The Dink Network

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And that's just the beginning of his name!
Description
I made this D-Mod to...
1. ..have the one with the longest name ever, to "write Dink history".
2. ..be funny (or have fun). It was a joke, kind of a typical bad D-Mod. It's good at that.
3. ..start a debate (related to point 2), and it worked.

"You can't even kill that duck!" - Quote from Christiaan's review. Well, it's art.
Released:March 29th, 2005
File Size:23.86 KB
Downloads:30
Release Notes:Original
Play:Play this D-Mod right now in your web browser! (More Info)
 
June 13th, 2006
Original
Score : 0.4 horrible
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Well, I figure that one with a warped perspective like me must review this one some time. This is an interesting frame of words... I refrane from using the word D-Mod, because this is not a D-Mod, repeat, THIS IS NOT A DMOD! There is no sense of adventure or story, or anything else you would think a D-Mod would have. It is a very neat piece of artistry- but frankly it is not really worth downloading (especially if you are looking for a D-Mod). While I feel that it is extremely unfair to review this one as a D-Mod- with my goal of eventually reviewing every D-Mod, I feel that I am obligated to.

***Plot***
There is no real storyline, other than that Dink tells you his name... I think however this would really add a very classy, artistic view to the original Dink game if it was added to the beginning- before you have to feed the pigs... otherwise there is really not enough material to review this plot-wise.
***1.0***

***Sound***
There is no music, no sound... not that this really needed it... but I think that a custom song to go with Dink's name would have been nice.
***0.0***

***Gameplay***
There is no gameplay...none at all. You can't control a single thing. Alright?
***0.0***

FINAL SCORE
***0.4***

I feel obligated to write a good end note. Because of the ratings and poor reviews of this screen of words, I feel that it has a tendency to be overlooked. This is a cleverly humorous play on modern day usage of three-five, (sometimes eight) differant names assigned to a single person. This would have not logically been the case in Dink's day, where most people would have a single name... SO then we have to have Dink be absolutely contrary to reason and have a twenty-six part name... This is an astonishing work of interest (albeit, not the style that I generally like). It shows some effort to be unreasonable and contrary to "the system", plus- you can hardly say the title in a single breath. So before you pass it by, consider this- this is the sort of D-Mod that Andy Warhol would have made. That does not make it good (at least, not in my opinion), but that it is tasteful and intriguing...
TopicPostsPosterLast Post
This game is not good42rp64February 7th 2009, 09:23 AM
seriously...22DinkKillerApril 1st 2008, 11:00 AM
Why must he torment us?!?!44MegaManAugust 10th 2007, 07:49 AM
The Elusive Midi7VonZeppelinMay 27th 2007, 05:33 AM