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um the DN PC fascists deleted my post i guess it was too cool so anyway the point i want to make is:

if you dont want people to be against your own government when you claim that your government is one of freedom and democracy then you like make no sense. you are really anti-government and you are the one who is not a patriot. you are just a fascist or totalitarian or something and you have no business claiming to be democratic.

also mcdonalds is taking over the world, they are putting chemicals in the fries that make people want to eat more and the mcmuffin is the new world icon. this needs to be put to an end.

The reason your post was deleted didn't have anything to do with the core of your rant, but rather how personal you made it. Like, generalizing something like in this post is fine, but your previous post seemed to have a personal tone to it. I dunno.

Bleh, Mc Donalds doesn't have to put chemicals in their food, fried foods are addictive already

i dont understand but whatever

fried lima beans are very addicting, i cannot have just one. give me ten lima beans.

Josh, ever watch ing of the hill? You are Dale, hanks next door neighbor. Paraniod ass mofo.

i always flip off mc'donalds when i walk by it

Everybody is talking about how they hate this country and want to leave it or tear it up or they are talking about how they love this country and want to defend it. I love this country because we can talk about our beliefs without facing a firing squad. There are so many reasons to love it. We can agree and disagree but there are certain people who feel strongly enough to put their beliefs on the line by joining the military and protecting our right to do so. At this moment they are dying for believing in America. They should be honored and thanked. Thank you.

er... are those burgers made out of soliders?

Just disaffected citizens and those with the personality of a cheesegrater.

In a McDonalds near me, a young girl of about 11 ordered a burger of some kind. She found it's taste to be a little queer, and binned it.
Waking the next morning, looking forward to a lovely day at school, this girl was horrified to discover many disgusting spots and other "ughs" on her face.
Upon consulting her doctor, she was diagnosed with gonorrea (however you spell it)...on her FACE!
Her mother accused her of having oral sex, as that is pretty much the sole way she could have contracted this. But that would have been far less foul than the truth.
It turned out, her burger had 2 different samples of semen in it, one which had the STD.
My friends mother told me about this, and I later burned down that particular McDonalds. I am now on the run.
Sick, eh?

That sounds like an urban legend.

Once at an Olive Garden, a lady ordered a salad and she got "special salad dressing".

It does indeed sound like an urban legend, and is what I took it for, at first. But my friends mother SWEARS that it was her friends daughter. And I have only heard that story from one person.
Ugh.

It is an urban legend according to the facts about getting an std. The bacteria has to have a warm moist place to live. And wouldn't the fact that the burger was cooked mean that the bacteria was killed? If of course it was cooked well done.
A person could theoretically quickly transmit the virus to an eye or their mouth but symptoms would not show up on the face by the next day. However, the Olive Garden dressing story sure made me shudder.

aids lives outside the body for something like 14 seconds, i dont know about gonaherpasiphitus or whatever but those urban legends are cool anyway. a real urban legend is a guy got his peter stuck in one of those suction things in a pool. check it out

i saw king of the hill like one time. there was like a ant infestation. the neighbor just drank lots of beer.

do you know what the queers are doing to the soil? theyre in it with the aliens. theyre building landing strips for fabulous martians.

Yes it does. However, semen does not transmit that particular STD if I remember correctly (I am possibly wrong), and can only be spread by contact of skin or the genitals or the kitty discharge that it sometimes creates. You also must take in account the gestational period of the STD. It wouldn't appear over night, it's too quick.

Plus the fact that, regardless of how a person was infected with gonorrhea, I do not believe that the symptoms appear on the face.

What gets to me is thinking about, oh, say, people not washing their hands before preparing food . . . and what they may have been doing before they didn't wash their hands.

Just remember, every single atom that makes up your body has been feces at some point in the timeline of the earth.

I think people get too worked up on cleanliness. I mean, yeah, washing your hands and taking a shower daily is cool, but it definately isn't necessary.

Uh, I prefer the term "evolutionary detritus".

Of course personal hygiene is up to the individual, but I think it depends on the situation. Not taking a shower if you're hanging around your apartment for the weekend is one thing, but if someone is about to make me a BLT, I would really rather that they washed their hands.

Having Oral sex is a way to contract gonorrhea. It can cause a nasty rash like infection on your face, but it will not have the full effects that having unprotected sex would have (though I doubt either way you would be having fun with it). I am very skeptical of the STD being contracted through semen. It is useally contracted through touching of bear skin, or the kitty discharge that oozes out of male genitals durning the infection. However, if the STD has infected the reproductive system (which is not a good thing for the infected party) it can be transmitted through semen. In a breif search, I found this page with confirms some of the info in my posts.

link for the lazy

every single atom that makes up your body has been feces at some point in the timeline of the earth. Huh?

I have to agree with neithskye. She makes perfect sense. There was an experiment one time (can't remember where I saw it but sure do remember the results) where they secretly taped people washing their hands at a public bathroom. Only 23%(?) of people who used the toilet washed their hands afterward and of those people about half only washed longer than 15 seconds or thoughoughly. Most only washed parts of their hands and not all of their hands.
People are basically ignorant of the germs and bacteria carried to their mouths ,eyes, etc. by their hands. And some people will scratch their private parts and then fix something to eat afterwards. I actually saw a cook in a restaurant wipe his nose with his hand and start cooking. I was also eating chinese food in a place one time where there was a cockroach in the food. The girl at our table that had that particular plate really and truly turned green. Now I thought that was a wife's tale till I saw it happen.

Ok, here's the thing: you're exposed to all of this stuff anyway. Yes, washing your hands and having good hygiene eliminates a sizeable chunk, but not all. And all it takes is a very few germs to infect someone.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think society should go back to the dark ages when it was customary for surgeons and doctors to where dark clothes so blood and other stains didn't show up on the uniforms they never washed. In such situations as those, yes, its Uber important to keep everything as sterile as humanly possible.

