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This thread contains all info on my LP for The Quest for Cheese.
Whenever I post a new video I will post an update so people can watch them.
I am breaking the let's play videos up into different parts, and naming them depending on which part of the game was played through. I will have titles for each part below, as well as a description for that part.
About Awesome points:In most parts there is an AP discussion, this is a topic you can discuss or answer, in order for you to receive Awesome Points. You can answer by making a post below, or you can send me your answer in a private message. The person with the most Awesome Points at the end of the LP will get to choose the next Dmod I will LP.

-The Quest for Cheese-
part 1 - Got Cheese?
In this part we accept this highly dangerous quest and do a little exploring.
-AP discussion(Closed): The sign near a currently blocked path reads "The Dungeon of Death and Doom". What do you think of when you hear this? For example: A dungeon containing a killer banana hoard. Entering will summon Donkey Kong and he will torture you with his pile of homicidal bananas.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Got Cheese?

part 2 - Skull
In this part we collect a few items for a quest and we talk to a skull. Two skull's actually... but one of them talks to you.
-AP discussion(Closed): Why can the alktree talk? How is that even possible?
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Skull part 1
Skull part 2

part 3 - The DOOM of Death and Dungeon
In this part we will explore the Dungeon of Death and Doom, experience the Doom of a Death-filled Dungeon, and talk to Ex-Deathevn.... So many Deaths in so little time!
-AP discussion(Closed): Who hit the music?
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
The DOOM of Death and Dungeon

part 4 - Ninja Master
In this part we will meet a ninja master, and get a quest from him.
-AP discussion(Closed): Who trained the ninja master?
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Ninja Master

part 5 - Fairy Island
In this part we will travel to fairy island and gain a quest from a fairy. We will also kill some faries, just because we can.
-AP discussion(Closed): Why did the ninja master want 100 pillbugs killed?
-Example answer: The pillbugs are part of his evil plan to take over the world. Somehow he got the idea into his head that if he kills many pillbugs, they will all fear him and he can tell them what to do. He is obviously senile.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Fairy Island

part 6 - Joe's Bar and Grill
In this part we will visit Joe's Bar and Grill, and conduct a few conversations with inanimate objects. Awesome.
-AP discussion(Closed): Why is 'Joe's Bar and Grill' full of weirdos and inanimate objects that can talk?
-Example answer: The teleporter sent Dink to a land of hallucination and fantasies, which is also why he is seeing talking shrub - he's actually been smoking some shrub in between LP takes, and he dreams about it when he's high. Fortunately, he's not actually high this time, the land of hallucination just has the same effect.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Joe's Bar and Grill

part 7 - Lolwut?
In this part random stuff will happen, Skull will help commentate it, and we will complete a few quests. Sorry about the lag in this part, my video capture program changed itself back to default settings and I didn't notice until after this video was made... so it was filmed with a laggy capture codec.
-AP discussion(Closed): How many bugs could a scuttle bug scuttle, if a scuttle bug could scuttle bugs?
-Example answer: The scuttle bug keeps losing his stuff, and makes you find it. It's for this reason that he licks major gaping scorpion testicles, and he sucks, so he couldn't scuttle any bugs. He also says that he wants to scuttle all over Dinks face, which sounds extremely disturbing, so in reality, the scuttle bug couldn't scuttle any bugs, or anything else for that matter, because it scares them all off before it could get anywhere near them... they run away terrified and disturbed.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Lolwut? part 1
Lolwut? part 2

part 8 - The Fountain of Crapulence
In this part we will complete a few quests, seek out the 'BOSS', and drink from the fountain of crapulence, we will also encounter 3 new enemies.
-AP discussion(Closed): What has this Dmod been smoking, and how much of it?!
-Example answer: This Dmod has not been smoking anything, because that would somehow make no sense, yet if this Dmod is possible, then I guess anything is possible. In reality, the author of this Dmod probably couldn't come up with a proper storyline, so he tried a little but of electric spinach to spark his memory, and it sparked it good, I mean... The Quest for Cheese is the end result of that.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
The Fountain of Crapulence part 1
The Fountain of Crapulence part 2
The Fountain of Crapulence part 3

part 9 - Epic Fail
In this part will see some fail... Some epic fail.
-AP discussion(Closed): Why is there only one slime that can talk, and none other?
-Example answer: Because it has been smoking weed, like this game.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Epic Fail

