The Dink Network

Alright I know I need to get to the edge of the world next. I just havn't figured out how to get up there. I have a feeling the dam comes into play here but I can't figure out how or if it even does... anyone have a hint?

You must talk to King Daniel. He'll have his knights open a way.

You must have solved the problem in Windermere. Now go to Goodheart castle and talk to King Daniel. Now you must go to a cave in the northern hills which has a guard standing next to it. This passage would lead you to the Edge of The World.

You have to complete all the tasks in Stonebrook, Terris, KernSin, and Windemare. Afterward, talk to King Daniel in Goodheart Castle and he will let you go into the Darklands. Leave the castle and go 1 screen east to the fork that can lead to Stonebrook or Terris. Go directly north until you reach the cliffs. If I remember correctly, there will be two knights on the sides of a cave. Enter it and you will be at a staircase in the middle of the Edge of the World. Good luck vs. the Stone Giants.

Edit: The dam has no important role in the game (as far as I know.) I think it is 2 screens east of the entrance to the Edge of the World.

Uh what dam? You mean Bjork Dam?

Ya, that's what she means...

Yeah I found it last night.. took me long enough haha. Now I need to get some gold coins!

Ya, I suggest to get 5000 for the lightsword. It's dang powerful. You should also try to save up for the firebow, but that's not as important, but it is incredibly powerful.

I'm sure that "Ashley", with the pink female icon, is very he-like.

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Maybe, Tal means that she doesen't talk similar to a woman.

No, Talmadge was clearly responding to DinkKiller's post "Ya, that's what he means...", pointing out that Ashley is obviously female.

Okay...Ya, Tal is right.

You know, I always thought the 'Bjork Dam' should have
had more to it also.I poked around it for ages.

Me too... I bombed, fireballed, punched, pushed, raked, watered, kicked and walked on the strange rock deposit blocking the waterway. It was really suspicious...

I think Bjork Dam was one of the artists that composed the music from the original Dink CD.

That would be the most kick-donkey reference in Dink ever!

Ya, what he said about them composing the music makes sense. But I never found suspicion in Bjork Dam, plus I looked at the walkthrough here and there, so I knew it wasn't a part of the game in anyway, just as a decoration.

What about me being a guy? C'mon now people! If you want a pic look up my yahoo profile (alinker05) or my myspace. I assure you I am all woman. What girls can't like these kinds of games?? I grew up playing commander keen, the doom games, duke nukem, and all that good stuff haha. Is there a way to load a pic on here? Geez you people are crazy. ... plus most of my friends are guys (girls are... well I don't get along with girls very well I'm not a very nice person haha) and I grew up around the military... Quick question.. how does my writing not seem chick-like? I see a lot of people from other countries on here... it's because I'm american isn't it haha j/p.

Don't worry, DinkKiller can be a little.. dense sometimes.

And yeah, you definitely don't look like a guy, you are (to put it quite simply) pretty hot.

You can load pictures onto the Dink Squad so you can prove that you are a female.

Edit: I haven't done a link in a while, so it took me a try or 2 to get the link to work

thanks for the pretty hot comment and uh... can i make a code from photobucket... I'm not very good at all this pic loading stuff... I see a button and i click it haha

I could make some random "prove me you're female" joke here, but I'll leave that to Tal.

No way to get a pic here, but we have the Dink Squad for that. You may also try our frappr page

EDIT: DinkKiller was first with the Dink Squad. Spleeeeesh.

Yo Christiaan, you don't have a gender set, so we don't know what you are. But by the name, we can assume you are a male.

Edit: you people are posting too quickly for me to handle. And I did the link first so you copied me.
Edit2: EDIT: DinkKiller was first with the Dink Squad. Spleeeeesh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...seriously... That was funny...lol

What proof do you need? (and no I will not expose myself but I do have a webcam hooked up to yahoo.. although I just got off work and look really bad haha)

Go for it Tal.

Wow, 10 posts in 17 minutes...must be a record...

Edit: just noticed this...Don't worry, DinkKiller can be a little.. dense sometimes. wtf do you mean by that???

YESS!! I set a record!! dang I'm good haha.. maybe we should have gender discussions more often!

Record for what? Most posts in 20 min or what?

If you're not willing to expose yourself then what use is your webcam anyway?

Uh sure the 20 posts... and uh well I'm wearing a tank top and I've heard that I have pretty big boobs... (and no they aren't stuffed you can see clevage...) if ya want proof I'm on yahoo messenger right now even though it shows me as offline. send me a message and I'll invite you to see the cam.

How do i get to yahoo messanger?

no can do, as I have no yahoo messenger. I guess you must show your boobs to someone else, then

Um you download it (free) go to yahoo.com then search for messenger it'll take you to the download link

Is this topic gonna change to something disgusting?.......
Yes........

Edit: okay, I'll go look
Edit2: It's downloading now...

Hell I'll be back in a few, dinner is ready but I'll come back asap (and the cam will be on!)

I'd take a look at the cam, but regardless of my intents, webcam + girl = me feeling like a pervert

I'd take a look at the cam, but regardless of my intents, webcam + girl = me feeling like a pervert Ya, you're right about that, but us guys can be curious about things like that

Edit: tell me when you come on...

When I'm on, DinkKiller? You replied to my post after all.. I'm right here baby

Ok I'm back and you wouldn't be pervs I get people viewing the cam all the time... of course they usually tell me to take my clothes off and I block them... dang those guys. Well I'm waiting for a request.. send them anytime.

