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This LP is complete. View the playlist with all the videos in the correct order here

This thread contains all info on my LP for Dink Smallwood.
Whenever I post a new video I will post an update so people can watch them.
I am breaking the let's play videos up into different parts, and naming them depending on which part of the game was played through. I will have titles for each part below, as well as a description for that part. In most of the parts there is a 'topic discussion', I will come up with a topic to discuss, and you can post your ideas about that topic. I'll look at the ideas posted and the idea that I think is the most awesome will get a shout out in the beginning of the next video and then that particular topic discussion will be closed. So check the topic discussion and post your ideas.
Link to the channel with all the videos: DinkSmallwoodPT

-Main game: Dink Smallwood-
part 1 - Stonebrook
I have deleted the audio track from this part, re-commentated it and re-uploaded it, so it's much better quality now.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your idea on what (or who) burned down Dink's house.
Videos
Stonebrook part 1
Stonebrook part 2

part 2 - Stonebrook Outskirts
This part covers the quests outside of Stonebrook, but before the bridge to Terris. I have deleted the audio track from this part, re-commentated it and re-uploaded it, so it's much better quality now.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your explanation as to why Martridge had to leave and where he went.
Videos
Stonebrook Outskirts part 1
Stonebrook Outskirts part 2

part 3 - To Terris
In this part, we travel to Terris and on the way we find a few secrets, talk to some people and once in Terris, we get a few quests. There is a shout out in the begginning to Magicman. Also, in this part I mentioned all the other dinkers that I know of that make Dink Related videos or plan to, so if you make videos about Dink or you plan to and I have left you out, send me a PM on here with your youtube account name and I will mention you in another video. Also, as requested by skull multiple times, I mention in this part that there are Dmods that can be downloaded, so that viewers that aren't familiar with Dink can find out about them.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your idea on who owns that abandoned house to the north of Goodheart Castle, and why they had to leave so suddenly that they forgot their gold.
Videos
To Terris part 1
To Terris part 2

part 4 - The Cast
In this part we kill some a enemies, get an interesting quest and learn some magic. There is a shout out in the beginning to Skull. As always, there is a discussion in this part, so come up with an idea about it and post it.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Only taking into account what has happened in the game so far, who formed The Cast and why?
Videos
The Cast part 1
The Cast part 2

part 5 - DDC
In this part we complete the quest of saving Nadine's daughter, Mary. There is a shout out in the beginning to Pillbug and Exdeathevn. Also, something interesting I noticed is that Bishop Nelson calls you "Smallwood" when you first meet him, so somehow he already knows you. That is what this parts topic discussion is about, so don't forget to post your idea on this.
Topic Discussion(Closed): How does Bishop Nelson know who Dink is when he first meets him? Post your ideas.
Videos
DDC

part 6 - Reminiscence.. Avoidance.. Commence Vengeance
In this part we go back to Stonebrook for a couple of reasons and then head to KernSin. There is a shout out in the beginning to Merder.
Topic Discussion(Closed): The guy who sells herb boots is a loner, who obviously isn't trying to make any sales, since he's living in a hidden location. Post your ideas about him. Who is he? What is he trying to accomplish out there in the middle of nowhere and whatever else you want to say about him.
Videos
Reminiscence.. Avoidance.. Commence Vengeance

part 7 - KernSin and KernSin Outskirts
In this part we explore the town of KernSin, get the main quest of this town and also explore the outskirts of KernSin. There is a shout out in the beginning to Schnapper.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Joon the bowman obviously never shows up at the goblin sanctuary. Why did Joon not make it? Did something happen to him on the way?
Videos
KernSin and KernSin Outskirts part 1
KernSin and KernSin Outskirts part 2

part 8 - Gold and Experience
In this part some gold and experience is collected, no quests are completed, which is the reason why there is no topic discussion for this part. There is a shout out in the beginning to Marpro.
Videos
Gold and Experience part 1
Gold and Experience part 2

part 9 - Cast Camp
In this part we complete the quest of finding proof that the Cast Knights are planning to attack KernSin. There is two topic discussions for this part. You can post your idea on either one, or if you like you can post your idea on both. Since there is two topic discussions, there might be two shout outs in the next video (depending on whether an idea is actually posted for both topic discussions).
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your ideas on the guy in the underground cave that sells bow lore. What is he doing under there? How did he get there? ... Whatever you can come up with about him, post it.
Topic Discussion 2(Closed): Dink says to Mog "Now tell me of your secret dealings with The Cast", but Mog never actually answered that question, he just tells Dink where the Cast Camp is. So what was Mog's secret dealing with The Cast? The obvious answer is that he was going to help attack KernSin, but if you can come up with anything better, post it.
Videos
Cast Camp part 1
Cast Camp part 2

part 10 - Weird Windemere
In this part we explore the town of Windemere. There is a shout out in the beginning to Pillbug and Erwin.
Topic Discussion(Closed): There are two extremely weird trees that can talk in Windemere, either they are being watered with some weird tree-talking drugs that someone invented, or something else. Post your ideas.
Videos
Weird Windemere part 1
Weird Windemere part 2

part 11 - Plucked-Struck Ducks
In this part we complete the main quest of Windemere and save the townspeople from starvation by providing them with food. There is a shout out in the beginning to Skull and Exdeathevn.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Why did the people of Windemere start worshiping ducks in the first place?
Videos
Plucked-Struck Ducks

part 12 - Koka Isle
In this part we travel to and explore the secret island to the south of Windemere. There is a shout out in the beginning to Schnapper.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your explanation as to why those ducks are so big and why they can talk.
Videos
Koka Isle

