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Fed up with ducks? Have some chickens instead!

Calmly pecking around until you punch one and it dies in a puff of feathers, when all the other chickens start panicking and the rooster attacks you

Comes with little demo D-Mod.

*Best Non D-Mod file of Q3 2009*
Released:July 16th, 2009
File Size:1.26 MB
Release Notes:Initial version.
Play:Play this D-Mod right now in your web browser! (More Info)
July 16th, 2009
Score : 9.7 exceptional
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
What came first, the DMOD or the chicken? In this case, the chicken. Fully scripted, awesome looking chickens I might add. 'Twas a normal day, when out of nowhere, a news post!


I hurled myself into the link in the hopes that someone had made a chicken script and graphics. I was only halfway correct. Sparrowhawk made the stuff, not Someone. Anyway, I fired up the DMOD, laughing at the sign when I tried to go up. After my amusement, I followed the directions to the screens with the chickens. I gazed upon their beauty for a moment before mindlessly ripping off their heads and kicking it around like a tin can. I go to a different screen. There's a rainbow chicken! But, it wasn't a rainbow chicken. It was a rooster! I needn't waste time with the pretty colored thing, so I continue with my quest to eradicate all DMODS of farm animals and spotted mushrooms. However, the rooster had different ideas. It rushed me, a fiery look in it's eyes. Repent! Repent! Satan walks the Earth, taking the form of a beast to evil to comprehend! The demonic rainbow rooster impaled it's beak into the ankles of my character. He responded to this action with an outcry of pain. I returned the favor with a friendly punch the rooster's general area. It took a while, but it fell beneath my onslaught of punches and terror. It was over. Or was it?

I give it a 9.7, I think it deserves a 9.9, but I'm just leaving a bit in there for any improvements you might come up with.

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Blood = feathers?4ChristiaanDecember 28th 2009, 07:28 PM