The Dink Network

You know you have been playing dink to long when
you see a duck and punch its head off
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you walk into a tree and say "hey god set the hardness to 0"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you see a mental guy in the street and say his scripts got bugs
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you attack innocent people thinking that there just sprites
You know you have been playing dink to long when
a new city is being built and you say "what they using? dinkedit or windinkedit"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the graveyard and say "hey theres skeleton b"
You know you have been playing dink to long when
you go to the shops and ask for a elixer
Rustedsorrows jokes
you know thet you been playing dink too long when you open you're backpack and hear a BANG sound
You know you have been playing dink to long when when you're car dosen't start you say "this script isn't running!"
You know you have been playing dink to long when you put on blue shoes and start to walk fast
You know you have been playing dink to long when you are surprised why don't cocroaches squeel when you hit them,and no little heart appears when you kill them

you know you have been playing dink too long when you are walking through a field saying "huh?" "i don't see anything here" "what" "i'm fairly sure i can't talk or use that" "not much hapening here"
Has anyone got any other dink jokes?
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