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I know this is nonsense, but which are the names of the dwarfs of Snow White?

Happy, Sleepy, Silly (I think), Grumpy, (insert the others here)

Billy, Jimmy, Louie, Wally, Danny, Tommy and Skip.

Oh...you meant the G rated one, huh?

@ PureEvil

Uh, I'm afraid to ask, but, Why do you want/need to know?

Because couldn't remember how were their names in english.

The ones you're missing are Doc, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey. There is no Silly. I think he applied to be the eighth dwarf but was too tall by an inch.

Wasn't Tal rejected for stealing another dwarfs hat?

I just needed to extend my length to a foot. The ladies asked, and I answered.

I'll just go and shoot myself now. At least that way my brain can go in peace, instead of slowly being melted by Tal's remarks.

what about gimli?

Gimli wouldn't fulfil Dirty's sexual needs, so Dirty beat him to a pulp and kicked him out. That is why Dirty is now called Grumpy.
True story.

Now now, Disney movies are supposed to be G rated!

but gimly has an AXE

and dwarfs....gnomes now that's the true power!!

lol
Yeah, right...

Why has Tal not corrected your grammar? It's dwarves, not dwarfs!

Ah, you have a good point, oh stalker of stalkers.

- Stewie

Dwarfs, dwarves, dwarfish, whatever.

dwarven.

It's Dwarvish

look near the bottom.

ive never seen it spelled as dwarfish. and frankly, that sounds retarded. but i am refering to dwarves in mythology not in lord of the rings.

like this: dwarven warlord

not like this: dwarfish weakling

Well, from Various sources, they all state "Dwarvish". Look to the navigation bar on the left.

other sources:

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No, I'm very tight scheduled. Why do you ask?

Well, I like Elves better.

sorry but you and your sources are wrong. dont mess with the hardcore geeks.
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Just a minute ago you said dwarfish. Now you say dwarvish. man, decide already!

Actually, I think both dwarvish and dwarven are right, since I've heard both words used in various places. So end this stupid discussion already!

Man, what's wrong with that site, it says Suomi god knows how many times.
They must have problems.

Does it matter? The little guys rock! And elves are losers.

a dwarf would definitely kick the crap out of a elf, but i think link could take dopey. so blah.

Leprechauns RULE

Im a little Leprechaun Larry is my name
all the other Leprechauns think im INSANE!!

Shaddup you. Elves ROCK!

Link wasn't an elf, silly. He was a Hylian.

And I think Link would kick the crap out of any dwarf, provided he was fully armed with his arsenal of nifty gadgets and swords and hammers and bows. Except Gimli.
That guy's a tank.

Actually, Link *is* an elf. He's just a Hylian Elf!

He has the elves' strengths but none of their weaknesses. Kind of like Blade with vampires.

Isn't an elf's weakness it's strength? Or is it's strength it's weakness? AAGGGHH!?!

Umm?
All I know is that the elves use the strength of their foes as their own strength, or something like that.

Hey, that depends on the elf.

yeh link could leave the forrest in zelda 64 cause he was not really elf he was hylian, but that game was homo anyway the real link was a freakin elf. i remember the zelda cartoons from like '89 and i had the books and stuff.

Dude, how can you call Zelda 64 fabulous? That game was awesome on any level!

joshriot - I think you mean that he was a hylian, not a kokori (sp?). He was an elf.

You completely changed the argument of this topic!
This was talking about the dwarvens, not about elves, hylians, link, zelda or whatever!
Lol, but it's good to talk about zelda. That game is so neat!

good stuff.

redink, shouldn't we have a rule against homosexual and/or racial slurs? Some people get really, really, really offended by such things, and might start enormous flame wars with certain pointy fish...

**Merlin gets battle gear ready.

Hehe, allikitten, when I first read that I though it said:

"... and might start enormous flame wars with certain pointy fetishes."

Google fight!

Dwarven: 146,000 results

Dwarvish: 7,710 results

Dwarven wins.

Sory to anyone if I caused any offense, I did think twice about that last post. But then I thought, the people of the DN are intelligent enough to know that I'm not being out of order..or at least not THAT out of order.

Yeah, insult fabulous people and call *us* dumb for not "understanding" you..

it offends me that people cant use the word faggot freely. if i were to be offended by you using the letters "a" ,"e","i","o",and "u" saying that they insult my homosexuality, would you not use them? the problem is not the word faggot being used, the problem is the mentality that such words are wrong to use or whatever. a word is a word. a word is meaningless. you as the interpretor are the one with the sick mind. you make the meaning in your own head. you are the one who developes the concept of the degradation towards homos from the conjunction of letters. you are the one who allows the homophobic words to exist. niggs rule. homos rule. aliens rule. you suck. when did the DN become a center for onesided views and anti-comical behavior? link is a fag. face the fact.

oh no i shouldnt have posted that, it might start enormous flammer wars and someone might learn something. we need to delete any sign of controversy and make more posts about wiener's new PC.

