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If you could choose, which farm animal would you rather be? A cow or a pig? I know everyone wants to be a duck (or a banana), but I'm giving you only this choice (just to bug you)

A pig, cause they're far more intelligent.

A dragon. Except that I can't be that by your rules. I'd be neither by your rules.

You'd rather be dead? I would prefer to be a pig, because, to quote Safmoor (I think) "Indeed, a pig could be a man's best friend".

Dead? What? Did I say that's what I'd rather be? I belive not.

I concur, DraconicDink. If you don't like the rules of the game, don't play the games or just break the rules

Could I be a cow with different eating habits? Just standing there all day, dreaming of better times, and eating seems ok to me.

But eating GRASS all day? No thanks!! Yugh... I'd like a steak, every now and then (well, I suppose that would make me a cannibal, wouldn't it? )

That's why I asked. Now, would you?

*Rolls eyes in confusion...* 'you' who? Would I (or DD) what?

Those are the Risks of viewing the board in flat. I responded to DD.

Yeah, I thought you might have.

I'm continuously shifting between flat and threaded; haven't found the easiest way to understand the responses and also keeping track of the threads yet.

Haha, me too. Flat is better for finding new posts (especially after the yellow borders disappear), but it's harder to see who replied to who.

That makes you a very big cannibal
But maybe you don't have to eat so much, since you have 4 different stomachs.

That's why I asked. Now, would you?

Well obviously not! That's question is just stupid! I mean think about it will you! I'm confused that you'd even ask.

Then choose gawd dangit!

Well, a cow smells less worse than a pig, so I'd rather be a cow. In fact, since I'm a male, I'd rather be a bull.

Yeah, a male cow, a bull. That way I could kill stuff with my horns or die trying.

And you'd be ridden around by scruffy men clad leather in front of a crowd of spectators, too.

Has it occured to anyone that Dink was a pigfarmer? That would mean it's preferable to be a cow.

hmm how to answer... COW! they moo

Pigs get the most girls, according to Funny Farm. So that.

I don't realy know how to choose jet but as a pig you're safer from muslims.

So very true. But as a cow, you're safe from indonesians, and you're even holy then!

Did you know that a pig has a 30 minutes orgasm?

Cow

Did you know that a pig has a 30 minutes orgasm?

I might consider switching...

I wanna be a sheep. My little sister has a cow and a pig in Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, but she also has a sheep that's soooooo cute! And it jumps! And it gets naked when you shear it!

I always knew Tal was furry.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

I always thought Tal was a furry...

He's a duck. Go play Dink Goes Boating.

Btw, what is up with all the Tal commotion, lately?

As I've said before, I'm omnipresent.

But are you omnipotent Tal?

I'm Henry Gale!

*Get's out of bed still half asleep* *Reads post* Huh? I mich have read that wrong but are you a horny fabulous?

No, you are thoroughly unaware.