part 10 - Not Windinkedit
In this part we fail less than in the previous part, 'stumble' upon some awesome secrets, and know exactly where to go.
What's that? ... Oh, you want to know why? Um, er... not windinkedit.
-AP discussion(Closed): Why was there no AP discussion mentioned in this part?
-Example answer: Er... Not windinkedit... yes.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 3 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 2 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 1 Awesome Point. All others get 0.
Videos
Not Windinkedit

part 11 - WHAT?
In this part we explore a farm which makes absolutely no sense at all... just like the rest of this game.
-AP discussion: Why is the farm so screwed up?
-Example answer: All the pigs in the farm are related to the pig of eternal sustenance, that you encountered in the Dark Lands in the original game. The pig of eternal sustenance and any pigs related to it, had a connection with Seth, and shared his dark powers. When Seth died, all the pigs went insane, as their dark master was gone and they no longer served any purpose in the world.
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 5 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 4 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 3 Awesome Point. All others get 1.
Videos
WHAT? part 1
WHAT? part 2

part 12 - Killin' Fun House
In this part we collect the remaining pixie poops and visit the "Killin' Fun House".
-AP discussion: Why is Skull chillin' in the Killin' Fun House?
-Example answer: It's because he is hardcore... YEH!
-Awesome Point winnings: 1st place gets 5 Awesome Points. 2nd place gets 4 Awesome Points. 3rd place gets 3 Awesome Point. All others get 1.
Videos
Killin' Fun House

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Awesome Point standings:
Kyle Coming 1st with 20Aps
Merder Coming 2nd with 18APs
Exdeathevn Coming 3rd with 17APs
Skull Coming 4th with 14APs
Anathavia Coming 5th with 8Aps
Hell7fire1 Coming 6th with 7Aps
Wongo Coming 7th with 1AP

In the case of a draw, another AP discussion that may or may not be related to the current Dmod will be opened, in which the two people have to answer and a winner will then be decided. If one chooses not to answer, the other automatically wins.

That's great! I just watched a few seconds of it. Nice. I will finish it tomorrow, when I'm not searching for my camera at almost 5 in the morning.

Your LP of it so far is awesome. I of course chosed the funniest DMOD there is for you, and it has acceptable length.

The Dungeon of Death and Doom sounds like... An inn. With a horror theme, but horribly executed. It's now just creepy because of the dozen drunks chanting in an incomprehensible derivative of common speech. One might mistake the atmosphere for that of a mirror palace, where you're looking for the way out as soon as you enter. That's also why there's a fence in front of the path, to keep the losers in and the would-be losers at bay, because there's only so much booze in stock and no bartender to tend to restocking anymore. The only truly mysterious thing about The Dungeon of Death and Doom is that no matter how doomed the business is, it just won't die.

This is fairly off-topic, but is MC Rob back on track?

The thing that bothers me is that if I ever make a D-mod, you might video it (Which would drive me to make my own voice files for some of that (atleast for my own character) so you wouldn't have to read it out loud.

TQfC is a classic though. So keep it up.

Side Note eath and Doom is obviously a reference to one of those pub places where you have the cage-match arena in the middle and a guy to handle your bets.

The Dungeon reffers to, quite simply, the dungeon where Death and Doom live. However, since Death and Doom are absolute idiots and can't even handle english properly, they surround themselves with Goblins who can barely understand them, and a few humans who translate what the Goblins translate when someone comes in to ask about cheese.

Unfortunately, Doom is allergic to Cheese while Death eats all the cheese he finds, making the dungeon void of all yellow dairy products. Except goblin urine, but thats because they aren't "potty trained".

EDIT: I almost forgot that I'm not elligible for AP's Oh well.

I almost forgot that I'm not elligible for AP's Oh well.
Just because you're part of the channel, doesn't mean you're not eligible.
It's only if you are judging that you will not be eligible, or if you are the author of the Dmod being played through.

hehe neat little intro the goblin name is cool(and usuefull for modders

The first thing that popped up in mind when i read dungeon of death and doom was:
A complex maze like dungeon with a few puzzles where vastly over powered monsters would be placed which due to engine issues would be easily farmed and looted.

almost a shame it isn't like that(would have made the dmod somewhat easier rather then harder )

the first thing that popped into my head when i heard
"the dungeon of death and doom" was:
BANANA IN ARIZONA!

but the second thing was:
Death? aw man... Not that retard again...
just when i thought he'd stop stalking me, he shows up with
a freakish thing called "the dungeon of death and doom" !?!
What the hell is that 'Milder head' thinking?!?