part 13 - Fresh Dragon Carcass
In this part we travel to Joppa Isle and complete the main quest there. There is a shout out in the beginning to Merder and Skull.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Why did the people that discovered Joppa Island build a village on a dragon's nest? ...besides wanting to die.
Videos
Fresh Dragon Carcass

part 14 - On The Edge
In this part we explore the Edge of the World and get several secrets. There is a shout out in the beginning to Schnapper.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Post your ideas on the guy in the underground cave that sells Hellfire. What is he doing under there? How did he get there? ... Whatever you can come up with about him, post it.
Videos
On The Edge part 1
On The Edge part 2

part 15 - Around The World
In this part we re-visit some previous towns and collect some gold and experience. There is a shout out in the beginning to Exdeathevn. There will be no shout out in the next part, as there is no topic discussion. However you can post your favourite way of collecting gold and experience in Dink, if you want.
Videos
Around The World part 1
Around The World part 2
Around The World part 3

part 16 - Duck Gambling
In this part we play the duck game on Koka Isle in attempt to get 25000 gold and obtain the flame bow. Thanks to ExDeathevn for giving me a topic discussion idea at the last minute, there wasn't gonna be one, which is the reason it isn't in my video.
Topic Discussion(Closed): Why would the idiot on Koka Isle try to make a flame bow when someone else has made a massive bow? Did he fail to make the flame bow better than the massive bow? (It can't even fire power shots like the other bows)
Videos
Duck Gambling part 1
Duck Gambling part 2
Duck Gambling part 3

part 17 - Into The Dark
In this part I give an accurate description of the flame bow and then we travel to and explore the Dark Lands. There is a shout out in the beginning to Merder.
Topic Discussion(Closed): How did that pig get there? ... And why the hell is it so strong?
Videos
Into The Dark part 1
Into The Dark part 2

part 18 - Fire and Ice
In this part we kill the final boss, travel to and explore the secret ice castle, and complete the game. There is a shout out in the beginning to ExDeathevn.
Videos
Fire and Ice part 1
Fire and Ice part 2

"And if you hit him, he'll duck off."

I lol'd.

Dammit! I was goign to do lets plays aswell.

Remember to show/tell every secret in the game.

EDIT: Oh, and the PortTown thing and all the Charlie's house stuff was originally gonna be in the game, but they were left off, because they had too little time to finish them. So the original game holds a quite few things that weren't finished.

"Remember to show/tell every secret in the game"

If I can find them all I will.


EDIT: Thanks for that info about PortTown I knew it was originally going to be added, I just couldn't remember why it wasn't.

No problem. You can find the secrets from Dink Solutions, but you probably knew that already.

By the way, are you gonna make lets plays of D-Mods aswell? Not just the original game.

"By the way, are you gonna make lets plays of D-Mods aswell? Not just the original game."

Yes, I will be making lets plays of Dmods, but not until I finish playing through the main game, which could take a while.

And while he does that, I myself think I'll start doing "Let's Play"s for other Dmods myself lol.
Not sure when I'll start, but yeah.

What program do you use to edit videos Robj?

"What program do you use to edit videos Robj?"

I record my videos with Catasia Studio. All editing is done in Sony Vegas.

EDIT: By the way, people can do let's play's for games that have already been done and still keep it entertaining, everyone has their own unique gameplay style and commentary!

"What? Apparently Dink wants to pet that ugly piece of sh*t."

Love it Robj, good job!

Very nice! I might be doing some let's play videos as well (though I'm kind of busy with college and creating kick-ass D-Mods at the moment). I'll be checking these videos out for sure!

By the way, what's the name of the music that plays in the trailer?

"By the way, what's the name of the music that plays in the trailer?"

That would be "Immediate Music - Avenger".
It's an awesome epic song.

Nice videos I found the swearing entertaining at first, but it kinda got old fast But that's just me

BTW, you could make it more clear in the first few videos, that there are D-Mods. You know, someone who's not familiar with Dink might not know that.

EDIT: In the beginning of the first video, did you say that you're playing "v1.09 aural+"? You should have said "v1.08 aural+".

"BTW, you could make it more clear in the first few videos, that there are D-Mods"

Good idea! I forgot about that, I added it into the video descriptions.

"In the beginning of the first video, did you say that you're playing "v1.09 aural+"?"

Nope, I said 1.08.

Way too much foul language for my taste. It gets old fast. Also try to keep in mind the younger Dinkers..

Yeh, I realised that... I'm gonna try to tone it down a bit in my next video.
But I have the warning in my post there, so the younger dinkers know that it has a lot of swearing.... whether they still watch it is up to them.

Like I said, it's my first attempt at commentary, so the videos will improve as I make more.
Thanks for your honest post, it helps me to improve.

What I meant when I said keep them in mind is to make it appropriate for everyone so they don't have to be excluded.

Dink videos are kinda rare, it would be a shame if there was a barrier for our younger players due to something small, such as bad language or content.

And as for cussing for humor, there are many grades of humor, don't limit yourself to the lowest of it.

YouTube may suggest these videos to people who are watching similar videos. The idea is that it may also attract people from YouTube who have not heard of this game before. In that case, swearing is not really a good promotion, given the average age of the active community here.

On a positive note, I think this is a nice initiative and it'll certainly help people who are stuck in the game (textual walkthroughs also exist but may not always provide enough clues to continue: "you have to stand a bit to the left of ..." - but where exactly?).

Ok, I see your point. Like I said, I will tone it down in the next video.
It will probably still contain a little swearing, by that I mean very little.. but I'll see if I can censor it.

Nice
Btw, I like your new bg.

nice vid but why did you have to give milder a compliment? he's worse then an ahole.

Milder is cool. Dink should have died, not Milder. Anyone agree?

The average dinker is going to be playing SoB and PQ, so I wouldn't worry TOO much about the swearing or content. I didn't really mind it as offensive or anything, just that after a while it's just annoying and forced and no longer funny.

