want to give out your age? Now if I was to say that my social security number was 562-61-7785, that would just be irresponsible now wouldnt it?

I don't even know mine So that must make me really irresponsible

I don't exactly know why... It just seems foolish somehow. Sure, soneone could find it out if they try hard enough, but it wouldn't be easy.

18 and only 22 days to go, then 19

Random guess:

20 in approx. 2 months?

i'm gonna guess 42

I'm 16.

so the youngest dinker is 13? im pretty sure ted is the oldest.

and i turned 21 in february sabre kiss my bottom youngling maybe thats why youre so immature compared to me

Glennglenn you profile sais that you're 15.

oh my gosh sabre..thats so cool and wierd at the same time...so i'm guessing you don't like older women?

Nineteen...twenty in September.

i like older women. much older. and younger. much younger. around my age? not so crazy about.

Glennglenn you profile sais that you're 15.

Thanks for telling, I will update that when I ain't feelin' lazy. I turned 16 this march. 12 march to be exact.

Older women are fine... to a point. I'm not too into 70yr olds. Well, not unless they're flthy rich.

Mmmm...But the wrinkles just turn me on...

Old enough to be almost everyone's mother....

70? ewwww. too young

That whole Oedipus complex thing.

no oedipus married his mother, on accident. im talking about marrying a great grandmother, on purpose.

And then you could have children by that great grandmother... They would be your children and your great aunts and uncles...

Dirty, Dirty Boys! *gives spankings*

A horse wrench is an interesting concept. First, there is the fact that people might think they are non-existant. But they are. Also... Oh wait, my AGE?

18 something.

And after the spanking...

/monty python fans know what's coming now

Comes the oral.. exam. Exam.

I'm a monty python fan and I dont know whats coming now

Now here is what you have been waiting for: The Meaning of Life is...

AGE is a band from my town.They are old.

Agggggge is an MSN contact of mine. He's about as old as me.

5? We really don't need to know who your MSN contacts are.

We don't need to know about that band either.

If you said 5 to state my age, then look a bit back in the topic.

Sage!

It's the amount of excess 'g's

Well duh, tell HIM. He's an unique nickname.

19. dang this is my last teenage.. i'm old!

im 15 yrs of age

Noooo! Layout breaker!

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

My post don't even come out as deleted. They disappeared completely. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jesus, forgive me! Is it that I cannot show that the backround and layout of THE DINK NETWORK, are in fact not continous forever and ever, or is it that I am still being ostracized by everybody and anybody here? I regress from the later, as that I feel the only reason that Re-Dink deleted them was that he was embarrassed that the backround picture did not continue on indefinitely, and that there are actually ways to show it, but most people are not brave enough to try. He just wants everyone to know that he is an awesome dictator that rule Dinkastan through fear and terrorism.

Now people will not even know the great things that I have to say about Josh, (not that it matters, it is all nonsense anyway). (Actually, all my posts are nonsense, so I have no idea what exactly I am saying).

Know that nothing will stop me in my Holy War.

Josh is 100 years old... he has to survive on his dying social security and liver. He hates women who are more than 20 years younger that him and prefers to date 80 year olds. He has to be carried by a giant homicidal robot and listens to Frank Sinatra's lesser known garage band... also, he doesn't want anyone to think that he is so old, so he attempts to be an donkey and annoy everybody... if he says something to the contrary, it is completely false and will have no impact on the thread... I think that Joshriot is one of the few Dinkers that sometimes actually says something in some of his posts, yet I skip over anyway because it is all full of undying hatred and put-downs... Me, I like undying hatred and put-downs that have impunity and urbane style, mwahahahaha

there. i undeleted it

wow... Perhaps next we can undelete some of DinkKiller's posts....

Your posts are still visible as deleted, your preferences must have been reset.

Yes I checked and that was the case... at least you modified the posts so that they would not annoy those that do view deleted posts.

are you feeling ok today?

No, and in fact, I am subject to fits of anxiety and aggresion... just know this.

i am subject to fits of killing myself. but its ok. i just want attention.

im 13

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Are you a Sage Crispy?

I am officially a "Sage" myself...

My age is less then 70 years older then me and older then 9 years younger.

It happens to be the exact same age as myself.

18... such an ugly number.

Hey look its Kurt Cobain! Wow hope there is no Nirvana fans...

Me

While that wasn't really what I'd call funny, I wasn't offended...

i dislike nirvana repetitive crap milking the crap out of the fact that their singer killed himself to give themselves a "legacy"

14!!
15 in november

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Who is the oldest Dink player?

18years + 2months + 5days!

Ah a fellow Indian! This board is ruled by Americans, Europeans and Aussies. By the way, where do you live Harshoot?

I'm 15.

It's good to find you here. I am from Jodhpur, Rajasthan. What about you Dinkme?

Good Gordon Islanders! You lot are mostly younger than my 27 year old son...I hang my head and admit that I've just turned 47... someone out there... please save me from crocheting blanket squares and tell me I am not the oldest Dinker!

