Dink Jokes
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you see a duck and punch its head off
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you walk into a tree and say "hey god set the hardness to 0"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you see a mental guy in the street and say his scripts got bugs
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you attack innocent people thinking that there just sprites
You know you have been playing dink to long when
a new city is being built and you say "what they using? dinkedit or windinkedit"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the graveyard and say "hey theres skeleton b"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the shops and ask for a elixer
Rustedsorrows jokes
you know thet you been playing dink too long when you open you're backpack and hear a BANG sound
You know you have been playing dink to long when when you're car dosen't start you say "this script isn't running!"
You know you have been playing dink to long when you put on blue shoes and start to walk fast
You know you have been playing dink to long when you are surprised why don't cocroaches squeel when you hit them,and no little heart appears when you kill them
you know you have been playing dink too long when you are walking through a field saying "huh?" "i don't see anything here" "what" "i'm fairly sure i can't talk or use that" "not much hapening here"
Has anyone got any other dink jokes?
post um here
you see a duck and punch its head off
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you walk into a tree and say "hey god set the hardness to 0"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you see a mental guy in the street and say his scripts got bugs
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you attack innocent people thinking that there just sprites
You know you have been playing dink to long when
a new city is being built and you say "what they using? dinkedit or windinkedit"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the graveyard and say "hey theres skeleton b"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the shops and ask for a elixer
Rustedsorrows jokes
you know thet you been playing dink too long when you open you're backpack and hear a BANG sound
You know you have been playing dink to long when when you're car dosen't start you say "this script isn't running!"
You know you have been playing dink to long when you put on blue shoes and start to walk fast
You know you have been playing dink to long when you are surprised why don't cocroaches squeel when you hit them,and no little heart appears when you kill them
you know you have been playing dink too long when you are walking through a field saying "huh?" "i don't see anything here" "what" "i'm fairly sure i can't talk or use that" "not much hapening here"
Has anyone got any other dink jokes?
post um here
Hm, I just saw this one and thought it funny too:
"My indian name is ComputerWolf." - Seth
"My indian name is ComputerWolf." - Seth
when you're car dosen't start you say "this script isn't running!"
when you put on blue shoes and start to walk fast
when you are surprised why don't cocroaches squeel when you hit them,and no little heart appears when you kill them
when you put on blue shoes and start to walk fast
when you are surprised why don't cocroaches squeel when you hit them,and no little heart appears when you kill them
You know you have been playing dink too much when you hit the mailman and say "Mail call!"
You know you've played dink too much when you're making a bunch of jokes about it at a fansite.
you know you've been playing dink too long when you punch something, and when it doesn't say anything back, you wonder why a script wasn't attached.
you know you haven't played dink enough when none of the above happens .
you know you haven't played dink enough when none of the above happens .
Lol.
I liked the ones of the car doesn't start and the one of the blue shoes.
I liked the ones of the car doesn't start and the one of the blue shoes.
You know when you have been playing Dink too long when you never ever use your fireplace again.
You know when you have been playing Dink too long when you visit your uncle, and he tries to kill you.
You know when you have been playing Dink too long when you visit your uncle, and he tries to kill you.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you go collect nuts to sell so you can buy a longsword
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you bump into a closed door and wonder where the warp is.
You know you have been playing dink to long, when you start to worry about this site if you don't have internet access for two days....
You know you have been playing to long when the world appears in 256 colors, and you are amazed if you seen new ones, cause that means that the author changed all those graphics.. Woah..
You know you have been playing to long when you hit someone, and back away, and say 'haha, you can't hit me now'.
You know you've been playing this game too much when you confirm the lvl 32 bug, without script editing.
You know you've been playing too long when you are surprised that tunes have words.
You know you have been playing to long when the world appears in 256 colors, and you are amazed if you seen new ones, cause that means that the author changed all those graphics.. Woah..
You know you have been playing to long when you hit someone, and back away, and say 'haha, you can't hit me now'.
You know you've been playing this game too much when you confirm the lvl 32 bug, without script editing.
You know you've been playing too long when you are surprised that tunes have words.
You know you've been playing Dink too much when you attack short people on the street, believing they are wizards.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you fail to understand that nomatter how far you walk, the screen never changes.
You know you have been playing Dink too long when you start to appreciate this board.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you fail to understand that nomatter how far you walk, the screen never changes.
You know you have been playing Dink too long when you start to appreciate this board.