But I guess the younger kiddies should be protected too xD (like they don't hear this on TV or at school )

UPDATES

PG and M versions
Added PG Version of the videos. Now there will be an M and a PG version for each part.
Also, taking into account what Simeon said -
"YouTube may suggest these videos to people who are watching similar videos"
When anyone loads the M version it will pause the video one second in and display a message informing the viewer that the video contains swearing and to click the message to load the PG version instead, or to click play to continue watching the M version.

Channel Update
Updated my channel design on youtube to make it a little more Dinkish, see my channel here: DinkSmallwoodPT

Let me know what you all think of these updates. Also, new video probably coming within the next week.

Good work, substantial improvement. Looking forward to every new video to come

Update

Next part complete, again split into 2 videos, as it was over youtubes 10 minute time limit.
Read the first post in this thread for the links to the videos and how to get a shoutout in my next Let's Play video.

I think Martridge left because he had to go to Hogwards to teach Harry Potter some new spells (did I spell it right?).

Best lets play ever, by the way!

Martridge went to PortTown, only to find out it's not there yet. Now he's trying to rebuild the local population with some ducks. If only he could use magic to summon chicks right in front of him

Awww... that was a heartbreaking story, magicman.

I'd love to make a speedrun for my aeophian mod and prove that it can be finished in two minutes

Heh, I didn't know someone already LPed this! Too late, I already recorded a whole LP myself in two days. Well, three are up so far...

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=045523484766DFE3

"I already recorded a whole LP myself in two days

Like I said earlier in this thread, more than one person can LP a game, everyone has their own unique play style and commentary
It's good you did an LP, the more people that do these, the more chance we have of new users coming to the Dink Network when they hear about Dink Smallwood.

Anyway, back on topic. If you watched the next part of my let's play, don't forget to post your explanation for where Martridge went and why he whent to that particular place.

Really, Rob, you gotta come down with the swearing. It is getting really boring and as Scratcher said in the chat, it is starting to sound really forced.

"Really, Rob, you gotta come down with the swearing"

That's what the 'PG' version of the let's play is for.

No, that's not good enough. You don't *need* to swear so much that you have to make a PG version. You know, no other player swears in their LPs as much as you do. They don't need no PG versions. It even makes more trouble to you, if you have to upload PG and M versions.

"No, that's not good enough"
Well, as I've said in the chat, I've changed it.... there is only the one version now


But back on topic, so far only 2 people posted where they thought Martridge went when he left, post your ideas people!

Maybe he was sent to the darklands portal attempting to seal it but only to be sucked in himself.

Martridge, after being paid by Milder to set his house on fire, discovers that his victim, Dink, has magic abilities. So, he gives him an opportunity to learn magic.
While Dink is off looking for Nuts, Martridge puts a boulder in front of the Bonca Cave to set up his challenge. Then he gives Dink the task, watches him from inside the cave in the form of the duck, and unwittingly gets killed by Dink the Duck Beheader.
END

Could you give me the URL or link to the site that you downloaded your recording program from?

UPDATE

Next part added. Once again see the description of it in my first post in this thread for information on how to get a shout out in my next video. I have taken into account all constructive criticism and I think this part is better than the first 2.
I hope everyone likes it.


"Could you give me the URL or link to the site that you downloaded your recording program from?
I use Camtasia Studio, it is not a free program, you must buy it.
Although I think you can download a trial from TechSmith's site: Link

Ah, it's much better now without all the swearing.

Also, don't take this as offense, but in the future you could comment stuff that is happening in the game and in the end make a little part where you talk about D-Mods and such. Cause people who don't know about Dink, might get a little confused the game because you talk about other Dinkers and such. So, comment what happens in the game and in the end just start talking about other things.

I hope you understood, because my english sucks arse.

Also, my YT account isn't ExtremeDude95. That's my brother's account. I just use it very often (yes, you can blame me of stealing his account)

I have 2 accounts there, the other one is "legendfactory" which I don't use use very often, and the other one is "LetsPlayDMods" which I haven't been doing anything with yet.

If you could mention that in the next vid, it would be very nice of you.

Nice, keep it up

"If you could mention that in the next vid, it would be very nice of you."
Yep, I'll do that.

The abndoned house to the North was owned by the shopkeeper, but he had to leave because the Stone Giants on the cliffs started throwing rocks at his house. In this sudden attack of the Stone Giants, the shopkeeper even forgot his gold there (and Dink stole it later). Now the shopkeeper hopes that a lightning would burn the house down. Oh, he's gonna be so jealous when he hears that Dink's house burned down.

Sorry for doubleposting, but you forgot to go back to SmileStein after you saved his farm. Did you meant not to go back or did you just forget?

"Did you meant not to go back or did you just forget?"
You don't have to go back there yet, I go back there later when I get the herb boots.

UPDATE

Next part complete. Again there is a 'topic discussion' to post your ideas about. I will try and come up with one of these for each part.

Also, for the people that are too impatient to watch the whole part, the 'topic discussion' is also written in the first post in this thread, after the description for the part. So read it and post your ideas! As always, best idea gets a mention at the beginning of my next video.

I found all your LPs parts are great, keep up the good job !

Cast was formed by Bishop Nelson. He ordered the Cast to prison the man in the dungeon, because he was really Mary's father and tried to stop Nelson. Later on, Cast attacked KernSin, because they wanted to kill the people and sacrifice them to Dead Dragon Carcass.

Make up a story of your own, people! I don't want to win so easily.

