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Let me ask some of you people out there. What would you have if you could have anything you wanted it doesnt have to be an object and you can only have one (like saying one million dollars wouldnt count cause that isnt one item.)

Well, if you're limiting, I guess the most I could ask for would be a strange quark.

i think that if i could have anything it would be the girl of my dreams to love me but then again it wouldnt exactly be true love so once again i dont know.

A platinum credit card, with no credit limit, that couldn't be lost, stolen or cut up, and never needed to be repaid.

A bit material I know... Hmmm....

Earth

Earth is an object isn't it?

A fist sized quantum particle.

That's stable.

For a long time.

The other thing I would want... is to know the answer to a question as soon as I asked it... and to never run out of questions.
Oh, and magic powers. Lots of them.

New Dink Smallwood from the RTSoft
Or maybe not... Right now I'd like to have a...
HUGE sandwich!!

Weed, lots of weed

wtf, mate?

Whats wrong with weed? Makes you feel good doesn't it?

You could have anything at all, and you picked WEED? And didn't even specify that it had to be GOOD WEED?!?!?!?!
Oh, and btw, has anyone seen 'Bill and Ben the Flowerpot men?'

I'd pick immortality. Given that I would not age.

If I were to age, I would pick the ability to use any kind of magic I could think up in my mind.

If that's too wide, I'd pick being able to use any kind of magic currently thought up to this date.

And Glenn... WEED? You're out of your mind. You are given the possibility to get whatever you want, and you want weed? For $deity's sake.

Oh, oh, and if all the previous is prohibited, I'd pick world domination.

Man, I agree Glenn's wish was a terrible one, but yours are even worse!

I'd want some weird thingy that could get me whatever I wanted whenever I wanted wherever I wanted.

This one's easy: anything shiny!

I could use a sandwich about as big as a table right now... but no... it shall never be

(for those of you unaware, I cannot have bread)

million dollars wouldnt count cause that isnt one item

I'd have to go for a blank cheque, signed by Bill Gates. >-)

I'm not gonna smoke the weed, jsut sell it to people and make their life terribly terrible

Phoenix's wish for a magical ability is a smart move.. after all, you can then think of magic that can spawn objects (money, whatever you want) or let anything happen

But still, WEED?!?!?!? If you're going to make people's lives terrible at least do it imaginatively... like with thumb-screws! Or radioactive squirrels! Phoenix's wishes are probably the closest to my own... but I intend to not grow old anyway, 'philosopher's stone' and all (and no, not the HP version). So magic powers and a platinum credit card it is!

I'll take omnipotence.

Then I'll create a rock that's so heavy I can't lift it.

Nice paradox there

Omnipotence paradox - paradoxes are fun

King Solomon was asked to pick one thing. He picked wisdom.

Hmmm... I don't need much just a nuclear missle to blow up anything I want

But seriously I would get some magic that would give me anything. But talking about possible things I would want something like knowledge about the universe and the meaning of life and that kind of stuff. (I wonder if that's possible)

The meaning of life...is to live. Wish granted haha

I would get something that would allow all my dreams and wishes to be filled.

The point of life is to live... so is the point of death to die? It doesn't work like that! A verb is never the point of its noun... the point of love isn't to love... and the point of sleep isn't to be sleeping?!?!?! It sounds profound rabidwolf... but its not enough! (I would like you to come up with an answer I can't play devil's advocate for though!)

That's just the thing I say to myself when I can't find anything else worth living for <tear>. That's when you get out and do stupid crap with your friends to try and forget your sorrows. That's what i call living .

Isn't the meaning of life to try and figure out the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is prolly to just do what you can do with ur life and use it up maximum 'till you die.

OR you can go to a buddhist monastry and learn to be happy without living your life to the maximum, I'm sure it helps.

I think LadyValoveer comes closest... Everyone has a meaning, and (s)he must find it out throughout his/her life...

Actually, the meaning of life is different to everybody...

Congratulations! You have found the meaning of life. Don't you feel useless now?

Funny story that is somewhat related to this topic:
I work at a grocery store and usually late at night. Well we had a gun scare and the manager (the only one that was still there, it was midnight) was all up in a tizzy and almost hit the "Panic button" he carries around with him which would immediatly call the police (I've seen them do it before, they come fast). Well I guess the situation was too much for him and in turn he had to pee. He gave me the panic button and said "Jayson, press it if you need help with anything while I am gone" I said ok and as he was walking away I said "Wow I could sure use a sandwich, you think the police would give me a sandwich?" to which he began to scream at me...hehe..

Even better is before he got back the supposed "gun man" ran into the store and so I pressed it and NO ONE CAME. The peice of crap was broken. And the crazy guy started crying and eventually threw the gun for some reason. And some little kid went and picked it up... Kinda a crazy night... I hid underneath my register through most of it.

I would like to have my mind back - all of it..(lost it in the 70's)

Life's like if we were one of those scarabs those roll the poo-poo: if you can roll it, you suceed, if you can't, splat!

A wish... but only one???
The only good first wish is the wisdom to know the outcome of a wish.
But since I get only one I would pick the pattent rights to a thermal-electric generator.