EDIT: First Awesome Point discussion is now closed, as shown in top post.
Remember that if you win overall, you get to choose the next Dmod I'll playthrough. You can choose your own Dmod too, there's no rule or anything against that, just in case anyone thought otherwise.

Next part added. AP standings posted, and new Awesome Point discussion opened.

Sorry for the small sound echo in this part, there was an editing problem. Only the in-game sound was affected by this, not the voice.

no problem with the echo.
and for the ap

The water in the well used to water the tree was drugged with a magical drug. and that was also the only water the tree ever got and thus the tree got so addicted to it that for each and every request it wants some more water. that also is why Dink only got enough for the fisher dude or els sink would go even more loco.

The Alknut Tree

Once upon a time, a little girl was prancing happily across the sunflower meadow. With the sun as her companion, she and her shadow would dance together, ever in synchronized motion found only in the purest of creatures. But, one day, the sun refused to shine and the girl found herself without her faithful companion, who would not dance with her. And without her flowers, who would not cheer for her. The ever joyful girl sat down and cried and cried and cried, until eventually she had cried a river. The river would flow down the small hill the girl frequented, giving life to new creatures, plants and trees alike. But, without the sun, she could not see what she had created. Not a day later, the girl had ceased her endless crying, but the sun still had not returned. Despair caught the girl by surprise, shattering her perfect image of the world around her.

There was no field of pretty flowers. There was no grand river at whose bank she would cry. There was only a different light, not gold, not red, but blue. And where she sat, her shadow would loom once again, leaning against something the girl had not seen before in her life.
"Now we are the same," the shadow said.
The girl was lost in thought at what her loyal companion was saying. Were they not always the same?
"Your world is that of light, where we dance, where the flowers grow and where happiness is taken as granted." She shadow continued.
The girl was even more confused now, but somewhere deep inside, she could feel a strange emotion she had never felt before.
"My world is also that of light, for without light I can not exist. But the light that creates me now is not a blinding light." The shadow turned around and pointed its finger at the strange thing looming over them both.
"One emotion. One world. No awe, catatonic. Dancing to no music, dancing to the habit of the blind." The shadow reached up and grabbed something from the something. The girl still could not give it a name. But, more and more, she would tap into that unknown emotion and a question was burning on her lips:
"What... is that? And where does it come from?" She had experienced curiosity for the first time. The urge to learn more about the world she was living in.

"This, my sweet, is an Alknut Tree. And that which I am holding, is an Alk Tree Nut." The shadow held out its hand, offering the strange new fruit to the girl. Her static happiness gave room to another state of mind and with it, her mind and view of the world had expanded. The girl took the nut and quickly ate it. Never in her whole life had she tasted something as new as this. She quickly reached up to grab another nut, as there were plenty.
"Don't take this tree for granted. It came from you, from the sleeping depths of your heart and mind." The shadow explained.
The tears she cried had not been there to blur her sight, but to open her eyes, to create a guiding tree introduced by the shadow she had also taken for granted. The emptiness engulfing the area lit up and revealed even more unknown creations spread around her.

"Thank you." The words came from the tree. "For giving me life." A talking tree. "I will remain here eternally to act as a beacon of your inner light."

In the morning, when the moon would once again give way to the sun, she would look at the world in a new way. For the first time, she would wake up.

Oh dear god... with explanations like that I don't think its very fair to say anyone but Kyle's going to get Awesome points here.

EDIT: Oh wait, that doesn't answer the AP question at all!! VICTORY IS MINE! Just kidding; I hereby shall continue to post but not accept Awesome Points.

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Refference to where i talked about this before
A cold torrent of wind gusted from the darklands of the north, brushing across the landscape. Upon that wind, as with many previous winds, was carried the seeds of many types of now dead tree's. Each seed, a fungus, modified by the dark magic of the Ancients, bore a soul, and a consciousness.

As with the trees in Windemere, and many others across the world, there was an Alk tree with the same enchantment. And so it landed in the lands where the Quest for Cheese takes place. Though, like the other enchanted talking trees of insanity, it has its own mind and opinions.

Wow, that is quite hell of an awesome guest commentator.

Shame about the accent tho aye Skullster *wink*

Yeah, I liked the dual commentating^^

Rob, can Skorn still rate our videos? Cause the first part of video 2 has suspicious 3 and a half stars, and POTA LP's second part has 3 stars. I wouldn't think anyone else from here, would rate our videos with 3 stars or less.