The Cast was formed by an unimportant peasant, who, at an early age, got hit by a stray bonca. The man, who was a child at the time, sustained major, but not fatal injuries to his arm. He was hospitalized for a month with a cast on his arm, and all his friends came in to wish him good health, and to sign his cast. 10 years later, the man wanted to join the King's Knights to prevent what happened to him from happening to another child. His offer, however, was refused. Although he had recovered, his arm would never be in the same state it was in before the attack. He barely had enough strength to feed his pigs, let alone pack a weapon. The fact the King would not let him join the knights enraged him, he had been waiting 10 years for this moment! He decided he would show the King what he could do. He ran home, and opened a sealed chest beneath his bed. He dug through sentimental items, family heirlooms, and other things he held dear until he found it. He pulled out his cast, signed by his friends. He tracked down everyone who had been there for him, and he told them what he wanted to do. He convinced them, and together, they enlisted more, and more, and MORE people, until they had an army. And they called themselves, The Cast.

CAST = Crappy Ancient Stupid Terrorists.
It was formed by Seth and Co because
1: To prove to the world how stupid they are
2: For world domination

One day in teletubby land, Dipsey evolved into a mutant evil human thanks to the power of bunny humping.

A year later, after more bunny humping, he'd formed a clone army and called themselves the Cones, since a Clone army was copywrited by Lucas Arts. Unfortunately, the other Teletubbies opposed him, and ended up with broken arms and legs lined with Casts. Thus, they adopted the new name of The Cast.
FIN

The cast is made by Dink's forefather and send them to take revenge on his banishment. after they completed the mission of killing the current king they simply stayed a rouge group doing there own thing.
and cast means.

Created
As
Smallwoods
Terminators

Ah, no. The Cast was the result of a discussion between two different armorers.

You see, many years ago two armorers where approached to design new armor for the guard. Even though the men had worked together many times there was a fierce discussion between them. Should the armor be constructed from plate steel or cast iron?

The discussion quickly turned to rivalry and both men turned in their own design. So it was left to the guard to choose their own armor. And they choose the plate steel version.

But the losing armorer was not to be deterred, he vowed revenge on anyone wearing plate steel armor. That's why he founded the cast. They would wear his cast iron design, and overthrow everybody who chose against his design...

Update

Next part added. This is the first part that did not have to be split into two videos, as it did not exceed youtubes 10 minute time limit. New topic discussion added. You should be able to come up with some pretty interesting ideas about this one.
I always look forward to reading them.

Bishop Nelson actually knows Dink because he's Dink's former friend. But Nelson found out that Dink was g a y and wanted to marry him, so he left. Now he pretends that he worships Dead Dragon Carcass, so he can drag little girls to his cult to get over his nightmare about g a y s.

The simple answer is... Dink Nelson Pastrami Smallwood
Just kidding, I can't think of anything for that one.

The more realistic option here would be that Bishop Nielson got to know about Dink Smallwood through the Cast or some partners of that guy whom got killed in the abandoned mine.

My random idea is Nelson overheard Dink talking to Nadine and offering his help to save Mary. and the coward didn't have the guts to confront him in town.

Rob, you are awesome. I just started checking out these video's and they are incredible. I love the discussions!

And now to approve a dozen or so files that have been stacking up here...

I just caught up with the latest video. Nice stuff indeed.

I don't think Bishop Nelson knew Dink, actually. Those tights leave nothing to the imagination.

Bishop could turn into a Slayer. He was on some funky monster steroids that obviously gave him psychic powers. Idk if I spelled that right, but it's midnight, and I can't be bothered with typos and/or my laziness to not look at the dictionary on the shelf next to me.

Update

Part 6 complete. Check first post for the description and video link.
Come up with an idea about the Topic discussion and post it.

The guy east of StoneBrook is obviously a crazy psycho who grows weed in his basement, that makes you go "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

The guy is a random herbalist. He experimented with several herbs. One of his experiments worked to well and thus the tree blocked him there. And because of that it went to his head. And his second(and last) success where the herb boots. And because he thinks he's so good he asks the outrageous price.

even though in rpg's it actually is quite reasonable to ask that much for something as useful as that.

When the Marijuana plant was first discovered by his father, it was put to use in a similar way to how flax can be used to make bow string, only with clothing applications.

When the worlds first (and only) Marijuana clothing materials factory was burnt to the ground at the hands of vandals, the discovery of the plant's use as a smoke (like the Tobacco plant) after discovering its effects on nearby and high farm animals put any thoughts of using the plant for clothing out of anyone's heads, except for the lone survivor from the factory, who's clothing is made entirely out of drug plants.

His only spare piece of clothing being a pair of boots, he one day decided to sell them off so he could buy a new tree to block off his area, once he learned that it had burned down after seeing it on fire from a distance.

Little did he know that the perpetrator of such vandalism which caused the object that assisted his solitude payed for his unknown crime with money used to buy said herb boots.

Hemmed off by a tree from the outside world, Hemp-boots-man sees all the gold on the unreachable island to his south, and assumes that the world must be going through a depression for someone to dump so much money on an empty island, so considering that one may become a millionare from killing boncas, he decides that if he charges lots of money for his boots, he can make his life-earnings at once and retire to spend his days smoking the drugs that he and his brother Smilestein have dicovered.

Update

Next part added. New topic discussion.

For those who don't know what the topic discussion is about because you don't remember who Joon the bowman is, I'll give a recap below:
When Dink first enters KernSin and overhears the Cast Knights plan, they say that they sent "Joon the bowman" to the goblin sanctuary to speak to Mog, because Joon speaks their language well. It's obvious Joon never showed up at the goblin sanctuary and they are still waiting for him, since when you talk to the goblin guard at the sanctuary and ask him to let you in, he says that you can't come in because your not Joon the bowman.

ok time for my idea

Joon is a inhabitant of Kernsin he was willing to help against the goblins but when he heard that the Cast was planning an assault on Kernsin. He rebelled against the Cast. Unfortunately he paid with his life.

