The Dink Network

You know you've been playing Dink too long when you
- burn trees to find hidden stairscases
- wonder where all the healers who heal you in a matter of seconds are
- feed pigs and wonder why no-one comes to bully you
- shoot fish with a bow to get lots of experience
- try to get laid with your aunt
- wonder how you can jump over a small river
- dunno why the shopkeeper doesn't give you gold for bringing him nuts
- get amazed from not being able to kill a pig with a single punch
- start wearing green tights
- eat the hearts of the monsters you kill

PS. dunno if some were mentioned before, I didn't read even half of the previous posts.

(EDIT: I had the 88th post! *does the happy dance*)