The Dink Network

I took a look at the forum, and I realized I couldn't find anything about rules. Am I being stupid (as usual) or are there no rules here?

Standard forum rules apply.
Welcome to the DN, have a cookie before Robj steals it.

No actual link to the rules page, but here it is.

http://www.dinknetwork.com/rules

Yeah, pretty much. As long as you like bananas and like jokes about being sacrificed to the Dead Dragon Carcass you're safe. And don't make double accounts like a certain member is doing.

There was a rule page on the previous version of the site. I suppose it still applies.

EDIT1: And welcome to the Dinknetwork.

EDIT2: Curse you rabid.

Oh god. Nostalgia... Ah, that brings me back. Why did they change look? Thanks anyway.

We don't obey rules here!

Welcome to the TDN, fellow Swede! Enjoy your stay!

Suddenly there're quite many Vikings around here.

Oh, yeah! The dink network is growing (thanks to Sweden alone).

Welcome to the dink network!

Thank you. Now let's laugh our heads of at all these people thinking we have polar bears on the streets in Sweden.

We DO have polar bears on our streets. Also, we can walk on water.. Hewhew

Don't forget all the hot blond girls that sleep with you for a handful of candy!

Var är toaletten? Jag är hungrig. Bögpojkarna.

...Behold, my awesome swedish skills!

Ok, let me translate that.

Where is the bathroom? I'm hungry. The g-a-y boys.

Note that "toaletten" means "the toilet", but is used about the bathroom as well.
Sorry for the usage of foul language.

Don't forget all the hot blond girls that sleep with you for a handful of candy!

Not that they're w-h-o-... yeah, but we truly have the finest women.

Var är toaletten? Jag är hungrig. Bögpojkarna

Now that's a useful collection of Swedish words! That's about all you need to know...

Not that they're w-h-o-...
Well some of them...

Börjar bli livat här.

Welcome to the forums, axusriddare!

Börjar bli livat här.

Translation: Tal's got smelly feet

W-h-o is a w-h-o-...?

I'll get around to putting up some rules soon. Multiple accounts are bad, and holding a conversation with yourself in an attempt to legitimize your alt is really quite pathetic.

Multiple accounts are bad, and holding a conversation with yourself in an attempt to legitimize your alt is really quite pathetic.

*Evil gaze upon the Swedes*

I admit, I'm all the other Swedes too.

I admit, I'm all the other Swedes too.

I'm glad you confess it, finally.

Welcome axussriddare Cookies, schnapps and banannas are the currency here *shrugs* u will get used to it.

Multiple accounts are bad, and holding a conversation with yourself in an attempt to legitimize your alt is really quite pathetic.

Uh...good thing I don't do that anymore

And welcome to TDN, axussriddare. Enjoy your stay. You will not be leaving anytime in the next century

anyone want some rootbeer? oh, and nice to meet you.

Swedes?

Hi axus

Not that they're w-h-o-... yeah, but we truly have the finest women.

Norway has the finest women, Sweden has the finest men. At least that's what this article seems to suggest.

So Marpro, are you free tonight? *wink* *wink*

I'm all yours baby!

*Gags*

Welcome new guy, who's username is too hard to remember!

Also, not to start any Sweden-Finnish fight, but the one (and probably only ) thing Finland has ruled over Sweden is Dinking. There are quite many Finnish Dinkers here.

Is that a positive thing?

It depends on the point of view. And your homeland.

Welcome new guy, who's username is too hard to remember!
Call me Axuss, most lazy people do.

"but the one (and probably only ) thing Finland has ruled over Sweden is Dinking"

That's so not true, I'll prove it!
What about this awesome game:
Evidence A
And this, hmm.. 'Good' game... :
Evidence B

And what have Finland given us?
Forest of Dangers?

axussriddare - pronounced "Axe - is - ride- air" - I smell a throwing axe refference

Yes, but I am the first finnish and/or swedish Dinker who has made 75% of an Epic D-Mod. Mwhahahahaaa!

