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Cows or Pigs

May 22nd 2006, 07:06 PM
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If you could choose, which farm animal would you rather be? A cow or a pig? I know everyone wants to be a duck (or a banana), but I'm giving you only this choice (just to bug you)
May 22nd 2006, 07:20 PM
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A pig, cause they're far more intelligent.
May 22nd 2006, 07:28 PM
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A dragon. Except that I can't be that by your rules. I'd be neither by your rules.
May 22nd 2006, 07:33 PM
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Christiaan
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
You'd rather be dead? I would prefer to be a pig, because, to quote Safmoor (I think) "Indeed, a pig could be a man's best friend".
May 23rd 2006, 12:36 AM
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Dead? What? Did I say that's what I'd rather be? I belive not.
May 23rd 2006, 04:03 AM
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I concur, DraconicDink. If you don't like the rules of the game, don't play the games or just break the rules

Could I be a cow with different eating habits? Just standing there all day, dreaming of better times, and eating seems ok to me.

But eating GRASS all day? No thanks!! Yugh... I'd like a steak, every now and then (well, I suppose that would make me a cannibal, wouldn't it? )
May 23rd 2006, 08:18 AM
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Christiaan
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
That's why I asked. Now, would you?
May 23rd 2006, 08:45 AM
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*Rolls eyes in confusion...* 'you' who? Would I (or DD) what?
May 23rd 2006, 08:51 AM
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Christiaan
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
Those are the Risks of viewing the board in flat. I responded to DD.
May 23rd 2006, 10:20 AM
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Yeah, I thought you might have.

I'm continuously shifting between flat and threaded; haven't found the easiest way to understand the responses and also keeping track of the threads yet.
May 23rd 2006, 10:37 AM
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Haha, me too. Flat is better for finding new posts (especially after the yellow borders disappear), but it's harder to see who replied to who.
May 23rd 2006, 11:46 AM
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That makes you a very big cannibal
But maybe you don't have to eat so much, since you have 4 different stomachs.
May 23rd 2006, 04:33 PM
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That's why I asked. Now, would you?

Well obviously not! That's question is just stupid! I mean think about it will you! I'm confused that you'd even ask.
May 23rd 2006, 04:37 PM
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Christiaan
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
Then choose gawd dangit!
May 23rd 2006, 04:41 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Well, a cow smells less worse than a pig, so I'd rather be a cow. In fact, since I'm a male, I'd rather be a bull.
May 23rd 2006, 10:02 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
Yeah, a male cow, a bull. That way I could kill stuff with my horns or die trying.
May 24th 2006, 02:07 AM
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Striker
Noble Female United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
And you'd be ridden around by scruffy men clad leather in front of a crowd of spectators, too.
May 24th 2006, 05:14 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Has it occured to anyone that Dink was a pigfarmer? That would mean it's preferable to be a cow.
May 24th 2006, 06:32 AM
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hmm how to answer... COW! they moo
May 24th 2006, 06:44 AM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
Pigs get the most girls, according to Funny Farm. So that.

May 24th 2006, 07:47 AM
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Erwin
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox
Friendship is magic 
I don't realy know how to choose jet but as a pig you're safer from muslims.
May 24th 2006, 08:01 AM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
So very true. But as a cow, you're safe from indonesians, and you're even holy then!
May 24th 2006, 08:05 AM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Did you know that a pig has a 30 minutes orgasm?
May 24th 2006, 08:32 AM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Cow
May 24th 2006, 10:03 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Did you know that a pig has a 30 minutes orgasm?

I might consider switching...
May 24th 2006, 11:38 AM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I wanna be a sheep. My little sister has a cow and a pig in Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, but she also has a sheep that's soooooo cute! And it jumps! And it gets naked when you shear it!
May 24th 2006, 01:34 PM
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VaultDweller
Peasant Male United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
I always knew Tal was furry.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
May 24th 2006, 04:25 PM
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I always thought Tal was a furry...
May 24th 2006, 05:03 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
He's a duck. Go play Dink Goes Boating.

Btw, what is up with all the Tal commotion, lately?
May 24th 2006, 05:47 PM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
As I've said before, I'm omnipresent.
May 24th 2006, 06:06 PM
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But are you omnipotent Tal?
May 25th 2006, 12:01 AM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I'm Henry Gale!
May 25th 2006, 07:13 AM
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Erwin
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox
Friendship is magic 
*Get's out of bed still half asleep* *Reads post* Huh? I mich have read that wrong but are you a horny fabulous?
May 26th 2006, 12:37 PM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
No, you are thoroughly unaware.