Joon the Bunny-headed Bowman, one of the original clones that helped Tinkiwinki by giving him three extra holes in the rear with his archery skills, was one day sent to negotiate with the Goblins to aide in an attack on Kernsin.

Unfortunately he found a Carrot farm nearby and instead raided it, unaware that said carrot farm was part of a Conglomerate Society of Lala mutants born a few months after Dipsy and his clones left the land of Telletubbies. Eventually beaten senseless, he dragged himself into a cave under a tree. With nothing to do and boredom seeping in while he recovered, a strange traveller showed up and asked him to teach him Bow lore. With the money he aquired, he went to get a doctor and heal up.

When he finally reached the goblin sanctuary, Dink had already struck and the Cast's attack was foiled, so he returned to the cave to plot revenge on the Lala mutants for delaying him.

Joon the bowman was sent as the Cast messenger to parley with the goblins, probably to ensure that they would aid them in an invasion of KernSin. He disappeared, probably killed by a rampaging grey psycho Bonca, before he got to the goblin sanctuary. The stupid goblin guards at the sanctuary must've assumed that Dink was the messenger when he came with a bow and therefore let him enter the sanctuary.

Joon the bowman was on his way to the Goblin Sanctuary, but got caught by McGyver, who was Joon's worst enemy. McGyver used his skills and created a robot chick (with "chick" refering to a woman). Joon was very amazed by McGyver's skills and went to a fast food restaurant with McGyver. There, GoodHeart knights suddenly appeared and took Joon to prison for trying to help Goblins.

That's just obvious!

Joon the bowman is the man that sells bows. He is supposed to go down to the sanctuary, but haven't found the time yet so Dink beat him to it.

"Joon the bowman is the man that sells bows. He is supposed to go down to the sanctuary, but haven't found the time yet so Dink beat him to it"

That's a bit far-fetched, don't you think?

Hmm, I believe you're right. I should keep my fan-fiction elsewhere .

Well he can't just abandon his shop in such a bad economical climate right?

I'm hungry

Update

Next part added. There is no topic discussion for this part, the reason for that is no quests were completed. I just collected gold and experience. The main point of this part was to collect enough gold to buy bow lore.

Update

Next part added. You can probably tell from my voice that I was really tired when I made this part, apologies for any slurred commentary or anything, I made this part at 2:30Am lol.
There are two topic discussions for this part. You can post your idea on either one, or you can post your idea on both if you like. Since there are two topic discussions, there might be two shout outs in my next video (depending on whether an idea is actually posted for both topic discussions).

Sorry for the wait, this was up earlier, but youtube sucks major inbred-slayer-werewhore balls. They deleted it due to copyright infringement and I had to re-upload it. How could an LP for a freeware game infringe copyright?
Oh well, at least it wasn't deleted this time.

The guy selling bowlore was socially awkward and liked to live away from the rest of the world. He chose to live underneath a burnable tree so that one day he would get the chance to meet a tree burning, tight wearing psychopath with lots of money on him. As long as he would live secretly underneath that tree he figured that he would also be safe from being held responsible for the mayhem this tree burning, tight wearing psychopath would inflict upon the world with his new power. Sadly the thought that he would be killed by his only costumer never crossed his mind.

Mog was working for the Cast as part of a deal he made to get a catapult from them. He wanted to use this catapult to launch beheaded ducks at society because the goblins were still very pissed off about losing the war. This was obviously an ancient goblin insult that the humans would soon be all too familiar with. This probably would have happened if it weren’t for Mr. socially awkward who sold bowlore to the one and only tight wearing psychopath that decided to kick some Cast butt.
You can actually notice how these things had been set in motion. The catapult was already transported to the Cast camp so they could hand it over to Mog once they had finished their business. In the screen south of the Cast camp lies a duck head which indicates that beheaded ducks were already collected to test the catapult. I'm not sure what their target for testing was but it could just have been the social awkward bow lore guy who didn't dare to stand up for himself because he was afraid that the Cast would yell at him for it. Instead he chose to hide underneath a burnable tree.

The bowlore guy, who we will refer to as 'Mr. Bow', was looking for a nice house to set up shop to sell his series of training routines to teach people the art of 'Bowlore', an ability to increase the damage of your shots with a bow. Having tried many many towns, it seemed every location fit for selling bowlore was taken. Disappointed, Mr. Bow decided to take a stroll on the beach. After avoiding the numerous pillbugs, he came across a lovely tree smack dab in the middle of the beach. Tired from the walk, he sat under the shade of the large oak and pulled out a cigar he had been saving for quite some time. 'Man, I need this' he said, as he struck a match and lit the cigar. He was admiring the scenery around him, when he smelled something funny. He looked at his cigar, which he found much to his surprise, had made contact with the tree. He jumped up, to get away from the fire. 'Another good thing gone' Mr. Bow sighed as he turned away to go back home. He was just walking away when he heard an odd noise, a loud 'Ding'. He turned back around, and noticed a staircase where the tree had been. Hesitantly, he went down the stairs. Finding no monsters, he decided this was as good a place as any to set up shop.

As for Mog, he was treated poorly as a child on account of his horrible face. For many years, Mog was known as Mog the Ugly. Shortly after the goblin war, Mog joined the Goblin Sanctuary as a lesser warrior. He was pacing the beach to go visit his good friend George, when he spotted some knights discussing something by some trees. He walked over, curious. 'What knights do?' He asked.
The golden armored knights turned to face Mog.
'Perhaps he could assist our operation.'

'Yes brother, but he would want something in return. Goblins aren't the smartest creatures, but they aren't free.' Replied one of the other knights.