"Rob, can Skorn still rate our videos? Cause the first part of video 2 has suspicious 3 and a half stars, and POTA LP's second part has 3 stars. I wouldn't think anyone else from here, would rate our videos with 3 stars or less"
I think blocking someone on youtube only blocks them from commenting and sending you messages (But I'm not entirely sure). I'm pretty sure he can still rate our videos. Even if he can't rate, he could just as easily make another youtube account. so if someone is rating our videos one star, I wouldn't be surprised if it's Skorn.

True, unfortunately.

Well I usually don't rate videos on Youtube, but I'll start now to get that score up

Yeah I'm loving the co hosting. I'm making popcorn for Skull Part 3.

The latest AP discussion will close in 3 days from now, you have until then to answer.

If I'm not mistaken, the AP for part 2 is now closed, and part 3 will be up when Robj bothers to finish it
EDIT: Correction; I think its 7 hours from now. Silly timezone thing on the DN isn't reading the time that it is currently for me lol.
*changes timezone to +9 in preferences*

Yeh, few hours to go, we'll just say it's closed now though (I don't think people are gonna be posting an answer in the next few hours, but if anyone wants to, then feel free. It will still be valid).

As for the next part, I don't think I'll get it up until tomorrow, it's done but there's a whole heap of rendering errors that keep occurring, and I'm trying to fix those.

I'm quite busy atm, still studying, and looking for another job. Plus I've got a lot on my mind. But hopefully it'll be up by tomorrow.

Next part added. New AP discussion added.
Previous AP winnings posted.

Bloopers at 9:00 in the video.

though this might be a bit random.

The music was hit by the sooper-dooper amulet. that was the reason why the already death seer wanted that darned thing.

Just a quick note on the... "Pooh-Eating Donkey" line...
It's spelt as it is spelt in this post ^ Mkay?

Mainly because Schliior sounds so much like Eyore (donkey from Whinnie the Pooh)

Update

Next part added. Merder is now coming first with 7Aps. Since he was the only one to answer the last discussion he automatically won first place.
New AP Discussion also added -

"Who trained the ninja master?"

The Ninja Master was trained by Luke Skywalker, who had gotten his training from Master Yoda. In Luke's mistake to it being a part of the training (to keep your nerves in the most annoying thing ever), he accidentally taught the Ninja Master even the way to speak Yoda's language, thus, making it seem like the Ninja Master is an ultimate Yoda wannabe.

Unlike most ninja's, the Ninja Master started out as a pirate, until the inevitable "Pirates Suck" versus "Ninjas Suck" flamewar of the 20th Century. So, with a stolen Time Machine, a rapier, and a Ninja sword, he warped into Dink's time to find out pirates did suck, and trained himself to become a ninja with the help of Slayers.

I did. End of story!

nice part.

the ninja-master is self trained. he killed millions of pillbugs to become the person he is now. however he was too weak to kill anything else so he needed some random adventurers help.

Update
Next part added. New AP discussion added. I am also bringing shoutouts back to give people more incentive to post answers. Your answer can be completely serious and/or funny.
So in all the following videos, the best answer to the AP discussion will get a shoutout. The points system, with the winning user choosing which Dmod I LP next is also staying. Just adding the shoutouts back in too.

And now, I'm probably gonna try and get some sleep.. since its almost 5:00AM.. lol.

wow that's late i almost got up around the time you went to sleep(6:00 am is when i have to get up for my job except for mondays(like today ) then i have only the afternoon to work).

the ninja master wants 100 pillbugs killed in a vengeance plane. because once they killed his parents. so now he lets any adventurer kill 100 pillbugs because that was the exact size of the army that killed his parents. the vengeance may be only bitter sweet but he finds it to his liking.

You said the exact reason why he wanted 100 Pillbugs to be killed, in the video. It's fun! Besides, it was a cool add cause it was the 100th video of DinkSmallwoodPT!!

Never had pillbug soup? The ninja master loves it! (The pillbugs don't.)

The meaning behind killing 100 pillbugs is a simple measurement of the apprentice's discipline and perseverance. Repeating the same task endlessly, training in the smallest of things to reach the highest level. It is said that each of the 100 pillbugs also represent an aspect or bad habit of the apprentice that he or she must shed in order to attain greatness. Every punch or slice that connects with the pillbug is therefore symbolic and a necessity for growth in the ninja arts. The first great ninja master who used this type of training was said to have shed a tear for every pillbug he killed, until eventually he had no tears left to spill and could become detached to emotions such as empathy, sadness or even love. Becoming a ninja requires the highest of sacrifice. The loss of self.

