The Dink Network

Why am I so dang lazy around here?

School
Job hunting
Family
Chores and errands
Andrea
Sex... lots of sex
Housekeeping
Guinea pigs
Rock Band
Guitar Hero
Unreal Tournament 2004 (though I do have UT3)
Castle Crashers

And... I would finish this list, but I'm lazy.

i don't do half of the stuff you do, and i'm lazier than u lol. Gogogo Tal you can do it all!!

Ah. Good ol' sex. You didn't need to tell us how much.

"Sex... lots of sex"

You know, Tal, there are 13 year olds on this forum, in case you've forgotten.

"You know, Tal, there are 13 year olds on this forum, in case you've forgotten."

Haha, pwn

And? They might just like the "joke" a bit less.

Maybe the 13-year-olds need more detail to get the joke? Who knows.

Guinea pigs? What kind? I was recently going to get a pretty little rabbit, but unfortunately found out I was allergic to them (too)..

What happens if your 2, like me?

And the DMods' links, when?

Yeah... Tal, how could you do that? Just think of all the 13-year-olds with Internet access that aren't aware of sex. You're warping their fragile little minds with the simple mention of seeeeexxxxxxx.

I think you missed the point, it made me laugh anyway.

I think Striker actually responded to the comment in a way that it was intended. However, the alternative is... bad

Hey, while I admit the thought of Tal having sex is indeed a scary thought, we are website about a game who's main character tries to get it on with his aunt, and later mates with a duck. And then there's the d-mods...

And after the D-mods, there's Imagination...

lol.ita[?]. when i was 13, there were many sites with a correlation to the title "tal porn". by the age of 15, most of those sites content found there way to my HDD....

See, "innocence" is environmentally relative, NOT age dependent.

Sex... lots of sex
And who's the lucky one? Your right hand or your left hand?

'puke'

I never knew Krisknox puked blood.

DinkDude, are you suggesting 13 year olds are more enticing than the 19 year old I'm currently with?

(Spoiler: They are)

no i dont puke blood

We wish you did, Kris. Then you'd die if you were to constantly puke it.

Cruel, but total burn.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure the image beside the words "'puke'" is one of blood.

He never actually said he was 'having' sex...

Carrie, you do realise that opens up a whole new world of possibilities as to what he means by that...

Just because none of the 13 year olds on this site get to have as much sex as Tal, doesn't mean he shouldn't mention his lovin' ways.

He's just giving them something to aspire to.

EDIT: Castle Crashers rocks my socks.

Coughing up blood (hemoptysis) can be a frightening experience. However, it isn't necessarily serious. if you have any unexplained coughing up of blood, call an ambulance or go to the nearest emergency department. This is very important if your cough produces large volumes of blood (more than a few teaspoons)

-from 2 nerdy medical sites online copyright 200?

A message for all the 13-year olds from Uncle Tal: imaginary sex is the safest sex of all