'Mog free?' Mog asked.

'Mog, is that your name?' The first knight inquired.

'Me name Mog.'

'Very well. Mog, how would you like to help us destroy KernSin?'

'Mog hate hoomans. Mog do anything for revenge. Mog want something though.'

'What might that be, Mog?' The second knight to speak asked nicely. Anything to aid their plan.

'Mog want new face. Hate this one.'

'You want...a new face?' The first knight examined Mog's features. 'I can see why....I think we might be able to do something about that...'

'You can?' Mog was excited.

'Jacob, is your axe sharp?' The first knight looked toward a third member of the group.

'Always.' Jacob replied.

'Then I don't see why Mog can't have a new face...' A grin spread across the knight's face.

...
After the 'Operation', which was a combination of bandages and chops, Mog arose from a table, his face bandaged.
'Let's see how well Jacob did...' The first knight unraveled the bandages.
'AH!'
'Wut is it?!' Mog shouted.
'Jacob, you idiot! He has two heads!'

After that, Mog kept his word to help the cast by making them axes and weaponry, enough to supply an army.

/lame ideas

See my Earlier Post for my Bowlore-Guy discussion idea.

As for the 2nd discussion, I'll leave that to someone more creative.

The guy in the cave selling bowlore was Joon the Bowman. As soon as he found out about what he was dealing with, he went hiding to the underground cave.

Mog of course told Dink about his secret dealings with the Cast, which were that he would get free sex if he would help Cast to destroy KernSin. But the screen had to be faded down, because of the little kiddies playing the game.

The guy hiding under the three is a excellent archer who believes only someone who knows magic can learn bowlore and earn enough to pay his prices.

Mog was tricked into helping the cast to attack KernSin. After being pummeled by Dink he realities his mistakes and tells the location of the secret amp.

Update

Next part added.
New topic discussion.

The trees of Windmere are not really tree's at all, but a special type of fungus that grew from spores, blown by the winds from the Darklands. Due to the nearby fauna of the area, the fungus took up the form of trees before they realised they could have become ducks and be worshipped.

After hundreds of years, the fungus trees still stand, their minds non-existent.

The trees in Windmere where rival wizards. They fought for everything and i mean everything. then one day a couple f centuries ago they both challenged eachother to a transformation contest and chose the tree as a target. but they accidentally transformed themselves permanently.

Hey, Rob. You forgot the rock in screen 535. When you blow it up, you'll get a gold heart.

The "tree year old" tree is Martridge. They both even have green text when talking.
This is, because Martridge wants to teach Dink, that even the strongest fireball, can't burn all trees. So he leaves his cabin, then he transforms into a tree and when Dink tries to burn him with a fireball, he just laughs.

Now, for the other tree... Dink probably has just been smoking some dangerous stuff.

"Hey, Rob. You forgot the rock in screen 535. When you blow it up, you'll get a gold heart."

I never even knew that secret was there, thanks for telling me, I'll get it in a later part.

Now back on topic... post more explanations people.

.. Or I will steal your cookies! Just like I stole this guy's cookies.
Seriously I will, it says so in my profile.

Yay, a new part.

Explanation for jokes tree:
After dabbling in the dark arts, Seinfeld accidentally created an offspring of himself, only being quite a newb, the offspring was a tree.
'Bah, I shall not have a tree as my offspring, I must cast it out!'

Casting one more spell, he sent the tree to a remote location somewhere in the world, and it happened to end up in Windemere. A tree or not, it was Seinfeld's offspring, and it has inherited his ability to spawn jokes that aren't the least bit funny, but still make him popular. I dub this tree, The Seinfeld Tree.

Explanation for Golden Apple Tree:
The 'Talking Tree of the East' is obviously a lame inside joke to 'The Wicked Witch of the West'. Being a witch, the Wicked Witch of the West (or WWOW for short) enchanted an apple tree for her own personal amusement. Since she was a witch, so she obviously had a wart on her nose. This wart was bigger than usual, and made her voice very nasally. She was teaching the tree to say random hints to a sick game she was planning with unsuspecting travelers one dark day...

"You must knock, then cluck, then put a sack in it."

The tree repeated:

"There's a rock by the ducks with a crack in it."

Having a nasally voice, the witch was hardly understandable. There entire conversation went on like this. She decided she would make another tree after she got rid of this wart, and she teleported the tree off to a random region of the world. It, too, spawned in Windemere.

That's my terrible excuse for an explanation

Since the next part is up and this thread needs's a-bumpin', here lol.

The world of Runescape is inhabbited by a great many strange creatures. The evil chicken is one such example, hiding away in a dark cave filled with Dragons.

Dink's world is no different. With beasts such as the Evil Duck (Son of the Ugly Duckling), evil scheme's can be hatched almost anywhere. The Evil Duck's plan was to drive the world into famine, spreading the Word of the Bird to the world and demanding food taxes.

Hey, I saw the next part is up, but why haven't you informed about that lol?

Um, okay. I watched the vid, and I've gotta say, that you sweared quite alot in the vid. Your jokes also seemed very forced and I didn't laugh much at them, so you know what that means.

Anyways, trying to make up an answer to the topic-discussion soon.

I didn't notice much of a difference, sure it wasn't you who had an off-day?

Hey yeh, forgot to bump the thread lol...

"I've gotta say, that you sweared quite alot in the vid"

Uh... did I, I don't recall me swearing at all... unless your referring to when I called the sing g-a-y, which I wouldn't really call that swearing lol :/

Well, maybe swearing was the wrong word to use. But I did feel like all the jokes were kinda forced.

EDIT: I read your topic about your friend. Maybe you're stressed, and that's why you seemed different in this video.