Whatever Dukie! My message didn't come across very well, but I meant to say that the people of the network are generally smart enough to know that I'm not using the word to be really offensive.
I'm not homophobic at all...there you go.

And I'm not calling you dumb at all. Stop being so silly. Just because you didn't understand me, and I thought you would have, doesn't mean I think you are dumb.
What is it with you foreigners? (Now THAT is worth some controversy!)

joshriot, I don't think anybody takes you seriously enough to start a flame war with you. And eventually you're going to have to deal with the fact that there's censorship here.

all im trying to say is that its stupid.

dont take anyone so seriously.

homos are fabulous.

EDIT: Deleted the top and bottom parts; they were flames which could backfire! Literally.

Remember, your ability to pronounce another character as "fabulous" reveals your underlying sexual insecuriy.

what about scooter's PC?

how did a topic about dwarfs turn into a topic about people sexuality??
NO SPAMMING

It was a response similar to one Sigmund Freud would've given.

Josh, The word 'faggot' doesn't offend me, it's the way that it's used. Like, when it's used as an insult. Insults are always degrading. So 'faggot' was degrading in this case. It's like saying "my n-word" or "hang those n-words". Get me?
And Sabre, I don't think anyone will ever understand you completely

link is a fudgein faggot. how is that offensive? link is a toilet drinking queer. big deal. is it degrading? i think cartoons are degrading.

joshriot-
I think you are degrading.

Everyone else - Sorry, I just had to say it.

Joshriot, ever heard of the theory of relativity? I destroy something dear to you, thus giving you a loss of sense of self, and I find it good. You find it bad. All things are relative like this. Just because you don't understand something as 'bad' your opinion doesn't mean it isn't bad, nor does it give you reason to be inconsiderate of others. That is extremely selfish, which I'll allow you to pass judgement on yourself. Even if you don't end your hypocrisy, the least you could do is lessen it and be more considerate of others' opinions. They may very well be closer to the truth than your passing convictions are, even if your feigned open-mindedness fails to see it.

Uhm, what what he said ^.

Obviously you won't Dukie, but plenty do.

Relax, Sabre, I knew you wouldn't appreciate that
Anyway, what I wanted to say was that even though most people here will understand you, I don't think some other casual visitors might..

but it goes both ways. you are the selfish one for wanting to censor things arcording to your own personal views of decency. you are the selfish hypocrit for wanting to set a certain standard rather than be open to the opinions of others. how is it selfish to strive for others to have the right to express themselves freely rather than let the narrow mind set of the select sensitive instill their corrupt ideals of sheltered obedience? you take away good hearted fun and you are the selfish one. you are a fudgepacker. you get a life. all people do is worry about behaviors as unappropriate. society brands and labels everything. you cant do anything without offending someone. you cant do anything without falling out of line. thats why the rules suck. the rules dont make the world go around. break them.

its stupid its retarded you need to recognize your theory as utter excuse to make things suck. dont worry about that. the problem is on the other end. the problem is the judgemental uptight losers. punch them all.

Look at what I found using Alta Vista

joshriot - could you please try to use proper grammar? Or at least use spacing.

Back on topic. Actualy the dwarves dont have names. If you need proof just read this next verry long message (posted by me).

Relax? I'm possibly the most relaxed person on the planet!
And in response, I'm not too bothered what "casual visitors" think, I'm not going to go all out and be PC all the time, just to please people I don't know exist!
And Link is a faggot. With his stupid green clothes and freakishly blonde hair. Have you not seen him in Wind Waker?

SNOWDROP

It was the middle of winter, when the broad flakes of snow were falling around, that the queen of a country many thousand miles off sat working at her window. The frame of the window was made of fine black ebony, and as she sat looking out upon the snow, she pricked her finger, and three drops of blood fell upon it. Then she gazed thoughtfully upon the red drops that sprinkled the white snow, and said, 'Would that my little daughter may be as white as that snow, as red as that blood, and as black as this ebony windowframe!' And so the little girl really did grow up; her skin was as white as snow, her cheeks as rosy as the blood, and her hair as black as ebony; and she was called Snowdrop.

But this queen died; and the king soon married another wife, who became queen, and was very beautiful, but so vain that she could not bear to think that anyone could be handsomer than she was. She had a fairy looking-glass, to which she used to go, and then she would gaze upon herself in it, and say:

'Tell me, glass, tell me true!
Of all the ladies in the land,
Who is fairest, tell me, who?'

