The Dink Network

How about a online dink?

July 23rd 2007, 08:17 AM
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I think that everyone here likes dink,so why not make a online dink?It must be very interesting!
July 23rd 2007, 08:25 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Go ahead.
July 23rd 2007, 08:28 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I might, but it wouldn't be in the original Dink engine.
July 23rd 2007, 09:36 AM
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Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
It's really hard! My friend Dan Wesley, once tried that. He got very near. I knew, he should have uploaded it, as it was. He tried, how to make a character talk like you wrote. It didn't work. You could aswell, choise a character in it. It was such a good a net-game.

Too bad it got never released, and disapearred with his old computer thrown away.

Those were such a good times.
July 23rd 2007, 11:00 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Oh, I already made an online version a long time ago... but I decided not to release it. You know, just so we could continue to have newbies ask us for one.
July 23rd 2007, 11:42 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I'm at the top of the Dink Online leaderboards.
July 23rd 2007, 02:39 PM
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Harshit
Peasant He/Him India
Milderr!! 4: Return of the Legend 
Are we playing a bluffing forum game??
July 23rd 2007, 03:05 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I'm at the top of the Dink Online leaderboards.

Not for long, my friend. I almost beat your high score just now, but got killed by Lv 72 Dead Dragon Cultist.
July 23rd 2007, 05:30 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
That was me!

July 23rd 2007, 05:47 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
No way! I'm a lvl 67 Dead Dragon Cultist!
July 23rd 2007, 07:36 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Ah, well, I wouldn't go out and pvp with that char, it's still too weak. Grind up another 10 levels, and you might have a chance if you go in a group.
July 24th 2007, 04:32 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Dead Dragon Cultists should be nerfed! Overpowered noob class.
July 24th 2007, 05:46 AM
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Lunacre
Peasant He/Him Finland
 
Bah! My lvl 80 Cast knight easily pwns any DDC member
July 24th 2007, 06:19 AM
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A Disembodied Sod 
What's the site you're talking about?

www.???.com Please, tell me!
July 24th 2007, 06:24 AM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
You guys are lucky, I've only reached level 19 so far Who is playing Nadine's little girl Mary? She beats me every time.
July 24th 2007, 07:48 AM
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Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Anyone can tell me? Or is it just somekind of download from here... jus PLEASE tell me!
July 24th 2007, 07:56 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I just started out as a pig farmer... Pretty cool game so far.
July 24th 2007, 08:02 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
skull don't listen to them!They play original Dink Smallwood to make you feel stupid that there is an MMORPG version.
July 24th 2007, 09:04 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
dang you, Gokus! We're just having some fun, we can't do anything about the fact that skull can't see that!
July 24th 2007, 09:14 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Buehehehe!Gotch'ya! ^__^
July 24th 2007, 10:26 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Oh, Goku and DaVince, how little you know...

FYI, the new big update is almost finished... some of you will be sad to know that we had to scrap the Pig Farmer's DuckSwarm ability, as it is now a feature of our new Duckmonger class. I think you guys will really enjoy the new "Battle for PortTown" group instance.
July 24th 2007, 10:40 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
By the way, I'm a GM. So basically there is no defeating me. And I have uber loot that's the ubererest that nobody can out-uber.
July 24th 2007, 10:46 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
I just signed up... I'm a lvl 6 KernSin corsair. I think I saw you, Tal, in Windemere earlier today.
July 24th 2007, 11:12 AM
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Lunacre
Peasant He/Him Finland
 
Wow! What lvl characters is that instance for?
July 24th 2007, 11:14 AM
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Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Please don't make me fool! Even if you're joking, please tell me if you are, what is the page's name? www.???.com WHAT IS IT!?
July 24th 2007, 11:33 AM
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Harshit
Peasant He/Him India
Milderr!! 4: Return of the Legend 
I am having a problem. I've tried it 3 times now.
Milder dies each time it reaches lvl-7. It's like lvl-8 is not possible for it.
I don't want to try any other charachter so please help me.
July 24th 2007, 11:37 AM
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Marpro
Ghost They/Them
 