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you call some guy called seth god
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that short people can use magic
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you randomly attack pigs
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that rain can kill you
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think you can use magic
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you talk to trees thinking they will talk back
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that you can walk of cliffs and the hardness will stop you
you call some guy called seth god
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that short people can use magic
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you randomly attack pigs
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that rain can kill you
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think you can use magic
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you talk to trees thinking they will talk back
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you think that you can walk of cliffs and the hardness will stop you
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you fail to understand that nomatter how far you walk, the screen never changes.
now that is worth a laugh
now that is worth a laugh
You know you have been playing Dink too long when you start wearing a red bandana on your arm, and still maintain you are straight as an arrow. Or if you start wearing bright green trousers.
You know you have been playing Dink too long when you start beating animals to death, and eating their hearts under the impression it will heal you. Ugh...
But these jokes are getting steadily worse..
You know you have been playing Dink too long when you start beating animals to death, and eating their hearts under the impression it will heal you. Ugh...
But these jokes are getting steadily worse..
you know when you been playing dink too long ehn you come to a shop an the man says "what can i get you?" and don't see a choice menu,and think that the script isn't complete
You know you have been playing dink too long when you burn down trees to find secret passages.
You know you have been playing dink too long when you punch furniture and wonder why it doesn't respond.
You know you have been playing dink too long when you punch furniture and wonder why it doesn't respond.
wow alot of dink jokes here
i cant add um all to my list lol
i cant add um all to my list lol
July 23rd 2003, 10:41 AM
Weirdo
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you go to the super-market, and try to pay for a plastic sword in gold.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you stand still and wait for the player to move you
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you have a full scale model of Redink1 in your dresser.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you kill any animal or person in sight to build up your luck so you can defeat the evil (water heater) fire demon.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you snatch babies of the streets and bring them to log cabins insisting that it's their baby Roland.
Those really aren't funny
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you stand still and wait for the player to move you
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you have a full scale model of Redink1 in your dresser.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you kill any animal or person in sight to build up your luck so you can defeat the evil (water heater) fire demon.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you snatch babies of the streets and bring them to log cabins insisting that it's their baby Roland.
Those really aren't funny
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you make a list of the things you've done if you've played Dink too long.
"You know you have been playing dink too long when you punch furniture and wonder why it doesn't respond."
"You know you have been playing dink to long when
you talk to trees thinking they will talk back"
"you know you've been playing dink too long when you punch something, and when it doesn't say anything back, you wonder why a script wasn't attached."
These jokes are just getting too similar!! It doens't have a script : Hahaha.
"You know you have been playing dink to long when
you talk to trees thinking they will talk back"
"you know you've been playing dink too long when you punch something, and when it doesn't say anything back, you wonder why a script wasn't attached."
These jokes are just getting too similar!! It doens't have a script : Hahaha.
Well, that's what happens when you've been playing Dink too long: repetitiveness.
well what do you expect saber? we're dinker, lacking imagination and creativity we are!
You know you've been playing Dink too long when
you start talking in DinkC.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when
you do that .
you start talking in DinkC.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when
you do that .
Lacking imagination and creativity? This is possibly the most insane group on the net, we are fantasticaly creative in our depraved way.
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you recall that Nexis and JVeenhof did a similar, funnier list a couple years ago...
Keep in mind, if you kill Tal, you've got a very angry allikitten to deal with... and now that Sabretrout is chat staff, I own his soul, therefore his clones must fight on my side.
Am I chat staff now? I wasn't told, but it's good news anywho! And my clones are at your disposal Alli, just say the word, and he will be destroyed!
MODIFIED : Just saw your post Alli! Wahey! I am chat staff, I guess I'd better get i contact with you to get my training going. You are Yoda.
MODIFIED : Just saw your post Alli! Wahey! I am chat staff, I guess I'd better get i contact with you to get my training going. You are Yoda.
I wish I could still find the one on the DinkXProd homepage.. or to find the page.. it was awesome, i remember laughing my ass off. Literally.
Yeah the ones a while ago were funny. And it isn't exactly the most original thing either is it... Originally, REALLY originally starting as a Counter-Strike joke... going along the lines of...
"You know when you've been playing counter-strike too long when you run from the toilet screaming fire in the hole!"
But awwwww... I don't wanna be the party pooper...
"You know when you've been playing counter-strike too long when you run from the toilet screaming fire in the hole!"
But awwwww... I don't wanna be the party pooper...
In that context that should be awwww, not awe. Awe is when you are amazed at something, not a touching moment near the end of an episode of Full House.
you know that you been playing VS too long when you go to the shop and try to press B but there are no B's around
lol Go Rusted...
There was ' You know you've been playing cs too long when you actually bring rifles to the airport"
There was ' You know you've been playing cs too long when you actually bring rifles to the airport"
NO it wasn't. You changed it after I posted to make it seem like you are an englishman who makes absolutely no mistakes in grammar, and you do.
It was pretty obvious, but deep down I hate English people with every bone in my body.