And the glass had always answered:

'Thou, queen, art the fairest in all the land.'

But Snowdrop grew more and more beautiful; and when she was seven years old she was as bright as the day, and fairer than the queen herself. Then the glass one day answered the queen, when she went to look in it as usual:

'Thou, queen, art fair, and beauteous to see,
But Snowdrop is lovelier far than thee!'

When she heard this she turned pale with rage and envy, and called to one of her servants, and said, 'Take Snowdrop away into the wide wood, that I may never see her any more.' Then the servant led her away; but his heart melted when Snowdrop begged him to spare her life, and he said, 'I will not hurt you, thou pretty child.' So he left her by herself; and though he thought it most likely that the wild beasts would tear her in pieces, he felt as if a great weight were taken off his heart when he had made up his mind not to kill her but to leave her to her fate, with the chance of someone finding and saving her.

Then poor Snowdrop wandered along through the wood in great fear; and the wild beasts roared about her, but none did her any harm. In the evening she came to a cottage among the hills, and went in to rest, for her little feet would carry her no further. Everything was spruce and neat in the cottage: on the table was spread a white cloth, and there were seven little plates, seven little loaves, and seven little glasses with wine in them; and seven knives and forks laid in order; and by the wall stood seven little beds. As she was very hungry, she picked a little piece of each loaf and drank a very little wine out of each glass; and after that she thought she would lie down and rest. So she tried all the little beds; but one was too long, and another was too short, till at last the seventh suited her: and there she laid herself down and went to sleep.

By and by in came the masters of the cottage. Now they were seven little dwarfs, that lived among the mountains, and dug and searched for gold. They lighted up their seven lamps, and saw at once that all was not right. The first said, 'Who has been sitting on my stool?' The second, 'Who has been eating off my plate?' The third, 'Who has been picking my bread?' The fourth, 'Who has been meddling with my spoon?' The fifth, 'Who has been handling my fork?' The sixth, 'Who has been cutting with my knife?' The seventh, 'Who has been drinking my wine?' Then the first looked round and said, 'Who has been lying on my bed?' And the rest came running to him, and everyone cried out that somebody had been upon his bed. But the seventh saw Snowdrop, and called all his brethren to come and see her; and they cried out with wonder and astonishment and brought their lamps to look at her, and said, 'Good heavens! what a lovely child she is!' And they were very glad to see her, and took care not to wake her; and the seventh dwarf slept an hour with each of the other dwarfs in turn, till the night was gone.

In the morning Snowdrop told them all her story; and they pitied her, and said if she would keep all things in order, and cook and wash and knit and spin for them, she might stay where she was, and they would take good care of her. Then they went out all day long to their work, seeking for gold and silver in the mountains: but Snowdrop was left at home; and they warned her, and said, 'The queen will soon find out where you are, so take care and let no one in.'

But the queen, now that she thought Snowdrop was dead, believed that she must be the handsomest lady in the land; and she went to her glass and said:

'Tell me, glass, tell me true!
Of all the ladies in the land,
Who is fairest, tell me, who?'

And the glass answered:

'Thou, queen, art the fairest in all this land:
But over the hills, in the greenwood shade,
Where the seven dwarfs their dwelling have made,
There Snowdrop is hiding her head; and she
Is lovelier far, O queen! than thee.'

Then the queen was very much frightened; for she knew that the glass always spoke the truth, and was sure that the servant had betrayed her. And she could not bear to think that anyone lived who was more beautiful than she was; so she dressed herself up as an old pedlar, and went her way over the hills, to the place where the dwarfs dwelt. Then she knocked at the door, and cried, 'Fine wares to sell!' Snowdrop looked out at the window, and said, 'Good day, good woman! what have you to sell?' 'Good wares, fine wares,' said she; 'laces and bobbins of all colours.' 'I will let the old lady in; she seems to be a very good sort of body,' thought Snowdrop, as she ran down and unbolted the door. 'Bless me!' said the old woman, 'how badly your stays are laced! Let me lace them up with one of my nice new laces.' Snowdrop did not dream of any mischief; so she stood before the old woman; but she set to work so nimbly, and pulled the lace so tight, that Snowdrop's breath was stopped, and she fell down as if she were dead. 'There's an end to all thy beauty,' said the spiteful queen, and went away home.

In the evening the seven dwarfs came home; and I need not say how grieved they were to see their faithful Snowdrop stretched out upon the ground, as if she was quite dead. However, they lifted her up, and when they found what ailed her, they cut the lace; and in a little time she began to breathe, and very soon came to life again. Then they said, 'The old woman was the queen herself; take care another time, and let no one in when we are away.'

