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Something about me...
Well, I was born June 2 1987 which makes me 22 years old at the time of this writing. I first started playing Dink around 2002 and joined the forums in may 2005. Since December 2008 I've been doing the polls here on the Dinknetwork, so if you think a poll is stupid, funny or plain pointless it's probably my fault.

I also released some DMODs here. The first two called Dink learns music and Quest for the gems aren't really that great, but I also released The scourger, a DMOD that I still consider to be my opus magnum.
Progress on new DMODs is going very very slowly though. I still have a DMOD in production called "Terminal Tranquility 1, Paninga". But as mentioned before progress is really slow, so don't count on it being released any time soon.

I've made a development file called "An introduction to DMOD making" which seems to be very popular, be sure to check it out if you're interested in making DMODs yourself!

If you wish to contact me you can do so by posting a private message on the forum, or by emailing to: metatarasal (at) hotmail (dot) com

If you want to read more about me, check out the interview I gave for Dinkerview.

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2005-09-20 09:48:08
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Was someone hurt due to the fact that he had eaten the sausages?
Was something broken due to the fact that he had eaten the sausages?
Was the competition a physical one?
Or was it more a mental one?
Or maybe both?

Metatarasal has released 5 files

QuelD-Mod, RompGood 8.2August 2nd, 2012
Scourger (The)D-Mod, EpicExceptional 9.3April 1st, 2010
An Introduction to DMOD MakingDevelopment, TutorialExceptional 9.6December 8th, 2009
Dink Learns MusicD-Mod, RompGood 7.1June 26th, 2005
Quest for the GemsD-Mod, RompGood 8.0May 3rd, 2005

Metatarasal has written 28 reviews

A little bit too pretty Medieval Status BarsFeaturedFair 6.0June 22nd, 2012
Good looks, poor fit Snow to Grass TilesFeaturedFair 6.5June 22nd, 2012
Not as useful as it could have been IPD's Armour DemonstrationFeaturedFair 6.9June 22nd, 2012
Lots of new ideas, both good and bad Three AmuletsFeaturedGood 8.7February 19th, 2010
Not really useful Mystery Island Help MapFeaturedHorrible 2.0November 27th, 2009
Funny quest for lameness Quest for Not Quite as Lame (The)FeaturedGood 7.5October 22nd, 2009
Rocky tiles CliffFeaturedTolerable 4.0September 4th, 2009
Useful reference, awful tutorial Dink.ini IndexFeaturedGood 7.0September 4th, 2009
Weird DMOD with ordinary ancients Legend of the Ancients: The CaptureFeaturedTolerable 4.7August 29th, 2009
Simple and enjoyable ChoresFeaturedGood 7.5August 29th, 2009
Original but short Old Hero New ThiefFeaturedFair 6.0August 20th, 2009
A bit vague, and off balance A Day in the Life of Dink SmallwoodFeaturedFair 5.0August 20th, 2009
More frustration than fear. Hotel of the Middle NightFeaturedTolerable 4.3August 12th, 2009
A monumental work of modern art ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZNormalHorrible 0.1August 12th, 2009
Unfortunately useless Skorn's Dark Beach GraphicFeaturedHorrible 0.4August 3rd, 2009
A parody of a joke is rarely funny Duck ApprovedNormalHorrible 2.0June 15th, 2009
Insufficiently game-like An Aeophian Adventure: Dink goes to AeophiaFeaturedTolerable 4.7May 27th, 2009
A useful timer Countdown TimerFeaturedGood 8.3February 27th, 2009
identity crisis Hide-n-SeekFeaturedTolerable 3.8December 5th, 2008
Unpolished, but with potential Dink Smallwood at the City of the DeadFeaturedFair 6.3April 5th, 2008
A cutscene DMOD Rise of the Goblins (The)FeaturedGood 7.1December 16th, 2007
short shorter shortest... Honor of the Cast: The Honor's TimeFeaturedHorrible 0.9April 5th, 2007
Not bad for a start Gold Knight Agency (The)FeaturedFair 5.8April 5th, 2007
An unfinished DMOD Honor of the Cast: SlimesFeaturedHorrible 1.2April 3rd, 2007
The Attack of the Evil Wizard is a Reasonable Dmod Crippled By Bugs Attack of the Evil Wizard (The)FeaturedFair 5.7December 26th, 2006
Cypry's Warrior Skills Pack Contains Two Magic Spells Cypry's Warrior Skills PackFeaturedExceptional 9.0January 21st, 2006
The First Thing I Thought When Playing This Demo Was: Friends Beyond 3? Sabretrout Already... Once a HeroNormalGood 8.6January 6th, 2006
This Dmod Surely Holds a Record Land of Transforming DucksNormalHorrible 0.3October 5th, 2005