How do I add you?

right click on the "friends list thingy" and one of the options is add contact to group... click that and type in alinker05 OR send me a message and you can add me like that (which I find easier)

K, requested...

How do I see you on the webcam?

accepted

Ashley? How do I look at your webcam? (I worded it wrong...)

Edit: I got it...

send me a message and i'll invite you.. unless it was you who just started viewing me

"I got it... "

You mean you're disappointed in what you see?

ouch that hurt

I meant I figured how to get to her webcam...
and no, I'm not dissapointed...
and it probably was me who started viewing you.

Aww thanks what's your username btw? i have two people talking to me and don't know who's who haha

Since this thread has derailed so far off anyway.. look, it's Tal in a hat!

Awesome pic.

Right-click -> Save target As...

Buahahaha!

Uh oh! (soap opera mucic in background...)

Um, my user name is either Joshua Arendt or clarinetlover53...one or the other...I'm not sure

oh ok you saw me twice then stopped talking to me... lol

Ya, I went out and rode my bike for a bit. Which was it though?

which was what?... sorry I get ditzy from time to time..

Which was my username?

Joshua one

Ok...so it uses our real names as our usernames...that kinda sucks...

seems like it... kinda dangerous though..

ya, our email names would be better...like me, clarinetlover53...

Clarinet lover, if you like to blow on things, I've got a job for you.

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Nevermind

Like to blow on things??? ........... *speechless about the comment his friend has made*

We were having a semi-private conversation...only semi-private because it was posted for everyone to see...

Edit: Oh, now I get it...but I don't blow on a clarinet to play it. I blow into it to play it. Learn how wind instruments work Tal.

Oh geez. C'mon boys! Be nice or I'll................................................ shoot I got nuthin...

Technically, the "activity" that I was implying doesn't involve any actual blowing, or at least not into the.. yeah.. but people still call it "blowing," y'know.

hahaha quit trying to corrupt

Ah hah hah, this topic is pretty hilarious.

A vote for me is a vote to declare this the best thread in notso recent existance.

Oh, and I second tal, you do look quite eye catching Ashley.

Don't you all think this is going off topic. The real issue was the Edge of the world.
Nearly most of the topics here(not all) start up with something else and end up in another thing.

Why thank you Chrispy

Thanks for the vote haha I try to be somewhat entertaining hahaha (yeah I know I laugh a lot..)

HAHAHAHAHAAA! Lauching is good for you

Heck yeah it is! Ooooh I found this great little thingy... It's called "Deep Thought of the Day" It goes...

Some people are like slinkys
They have no purpose in life
But they can always make you laugh
When you push them down the stairs

I just thought I'd share that with you... It made me chuckle some haha

Wow, your hair is even longer than mine now.

Who's? Tal's? Yeah it is long. I told him he should cut it about half-way up and make LONG spikes with the hair glue.. or as my friend did... Afro-gel...

Yeah, with school ending, I'll have to consider that. }:-<

Heck yeah! and dye the tips red or blue... maybe purple haha your grandma would LOVE it haha.

Sounds pretty hot. Maybe someone would finally do me: myself. mmm, me.

haha rosypalm and her 5 sisters aren't doing it for you? lol j/p

She gets boring after a while
;(

correction: they get boring
hah

Haha if you're a guy I guess so...

Wow, I think this topic also has the record of most topic changes...you go girl

Oh yeah! We gotta keep this one running haha... did anyone watch the season finale of Grey's Anatomy??? I'm so pissed!! DENNY DIED!! what the hell!?

I don't watch the show...does anyone watch House? (It's on Tuesdays after American Idol, usually 9:00)

no no no Grey's Anatomy!! Denny DIED people!! That's sooo not cool! He FINALLY got a heart transplant and died of an fing blood clot! HE PROPOSED to Izzy!! She cut his wire to stop his heart so he could go to the top of the A list, he gets the heart and dies! I started crying.. I really did!

I don't think Grey's Anatomy is on until 9:00 here anyway. (12:00 a.m. Eastern)

It's a 2 hour one tonight... so it'll be on at 8 your time... it's 10:30 my time already... bleh... dang my guy needs to get online so I won't worry (Iraq )

Ya...

Not to change the subject again... but yeah. I bought this really cute belly button ring and my body rejected it! Grr to sensitivity!

lol

Please, people, don't change the topic so much! My brain is starting to melt...

Just 5 more posts and we get 100 posts onto this topic! Get ready for MASSIVE SPAM!!

Sorry DaVince... hey maybe if your brain melts... it'll reform into a superbrain... or maybe we need a mad scientist for that... hmm

dang.. only 4 days and already this many posts?? Wow like I said before... I'm good! haha j/p

3 more! Go Go Go!! Oh yeeeeeeees!
...sorry

Hey, my brain already is super... Especially because it withstood the melting!

And hey, you're a reasonably new girl, in a community of 98% guys... So yeah.

Oh what's THAT supposed to mean!? hehe

NO NOT THAT!!11

That means that you will get a lot of responses from the interested guys here.

Oh I see lol. Most of them don't even know what I look like though.. although there is a link in my profile to my myspace account haha.

I'm rewatching the series from scratch. I like HouseMD, but it's also good to throw in a little Scrubs when House starts getting too good. You know, just for the comic relief.