EDIT: Also Ex-D, riddare means knight in swedish. I have no idea what axuss means. Axe, perhaps?

You don't know how 'Three Amulets' is going... (nether do I)

Anyway, to quote axussriddare: "Oh, and my username means "Axussknight". Second half is Swedish, first half doesn't mean anything."

Yes, but I am the first finnish and/or swedish Dinker who has made 75% of an Epic D-Mod. Mwhahahahaaa

Ohhhhhh waits patiently.........

I suddenly feel proud of myself!

Anyway, I have a not-yet revealed ace in my sleeve.

Summoning the Mustakrakish?

I'm sure Axussriddare and Quiztis will release Epic's soon... Am I right?

I can already do an Epic Fail. But I simply don't have the patience for much other than scripting (actually, I just suck at it and don't have the patience to get better).

You where suppose to lie!
Ehm... Well, Eh, okey! Finland is the best dmod developing country then!

Mah DMOD will be a quest. To entertain you in an hour or so.

my D-Mod in progress will be an epic. It comes out tomorrow

Iplaydink, I think you've forgot this D-Mod. Take a guess where Raven comes from.

Sweden? Awesome!

Hot blonde girls???!! Did someone mention hot, blonde girls?!

No Schnapper - no they didnt *Smak* Mind out of the gutter now!

I like the gutter...

Apparently that's where the hot blonde girls are?

Newcastle.

/me just sighs and shakes her head
Guys are just so .... so..... well MALE ! Pppffftttt!!

Well chicks are just so.... so.... so dang FEMALE! Hmmph!!

Well chicks are just so.... so.... so dang FEMALE
I'd be a little worried if they weren't

It's the personality traits I'm talking about here, schnapper, not their physique.

Yeah Fireball and you always look at their eyes first as well

You don't know me! *gaze wanders...*

I am intrigued by the interesting patterns in peoples iris, and I think that eyes are quite pretty... But not many chicks make eye contact with me so i tend to not look at peoples faces when they aren't talking to me... After all, the less they notice me, the longer I have to look at them...

Ahh another people watcher
Fun isn't it

Eyes truly can make or break a face... but I find staring closely at someones' irises to be quite frightening unless you're blinded by love... close observation of the iris reveals it to be somewhat tendon-y.

Apparently my eyes make me look like an extremely focused and serious person, even when I'm trying to do something silly.
WARK!!

Yeah... 'fun'

Well that's what happens when people don't talk to me. Though there are groups of people who do talk to me often, sometimes I'm more interested in 'watching'

Do u ever try to talk first??

Yes, but only to my friends.

But strangers are only friends u haven't met yet

I don't see many strangers with my lifestyle... only friends, enemies and neutrals. Then again, I am a student who spends time with people at school and I already know most of the people, then at home I tend to keep to myself. Keeps strangers out of it entirely, effectively.

Then my suggestion is talk to the friends, ignore the neutrals and firebomb the enemies?? Duck em

'm using my 'skills' to deal with my enemies... the neutrals I don't talk to, though my friends are being turned against me by my enemies. My social status is an ongoing war, lol.

Yeah school sux - at least it aint forever

My advice is to visit a hotel or nightclub.

I'm only fourteen, schnapper...

This discussion has gone far off-topic. Does this happen often here? It kind of reminds me of my own forum...

Yes. Not as much as in the past, but generally we don't mind discussions going way off-topic.

Well Fireball, Omegle is a spot of fun for the lonely heart, but be warned: the majority of the populace are "A/S/L, show me your' tits" jerks. Sometimes you meet some really interesting and nice people though and you can tell them anything, coz you're anonymous

Well Fireball, Omegle is a spot of fun for the lonely heart, but be warned: the majority of the populace are "A/S/L, show me your' tits" jerks. Sometimes you meet some really interesting and nice people though and you can tell them anything, coz you're anonymous

Lol, I went on to it and the person was like "go duck yourself with a loaded shotgun" and I was like "wtf?" and left.