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bomb australia

May 16th 2004, 04:17 PM
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Their music sucks, I cannot stand bands like: The vines, Jet, kings of Leon. THEY SUCK and they dare have the balls to critizie my band. Hope nobody ere is austrilian.
May 16th 2004, 04:35 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
What will happen to all of SimonK's DMODs?
May 16th 2004, 05:21 PM
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Hehehe.
May 17th 2004, 06:23 AM
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glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
not australia averything else, but not australia, hey wait it is many things in australia that is poisen like bugs and sea things. BOMB AUSTRALIA
May 17th 2004, 06:57 AM
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legolas
Peasant He/Him
 
Now you know how you will end up in the next simonk dmod...
May 17th 2004, 07:48 AM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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I dunno about those, but you still can't forget the fact that AC/DC is a legendary hard rock band. And it sold lotsa records too! But after the Razors Edge it hasn't been so great... Stiff Upper Lip is dang blues-jazz shoot!
May 17th 2004, 07:56 AM
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Ah well, australia's a lot better place than America!
May 17th 2004, 01:41 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Best thread EVER. -_-
May 17th 2004, 02:08 PM
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oh thanks for reminding me AC/DC blows too.
May 17th 2004, 02:11 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I'd wager you've never visited either.
May 17th 2004, 02:32 PM
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Ya, that doesn't mean I can't say what I think about them. When I go to either country and find out they're different from what I've thought they are like, I'll change my opinions.
May 17th 2004, 03:25 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
Yes it does. That shows complete ignorance and makes you look like a fool.
May 17th 2004, 03:31 PM
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SimonK
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Ah... broad generalisations are so good. It seems you have been offended by some critics, such is life.

You can't please all the people all the time.

But needless to say we don't have any oil fields as such, so there's really no need for the US to bomb us.
May 17th 2004, 06:49 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Yeah, but ya gots yer darned smart mouths and yer goddang funny way of talkin'. Isn't that reason enough, boy howdy?!
May 17th 2004, 07:04 PM
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WC
Peasant He/Him United States
Destroying noobs since 1999. 
Hold on one second....

Ok, I found the proper proceedures. I will fill out AF Form 666 and proceede wit hthe bombings. I will call it Operation Marsupial Libaration.

Live feed
May 17th 2004, 07:38 PM
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way to take your anger out on a country because of what ONE person said to you (now you sound like a true american)
May 17th 2004, 07:45 PM
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ture american?? HAHAHAHA no no I just hate everyone and when ever I can find a new stereotype to abuse, I do.
May 17th 2004, 07:55 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I hate masturbators; they have hobbit feet and wear pink granny panties to church in an effort to undermine all that is good and Swedish.
May 17th 2004, 09:15 PM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
I love Australia, especially those Aussie blokes

>^..^<
May 18th 2004, 12:55 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Frickin' convicts...
May 18th 2004, 03:44 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
That one's soooo dang funny
May 18th 2004, 04:26 AM
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SimonK
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Oh, the combination of arrogance and ignorance of the British, I guess it comes from not being able to get outside that often.

Australia has had it share of the oppressed and usually innocent victims of oppressive regiemes such as those of Vicotrian England, as it forebearers. People were sent from the United Kingdom to Australia for pinching a loaf of bread to feed their starving children, it is true.

But not all of my country's founders were convicts and not all were even English. But then the English forget so often that they are not the only race/nation in history, as they find it hard to see past their own inflated self-importance.

Many people came to The Land Down Under as tradesman, missionaries, etc. Many have come from Europe and Asia - not to mention the aboriginals who were the first race to settle here.

My ancestors happen to be German, on both sides of my family (with some English blood mixed in - I had a great uncle who was a paratrooper in WWII)...

Anyway, I have been to England, a number of times (and are always very happy to be heading home - miserable wet, cloudy place that England is). I have lived in Denmark for 2 years. I have been to the USA, Asia, Africa...

Of all the places I've been, I am glad and proud to call Australia home.

Great beaches, great weather, great women... you can't beat it.

When you have visited/lived in Australia, then feel free to pass whatever comments/judgement what have you - you are allowed to, we are a democracy. There are dark and bleak aspects to it, as there are any country. But the positive so far outweigh the negative.

If you haven't been here, then you're just talking out your arse, mate!

May 18th 2004, 05:46 AM
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Tal
Ghost They/Them
 
...so scratch that.
May 18th 2004, 05:49 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
And, like, my account too. Yeah. Just a few more days and I'll be outta this dumb school.
May 18th 2004, 08:08 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I don't feel so much like I touched a nerve there. Perhap grabbing one and ripping it out would be closer to the truth.

England certainly isn't wet right now anywho, it's fantastic weather.

Of course, we did only send the oppressed to Australia. Only those who stole to feed their families etc. Only the good criminals. The harmless ones.
The murderers/rapists were of course allowed to run free on the streets.

Obviously the arrogance of the English is such that we ARE the only race/nation in history. Do you not remember the years 1939-1945? It was when England started conquering England, and a few other English countries, before it was stopped by England, and Bigger England.