Really though, DaVince has got a point. Although, after reading your profile, I doubt your my type. Still...

hahaha. yeah i'm a tough one to handle hehe. it takes a real man to do the job right

Oh and there is a tree in Windemere that I can't burn down... can i get rid of it or is it just there to piss me off??

Is it the tree that talks? The one that said "I'm tree years old"?

And on your myspace account, there was a video of H.I.M. I agree they are a good band, but to me, not the best. If you want to know what my favorite band is, it's GREEN DAY!! They're awesome!

And not to change the subject again...but Ashley, you changed your thingy from that floating thingy to a dragon...cool!

yeah the tree that talks... it pisses me off!

I think H.I.M. is the best band ever but I love Green Day too. I was listening to them before you were born hehe... (woah that's weird huh!?)

Yeah I changed my icon thingy.. I like dragons a lot. That's what I'm thinking my next tattoo will be... I just have to get the one I have removed because I don't like the size, quality, or position... I'll get the same design though haha. But yeah I'll probably go to the place that I get my piercings done. The artists there are really cool and I'm sure they know what they are doing haha.

Removing a tattoo? Ouch.

Not only ouch... expensive too!! So far my research shows that it's $50 per square inch.. mine is about 9 square inches at least.. which means a minimum of $450... That's more of an ouch than the physical... pain I can handle haha. (I mean hell, I got a tattoo and get pierced whenever I have the money and feel like it haha... 2 more piercings for me... the cartilage of my ear and my tounge!! And I think about 4 more tattoos)

Well, on the bright side it will only be painful when you get them removed. It doesn't hurt nearly as much afterwards, sort of like a scab. Just gotta be careful. Although it will probably heal quite a bit quicker than my unexpected skin transplants (cycling).

Why do you get piercings? I've never truely understood the idea in getting many. Sure, one or two for a way to remember, or the bellybutton thing because it's cute, but why more than that? I may just be thinking a little too logical, but all it seems to be is more chance of getting them caught on something.

Is this removing or adding a tattoo? I don't really know which one...

Awwww, the link doesn't work, not that I typed it wrong...

I like getting pierced because... well I've always liked the look of them and the brief pain is kinda addicting! I only have 3 in each ear and my belly button but I do want to get my tounge pierced (like the way it looks) and hell I heard it makes certain "acts" more fun

About the tattoo thing if it's someone holding a pen looking thing with a motor on top it is getting a tattoo.. if not then... probably removing. Basically tattooing involves a "gun" which is a needle (usually has many needles on it) and a motor that makes the needle(s) go up and down to penetrate the ink into the skin. While painful this is also very addicting!! My tattoo didn't hurt much because it's on the meaty part of my shoulder but I've heard that some of them hurt really bad (especially if it's over a bone and depending on the color of ink.) Pretty much I was anticipating pain but it really wasn't bad. It was a shock when the needle first touched me but after that it was pretty nice. I wanted to fall asleep so bad haha until he filled it in.. the rough rubbing of the needle wasn't so nice then haha. It numbed up after a few minutes though... I really can't wait to save up some money!!

You know if you like pain, I suggest that you get involved in cycling. I have, and I have never regretted it. The endorphins make you so feel so... happy. Plus, there's not much quite like sitting in a draft, crusing along at 35mph/60km/h with the wind flowing through your hair, careful, don't change the position of your head, you'll crash, heart pounding in your chest, pedaling for all your worth just to get those few extra clicks for those few extra seconds just to say that you could keep pace... It's dang near as good as sex.

I honestly doubt I'll ever get a tatoo. I have a much to high probably of getting scars and all, so, probably not. Plus, biking is a big enough money sink.

I'm more of a swimmer/walker... plus i'm lazy hehe.

about the scarring.. if they do a good job and you're careful with it (meaning you don't let it dry out but don't keep it too moist and DON'T pick the scab) you'll be fine. It sounds tough but it's really not. you keep a thin layer of A + D ointment on it (twice a day) and that's it. Don't pick at it. that's all you need to know really... well depending on where you get it done.. plus yu can always visit the place and they can give you a lot more info on it than i can

Plus, biking is a big enough money sink.
I've always found it a big money saver. I cycle probably about 150 km every full week at school. If I had to do that by train every day that would cost me a lot of money. And in six years I only had two bikes. My first was stolen when it had done about 3.5 years of service (a good thing we had just extended the insurance ) and my second still works perfectly (okay I just changed the chain yesterday and haven't driven it since so I don't know that for sure, but still...).

Maybe if I start using my bike for offroad practices costs will raise.

I shoot for ~200-250 km each week, not including going to get supplies, too and from work, etc. The bike I'm wanting to buy is ~2000$, and on top of that I'd need to clipless pedals and shoes to match, Then comes roughly $50 dollars a month just in upkeep, ie, tubes, tires, cables, gears, grease and chain lube, etc...

If I had a car, I wouldn't be able to aford to bike. That, and to insure my bikes, well, it's expensive. I know a buddy of mine, when he has to insure his 6k bike, he pays more in three months than he pays in house insurance.

Well, sometimes when your out in the middle of nowhere, and you've just got a bad case of road rash, sometimes your treatment isn't going to be the best. One time I had to use viniger and salt packets to steralize a wound, and bandage it with a bunch of gauze and medical tape. (slid into heavy mud) and well, it scared. Surprisingly, it also took only about 2 weeks to heal, compared to another similar wound on my other arm, that I was able to treat with actual medical supplies. That one took about a month and a half to go away, but the scar went away much faster.