The people of Windmere worship ducks because they used to stuff their pillows with the feathers. And baked their food in duck fat. basically everything of their lives where thanks to the ducks. and finally in the end someone said "a creature that gives so much good had to be a god". everybody in town agreed and so they started to worship ducks.

The ducks are there, because Seth and his padawans are cold-hearted sick freaks, who don't have any kind of feelings, and want to put their frustration into killing ducks. They feel like they're the only ones in the World who want to do this, so they create this game called Dink Smallwood (whatever that means) and try to put this idea into the players' heads so they wouldn't feel like they're alone in this World.

No, you have it all wrong. One day a knight went on a hack-n-slash rampage, which wasn't uncommon back then, and he lopped off a duck's head. when he saw that the Duck was still running around without a head, he promptly peed himself - the duck bled on him, and he fell to his knees swearing that if the duck saved his life, he would serve ducks forever. The duck must've heard his prayers, because it fell down dead. The knight never forgot his prayers and began to re-educate the Territes in the new religion. One day he forgot to bring money to the statue. He was taken to Koka island and never seen again.

Update

I've finished moving house, so I got my internet back up properly. I just uploaded the next part - see first post for new topic discussion. I was extremely tired when I made this video, it turned out better than I thought though. Anyway, enjoy it, and post your explanations on the topic discussion.

The Giant ducks on Koka are so big because the fire bow guy fed them growth hormones. but due to the hormones they became somewhat more aggressive too and thus they like their games bloody. That also made the guy think it'll be a great place for business. forgetting that it is a secret island.

When the people of Windemere started worshipping ducks, they fed three ducks steroids. Then they put the flame bow -guy and the ducks on Koka Island, so the guy could use the ducks as models to make the golden duck statue at the duck altar in Windemere.

Update

Part 13 added.
Post your ideas on the topic discussion, I need more ideas! Both Merder and Skull got a mention in the beginning of this part, as they were the only two people that posted an idea.
If you post an idea I *might* not steal anymore of your cookies.

The people on Joppa island saw the size of the island. they wanted the entire island. The dragons even offer to help them if they build next to the nest. But no the people had to have the entire island.

600M Years ago, Joppa Isle was once home to a group of Pterodactils. Today they have evolved into the Dragons you see attacking the Village. When the humans moved in and built their little town on top of the nest, they were simply so stupid at animal care that they figured "Hey, Let's let those giant white rock-like egg things nurture away in the sewers."

The people of Joppa build their town on top of the dragons' nest because they were from PETA. PETA kills animals, PETA is bad. Grrrr

There we're made a village over the dragons nest because it was needed due to plot reasons.

Long ago, the people of Windemere were banned from eating ducks including their eggs. The guy whose house houses the stairs was starving to death and began praying desperately to the Ancients. Lord Seth heard his prayers, as the floor opened up beneath the hungry boy, ingesting him. The child found himself on top of the biggest eggs he had ever seen. He ate to is fill, but the eggs of Joppa Isle remained a family secret - the family constructed a settlement on top of the nest, selling the eggs for a small profit - notice that this house is the only one that gives money to the ducks (little bowl outside house). Historians and Windemere anthropologists have suggested that the family also supplied Bishop Nelson with DDCs, this theory has not yet been proven, but was possibly a homage to the saviour, Seth.

Update

Part 14 added. New topic discussion thingy whatever added... add your discussion thingy on the topic stuff too or your automatically like a total n00b person that sucks balls and whatever right?
yep... sweetage.

FIRST RESPONSE!

Magic, a force to be reckoned with, can manifest in many different ways. Water magic, a fireball, a lightning bolt, etc. Methods of creating different magical abilities vary from magician to magician, but once a spell and method for casting it have been written to page, it can be taught to any magic-capable person with ease.

One spell which no-one but it's creator know of is the ability to cast Hellfire, a super-charged ball of crispyness that singes all it touches on it's path, without stopping. So frightened of this spell was it's creator that he hid in a cave, but once he started running out of food he decided to sell it to whoever he came across on his way back to town.

Fortunately for him, Dink came along before the man even had to leave the cave. For whatever reason however, he decided to make it his personal residence once Dink finally left, probably because he had no home otherwise. Typical fudgemuffin nubcake.

The hellfire guy is a noobish magic caster that was kicked out of the academy for wizards. it is just by pure luck he actually discovered a useful spell which he named hellfire. his first and only customer ever is dink.

Cool, an LP. Hope this will be good.

After watching the first two minutes, could I ask you to speak a bit slower/more clearly? I could understand about half of what you were saying only so far... Or did you improve on that already?

"After watching the first two minutes, could I ask you to speak a bit slower/more clearly? I could understand about half of what you were saying only so far... Or did you improve on that already"

Yes I did, in the first four videos I used a really crappy mic and the quality was ultimate suckage lol... but the videos after that are good.

Update

Part 15 is up. Added into first post.

-__- Zzzzzzzz.... oh wait, what! Did the part end already?

How rude. Give constructive feedback.

"How rude. Give constructive feedback."

I think he was just joking, because I said myself in this part, that this will probably be the most boring part in this LP because I am just collecting gold and experience and don't have much to say.

Yeah, it was actually a fine part and I enjoyed watching it. It was just that I had to say something, cause you were telling all the time that this part's boring.

Remember, a lets player must never say his vids are boring because it makes other think that they are boring too.

Oh okay. In all honesty, I haven't watched it at all yet...

Actually i did enjoy the vid. i loved how you criticized yourself.

and for the Not so topic discussion. My fave way of earning gold is Spending as little as possible and letting the monster own eachoter. (Lazy? maybe but i am thinking of doing a low lever run of The game.) And my second fave is venturing in the Darklands prematurely. those monsters seem to drop more gold the the stone-giants do.