Yeah Safmoor. I hate YOU with every bone in my body. Jamie shouldn't change his posts to make other's posts incorrect, but don't generalize!
Idiot.
Idiot.
ok that jokes been gonig around before cs lol
it has been on rune delta force 1 2 3 and 4!
and most games i think off have had jokes like that
it has been on rune delta force 1 2 3 and 4!
and most games i think off have had jokes like that
Actually that's not true. CS started it... obviously being the n00b that you are (Taking on WC's role ) though you wouldn't know much about any other games. CS was released what.. 4 years ago now and the joke started roughly that time. Do some research son - Morpheus
Since when did a lame game like CounterStrike begin one of the oldest jokes of all time?
"You Know You've Played Too Much Infocom When you ask all questions in the form "PERSON, TELL ME ABOUT THE THING." ('Professor, tell me about the exam.' 'Bob, tell me about the drill press.')"
"You know You’ve been Watching Too Much Ranma 1/2 When you add your age and status to the end of your name when you introduce yourself "
"You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Star Trek When You hear a strange remark and the first thing that pops into your head is "Gee that's something Worf would say."
Do some research, kid.
Since when did a lame game like CounterStrike begin one of the oldest jokes of all time?
"You Know You've Played Too Much Infocom When you ask all questions in the form "PERSON, TELL ME ABOUT THE THING." ('Professor, tell me about the exam.' 'Bob, tell me about the drill press.')"
"You know You’ve been Watching Too Much Ranma 1/2 When you add your age and status to the end of your name when you introduce yourself "
"You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Star Trek When You hear a strange remark and the first thing that pops into your head is "Gee that's something Worf would say."
Do some research, kid.
about u being a n00b
cs didnt start those jokes
they have been around for years!
since before the internet lol
so maybe you should do some research morpheus
also i played cs ages ago!like when it was new
now its old and boring
heres a good joke
"you know you have been taking drugs to long when you start acting like morpheus"
cs didnt start those jokes
they have been around for years!
since before the internet lol
so maybe you should do some research morpheus
also i played cs ages ago!like when it was new
now its old and boring
heres a good joke
"you know you have been taking drugs to long when you start acting like morpheus"
You're generalizing too sabre, because I don't think you hate me with your tailbone. I wasn't saying that all englishmen are people like morpheus, that would be going WAAY too far.
Err...you say you hate English people. I said I hate you. I think that yours is more of a general insult than mine.
I don't care if you insult Morpheus, but don't say you hate "English people" when you are replying to a 13 year old!!
I don't care if you insult Morpheus, but don't say you hate "English people" when you are replying to a 13 year old!!
Aaaaaaaawe isn't it pleasing to get to the network and find n00bs bashing at each other... aaaaahh....
And I thought you once said age never mattered Sabre.. pfft
And I thought you once said age never mattered Sabre.. pfft
I don't think it matters anyway, since if you really care about what I think you don't hate me quite as much as you say you do. Unless you just can't stand me being ignorant and trying to make people like you mad with my comments on british. The truth is I really don't hate british people, I just wouldn't want to be british myself, or french.
Jamie : I was justusing your age as an example in tpo show that he cannot make a judgement on a country from one, male Dink called Jamie who is 13, no offense.
safmoor : It really doesn't matter. I can stand you being ignorant and whatever. and I have since I first noticed you existed. Of course I don't "hate" you, I have never met you or chatted to you properly.
On first impressions, you just seem like an idiot to me.
I wouldn't want to be french either! We do have something in common.
safmoor : It really doesn't matter. I can stand you being ignorant and whatever. and I have since I first noticed you existed. Of course I don't "hate" you, I have never met you or chatted to you properly.
On first impressions, you just seem like an idiot to me.
I wouldn't want to be french either! We do have something in common.
Well, if it's any consolation, I think Brit's are cool.
Dude, stop editing your posts after people have pointed out your mistakes. It ehn't funny anymore.
Thank you Chrispy. I feel all happy now.
And quiet Rusty, you are talking drivel. If you are going to have a go at someone, at least make your insult cutting!
And quiet Rusty, you are talking drivel. If you are going to have a go at someone, at least make your insult cutting!
ummm for that tedybear's with only one leg sake shut the fudge up!
Never mind...
Suffice to say...I was trying to understand Rusty...a bad idea.
Suffice to say...I was trying to understand Rusty...a bad idea.
ok this topic is now filling with spam
and its no longer about jokes
so lets just either get back on topic or let this post die
and its no longer about jokes
so lets just either get back on topic or let this post die
And your helping do this how? With more endless banter?
if i would get a dollar everytime binirit rewiews a file i'd have 261 dolars
fine back to them:
You know you've been playing to much dink when you start a forest fire thinking that they were tiles and not sprites.