Oh, and both of these were around 16 - 20 square inches in size, so it wasn't like I could just ignore them either.

Ouch. That sounds like it hurts!

Chrispy my man, you're the type I'd like to hang out with in some sleezy bar. These tall tales, you gotta love 'em.

I rarely get wounds, cuz I rarely venture outside my house, cuz I'm scared of wasps, (bumble)bees, horseflies, ants, but ta-dah, not spiders.
The few wounds I get are usually... well, the biggest one I got in the past few days was when I whacked my shin into a cut-down tree ONLY about 2 inches diameter. The wound I got got healed within ONLY 1-2 weeks. It was ONLY 1 square inches in size... it's nothing compared to you.

Oh geez... guys boasting about their wounds... haha

This all reminds me of a near-dead experience... RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED!

...But then again, my bed hangs two meters high above the floor.

As a sidenote, I once squished a slug between my toes and my sandal.

Freaking wasps, I hate those fellows. I used to be scared of them when I was little, after having been stung innumerous times. Nowadays there's no longer stabbing pain involved, just a little pinch, but I'm still easily startled around them. ^^

hahaha you guys are crazy i'm scared of most bugs... never used to be though.. i was a tom-boy growing up (probably because when i was little, the only kids my age were boys...) I could beat their asses pretty easily.. then puberty hit... dang it all! haha. At least my survival instinct is very strong in me. Adrenaline (epinephrin) is such a nice hormone!

Eh, sleezy bars are fine, but they have to have the live bar band. That's the deciding factor. And if you want tall tales... well, I caught this fish.... To tell the truth, it wasn't a fish, it was a bike. And I pulled it out of the river with a rock and a rope. It still works, although without brakes, shifters, and a quarter of the spokes. The tubes still have air, so I guess that's something. Makes a rather shootty back up bike while I'm ordering in the parts for my actual bike.

One time, I crashed on my bike. I hit some type of bump and I got sent flying to my left side. (not literally, just fell ot my side) I got a, maybe 2 in. sq. cut on my leg, and it took a good part of my summer to heal. (around a month) Not fun...

And at this rate...this will become the longest thread. (longer than the Never-Ending story, and that was 301!) This post is 126.

haha yeah and I keep adding to it hehe... i'm such a dork sometimes
...I have a bike story.. I don't remember how old i was when i asked my dad to take the training wheels off my bike.. probably 5 or 6... anyways... i tried for months and months to keep my balance on that thing with no luck. then right as i was about to give up i find my balance and ride about 20 ft.. figure out that i never learned how to stop the thing (even though the brakes worked the same as when I had the training wheels.. yeah i never said i was a bright child!) so when I hit my playhouse i tipped over got some scrapes and ran in the house yelling for my mommy and daddy to come watch haha those were the good old days!

When I first had training wheels...well, I stopped riding my bike with them on for a few months. Then one day when I was in Ohio with some relatives, I rode a bike, no training wheels, perfect balance...although I had no helmet, but it was fun. My only good memory of Ohio...

... yeah ohio is boring as hell!!

My mom's bother and sister live there. And my dad's parents...

It's ok... most of my dad's family live in pretty boring states... kansas and arkansas... bleh!

I will concur with the evaluation of Ohio's suckitude.

Lol. New York is kinda dull, but Niagra Falls is amazing. Especialy at night...just awesome. Texas isn't very interesting either...

My mother was once hit by a parked car while riding her bike.

Hahaha a wall once hit me when I was trying to walk backward... dang walls always try to play pranks so they move!! yeah... that's my story and i'm stickin to it! (those parked cars do that a lot too!!)

Try living in the Canadian praries, north of the 50th parallel. You get one choice, hills, or no hills. I grew up in no hills and have moved to hills. Wonderful, spectaular hills.

"My mother was once hit by a parked car while riding her bike."

Nice way to cover up her mistake. Hilarious!

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The Vault Dweller

My mother was once hit by a parked car while riding her bike.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Sad, but funny

Well, one could get doored when passing by a parked car, it happens when you don't pay attention, and *technically* it's a parked car. If your going a decent enough pace, you can prevent the door from ever closing again, especially if you hit the inside part.

unmovable objects are dangerous... DUCT TAPE!!

My mother's finger was once cutten by a hay mower (yes, a hay mower) her finger had meat coming out from under the skin.
Glad I wasn't her.

My father's toe was once crushed by a 500 kg tractor wheel (yes, a 500 kg tractor wheel) the nail of that toe got detached. And, on top of that, the nearest hospital is 70 kilometers away. 1 hour with a pain in the toe. Ouch. The nail had to be replaced with some goo which, by time, hardened to a nail-like thingy, with almost the same properties. Except it won't grow any bigger. It's awful when you look under the nail, it looks HORRIBLE. Get a wash, moss thingy-under-my-father's-toe's-nail.
I will NEVER become a farmer when I grow up...

Hmm... The nail of my toe once got off too, but a new one grew in it's place by itself.

Mine's regrowing as I type! Woooooooot

ouch.. i love the name metatarsal! you interested in the structural bones of the feet or what?

Vukodlak...disgusting...
You even made the smileys sick...

(this is 145 )

Aha! My title as most perforated goes unchallenged, though only just!