Wouldn't an assmitten be, like, um, a diaper?

someone out there... please save me from crocheting blanket squares and tell me I am not the oldest Dinker!
Hance is about 10 years older than you.

Jude,
I turned 47 in June.

But with extra padding for warmth.

Sigh of relief... I started to think that all those people must have been right when they told me to, "act your age." I maintain that I'm not over the hill yet... I'm just on top and enjoying the view!
Go CaptainVic, Hance and all you other middle aged teenages!

I turned 17 in october

So, someone who is an assmitten is 'full of *hit'?

Never mind the precise definition, I use this word a lot now, and everyone admires my sophisticated vocabulary. Thanks Josh!

I turned 15 in June.

I turned 14 this August and I reside in Jabalpur, Madhya Pradesh.

Jabalpur. Good, I know someone there. I'll add you on gtalk.

You are 14 and have already started dmod making. And 3d studio max? That makes me feel a bit low.

I hope you finish the 15 tasks some day.

20.

Worst age ever, until I turn 21.

Haven't seen you in a Long time.

Oh my god, it's Rey!

Wouldn't that be "Oh my Rey, it's God!" ?

Spend some time in Canada... or most any 1st world country... it's not so bad then.

Actually, in the halcyon days of TDN, it would've been "Oh my God, it's God!" either way, but I suppose that filter is gone, alas.

Hell yeah -- I was in Paris the week of Thanksgiving (Nov 18-26). Suffice it to say that my blood turned the color of wine for the week.

Mmm.

lol. im a n00b

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lol. hes a n00b.

lol, noobs.

lol

n00b.

I think that's enough spam.
I'm still 18.

Ha I beat you all, I turned 13 in November.
Beat that you wrinkleys

I turned 12 in October. Wow, I must be the youngest dinker in DN!

We had someone who was 10 release a file last week. However, that person doesn't have an account here (or the news post isn't linked to it).

I just turned 17 November. Its funny now when I looked back I was a lurker in TDN since I was 11 years old. Scary at the same time too.

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Man, I've been at this site a long time...just never did much. I'm getting old...

I feel reviving this thread was a good idea.

Uh I'm 17, some may remember me, some may not hehe

I remember you.

Turning 14 in march 10th

I'm 16 years old

More than 18, less than 19.

Vukodlak, i was only 11 when you broke the record!
now i'm 12.

= 0
: )

Bah.

Hey Megadog, what month's your birthday in?

73 - - and counting.

73!! You are almost 60 years older than me. I will have to show some respect....

You're wrong joshriot (No offense please don't kill me) But I am the yougest Dinker being 11 at the current time and I am turning 12 on the 9th of may 2007 at 3:00 0 minutes and about 25 seconds or something. My bio states I am 12 but I just couldn't be bothered putting 11 because I would have to change it in a few months. (Gee I rabbit on)

Holy necromancy simon.

My bio states I am 12 but I just couldn't be bothered putting 11 because I would have to change it in a few months.

Now that is lazy.

I turn 22 tomorrow. Spiceworld.

Eh... I am 17 years old after um... 6 months 22 hours... Hmm.. that I start to think I've played Orginal Dink game by RTSoft 87 times! Ooh! When I start thinking that I just can't believe it!
Today I played it 88th time!

Uh, skull, when you say play, do you mean finish, or play about a minute or so. Cause if you only play a minute or so then quit then play another minute or so then quit then play another minute or so then quit then play another minute or so, it would be really easy to play it 88 times! No offense or anything, I think you're really special to actually have unboredyness to play it that much! (Unboredyness means you don't get bored easily)

Yeah! I think a little! Hehehe!
But I was making my d-mod(s) and was a really bored sometime. I leaves it for 2 MONTHS! I did play: Scarab, cc 1 v.1.2. (New for me those times) Then I did play AKTs again. And TCR 1: Initation. And Sobs. But I was bored cause there wasn't any d-mods I haven't play. So I played Orginal game from 39 times to 88 times. Then I start to make those d-mod(s)again.

Ahhhh, interesting.

I'm really late on this thread, but i think I am the youngest here. I'm ten.

Ummm...could you stop reviving these topics? They were probably left alone for a reason...

This one is more excusable than the other, as there's no really recent one on the board.

11 yrs youngest person on trhe netwrk!!

You said you were 12 in this thread.

Reverse grow-up?

IM 19

Instant Messenger 19?

I'm thirteen this December.

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dang post necromancers! STUCK RESURECTING THE DEAD POSTS! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

It's excusable to resurrect this topic! And please, just shut up! You're not perfect either!

Reviving Topic...

joshriot:
post your age. not something about parallel baseball adapters and horse wrenches. your AGE. first person to go off topic or even reply with anything aside from their age and only their age is an ASSMITTEN(resetted).

Im 12

someone is born in january and is 11, so he beats all of you