You know you've been playing to much dink when you start a forest fire thinking that they were tiles and not sprites.
dang.
That's old.
That's old.
Sometimes, when I want to type 'gesprek' (= Dutch for 'conversation'), I type gesprite... Result of too much scripting
C..c..an't we all just get along?.... Wipes away a tear.
Now I know Americans will catch that. Wondering who else.
Now I know Americans will catch that. Wondering who else.
You know you've been playing too much Dink when
you go to write an exam and wonder why Tal isin't an option in the answer.
You know you've been playing too much Dink when you drink out of vases thinking they'll make you stronger.
Just goes to show I've been playing too much Dink myself
you go to write an exam and wonder why Tal isin't an option in the answer.
You know you've been playing too much Dink when you drink out of vases thinking they'll make you stronger.
Just goes to show I've been playing too much Dink myself
You know you've been playing Dink too much. Generally.
Rodney King? Acid, pcp, maryjane? High speed chase? Cops and police brutality? Billie clubs? Trials?
I know that IVE been playing dink to much when YOU somehow manage to get me to read this entire topic and then on top of that make me respond!! that was great though guys... slowly declining
You know you have been playing Dink to much when you step outside your house and expect to hear a midi
You know you have been playing Dink to much when you step outside your house and expect to hear a midi
You know you've playing dink too much when you die and expect to be reincarnated at a save point.
...when you cant where shoes and hold anything at the same time
...you're waiting for SimonK to make the sequel to the previous day
...you start refering to small homework assignments as romps, and projects as epics
...you are reading a book in english and try to press ctrl to skip through it to the end
...when every one starts to look the same
...when you cant where shoes and hold anything at the same time
...you're waiting for SimonK to make the sequel to the previous day
...you start refering to small homework assignments as romps, and projects as epics
...you are reading a book in english and try to press ctrl to skip through it to the end
...when every one starts to look the same
You know you've been playing Dink too long when you
- burn trees to find hidden stairscases
- wonder where all the healers who heal you in a matter of seconds are
- feed pigs and wonder why no-one comes to bully you
- shoot fish with a bow to get lots of experience
- try to get laid with your aunt
- wonder how you can jump over a small river
- dunno why the shopkeeper doesn't give you gold for bringing him nuts
- get amazed from not being able to kill a pig with a single punch
- start wearing green tights
- eat the hearts of the monsters you kill
PS. dunno if some were mentioned before, I didn't read even half of the previous posts.
(EDIT: I had the 88th post! *does the happy dance*)
- burn trees to find hidden stairscases
- wonder where all the healers who heal you in a matter of seconds are
- feed pigs and wonder why no-one comes to bully you
- shoot fish with a bow to get lots of experience
- try to get laid with your aunt
- wonder how you can jump over a small river
- dunno why the shopkeeper doesn't give you gold for bringing him nuts
- get amazed from not being able to kill a pig with a single punch
- start wearing green tights
- eat the hearts of the monsters you kill
PS. dunno if some were mentioned before, I didn't read even half of the previous posts.
(EDIT: I had the 88th post! *does the happy dance*)
You know this thread should be closed when it's over 7 months old.
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Say the value of threads can be represented by the equation:
f(x) = (x^2 / (x^2 - 9)) + 1
where f(x) is the number of months the thread has been open and x is the value of the thread.
The value slowly decreases after the initial opening with the asymptote of x = 3. After 3 months the value rises, but then slowly decreases. It levels off at 2.
Now say you were making money off these threads. Would you rather have many small threads at once, or wait for one to mature (assuming it doesn't get closed or forgotten)? See my point?
f(x) = (x^2 / (x^2 - 9)) + 1
where f(x) is the number of months the thread has been open and x is the value of the thread.
The value slowly decreases after the initial opening with the asymptote of x = 3. After 3 months the value rises, but then slowly decreases. It levels off at 2.
Now say you were making money off these threads. Would you rather have many small threads at once, or wait for one to mature (assuming it doesn't get closed or forgotten)? See my point?
Hah, this reminds me of the "Bomb Iraq" thread. In case you didn't know, it was the longest thread in dink history, since it had like 250 posts.
And the board settings had to be changed just for the topic list to display the correct number of posts by it... I think the default was 127 before that thread came along.
You know you've been playing too much Dink if you threaten the dude that runs the night club, wake up in jail and wonder how the bouncers kicked your ass so easily.
Many funny jokes here!
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you are crying: "Mother, mother. OH no. I was just out getting some nutts! And now she have burned up!" everytime you se a fire!
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you are crying: "Mother, mother. OH no. I was just out getting some nutts! And now she have burned up!" everytime you se a fire!
You know you've been playing Dink too much when you reincarnate old threads that should've died months ago.