Fortunately for Dink though, killing the pillbugs was just for fun. I doubt he felt a single thing as he happily whacked them all back to pillheaven.

Next Part added.
New Discussion added.
In future parts I will only give a shoutout to the first place winner of the Discussion, since the shoutouts took way too long in this video.

Long time ago, when the kings and warriors were looking for cheese, an author of randomness, came upon the Bar and Grill of Joe the Mighty. Joe was in love with himself, and cared about nothing else, or no one else. However, when the Author of Randomness stepped into his grill, he said "May bushes of speech and other random stuff come into this bar". Thus, Joe was forced to live with what he hated most, for the rest of his life.

The Books of Randomness 3:11.

The Books of Randomness are well known to be written by a random, fake prophet. Therefore I shall illuminate the true reason for all to read.

Barkeeper Joe. A popular, successful, yet slightly retarded barkeeper. His tale is an interesting one. But we don't care about that. The truth is, he's still everpresent at his bar, even though he seems to be absent. This is because, due to an accident involving a slime attack, dimension splitting goo and a tough case of the flu (bards make their tales rhyme, I don't go out of my way for that ) Joe's physical body was dispersed into the stale, beer drenched air. Parts of Joe, in particular the insane and retarded parts, tried to cling to life as much as they could and found no better solution than to merge with the inanimate objects of his beloved bar. However, death is always lurking in the corner. Waiting, waiting, all day, every day, until the day comes when Joe's last particles of life detach from their inanimate hosts and he can take his complete soul with him to the underworld. Whether this is out of sheer dedication to duty or simply out of a selfish need for a good bartender for the underworld, for now Death is left to bask in the wonderfully insane atmosphere as Joe continues to entertain his many diverse guests.

There once was a guy names Joe he wanted to build a Bar but he didn't know where to place it. until he found the seemingly perfect place to build his. but unfortunately it was on top of a natural-gas exhaust. the gas was highly hallucinogenic but that didn't stop customers from coming to the bar and grill.

The current AP Discussion will be closed in about two days time, and the next video will be uploaded.

New part added.
Current AP standings are quite interesting, two different ties for 1st and 2nd place.
Post in the topic discussion for your chance to get a shoutout in the next video.

Also, some parts of this video lag, I apologise for this - my screen capture software decided to default itself back to its original settings, and I didn't realise this until after I captured this video, and the codec it used sucks, and made some parts of the video lag.

How many bugs could a scuttle bug scuttle, if a scuttle bug could scuttle bugs?

A scuttle bug cannot scuttle bugs, because a scuttle bug cannot scuttle Chuck Norris. But if a scuttle bug could scuttle a pillbug, then how could the pillbug pill a scuttle bug? This brings into question the logic of how or what a scuttle bug's scuttling is, or how it would "scuttle" a pillbug at all when it can't scuttle another scuttle bug. The logic in this entire statement, in fact, has lost all meaning.

In summary; A scuttle bug cannot scuttle, but a scuttle bug can pill.

How many bugs could a scuttle bug scuttle, if a scuttle bug could scuttle bugs?
I'd say about 47 ounces of scuttle because the scuttle the scuttle bug mentioned wasn't bugs but crap.

A scuttle bug would scuttle as much bugs as it could, if a scuttle bug could scuttle bugs.

Current AP Discussion will be closed in about two and a half days, and the next part will be added.

A scuttle bug would scuttle as many bugs as it could, if it could scuttle bugs in the first place. But scuttling bugs takes a scuttle bug an enormous amount of scuttling, and to finish scuttling would be hard for one scuttle bug. Perhaps a dozen scuttle bugs could scuttle bugs all day long, but scuttling that long is a scuttle bug's nightmare. Until then, the scuttle bugs will always be bugged to scuttle bugs. I wish them all the bug scuttling luck they deserve

New part added.

Everyone thought that when this mythical Awesome Point Question was asked, that this D-Mod had been smoking something. However, I fooled everyone to think so. What this D-Mod really has been doing, is that it drank from the Fountain of Crapulence. A thing no other D-Mods nor even games in general have had the guts to do. So there you go, I lured all you puny beings into believing it had been smoking something, when truly it is not so!! MWHAHAHAHA!!

hehe good part

and for the Awesome point.
The D-Mod hasn't smoked anything the author on the other hand he has been smoking some really bad crap. and i wouldn't be surprised if it had some Dragon blood in it.