So... in two words, I have shown both the arrogance and the ignorance of the "British"?

Really? By saying two words I have shown those qualities in 5 different countries!?!?

Don't take things too seriously Simon. You will only get a hernia. Again.

May 18th 2004, 09:01 AM
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Dukie
Peasant He/Him
 
Somehow Simon's post molested an even bigger nerve
The hernia comment was not neccesary though..
May 18th 2004, 02:52 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
I just hate everyone and when ever I can find a new stereotype to abuse, I do.

Isn't it funny how people who say things like that never make fun of themselves? I'm sure you're part of a minority group, Bunniemaster.

Do you not remember the years 1939-1945?

I don't think anybody does.
May 18th 2004, 02:56 PM
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haha merlin you dont know me at all I rip on my self all the time from topics like my current state of unemployment and bottom feeding lifestyle to my massive 2incher!
May 18th 2004, 03:37 PM
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SimonK
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
I don't feel so much like I touched a nerve there. Perhap grabbing one and ripping it out would be closer to the truth.

Considering that your original post was just one more pointless comment, no you didn't touch a nerve. But for me that two word post encapsulates your character entirely. Small, silly, and astoundingly uneducated. You say things without thinking, just for the sake of hearing yourself. I wonder, did your parents not pay you enough attention to you when you grew up? Or are you still growing?

Once you've read a bit more about your country's own history and managed to educate yourself, you will realise the mistakes in your own post.

So let's talk about the criminal element in the British Kingdom. Your country produced one of the first serial killers (good ol' Jack), not to mention many other infamous criminals including the Yorkshire Ripper, the kid who fed his mother Thallium, Dr Christie, some other Doctor who killed off nearly a hundred of his patients, the two wonderful boys who bashed that two year old and left him on the train tracks. In terms of producing these wonderful additions to society I'm afraid the UK wins - Australia's meagre attempts but pale into insignificance in this area. I guess it only goes to show that the really evil genes stayed at home.

And shall we touch on your great Secret Service and their part in making sure the Royal Family stayed pure? No best to leave that stone unturned, so that all the nasties that hide in your society can stay under their respective rocks.

As for 1939 to 1945? Where would England have been without America, or Australia, or New Zealand? What happened to the British in Singapore? And before that war, what happened to the British in South Africa? And after that war, what happened in India? Your country is now riding the coat tales of a previous colony... a downward slide if ever there was one.

As for weather! Ha! Autumn here is like summer in England. As I said before - I've lived in England, it has some nice places in the country, London doesn't appeal to me at all, and Australia is a nicer, warmer, friendlier, more relaxed place to live.

Feel free to stay right where you are, in that dank little hole you call home.
May 18th 2004, 04:23 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
i thought it was funny, why take it so personally and then proceed to bash him for being english.. that doesnt make sense. and why is it that austrailian opossums are so cute
May 18th 2004, 10:13 PM
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SimonK
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
You should only "bash" someone for who and what they are, not what they are not. Which was the reason for my response to him in the first place. His comment was, as usual, inaccurate, illinformed and yet strangely like the majority of his other comments.
May 19th 2004, 06:52 AM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
i was under the impression that it was more of a joke than a historical claim.
May 19th 2004, 11:36 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
It was no more than a joke. It's not ignorance, or arrogance, or from living in the "dank little hole" that I call home.

For the love of all that is Dinky, take things with a pinch of salt!! Do you REALLY believe I think all Aussies are convicts?
Do you REALLY feel so offended that you have no option but to attack England?
Or even better, having little snipes at my parents?

Of course, I could draw this argument out further, telling you to "F**k off and rot on that Prison Isle you call home" -- But where is the need for that?
Just read your own post. I'm small and silly? What about the Evil genes us Englishmen have?? And you call me uneducated!

It was only a stupid comment, which perhaps needed the smiley it did not have. Now just get on with your life.
May 19th 2004, 12:58 PM
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legolas
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why would we talk even about bombing australia... not another idea to bomb?
May 19th 2004, 03:40 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
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Those bands are alright. So is yours. Nothing exceptional at all, but who cares? Making music is fun.
May 19th 2004, 03:40 PM
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SabreTrout is right. You're taking it too seriously. This board constantly tears down America which makes my blood boil but there's no sense in trying to start a board war. People have their own mind-set and all the slamming and bashing at each other just cements that. Why don't we leave-off trying to make enemies of each other and lay off each other's countries.
This started as more or less a joke but it's getting out of hand.
May 19th 2004, 06:09 PM
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safmoor
Peasant He/Him
 
Hmm, I don't care too much for Kings of Leon and the Vines, but I totally hate Jet!
May 19th 2004, 06:14 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
all your countries suck ass.
May 20th 2004, 12:12 AM
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legolas
Peasant He/Him
 
i dislike france, the only language where I've got bad school prestations...
May 21st 2004, 03:01 PM
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John Lennon
Ghost They/Them
 
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one
May 21st 2004, 07:27 PM
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hahaha john you are a smart man