I have one more piercing than you, in top of my right ear. However no tattoos just yet...I'm biding my time.

yeah yeah yeah haha oh well as soon as i move out i'm going nutz!! hopefully that happens in the next 2 years... hmm

What an unusual change of topic. Just like a roller coaster...Never know where it's gonna go unless you've been on it once...I'm used to the topic changes now. Back when I was a TDN "N00B" I was very unhappy with how things went along with topic changing. But I'm used to it. So it's like a roller coaster I've been on many times.

Oh geeze... Red Green... you know, before I came to Canada, I found him kind of funny. Now that I've lived here for a while... I can barely crack a smile at his show. Which seems to be the norm with most Canadian made comedy shows.

Though, you Canuks did a great job with Trailer Park Boys.

for those of you that are at least 18... have you ever seen the movie "Orgasma"? I haven't but almost all my friends have. I guess it's supposed to be a comedy but I can't seem to find that danged movie... even on google searches... all that comes up are porn sites... eeew

OMG! I can't believe they killed Denny.The writers totally suck!

Do you mean "Orgazmo"?

Maybe.. I don't know.

Not planning to see that movie, even if I am almost 18 now... It sounds pervertious.

The movie title, I mean, not me becoming 18.

Lol it is supposed to be really perverted haha BUT that's my sence of humor... well part of it hehe

Never heard of "Orgasma", but "Orgazmo" sounds familiar. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it, though.

Link, because imdb rocks.

That might be it... lol.

Yeah one of my friends made a ringtone out of one of the songs on there... woah! The "I'm your man" song or something... it's pretty funny.

Hey! It was directed by one of my favorite TV show creators, Trey Parker...ya know, the creator, or a creator of South Park. South Park is awesome, especially the movie...Hell yes! SP#1

Ok cool. I'll have to go see if I can find it somewhere

I would never want to see that movie, as my sense of humor is far from perverted.

TAL IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

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It's much, much worse!

Scale of horrible proportions.

Inside Jokes --- Dry Humor --- Pranks/Teasing --- Perverted Humor --- Sexual Sarcasm --- Tal's Humor

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This thread appears to be lost in intrest in most Dinkers...so this thread is officially dying.

Does anyone watch South Park?

South Park is good. I like the talking whale one haha

It's got too much swearing for swearings sake, imo.

lol that's ok. I can handle fowl language..

dangit! I got 6 missed calls while I was at work today from a downtown chicago number... It ended up being my guy calling from Iraq I can't believe I missed the calls! I feel so horrible!!

Yeah, the swearing is what makes South Park so likeable and addicting.

And Ashley, that sucks, but anyone fighting in Iraq is heroic and respectable, even if President Bush is an A-hole and a crack head. The majority of America hate Bush now for sending troops into Iraq in the first place. Everyone in Iraq is respectable even if it's for a bullspit cause.

The Dead Thread...

NO!!

Well, now it's no longer dead. The never-ending story was still well alive at 160 posts...it started dying at about 270.

This is starting to take a long time to load.

haha hell yeah. this post isn't even close to dead... we'll keep it going HAHA!

Yeah fighting in Iraq is heroic... I just don't know when he'll be able to use a phone or computer next... the Iraqi election is over but a source tells me that they are getting a lot of "Action" in Baghdad right now.. I feel like such a jerk for not letting my curiosity get the best of me and picking up the phone

Oh geez I've been playing Doom 3 a lot lately and oh my god! The monsters fudgeing spawn and are on you before you even realize it! Scared the shoot out of me a few times!

Let's get a party started here!

I've been playing DooM 1 and 2 recently. I'll also keep it at that, as my PC can't handle anything else at the moment

Lol. That's cool. I have Doom I, Doom II, Ultimate Doom, and Doom 3 on my comp. They are great games. I've been playing them since I was 4 or 5!! (Yeah my parents kick ass haha letting me play first person shooters )

My family is driving me up the F'ing wall! I really do hate living here sometimes!.. I can't wait until I move out!

I have Ultimate Doom also. Half-Life is a great first person shooter.

Hey! King Daniel in Dink Smallwood. Redink1 is King Dan, or King Daniel...

(176 & living strong!)

Half-Life and Half-Life 2 rock my boat.

Though I'd play Doom 3 if it got me the chicks

Did they rock your boat so hard that you got thrown overboard?

Haha Tal, I'm sure playing Doom 3 would get you chicks if they saw you playing it... it would scare the shoot out of them and they'd grab on to your arm ("oh god that scared me!!") haha. Hell, me playing Doom 3 got me a bunch of guy friends haha they think it's cool that a chick plays first person shooters... Eh I still miss Duke Nukem 3D and there was one other one... you got to pick a character and yeah it was neat they had 2 chicks and about 5 dudes to choose from. I don't remember what it was called I just remember having a hard time standing on these floating thingies to get the goods.... yeah it's been awhile! I think I last played that in the mid to late 90's..

A wild guess: Unreal?

dang, my message box turned blue.

... Why DO the message boxes turn blue... I don't get it

Well, on my display the message boxes alternates: One blue, one black.

Oh ok. Hmm I'm bored. Holy shoot I think someone tried to break into my house last night!! My mom was hearing strange noises in the garage (no one was there luckily... I would have killed someone if they fudgeed with my ferarri!!) I don't know all of it but my sister's car had a flat this morning because of a bent rim... it wasn't bent last time she drove it... I think it might be the same girls who were threatening me because of Jammer... nah it couldn't be them... they're too stupid to do anything. I mean hell 4 20 IS their favorite holiday!