One method of cooking a food is called Smoking, and commonly involves cold or hot smoking a product.

In this case, in order to prepare the Dmod for release, the author started by tearing apart his computer. He successfully organized the graphics card, sound card, and memory chips before organising every part including hard drives, disk drives and CD's, into a Propane Smoker and adding a DUCKLOAD of illegal drugs and powdered alcohol into the mix, smoking his entire computer for a period of 3 hours.

Once finished, he carefully replaced each part, making sure to stash a small plastic bag containing more illegal smokeable material inside of the modem, and proceeded to create this Dmod.

Finally, once the Dmod was ready for upload, the author smoked some of the modem-stashed herbs, smoked his computer for a further hour, and finally uploaded to the Dink Network before promptly rushing out of the door to get some cheese from the fridge, having procured the "munchies".

This DMOD has been smoking all his life. When this DMOD grew up (got develloped) there where no sideeffects of the smoking there was enough good herbs to smoke.

One day Thelma got sick and some of her pixie poops got between the herbs. This is when it all started to go wrong. Altough the pixie poops function as a good fertilizer for the herbs, the herbs got enchanted. Not knowing what the consequences would be the DMOD smoked the herbs just as he always did. And here a vicious downward circle started: the DMOD smokes herbs, parts of the DMOD (the Fountain of Health among other things) gets a bit crazy, the herbs get effected by the fountainwater (which in time was worse than the pixie poop), the DMOD smokes the herbs and so on.

This wat the DMOD slowly started to get crazier and crazier until a point was reached where it couldn't get any worse. The Fountain of Health was affected the most and had become the Fountain of Crapulence but other things got affected aswell, trees started talking, savemachines started to act weird (especially the one closest to the fountain) and even the mists started to make strange sounds when someone teleports.

So here is a warning for DMODs who want to stay sane: never ever start smoking herbs which grew on pixie poop.

Next part is up. New AP discussion added.

All the Quest for Cheese parts are already made, actually. I just couldn't be bothered to upload them... so I thought I'd just upload the next part and post it here.

Epic fail indeed and i love watching Epic Fails .

and now for the AP: The reason only 1 slime can talk is because it is an even more disgusting mutation of the slimes due to smoking the worst weed in existance. and it's voice is so disturbing that his fellow slimes decided it is just too terrible to smoke the same crap it has been smoking.

There's a weed obsession going on... Anyway, I'm gonna take a different route as usual

The AP is asking the wrong question. It is not so that only one slime can talk. In reality, they all talk, but the squeaky voiced slimes are speaking a language only those who truly come to understand the slime species can make sense of.

From the Book of all things Slimy and Moist, chapter III:

"To become one with the slime requires an understanding of why a slime is slimy, as well as why it is so hated in the world. At the very beginning of creation it was decided that one creature would bear the burden of being the target of constant harassing and genocide. Straws were drawn and the slime representative drew the shortest one. There was talk of cheating by the pillbugs, but no concrete evidence of these allegations was ever unearthed. From that point on, slimes would gain the ability to reprocreate at an overwhelming speed, but their skin would be made slimy so that it could never travel in great distances and would move forward at a slower pace than even the slowest of snails. This was done so that another creation of nature, man, could easily locate packs of slimes and proceed to slay them either by fist, sword, club, axe or magic. For ages it was a sport among men, later on it became a ritual of manhood to slay 1000 slimes in one day (stolen from the ninja master's trial) and at the time of writing, killing slimes is just something one does out of habit."

[... The chapter continues describing further properties of the slime ...]

From this short historic treatise on the nature of slimes, we can deduct that the only way to truly become one with the slimes and therefore, learn to speak their language, one must subject themselves to as much abuse as one can physically handle, be it physical or mental. This is also the reason of the EPIC FAIL. Dink has not yet come to terms with the hopelessness of his task of finding a speaking slime. He will continue to search and search, to complete his quest for cheese, but this will slowly but surely drive him mad. Once he has endured enough mental torture and possibly physical torture due to self mutilation, he will surely find what he is looking for: a fellow victim of creation's curse of the slimes.

Here's hoping Dink won't get slimy skin as well.

Weed does certain things to the brain. Thus it is not the slime who has been smoking, but Dink, and thus he has come to understand what a figment of his imagination is saying.

As they say; You will come to understand that it is not the spoon that bends...

