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October 5th 2003, 05:37 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
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In a McDonalds near me, a young girl of about 11 ordered a burger of some kind. She found it's taste to be a little queer, and binned it.
Waking the next morning, looking forward to a lovely day at school, this girl was horrified to discover many disgusting spots and other "ughs" on her face.
Upon consulting her doctor, she was diagnosed with gonorrea (however you spell it)...on her FACE!
Her mother accused her of having oral sex, as that is pretty much the sole way she could have contracted this. But that would have been far less foul than the truth.
It turned out, her burger had 2 different samples of semen in it, one which had the STD.
My friends mother told me about this, and I later burned down that particular McDonalds. I am now on the run.
Sick, eh?