When the queen got home, she went straight to her glass, and spoke to it as before; but to her great grief it still said:

'Thou, queen, art the fairest in all this land:
But over the hills, in the greenwood shade,
Where the seven dwarfs their dwelling have made,
There Snowdrop is hiding her head; and she
Is lovelier far, O queen! than thee.'

Then the blood ran cold in her heart with spite and malice, to see that Snowdrop still lived; and she dressed herself up again, but in quite another dress from the one she wore before, and took with her a poisoned comb. When she reached the dwarfs' cottage, she knocked at the door, and cried, 'Fine wares to sell!' But Snowdrop said, 'I dare not let anyone in.' Then the queen said, 'Only look at my beautiful combs!' and gave her the poisoned one. And it looked so pretty, that she took it up and put it into her hair to try it; but the moment it touched her head, the poison was so powerful that she fell down senseless. 'There you may lie,' said the queen, and went her way. But by good luck the dwarfs came in very early that evening; and when they saw Snowdrop lying on the ground, they thought what had happened, and soon found the poisoned comb. And when they took it away she got well, and told them all that had passed; and they warned her once more not to open the door to anyone.

Meantime the queen went home to her glass, and shook with rage when she read the very same answer as before; and she said, 'Snowdrop shall die, if it cost me my life.' So she went by herself into her chamber, and got ready a poisoned apple: the outside looked very rosy and tempting, but whoever tasted it was sure to die. Then she dressed herself up as a peasant's wife, and travelled over the hills to the dwarfs' cottage, and knocked at the door; but Snowdrop put her head out of the window and said, 'I dare not let anyone in, for the dwarfs have told me not.' 'Do as you please,' said the old woman, 'but at any rate take this pretty apple; I will give it you.' 'No,' said Snowdrop, 'I dare not take it.' 'You silly girl!' answered the other, 'what are you afraid of? Do you think it is poisoned? Come! do you eat one part, and I will eat the other.' Now the apple was so made up that one side was good, though the other side was poisoned. Then Snowdrop was much tempted to taste, for the apple looked so very nice; and when she saw the old woman eat, she could wait no longer. But she had scarcely put the piece into her mouth, when she fell down dead upon the ground. 'This time nothing will save thee,' said the queen; and she went home to her glass, and at last it said:

'Thou, queen, art the fairest of all the fair.'

And then her wicked heart was glad, and as happy as such a heart could be.

When evening came, and the dwarfs had gone home, they found Snowdrop lying on the ground: no breath came from her lips, and they were afraid that she was quite dead. They lifted her up, and combed her hair, and washed her face with wine and water; but all was in vain, for the little girl seemed quite dead. So they laid her down upon a bier, and all seven watched and bewailed her three whole days; and then they thought they would bury her: but her cheeks were still rosy; and her face looked just as it did while she was alive; so they said, 'We will never bury her in the cold ground.' And they made a coffin of glass, so that they might still look at her, and wrote upon it in golden letters what her name was, and that she was a king's daughter. And the coffin was set among the hills, and one of the dwarfs always sat by it and watched. And the birds of the air came too, and bemoaned Snowdrop; and first of all came an owl, and then a raven, and at last a dove, and sat by her side.

And thus Snowdrop lay for a long, long time, and still only looked as though she was asleep; for she was even now as white as snow, and as red as blood, and as black as ebony. At last a prince came and called at the dwarfs' house; and he saw Snowdrop, and read what was written in golden letters. Then he offered the dwarfs money, and prayed and besought them to let him take her away; but they said, 'We will not part with her for all the gold in the world.' At last, however, they had pity on him, and gave him the coffin; but the moment he lifted it up to carry it home with him, the piece of apple fell from between her lips, and Snowdrop awoke, and said, 'Where am I?' And the prince said, 'Thou art quite safe with me.'

Then he told her all that had happened, and said, 'I love you far better than all the world; so come with me to my father's palace, and you shall be my wife.' And Snowdrop consented, and went home with the prince; and everything was got ready with great pomp and splendour for their wedding.

To the feast was asked, among the rest, Snowdrop's old enemy the queen; and as she was dressing herself in fine rich clothes, she looked in the glass and said:

'Tell me, glass, tell me true!
Of all the ladies in the land,
Who is fairest, tell me, who?'

And the glass answered:

'Thou, lady, art loveliest here, I ween;
But lovelier far is the new-made queen.'

When she heard this she started with rage; but her envy and curiosity were so great, that she could not help setting out to see the bride. And when she got there, and saw that it was no other than Snowdrop, who, as she thought, had been dead a long while, she choked with rage, and fell down and died: but Snowdrop and the prince lived and reigned happily over that land many, many years; and sometimes they went up into the mountains, and paid a visit to the little dwarfs, who had been so kind to Snowdrop in her time of need.