I'm surrounded by potheads. (In real life, not here, I think)

Pot heads are sad sad beings... they will never do anything with their life... except maybe smoke pot and go on to some heavier drugs... maybe go through rehab... maybe become a prostitute or gigilo... get arrested... sit on their fat asses and watch TV for months at a time... oh yeah good stuff huh?

Hey, I sit on my fat ass

Do you smoke pot though? Are you planning to do anything with your life other than sit on your ass? Plus you're in school that says a lot. The people I was referring to dropped out of highschool their sophmore year... stupid she doges... sorry I just really can't stand them.

ANYWAYS my mom came into my room screaming at me beecause of something she's over reacting to. I guess I can't trust my friends with certain information because they are out to ruin everything or steal or whatever.. for fudge's sake. I know who I can trust and who I can't trust ya know? dang she's getting on my nerves!

*pat on the back*

Yeah sorry.. I had anger issues last night haha. I felt like killing! So I played Doom 3 some more and killed civilians... haha it's so wrong but felt so right muhahaha

I would have killed someone if they fudgeed with my ferarri!

YOU HAVE A FERRARI?!?!?!

Dude, calm down, it's just a car!

Well lets calmly say.. IT'S A DANG GOOD CAR! (no I'm not a car fan but I hapned to know this )

Dude, where's my car?

Ashley's got it.

Dude, where's my car? That's a great movie!

Hell yeah it's a good car! And it's not quite mine YET... I get it when I turn 21... 2 more years!! WOOHOO! Haha.

Yeah I haven't been on here forever. I've been on vaca in florida so yeah... we're coming home today... well starting to.. we'll have to stop in Tennesse probably... no clue yet. Maybe Indiana? I'm bad at geography so don't laugh haha

Visit me, I'm the best!

Though you stopping in Hohenwald is unlikely, and stopping in Clifton is definitely out of the picture.

Dude, calm down, it's just a car!

JUST A CAR?!?! IT'S A FRICKEN FERRARI!! LUCKY PERSON HAS A FRICKEN FERRARI!!

Ferrari's are like the coolest and most expensive cars in the world. Enzo Ferrari's cost somewhere over a million dollars...What type of ferrari is it?

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So what if it's a ferrari?

It's still a car, and it doesn't mean anything about the person.

If it does, I have this yacht...

But a ferrari is a sign of wealth, so Ashley must be in a "rich" family. All ferrari cars are at least $150,000.

(yay! 200!)

All new ferrari cars are really expensive, second hand cars can cost a lot less. I believe that especially four-door ferraris tend to drop in value quite rapidly.

Besides who wants a ferrari anyway, I mean they're cool untill you hit a bumb in the road. That's why I'd prefer a high end bmw or mercedes above a pure sportscar.

Not that I can afford any car, so this is purely hypothetical for me.

Volkswagen ftw!

Road Bike FTU(ltimate)W

Road bike FTU(ltimate)P(ain)

I wouldn't say wealthy... just lucky that my grandfather was a member of the car club thingy. He actually rebuilt it. It's an 1987 (year of my birth muhaha it's destiny!) My mom inherited it after his death and doesn't really want it but doesn't want to sell it either. Since I took an interest in it.. it's mine when I turn 21... Although the insurance is going to be hell! I forgot how much my parents are paying right now for it but they can only drive it 1000 miles a YEAR... can't run errands in it or anything... the only time they can drive it is basically to keep it from... doing whatever... my friend is a mechanic so he'd know the word for it haha. But yeah it needs some more work though... I want to put a manual transmission in it... VERY expensive and hard to do.. but ya know... I wanna do it! And since it's red I was thinking of either tan or black leather interior.. watcha think?

So? Pain is fun.

If your not going to drive a car, some of it will end up rotting, that's why if you want to preserve a car, you put all the rubber parts in oil, and you wax the rest of it yearly to prevent much rust. Or you drive it semi-frequently to keep an eye out for problems.

A manual transmission wouldn't be bad, but do you know how to drive one? Most people that I know that can drive one grew up on the farm, using the old grain truck as a training vehical. You are talking about manual transmision with an actual clutch pedal, not the pseudo-manual transmisions that everyone seems to brag about.

Here in Europe we don't have many automatic gearboxes, almost all gearboxes are manual. And I mean the version with the old fashion clutch pedal ofcourse. Actually the only time I remember sitting in a car with an automatic gearbox was in Canada.

It doesn't take really long to learn, I mean I've only had three one-hour driving lessons so far, and I seem to be able to control the car reasonably already. (And ofcourse that car doesn't have an automatic gearbox)

Talking about driving lessons, they're way to expensive here, and it's not legal to take lessons from your brother or something...

No Automatics? Nice!

And while some people can learn it after a few lessons, it does take some time to learn to do it instictively. And most people, after being exposed to driving automatics, find this fairly hard. They get lazy, and it's *so hard* to talk on the cellphone and drink coffee while driving a manual. Grrrrrr.

Well, Canada does have one up on you guys then, as our Driver Lisseons are publicly funded as we go through school. So we save something on the order of $2-3k.

What is a gearbox?!? What does manual mean?!?

I can drive a tractor, but I would gladly exchange my skill to a summer without all kinds of farm work, which my father forces me to do. (Still... what is an automatic gearbox?!?)