Hey Harshit, I'm on that quest too... Let's group later.
July 24th 2007, 11:53 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Even using the acid-shower exploit? Oh, there are ways to even take you down.
July 24th 2007, 12:10 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Right now, it's a new mid-level instance (30-40)that takes place in the dockyard of Port-Town. We were going to make it an special event battle, but we're kind of pressed for time right now. There is an outside chance that in the next patch we will be able to supplement what we already have to an actual PvP arena with Pirates versus Trading Company.
July 24th 2007, 02:39 PM
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30-40? *sigh* I guess I'm back to training on slimes
July 24th 2007, 03:54 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Make sure when you get to the point to take them on, that you carry the hexagonal key with you. It's not that much of a help to get the extra buff potions, but it can make a difference.
July 24th 2007, 04:20 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Striker: Is there any way for my Duck Mage (lv 27) to use a Staff of Indefatigability? I found one in the catacombs under Terris, but it won't equip.

Also, is the Duck Ninja class being added in the next update? I know Redink thought it might be a tad too powerful, but maybe getting rid of the Shadow-Peck ability would make it more balanced?
July 24th 2007, 04:29 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I think we should have a petition for skull to stop whining.
Also, not every website is www.com, lol.

Striker: no sense in fooling me. ^_^
July 25th 2007, 06:02 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
@ Sabre: I'd love to tell you about the Duck Ninja from my testing experience, but I'm under a strict NDA :/
July 26th 2007, 12:03 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Am I allowed 2 accounts?
July 26th 2007, 01:15 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Only if you put 13+ hours per day into each of them.
July 26th 2007, 05:13 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
You can have 2 accounts, but not on the same server. So you could make one on Windemere and one on Stonebrook.
July 26th 2007, 09:32 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I got a lvl 6 Beheaded Duck!
July 26th 2007, 10:50 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
I started a new one a few days ago. It's a Level 10 Shadow Bonca, now.
July 27th 2007, 06:11 PM
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cypry
Peasant He/Him Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
My level 12 Magical Knight will beat your bonca any time
July 27th 2007, 08:54 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Not if it's Level 13. Yep, it just became that.
July 28th 2007, 12:28 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I'm kickin' ass with my duck! Level 21!

...

I think I'm addicted...
July 28th 2007, 03:00 AM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
So do I! Think that you're addicted...yeah.
July 28th 2007, 09:33 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
This topic stopped being funny at least three days ago.
July 28th 2007, 09:52 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
DaVince, please stop ruining our fun. We are not trying to be funny. We just have wild imaginations. Okay?

I'm gonna kick all your asses with my duck!
July 28th 2007, 10:57 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna beat you down and then eat you up with my Lvl 16 Shadow Bonca!
August 3rd 2007, 04:34 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
No way! My duck magic creates clones of me! They're gonna chew you up and spit you out!
August 3rd 2007, 06:28 AM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Yeah, but the moment my shadow comes over you, it shall devour you, the attack also known as Shadow's Ebb.
August 3rd 2007, 07:08 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I know this is fun and all, but we're kind of spamming, aren't we? Maybe we should just stop?
August 3rd 2007, 07:47 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Okay...all in favour say aye!
August 5th 2007, 07:38 PM
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Is the banana bow a cash shop item only? I see loads of people with one, and I really want to get one for my lvl 49 milder. I guess I'll just keep using massive bow for a while longer... anyway it will be about 20 more levels before I can use a flame bow, and they sell for like 10 mil anyway...sigh.
August 5th 2007, 08:47 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Ummm...we're not up to the nay bit yet. Come on, all in favour with the statement that we should stop this thing say aye!
August 6th 2007, 02:33 PM
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Banana bow...
*looks on the Dink Online Knowledge Base*
Jeez, that's a level 65 elite weapon, rarely dropped by level 68 Lava Giants in Lower Darklands. Plus you need the Dormant Army Expansion Set to get there.