There are no talking slimes and the scuttlebug knows that very well. But still he tells you to talk instead of fight. Well the reason is that when you fight the watch might get damaged and that is something the scuttlebug doesn't want to happen. He can't affort to lose the masterpiece of his collection for good. You see the watch is not just any water-resistant watch, it is a talking water-resistant watch so the scuttlebug also knows that if Dink tries to talk to the slimes telling them to give the watch back the watch will respond and it will look like the slime talked. The scuttlebug feares that Dink finds out that the watch talkes and keeps it for himself.

Next part added.
New Ap discussion added... at the last minute, because we forgot to come up with one in the part.

The current AP standings are quite close, look at the bottom of the first post to see. The pressure is on - Keep those answers rolling in!

AP Answer: Because we forgot.

There was no AP mentioned because Dink's sad attempt to brainwash you but off-course he failed because you guys later made one behind his back.

look below(delete this post)

The powers of the Windinkedit System use, which was not used in order to speed things along by helping point out what the Cookie Thief and Muffin Keeper needed to do in this part, chose to inflict mental pain to the creators of the playthrough (OUCH!), causing traumatic hyperactive syndrome and a movement glitch over hardness in conjunction with the memory erasement of requiring a topic discussion.
As such, Robj's remembering the topic discussion was caused by his eating of one of his specially baked Duck-Flavored cookies, and exploding one of Skull's muffins which just so happened to have icing on top which clearly reads out as "HAX".

The AP discussion will close in three days.

robj was cursed when he made the last AP discussion.
the forces of light,water and cheese did not want the play troughs to continue
and there for not make the AP discussion.they destoyed his willpower and made him so week that he became afraid of AP discussions.
i using my almighty powers and control over infinity set him free of his curse.

Update

Next part added. New AP discussion added.
The next part will be the final part, the Awesome Point standings are quite close. Just to keep it interesting, I've added a little 'kick' to the awesome point winnings this time, since it's the second-last part.
1st place gets 5 Awesome Points.
2nd place gets 4 Awesome Points.
3rd place gets 3 Awesome Points.
All others get 1 Awesome Points.

The same will occur next part, so if you think you don't have enough to win, think again! Even if your answer doesn't come 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, you get 1AP just for replying. The overall AP winner will get to choose the next Dmod I'll LP.

The pigs, fed up with all the slaughtering of their fellow pigs (R.I.P, Oinkers) JUST for the farmer to make them into delicious bacon, decided to go on strike. So on a crisp cold morning day, just before the sun came up, they all ran out of the barn, the "Slaughter House" they used to call home. They ran amuck the farm, causing mayhem. The only way for their suffering to stop was to kill the farmer.

But one man stood in their way.. DINK SMALLWOOD.. on his delightful adventure for cheese.

Yeah, that's why the farms screwed up.

It's not the farm, it's the pigs.

A renown type of Pig's milk, known only as Pilk, is produced within the bowels of the giant evil power pig which resides within the northern barnhouse of the Farm of Fancy. (?)
This pilk, when fed to young piglets, causes unnatural infestation of their minds at the hands of the evil Pixie of Troll-land. With this insanity, along with Animated Ballsacks, Undead dragon carcasses stolen from the Cult of the DDC, and the lack of all grass from the farmland, the Power Puff Pigs fight evil intruders and sh*t bricks in order to build the Great Wall of Cast for no apparent reason.

The Demonic Pig of Ultimate Doom (1793, Houston Texas - Let's Play Quest for Cheese Part 16, Bobby's Farm) was a demonic pig that many people believe to be from the seed of Satan. At the age of 192, The Demonic Pig asked Bobby Boy to buy a farm from the mythical Western Lands, which Bobby happily did, because he didn't know of The Demonic Pig's true motives. The Bobby Farm Monster Corruption of '92 began, when Bobby accidentally dropped some cheese, which The Demonic Pig then found. He put it in The Barrel of Ultimate Doom, which caused an evil spell, that would gain him a full control over grey Boncas, other pigs, and even Dragons (he also told these Boncas to hide in pig feed sacks). After Police found out the massacre that Dink Smallwood had caused in the farm, they found out though, that The Demonic Pig was just an ordinary pig who had taken steroids and watched too much WWE. The farm was messed up really because the D-Mod was The Quest for Cheese.

And that's how it all happened.

neat part and poor pigs

The farm is messed up because of a failed magic food experiment. Farmer bob tried mixing all kinds of ingredients to brew the ultimate pig feed Ranging from Pig crap to beheaded duck's still walking. and he some secret ingredients or at-least he thought those where secret those where Banana Peels, A few drops of his own blood. and the most important a drop of liquid evil bu not just any evil it had to be Pure Evil. all went well until he accidentally added the whole bottle of Pure Evil. resulting in a giant explosion messing up his farm.