My sister had a driving exam via Internet yesterday. Too bad the questions were just too funny for her.
-What would you have to do in the scene of an accident?
a)Never do anything, just ignore them.
b)Take all victims to the sidewalk.
c)phone 112 (that's "911" for Finland)
I had to tolerate 2 hours of BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHA! EEEEEEWUUHUHUUHAHAHAHA!!

Umm my friend Fabian let me drive his new Civic... manual (with the clutch and everything) I did ok.. once I got into first gear... but getting it into first gear is HARD!! He was laughing so hard because I stalled his car 10 times within 6 feet haha. Oh well, it'll take me awhile but I'll do it! Driving lessons in the U.S. aren't cheap but they are still affordabe (and i went to a poorer school) basically all we have to pay for is our driving permit (what you learn to drive with) here you are not allowed to take lessons from anyone under the age of 21... they don't have to be family though. It could be your friend or a friend's parents or whatever. But my parents drive the car every once in awhile and we keep it in the garage because the sunroof leaks... another thing I have to fix on it haha. Overall it's in good condition. Just a few minor things like leaks but the other stuff is just to make the car more fun haha.

It takes a while to get to learn how to drive a standard. And as much as using the clutch makes it easier, you want to use the clutch as little as possible, as it's a friggen pain to replace on your own. And you have to avoid grinding gears as much as possible, as while the transmission is easier to repair, it's still not the easiest job. Although the older tran's can take a lot of abuse.

Here in Canada, you have to learn from a qualified instructor, and you need about 30 hours of inclass time and three hours of driving practice with the instructor before you take the written exam. You get to study out of a book that's about 300 pages long, and once you pass with an 85 or better, and get certian required questions 100% right, you can then take your road exam. Most people have to take the actual road exam two times to actually pass it, as they are very critical of you when you drive. If it's icy,, and you can't come to a stop safely due to a tailgater, you will fail the exam.

Geez the class I took was half of a semester and we took a pre-test in the beginning... which i only missed 3 questions! then you start driving, doing classwork, and the simulations (which really sucked!)Then you (for a "final")take the written exam. My parents didn't let me get my liscence until I was 17 because of my grades... fudge that! Oh well. But yeah I failed the driving test the first time because in the way out of that parkinglot (tiny entrance and exit because of the poor location)I hit a curb... so yeah I didn't get to take the test The next day I went though and had a different instructor person and passed... the first one was a total she dog! She had the nerve to tell a kid's parents that he was a danger on the road and should not be allowed to ever get behind the wheel of a car (I think that was why I fudgeed up haha) dang DMV!

Well, it is true that some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. Like me for example. I'm horrible behind a wheel, the only reason I have a license is because it is a very useful ID, and rarely I might need to make a long highway journey, which I can do. Inner city on the other hand is right out, and I choose not to do it.

Oh, and most places here don't have simulators. I've never actually seen one. They might have them in some of the bigger, more densely populated areas, but not out here in saskatchewan. Here, we have gravel roads. We have more kilometers of road per person here in saskatchewan than any other place in the world.

did someone say 4:20? thats my favorite holiday... actually got married on that day too.. not all potheads are your typical stereotypical losers. Some are your doctors, lawyers and elected officials.

I have smoked cannibis for 10 years now and it never affected my school, work or home life. It actaully helped me in school, got A's on those calculus tests I own my home and am going to be starting my own business soon repairing and building computers. I was a board member for my church for several years. There is rarely a day where i can sit on my booty all day, but when there is i play dink among other games.

Odds are most of the potheads ya know do other drugs too, such as drink booze. Those are usually the ones that wind up sitting on their arse most their lives.

*steps down from soapbox and packs a bowl

Speaking of cars and the like...

I almost collided into someone last night... I wouldn't say it was my fault though. I was going at about 55 - the speed limit - down a highway when I saw a car and lights peering out of a driveway. Being considerate, I turned off my high beams so as not to blind whoever was in the car. I figured I'd turn 'em back on after I passed them. But just as I was about to pass... hey, they decide to get a headstart on pulling out! I slammed the brakes, and while I couldn't hear what was going on very well with my music as loud as it was, I seem to recall something similar to the cry of a thousand banshees.

After pausing for a few seconds, I swerved around their car, which was parked in the road, and made it out of the situation OK.

Banshees dude! That's a bad omen! Holy geez you're lucky.... or was the sound just from the screeching tires? Yeah some airhead was sitting at a 2-way stop sign (the road I was on didn't have to stop) so I go to turn left (she's on my left hand side...) she f'ing starts to pull out into the intersection as i'm in front of her! And guess what!? She was on the GD cellphone!! Stupid C**t! (change one letter to spell aunt...) Yeah that pissed me off! Then when we were driving up from florida some ID10T decides to pull into the lane where our car is located RIGHT BESIDE THEM!! We layed on the horn and had to slam on the brakes... you'd think people would be smart enough to look in the mirrors and check their blind-spot! People who are bad drivers (or don't wear their seatbelt) should die just for being stupid! (Thankyou Carlos Mencia!!)

Ok I'm done ranting haha

Squishy.

If you want to see some bad driving, ride a bike. It's much safer to assume that everyone has the idea that it has suddenly become legal to run over the peddelers, and your the one they've been itching to see. I have had people chase me down.

Ah, so you watch Mind of Mencia too I assume.. brilliant

I'll have to second that chrispy, i know for the few years i rode a bike, those were the most dangerous times on the road for me. its true they do aim for you, i've also had people chase me down and very narrowly escaped becoming roadkill a couple times.

