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2024-08-02 23:39:33
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YeOldeToasT
Peasant They/Them Australia
Oh, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! 
The votes are in and the final ranking has been calculated. The ranking, along with various (mostly) anonymous comments and criticisms collected from the judging process (with some editing) are as follows:

1. Hack 'n' Slash


"My jaw hit the floor when I saw those dance moves"

"As a counterweight to the brutality, there's also lots of dancing, which I like, and which also is very creative. Collecting notes makes exploring the map more exciting without unbalancing the game."

"It definitely made an interesting change."

"This entry is kind of a mish-mash of stuff, and feels like SimonK threw this together as an experiment. But that experiment had really cool ideas, so consider it a success."

"This is definitely the best of the contest entries."

"I can see why people think there should be more gold available. However, Hack n' Slash goes way too far"

2. Expanded Dink

"The teleportation system is definitely something we should have had 25 years ago."

"It feels that the additions are a bit... uninteresting."

"The main thing I like about this one is the idea (and execution) of a fast travel system."

"It can be argued that the original game needs more gold, but it really doesn't need higher stats."

"I find the added areas nice, with Leprochaun's trademark mapping."

3. Quest Log


"It seemed like a real expansion to the main game, adding content and integrating it very well. I expected way less than the initial title would suggest."

"I'd rather play the whole game with it."

"The additions in Quest Log are visible from the start, and are done in a way that encourages the player to hit, poke, and prod at things to see what will happen. There's a gold mine's worth of discoveries if you're prepared to go digging."

"I really liked Martridge being there as an advisor. It really could help new players through the game."

4. Kingdom of the Pigs

"This one definitely made me laugh the hardest, and I had fun forcing myself to remember the original dialogue choices. The colour-shift effect on the text was also very nice to see."

"Well, this is... an interesting one."

"I found the joke funny for the first few minutes. However it's not worth playing much more than that, unless you want to know what it feels like to play Dink as an illiterate person."

"Kingdom of the Pigs was great, but there's no way I could put up with oink oink for like every dialog line for a whole game."

"It really annoyed me that I could not navigate the menu."

"I'm somewhat ashamed that I spent multiple hours in making this. My main motivation was making sure RangerLord lost his bet."

5. Best Friend Milder

"It does fit the theme of the contest, but it could have been explored more deeply."

"The dialogue changes are somewhat amusing."

"It could have included some new scenes or something."

"Only the scripts related to Milder have been modified. Even in those scripts, the changes are smaller than I expected."

"It doesn't come with all the files of the main Dink game, only having the files that have the changes. This is actually a positive for me."

"Dink and Milder's rivalry is by far the longest lasting conflict in the original game. It's also a conflict that the player is powerless to affect at all until the very end, at which point the player can either make Dink the greater man or have payback against Milder. As such, I don't really think this makes the game better, but I like how it made me think."

"I just don't feel the apparent effort was on the same level as the other mods."

YeOldeToasT has released 6 files

TitleCategoryAvgUpdated
PNGtionsDevelopment, Graphics, UnfinishedN/AFebruary 4th, 2024
Talkie patch for The Search for Milli VanilliAdd-OnN/ANovember 6th, 2023
Fun with palettesDevelopmentN/AJanuary 3rd, 2021
Dink Hotel (The)D-Mod, RompGood 7.1April 2nd, 2019
Corporate ManagerialismD-ModFair 5.2May 31st, 2010
Percentage Based PotionsDevelopment, DemoN/AFebruary 21st, 2010