This farm was just a normal farm until one day Joey's mom came by to sell books. She desperatly needed money to buy her son a pair of slacks, unfortunatlly the farmer wasn't interessted in the books and so now she has to beg heros to help her get the money. Anyway while she was at the farm she lost one of her books to sell to the farmer. The book ended up in the mudpool of the pigs. One of the pigs read the book and got inspired by it. The pig started to encourage other pigs and animals of the farm to stand up against the farmer and no longer live as slaves. Yes indeed the book the pig read was "Animal Farm". So it happend the pigs started to take over the farm. However the pigs never managed to walk on two legs they still managed to take over the farm and bring complete mayhem.

A malfunction in the quantum thirds of time,caused by this thread reaching 75 posts,was the cause of an inevitable space invasion.
since these invading aliens had been warped to earth from there target planet:aloca,which looks just like earth,they did not realize that there missiles had been retargeted to seek each other's space ships.
They suffered a massacre when they shot there missiles.
As expected they crashed on the earth.
the resulting explosion caused a highly intelligent gas:Monoca to be released.
Monoaca,meaning mass-destruction,has the ability to move objects and,shortly before Dink Smallwood arrived on his quest for cheese,caused havoc and chaos on the farm.

Final part added

This LP is now complete, there is also one final topic discussion, with extra points given to the 1st, second, and third place winners. So be sure to answer it... the winner will choose the next Dmod I lp.

I was hanging out there because my bicycle broke when I was about to leave the Killin' Fun House.

nice part and poor people there i always slaughter them over and over again for the heck of it

and for the topic discussion:
That wasn't skull but his clone. he placed it there because it failed to properly defend his cookies form you Robj. and thus that clone was sentenced to death

Well done, Robj.

The Discussion for the final part will be closed in two days, the person with the most APs for this LP will then be declared the winner, and will get to choose the next Dmod I LP.

hehe well i hope is me who wins. but wish all who posted a reply to the discussion good luck and now excuse me i got some living me to scare. And BTW BOOOO!!

Skull is usually found in the strangest of places. It is not actually Skull himself, but his skull avatar placed in front of his monitor. It has a tendency to show up in areas where a lot of killing and carnage is guaranteed, as it amuses him. Unfortunately, Skull did not expect Dink showing up and kicking his proverbial behind as he was about to start throwing around fireballs himself to kill the million Ethel clones. The great Skull died to the massive powers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle punch of doom. Of course, since it was merely an avatar, it ressurected instantly and has kept quiet ever since, abiding its time in front of Skull's monitor until one day, perhaps one day soon even, his time for revenge shall come and Dink will find himself to be the victim of some killin' fun!

Funny, I was just watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The final discussion is closed and the AP standings have been updated in the top post.
The winner is Kyle.

Kyle, I have sent you a PM.

GJ robj

Are you going to do a review of the d-mod now?

"Are you going to do a review of the d-mod now?"
I'm working on making reviews for the other Dmods I have played through first, so a review for this Dmod will not be made until some time later... I have to remake my Dink Smallwood review too, because youtube removed it quite a while ago and I didn't have a backup...

that's a shame and too bad only 2 did the Ap this one(me and Kyle who gets my congrats for winning it) I wonder since was only we are both getting a shout out?
other then that scoring second due to his being liked better is way better then winning due to being the only one. still hope to win the next AP.

Edit: Then again though a guest with my own vids to the channel for now. So i have essentially the next closest(choosing them on my own if i find a good fully free recorder as Camtasia has trail expired(and after a full windows reinstall i did install it again too but kinda forgot to reuse the trail time )

I just want to add that I enjoyed reading everyone's responses to the AP questions, it was a great initiative and lead to some funny moments

I just want to add that I enjoyed reading everyone's responses to the AP questions, it was a great initiative and lead to some funny moments
Yeah several of them cracked me up too. and well though hoped i would have one i can't complain as i was the second in the list. and only lost by 2 measly points. so definitely didn't make it easy for you. and well i certainly won't make it any easier for you next LP(unless you chose my mod though doubt it as it isn't completely finished(just need to remove a few bugs and finish the ending on the hardest difficulty to remove the demo tag but to really finish need to find a tearjerker midi aswell plus i doubt a hack/slash mod would be that fun to see as a LP(and well atleast it has a sort of plot))