I think you have mistaken it for the Banana CROSSbow, which is level 30. But why would you want that? Level 30 sucks, plus you're almost level 50 meaning you can soon equip the Banana Poleaxe. You can get one from the Lesser Ice Dragons (level 53-55)In the dungeons under the Goblin Castle. You should bring a group or you'll get owned.
August 6th 2007, 03:38 PM
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Harshit
Peasant He/Him India
Milderr!! 4: Return of the Legend 
I wish all of this was true and we really had such game.
August 6th 2007, 04:18 PM
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Lunacre
Peasant He/Him Finland
 
I think that Banana Poleaxe sucks. Of course, it does have high dps (64.7), but it still is a two-handed weapon. I'd recommend getting the Spirit of the Iceland, a one-handed sword. 40.5 dps should be enough for lvl 50 character (If you don't go pvp) plus it gives +12 strength, +5 defense and +10 to spirit. Also, it has got about 20% chance on hit to cast Ice bolt on the enemy, which deals 35-43 damage and decreases the attack and movement speed of the target by 30%. And if you get a shield with good block rating, like Milders Guard, you should have no problems when killing normal monsters. I think the sword was dropped from Lesser Ice Dragons or Frozen Ravagers. Can't remember where the shield was dropped from though.
August 6th 2007, 05:20 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Why get that when you can get...THE BURNINATOR!! Two-handed sword with a fire damage extra, and it can almost slice boncas and such in half! Not only that but it gives you +18 strength, +13 defense and +15 to spirit! Only those above Lvl 50 can use it, and as luck would have it, you are Lvl 50! The sword is dropped from a giant dragon in a secret cave in the remains of Mystery Island.
August 6th 2007, 10:40 PM
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Erwin
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Friendship is magic 
We're talking about a mod of WoW for Dink right?
August 6th 2007, 11:13 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
I've been working on a new character. The golden pillbug! It's awesome, he's lvl 62 and he's immune to almost all magic. I use mostly the Burrow skill and pop up at enemies, then kill em.
I'm trying to get to lvl 75 so he can use the cammo ablity, blend in with stuff. Btw, does anybody know where the Ice Jaws are? I need them for my my pillbug cause jaws are the only weapon he can use and I need Ice for the the volcano area.
August 7th 2007, 02:22 AM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
There's some in the forest on Fallors Island. There's a tunnel to there somewhere around Windemere.
August 7th 2007, 01:12 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Thanks. I got the Ice Jaws and got to level 75! It was hard, but I think I found a new area. If you push the Dink Smallwood statue aside, theres sort of an arena you can fight at. It's 500 gold to get in and fight, but the enemies gives good amounts of XP. I was using cammo and I killed a bunch of stuff. I died from a Desert Dragon. He used sandstorm and covered me with sand and he could see me. What's affective against desert creatures? I tried fire, ice and lightning, and it didn't do much. I didn't use water, though, cause water is a skill my pillbug doesn't have. As for the volcano, I beat several lava and fire demons, I am now trying to get to the Inferno Lord, so that I can get the chest he guards. The chest has a specific weapon for every character, and for a pillbug it will have a mount. If I beat him, I can mount weapons on my back and take revenge on that Desert Dragon!
August 7th 2007, 01:30 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
They've got a full set of immunities, so you'll have to go for sheer DPS. Something to slow down their insane regen helps as well. You'll find this situation happening more and more at the higher levels.
August 7th 2007, 01:35 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Hmmm...
I heard from the Slayer Council that there is a secret water pathway that leads to an island of prevent heal weapons. Maybe if i could prevent it from healing itself, I could beat it.
August 8th 2007, 03:50 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
I finally got that desert dragon. I'm still trying to get through the volcano and defeat the Inferno Lord, but there is a magical barrier to him, and I can't find out how to get past it. I used the Access spell but I still died when I tried to go through. Any suggestions?