YeOldeToasT has written 51 reviews

TitleFileTypeScoreDate
One of the most important files on this site Japanese Midi PackNormalGood 8.0September 24th, 2025
A slice of forum life Dink Goes BoatingFeaturedGood 8.2August 6th, 2025
Has heart Cycles of EvilFeaturedExceptional 9.2July 27th, 2025
Doesn't rule them all Bored of the RingsFeaturedFair 6.6February 20th, 2025
Magicky 'whoosh' sound Dink Sound ReferenceNormalGood 8.3June 20th, 2024
Nuke the whales Mapnuke for WindowsFeaturedTolerable 4.0March 25th, 2024
The magic of Linear Arithmetic Synthesis Dink Smallwood Midi OST - Roland MT-32FeaturedFair 6.7February 10th, 2024
Worse than The Scary Beast Rise of the RebelsNormalHorrible 2.5January 31st, 2024
The Dink successor that never was Windemere SourceFeaturedFair 6.0December 16th, 2023
The winner of the first D-mod competition Slaughterhouse (The)NormalFair 6.4September 22nd, 2023
Groundbreaking, but disappointing PreludeFeaturedGood 7.6July 8th, 2023
A pleasant, yet irritating sequel to the original game Mystery IslandFeaturedFair 6.9April 20th, 2023
Quite nice Dink Smallwood WorldmapNormalExceptional 9.0April 10th, 2022
A bland name conceals a delightful romp Quest (The)FeaturedGood 7.2July 3rd, 2021
Incomplete but good enough Dink Smallwood BMP GraphicsFeaturedGood 7.0June 22nd, 2021
An attempt at horror with the Dink engine Woods (The)FeaturedGood 7.2April 29th, 2021
The worst Dink utility in existence Problematic Dink Diz ProFeaturedHorrible 0.1January 10th, 2021
Really really useful, in theory PlayThisFeaturedTolerable 4.0January 8th, 2021
The best worst D-mod in town Sour Gummy WormsFeaturedGood 8.5January 5th, 2021
A very interesting source port unDinkFeaturedGood 8.5December 10th, 2020
The lost die() procedure Lost Shoes (The)FeaturedTolerable 4.9December 8th, 2020
One must imagine Sisyphus happy Dink's Quest for MeaningFeaturedFair 5.0December 7th, 2020
Victim of bad development Victim of LifeFeaturedTolerable 4.5December 6th, 2020
Somewhat misleading Quest for Food (The)FeaturedTolerable 4.0December 5th, 2020
An insight into early Dink modding Making of Mystery Island (The)FeaturedFair 6.1November 28th, 2020
An interesting concept that's far too short TrappedFeaturedFair 5.9November 28th, 2020
The quintessential original "silly" D-mod Search for Milli Vanilli (The)FeaturedGood 8.5November 22nd, 2020
Unfinished with substance and style Very Dink Christmas (A)FeaturedExceptional 9.0October 22nd, 2020
A testament to our combined efforts Dink Hotel (The)FeaturedGood 8.1April 29th, 2020
Very useful for developers Version CheckerNormalExceptional 9.0February 20th, 2020
A missed opportunity WinDinkedit Plus 2FeaturedFair 6.7March 14th, 2019
Contains errors and inconsistencies that make things difficult The Ultimate Dink File Format FAQFeaturedFair 5.5August 8th, 2014
Frustrating and unrewarding, though not without merit Honor Quest (The)FeaturedGood 7.0November 18th, 2013
Absolutely horrible and very outdated D-Mod Check ListFeaturedHorrible 1.0November 16th, 2013
Possibly the finest game of our generation Happy Sunshine LandFeaturedExceptional 9.5March 3rd, 2013
A cute little "monster" Avoca (New Monster!)FeaturedExceptional 9.3September 5th, 2011
Look good, but they're stolen. King and CompanyNormalFair 6.7December 3rd, 2010
An original and fun little game. ChasinNormalGood 7.5December 3rd, 2010
Very nice fan art Dink Wallpaper 3FeaturedExceptional 9.0September 23rd, 2010
The trees are okay IPD Pack 1FeaturedFair 6.5September 23rd, 2010
This is a poor first attempt. Old Hero New ThiefFeaturedHorrible 2.0May 28th, 2010
A short story with an interesting control scheme. Day of the CarcassFeaturedExceptional 9.1May 28th, 2010
A short demo with nothing notable Dink's Quest in the IcelandsFeaturedTolerable 3.0May 28th, 2010
Fixing bugs? Useful features? Yeah right... WinDinkEdit PlusFeaturedFair 6.5May 12th, 2010
FallDink moar like FailDink! FallDinkFeaturedFair 6.5March 13th, 2010
Not that great. Really. Dink Smallwood CD AudioFeaturedFair 6.5February 13th, 2010
Not fit for my desktop Spiffy Dink DesktopNormalHorrible 0.5November 28th, 2009
A Very Nice and useful little pack Chickens!NormalExceptional 9.1September 9th, 2009
I've seen things suck before, but this was the suckiest load of suck that ever sucked. Duck ApprovedNormalHorrible 1.5June 28th, 2009
Not approved by Dink Dink ApprovedFeaturedTolerable 4.0May 26th, 2009
A very good guide for new people. An Introduction to DMOD MakingFeaturedGood 8.9April 7th, 2009

YeOldeToasT has taken 2 screenshots

ScreenshotFileDate
Preview Dink Goes DatingDecember 18th, 2025
Preview Things from my backyard (new enemies)December 17th, 2025