You people lost me a long time ago.

Where did I put you?

Yeah, though, like any other vehicle... bikers who like to ride while their head is exploring the bottom of their digestive tract are annoying as hell. Like, I'm trying not to hit you... do you want to die or something?!

Yes yes yes you bikers like to believe you are invincible haha. I've had sooo many bikers pull out in front of me! Grr to them... their just lucky my reflexes are normal again.. for awhile I had a 3.5 second delay... at some things I still do... muhaha.

Oh do you know what has been bothering me lately? I lost one of my pairs of jeans! I know they are in my house.. they are just nowhere to be found! and that makes me mad because they are my old pair of Abercrombies! They made my butt look so nice! Those underwear knomes are stealing jeans now aren't they!? dang them! If I catch one of those guys... I'll hang them up by their little... "toes" yeah... um... toes is exactly what I meant.......

It's 'gnomes'. I'm not even going to touch the subject of the jeans.

"They made my butt look so nice!"

Ah, what a tease.. pining for female business is killing me.

Ah, what a tease..

Well, that does seem to be largely what she's still posting here for.

I have a friend who's birthday is 4/20. He hates how he normally can't get the day off because all the dang potheads take it off as a holiday.

4/20 should be an international holiday so everyone gets the day off

...you bikers like to believe you are invincible...

That is becuase we are invincible! . No, not really. And bikers examining thier stomachs usually are either biking to far and are tired, or they don't really know how to bike and have to watch thier tires constantly.

And just because they can't see you, doesn't mean they can't hear you. I can usually hear cars comming up 10 seconds away, and I'm always looking around for more, usually with a head tuck under the arm to check in back.

My biggest problem with vehicals is that they think that since bikes don't have a motor, they don't have to yeild to them. Or they can overtake them on a turning lane. *Can't you people go a little slower for 5 seconds?!?!?* Grrr.

Should this thread be moved to off-topic?

Honestly I don't care if i misspel a word. Thanks for the correction anyway though.

And hey now I'm not a tease! At least I didn't tell you what I wear underneath... geez!

I got a call from my guy in Iraq and we got to talk for almost 3 hours which made me very happy. Plus I found out that he's coming back to the states late in July and getting out of the 4 year service in November!

Yeah yeah you bikers haha. I hope you're not the kind of biker that goes shopping and then has to ride around with bags haha those people piss me off... they lose their balance too easily.

Well, I use my massive backpack, does that work? I can hold up to 5 full shopping bags in it. It just makes going though doors a little harder.

Stupid C**t! (change one letter to spell aunt...)

Dude, watch the language...not even I go that far. Sheesh.

And yes, us bikers ARE invincible. We are allowed to hog the road!!

I go all the way, baby.

Woah! This was actually moved to Off-Topic. It's magic. There's a witch at work here. I vote Tal as the witch!

Weird...

-DK

Hm.. I wasn't necessarily calling you a tease.. I was just saying that you bringing up the idea was a bit of a tease for me, the lonely and desperate Tal.

Hm.. I wasn't necessarily calling you a tease.. I was just saying that you bringing up the idea was a bit of a tease for me, the lonely and desperate Tal.

Wrong topic?
Why not change the topic for good?

Who has seen South Park, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone? If you have, wouldn't you agree it is so "Hella sweet?"

I was replying to Ashley's most recent post, which I had meant to reply to earlier but neglected to.

I'm glad to see that you enjoy South Park; however, as thick as your skull is, I'm sure you only value it for its crude humor and excessive profanity rather than its stinging parodies of real-world circumstances.

Ouch. You boys are harsh on each other!

Oh! My orientation for the academy is tomorrow!! I'm so excited! Muhaha soon enough I'll be liscenced to do hair haha NO ONE IS SAFE!!

I'm glad to see that you enjoy South Park; however, as thick as your skull is, I'm sure you only value it for its crude humor and excessive profanity rather than its stinging parodies of real-world circumstances.

No, I like everything about South Park, not just the "crude humor and excessive profanity." Hmmm. *thinking*.........*brain explodes*

*DinkKiller*

I've given it a lot of thought, and I can't think of real world situations that they do in SP right off-hand. Oh well.

DinkKiller

... the old people driving... so true!!

Yeah, that episode was on on Saturday. That is what i've been looking for. THAT'S THE REAL LIFE SITUATION I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! HAHA! TAL, I GOT IT!!

You fail to impress me.

But I have seen that episode, and it's a good one.

I don't want to appear presumptious, but I think Tal was referring to more serious 'big-picture' issues...

That IS a big picture issue! Plus at the end of every show they give you a lesson... how's THAT!!

Well, the truth is that I love everyone and want to make all your babies.

Oh Tal, how did you get to be so generous?

You fail to impress me.

Awww. Are we still friends though?

Edit: Just noticed that me and Tal are the only males that have posted here in a week.

IceDomina, you know I'd "give my all" for anyone. I also don't turn down no hoes and I ain't a playa hata.

Thanks for that Tal... at last my curiosity is sated.

...Tal is a weirdo.

What if I already found the guy who's gonna make my future babies? Death match?

Yeah. Tal vs. the other guy. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I was kidding. Tal shouldn't start a fight or get involved in a fight. We should respect his authori-ta.

Haha yeah I'd like to see him live

As this thread has reached a point at which it is ridiculously long, I shall now close it. You can continue whatever conversation you have here in another thread.