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And that's just the beginning of his name!
I made this D-Mod to...
1. ..have the one with the longest name ever, to "write Dink history".
2. funny (or have fun). It was a joke, kind of a typical bad D-Mod. It's good at that.
3. ..start a debate (related to point 2), and it worked.

"You can't even kill that duck!" - Quote from Christiaan's review. Well, it's art.
Released:March 29th, 2005
File Size:23.86 KB
Release Notes:Original
Play:Play this D-Mod right now in your web browser! (More Info)
April 9th, 2005
Score : 0.1 horrible
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Quite frankly, this D-Mod is a travesty (a strangely amusing one considering the horrible status it has received in the annals of Dink history, but a travesty nonetheless). Upon loading it, you are greeted by an entirely white title screen, only supplying you with Start, Continue, and Quit buttons. The Continue button doesn't even serve any purpose, as there is no saving/loading to be done in this D-Mod whatsoever. You could also argue that the Start button doesn't do anything important either, as upon clicking it, you are treated to Dink greeting you, telling you his full name, being called to dinner (by what appears to be himself, no less), and telling you that you've finished the D-Mod. But wait.. I finished it? I accomplished something? I was never able to interact with it in the first place, unless you consider clicking the Start button and then the Quit button afterward!

You could say that this D-Mod has no merit whatsoever, what with its length possibly being even shorter than the time it takes to read this review, but I think it does adequately demonstrate that just as the most epic and fulfilling masterpieces of D-Mods will be remembered for a long while, so will the most disappointing, dreadful, and pointless. Call it cheap fame.

Oh, and "Adolph" wasn't even spelled correctly in the dmod.diz file. Brilliant.
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This game is not good42rp64February 7th 2009, 09:23 AM
seriously...22DinkKillerApril 1st 2008, 11:00 AM
Why must he torment us?!?!44MegaManAugust 10th 2007, 07:49 AM
The Elusive Midi7VonZeppelinMay 27th 2007, 05:33 AM