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How could he release this. Seriosly, it sucks.

I can tell many things about you from your post. You think that Picasso sucks. You live in a trailer park. With your mother. You have no ability to appreciate fine art. You were born in a small New York hospital to loving but working class parents. You've spent your entire life wandering the Northwest Territories, living off of lichen and tourists. Your home is a well decorated mansion off the coast of Oman, which is tended to by your butler Raul and your loving but neglected wife, Shira. Your abilities include sneering at masterpieces such as this game, yodeling, and air hockey, at which you have achieved the rank of international grandmaster.

Wow, I used the word loving twice.

Edit: my review (hopefully)

How did you come to those conclusions based on what he said? That just doesn't make sense! I agree with MegaMan myself.

Like we haven't covered this subject a thousand times before.

It's an interesting coincidence that we've received four or five awful reviews of the game this week; believe it or not, reviews need a bit more substance than "this sucks!! why'd he release it???"

Heh, you just read the first couple sentences of my post, didn't you? Read on, and it will start to seem more logical.

It is a fine DMOD

A FINE D-MOD!?

HAVE YOU GONE MAD, RUSTEDSORROW!?!?!?

Hmmm... All these post saying this DMOD is bad almost force me to play it.

All caps?! Have you gone mad, dinkdragon?! Are you able to discern sarcasm from sincerity?! OMG!

Ilove you tal. *falls out of window into parking lot; steals mercedez benz and drives away really fast avoiding gun shots from tal*

You think Tal drives a Mercedes!? No way! Tal drives a pimpmobile. Quite a shaggin' wagon if I do say so myself.

Nothing you said about me was true, I'm 11.

I don't know why an Omanian liquor salesman and Yodeling chamion has to pretend to be an 11 year old kid, but if that's what you need to do, more power to you.

Seriously, though, you like modern art?

Ok, we need two more twelve-year olds and then we can revolt.

baisez ceci était la plus grande charge foutue de la merde de fudgein que j'ai jamais joué la baise nous fais toute la douleur d'arrêt and erase all existence of this game from the world

excuse my french

A successful revolt would probably not work. If worse came to worse, we could always call the n00b cannon back into service.

What does baiser mean (I thought it meant "to kiss")? I think I got the gist of your message, despite the lack of punctuation, but if I tried to translate it, I'd come up with something like:

"Kiss! This was the worst (irrelevant noun) of crap that I have ever played. Do us the favor of stopping."

Either my French is woefully out of date and inadequate, or my French is woefully out of date and inadequate AND you used an online translator... one or the other.

couldn't quiet work out how to say fudgeing but so i used a translater and it fudgeed it up

dam my french isn't that good then 9 wasted years of french class

Thanks, MiloBones and RustedSorrow. I shall be forever grateful, or something.

Anyway, if you shallow people do not want more unpleasant game experiences, I suggest that you keep your hands away from games that have received bad critics from other shallow people, or simply quit playing mods for 7 year old games.

LOL

(pulls mercedez benz up to window of parking lot: HAHA that was SO hilarious. Not. (drives away again.

Please reaffirm my belief that you're just writing this in jest.

I can't speak for ehasl, but my comments were 100% serious. I can always recognize Omani yodelers posing as 11 year olds.

You do realise its one of the only Dmods in History to have no bugs and a duck. A single Duck

Oh and No errors

Still its bad

I played it becuase you guys wouldn't shutup about it and I admit that it is horrible..... that you guys say it sucks so much!! Its great! No errors, I found all secret areas and there was a duck. You guys are just cut because you didn't find the secret area with the nine mega-potions.

Okay, maybe I was lying about the secret areas but I still think its an okay D-mod.

how about we just all go and have a css lan game to setell everyones problems

Given that it's the worst rated d-mod in Dink history, you can't seriously download it expecting to enjoy it... can you?

THAT'S THE POINT! DON'T YOU FOOLS GET IT! WE DOWNLOAD IT TO SEE HOW CRAPPY IT IS! IF IT WAS REALLY A CRAPPY D-MOD YOU'D GIVE IT A GOOD RATING SO WE WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD IT! <Whispers> Excellent, now when I release a D-mod they'll rate it as decent and more people will download it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like waffles.

With syrup.

And margerine.

It's still a fine dmod

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If you're going to revive a discussion, make it one that someone other than yourself actually cares about.

Well, obviously Tal cared about it enough to respond....

Can you sum up your post's key points? I can't be bothered to read the whole essay; I'm just lazy like that.

Everyone here is lazy. We all know we are and know everyone else is.

I thought it was quite nice compared to the foolish statements that Milo endlessly bombards us with... I may be wrong though.

Yup, you're wrong...

I'm still to lazy to read it intensively though.

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wow, a life's supply of marijuana.. now that's what i'm talkin about!

RustedSorrows wrote:
It's still a fine dmod

Maybe you mean that you can use script's from this d-mod to make own.Aren't you?

Heyyyyy! This is one of those 'old' threads! *pffft*