Update

Next part added.
New topic discussion thanks to Exdeathevn. There wasn't going to be one for this part either and he gave me the idea at the last minute, which is the reason it isn't in the video.

Also, that Duck at the end of the first video of this part pissed me off, and I don't really care if I get flamed for ranting at it. It deserved it!

The flame-bow guy is just a Nubcake who thrives on Torturing dinkers. After you've bought the flame-bow he i just Laughing his ass off. celebrating that someone actually bought his greatly over-over-overpriced piece of crap.

Update

Part 17 added. New topic discussion. Post your ideas!

I also gave an accurate description of the flame bow, taking into account all the godang waste of effort and time you have to put into getting it from that ripoff.

Also, as you will notice, the subject of the first post includes the latest part number in the name now. I will change this each time I upload a new part from now on, so people know when there is a new part. Sometimes people don't know if there is a new part added, or if it is just someone replying to an old part, and they can't be bothered loading the whole post for that (Some people have slow connections). So that should help.

OK my idea is :
The pig in the Darklands was killed in a unfortunate accident when the Darklands teleporter was made. The ancient ones felt sorry fotr the poor creature and they revived it and gave it eternal life. With the restriction it never could leave the Darklands. And ages later Dink came and killed the poor creature.

And if i win again as the only replyer I'll help Robj on his cookie stealing quest!

The Pig of Eternal Sustenance exists in the Darklands as the only one of it's kind as a magnificent specimen and Seth's pet. Unfortunately, Dragons took to eating any dogs Seth tried to raise in the Darklands. So Seth managed to create a pig, feeding it Dragon Liver and hearts to make it almost impregnable to attack.
Unfortunately, one day a hungry pig farmer who had lost all his herd thanks to his aggressive punching streak one day entered the Darklands and found said pig, and decided to kill it for some food. Later he was found dead in the fire pits underground.
THE END - By Milder Flatstomp

The pig is.

How did the pig get there? As someone's emergency food supply. Someone prefers his meat very fresh.

And how did it become so strong? Survival of the fittest. And you sure have to be fit to survive the darklands...

Update

Part 18 is complete and added to first post. This is the final part, this LP is now finished. However, before I move on to another Dmod, I'm going to make a video review of Dink Smallwood and re-upload the first two parts, since when I did those I had a crappy mic (I have re-commentated them to make them better).

I loved the LP and i am looking forward to the next LP. so which d-mod will it be? i hope it is fiat(my fave dmod) or a quick LP of a romp!(like honor quest). and i wouldn't mind it being my Hack n slash dmod tears of the devil. but if you pick it don't do !nsane difficulty that is as the name implies littered with vastly over powered monsters. plus before you are strong enough to tackle the boss the watchers have bored themselves to death.

I'm still secretly hoping for the scourger.

But I guess I'll have to finish v2.0 first... *sigh*

"I'm still secretly hoping for the scourger."

Yep, I'm not sure if you remember, but I mentioned it in the chat ages ago that I wanted to LP it, but you told me to wait for 2.0
However, I can LP the earlier version if you want.

Anyway, I already have a Dmod in mind for my next LP, and it's short one, so it won't take long to play through.

And It's good to hear that you liked it

Which D-Mod is it, Robj?

It's Skull's Hotel of the Middle Night, I told him I'd LP it a while ago in the chat. That will take me about 2 weeks, and then I'll do another, and then another, and then another.... and then.. yeh, you get the picture. Chances are if you have a Dmod released, I'll probably get around to LP-ing it sooner or later....

Ha! you can release a DVD one day, man!

Ok, this LP is now 100% complete. I have re-commentated and re-uploaded the first two parts to improve the audio quality on them and the Dink Smallwood video review is uploading right now.

There's a link at the beginning of my first post, this will take you to a playlist with all the videos in the correct order.

Yay! I'm honored that out of all D-Mods, you picked one of mine first! Thanks.

Also, what are you planning to do after the "third another".

EDIT: Also, remember to grab the newer version of HotMN, before making an LP of it.

"what are you planning to do after the "third another""
Hmmm... most likely..... (drum roll) .... Another!
But seriously... I'm actually planning on doing one more small Romp after this, then a quest. I'll decide which ones when I get there though....

"Also, remember to grab the newer version of HotMN, before making an LP of it."
Yeh, I already did, you mentioned that it's really v1.01, but the update failed and you had to call v1.02. In the videos, I'm gonna call it v1.02, to avoid confusion and whatever...

Also, is it just me or do the screens change instantly in this Dmod? Every time I play it, instead of them changing fluently, Dink instantly appears on the next screen... Doesn't do it for any other mods though
..Or was it intentional?

It wasn't intentional, but it most likely happend to all people, I know it happend to me. It's just a thing I never understood why it happened. If anyone has any idea, please PM me and I'll try to fix it in the next version.

Ah, ok cool.... just thought I'd check before I start. I'll make the first part tomorrow, probably around.... the middle of the night.

Also, I'm scrapping the topic discussion, and I came up with an idea that should (hopefully) get more people posting because there was obviously a lot of people that watched the videos on the Dink Smallwood LP that didn't post on the 'topic discussion', mainly because the only thing you got from winning was a 'shoutout'.
With the new thing (which is no longer a 'topic discussion') the winning person (which can only be decided once the LP is finished), gets to choose the next Dmod I will LP.
I'll be making a thread about it when I post the first part of Hotel of the Middle Night because there's some stuff that needs to be sorted out for it.

Congratulations finishing your LP on Dink Smallwood, Robj! Thanks for the awesome at the credits.

I guess the wiz at Goblin Castle doesn't talk anymore when you've finished the game. Or he's just pissed that Dink attacked him.

Well, I know someone who definitely is pissed that the wizard did NOT talk.