But you're not going to die or get sick if you eat a booger or a cockroach.

If you don't think they are gonna get sick, you shoulda seen that girl.

That was only because she saw it; if she would have swallowed it without any recognition she was eating a cockroach, then no harm would have befell her

However cockroaches and boogers cultivate bacteria and germs and I would just as soon as not eat them. I know we are exposed every day to lots of bugs but that is how we build our immunity system. Children are born without any immunities except whatever their mother passes thru to them in the womb and thru mother's milk. They then have to have immunity shots and continue to build up their systems as they grow. A child can easily die in their first year of life but we know now that things must be kept fairly clean. Our birth rate success and the fact that children live thru their first year of life is the highest that history has ever had. That is the proof that cleanliness is necessary.

But just in case you change your mind about your vocation and decide to become a chef instead, would you please let me know so I can avoid the place you work at.

BTW, would you elaborate on this: every single atom that makes up your body has been feces at some point in the timeline of the earth

Another thing worth noticing is that you should definately not wash yourself TOO much. Even if some people find it disgusting (I don't, mind you. ) that we have lots of different creatures living in and on our skin, lips, mouth, nose, genetials, all over, most of those creatures are there to do a certain maintainance of your body, they live in so-called symbiosis with you. Like, your old, dead skin provides food for some bacteria, while it, eating your old, dead skin, cleans up. Many equal cases all over. Also some of them fight off the bad germs. Anyway, back to my point; washing yourself too much removes not only bad germs, but also the good ones. Which you need to have there. If they are removed too often, or totally removed, you get diseases cause of that. Such as rashes and other nasty stuff. Another thing is that when you expose yourself to relatively undangerous bad germs, your body makes anti-genes (provided by our wonderful immune system to act like a "mine field" if the same (or a relatively equal) bacteria returns again, instantly killing it. If you totally avoid contact with bad germs, and one really mean one should finally get into you, and you have no "mine field", so it can do whatever it wants, you're bound to get REALLY sick. So stay clean, but keep it sane.

*claps*

Nice one, Prof. Alex

Exactly. Very well put. Everybody needs their 'mine field' aka immune system. Altho I would question certain parts of what you said, I think I'll settle for..Ditto what Christiaan said.

BTW, would you elaborate on this: every single atom that makes up your body has been feces at some point in the timeline of the earth

1) Various animal feces are used to fertilize crops which use them to grow (i.e. incorporating parts of the fertilizer into itself).
2) You eat these crops in order to grow (i.e. incorporating parts of the crops which were parts of the fertilizer into yourself).

So over a long enough timeline, all living things are composed of walking, talking material that used to be feces.

Of course, this assumes that you buy into the 'the earth is 3.5 billion years old' thing. Nothing against you if you don't. But even if you just think the world is a few thousand years old or so, that should still be enough for any thing to be composed of a sizeable chunk of material that used to be feces.

Isn't that a nice thought?

Perhaps a better thought is that every time take a gulp of air, 10,000,000,000 of those molecules were also inhaled/exhaled by Caesar.

People having "fun" on the burgers/burger baps/whatever and people eating said product, does not mean it has been cooked. It all depends when that person decides to... well...you know... as it could easily be after things are cooked.
And trust, this is not a urban legend, there was even a news story on it...and again, I say...
UGH!

i think people are becoming weaklings from being too clean and chemical dependent. i take a shower like once a week at most and i shampoo my hair on average once a year. i use soap sometimes when it is in the shower. i eat leftovers that are 2 weeks old and i eat food off of the floor. if you are exposed to food poison and shoot then you become stronger. if you use hand sanitizer after every contact with a door knob, yer gonna be a weak pathetic loser with no immune system. it is natural too get dirty. and clean flower smelling people suck.

i wanna eat raw meat and live 100 years old like before the dark ages. now we are only living old because of machines, but geezers are weak scrawny losers.

I use shampoo somewhat more often, but I *kinda* agree with josh

and another thing about germs:

antibacterial soap-bad.
because it dosen't kill 100% of the germs [bad ones at this matter] but it kills 99-98%,so that two procent are immune for that and their lil' germ children also have a mine field against soap!

Do you realize how this started?? something about war and chemicals. Now we're talking about germs. wow

We need to stop using antibiotics, period. Viruses are much more effective if you are going to kill bacteria that is too strong for your immune system. Viruses can target specific bacteria, leaving the "good" bacteria alone. Viruses also evolve at the same rate of the bacteria.

YES! The weak and the ill must die!
NO, really, it's only the reckless use of them that's wrong, right?

"1) Various animal feces are used to fertilize crops which use them to grow (i.e. incorporating parts of the fertilizer into itself).
2) You eat these crops in order to grow (i.e. incorporating parts of the crops which were parts of the fertilizer into yourself)."

Sure, but that dosen't mean that next time you see some shoot, you eat it up saying that it was a burger at some point in the timeline of earth.

I thought I might as well add that I haved developed a strong immuninty to colds in my local area. When I come to school(I walk, and it's cold in the morning)all I do is blow my nose once or twice and there goes my cold. I must've gotten so many colds over the years that I have encountered almost every kind of cold germ or have acquired similiar to it. I don't suspect that this will last too long, but my Winter(hopefully) won't be as miserable.

now say you move too a warm arid climate area, like new mexico. You'll never get sick again and live for ever!

Alright, this is probably irrevelant, but who would want to bomb McDonalds? I mean, all that dirty grease would cause a huge fire that would be very hard to put out until the majority of it had been burned. Oh, wait... maybe a terrorist would.

however

germs are not always your friends-
now my eyes are red,and my throat hurts whenever i move my tongue...