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Hi does anyone write poems here??...Umm..not the crap poems..the real touchy poems!

If you post non-sense crap here,
I'll call you a queer,
and yell at you,
untill you go 'boohoo'

Redink will yells at me
tell me to leave you be
but I wont listen
because my shoe be missing
and it's all because someone started dissin'.

Now if you wanabe a poet,
you best come here and show it,
because if not,
you ass aint hot.

ok, so I just pulled that out of my rear-end real quick, but did it touch anyone?

I can write some dang good free verse. It might not be all happyish, but it will make you think, and it will strike you.
Oh, yes, I will NOT write anything offensive, or something thats a lie.

PS.
Nice HTML thwarting techniques

<thinks WC should stick his head back up his rear end>.

I had a book of poetry published quite a few years ago. (Twas with my gramma, she wrote poems too)

>^..^<

Neat. Where can I get it?

Actually, WC, in all the 'queer' encounters we've had, it's always been you who's run off going 'boohoo'.

yeah. right here

WC is a poet;
I didn't know it.

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Let the rivers run free,
Leave my lovely Louise.
For she is all to me,
Give me nothing else please.
My daughter, my daylight,
The last memory of darling wife,
Leave her forever in my sight,
For else I'd be in strife.

Don't kill her! Take me!
A dagger, a knife, a sword!
But with a pen, I write to thee...
Take my life with your sword;
But leave my lovely Louise.
Kill me and leave her alive
Cut me up, throw me to the seas,
So to Heaven I can surely drive.

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Something I coughed up in 5 minutes just then. Tell me what you think.

Umm pretty good poets around here!!. WC u r good
hehehe..I NO poet...but hey its ok..I can always copy thm frm the Net & impress my guy!

Player...urs v.good..wrote it urself did ya?

That was good?! I just wrote this in like 3 seconds to make fun of myself.

*Edit, Acctually, it's probably more of a rap. Hey, lets battle rap!

Go to Dink Squad, and look at my picture. That's poetry.

The scent of sweet purple
The sound of her laughter
Feeling all crumpled
what's always coming after

Just talking for hours
Swimming in our words
Gardens with withered flowers
and dead birds

The sense of these hollow walls
returning to their prey
Again he does fall
Again he was led astray
Poor boy...

The presence of innocence
slowly fades away
Gone is her presence
The end of these days

Little more is left
and what's left is no more
Drowning in bereft
Pictures of her bag lying on the floor

It's too late...

Ok WC you wanna rap? You'l get rap!

I was a little boy who had a toy
and played with it and killed with it.
So i smacked and wracked around my house i burnt up the whole place to tie my shoe lace. And i wanna kick my dogy who's barking and toying.

Wanna more? Then ask me for more!

What exactly did you kill with your toy when you were a little boy? Kittens?

Once there was a member named Kory,
He though he was cool and full of glory.
But he was nothing but a noob,
still sucking on his mom's boob.
He kept being an ass,
and filled the board full of trash.
So his ass got banned,
and he had to revert to playing in sand.

Most excelent rap WC

Hm. I have a question, has anybody or does anybody here written any poems that aren't in the same ABAB or AABB formula? Like pantoums, haikus, ghazals, villanelles, renfabulouss, etc?

There once was a mod named WC
Who was the Dink Network police
He beat up and banned
Dumb n00bs who spammed
In attempt to keep community peace.

>Hm. I have a question, has anybody or does anybody here written any poems that aren't in the same ABAB or AABB formula? Like pantoums, haikus, ghazals, villanelles, renfabulouss, etc?

I did for an assignment, it was a pain so i stopped, i have written some free style peoms tho.

Yeah, dude, check out that spiffy limerick up there.

Ooh. Spiffy limerick. *applauds*

Fricken tight. Alli, you my girl now.

(NOTE: By girl, I don't mean girl friend, I mean home-girl.)

I've got a bunch of crap from my old high school creative writing class. Can't say I write much now, but I still have that old crap on my PC. Here's one...

I know what you want me to be. You’ve said so many times
Perfection? Is this your will? Well, it appears I’m far behind

I know not what is possible.
Though, certainly you do
Have you been through this life entirely? Should I follow only you?

I know your dreams are full of certainty and purposeness
Have you only dreams of my ends? What of your existence?

I know not where my path leads. Though, my path is but new
Are you sure you’ve seen this road before? Was your trail cut for you?

I know of your colors.
And your brush of choice
Must you paint my world?
Must you be my voice?

I know not of running
or why I keep this pace
These goals you’ve set before me.
Am I striving to finish your race?

I know this world. Your world.
What beauty it beholds
Does my life look just like this? Must fate be so bold?

I know not how to follow.
Though continue on your trail
Will you forgive me if I venture?
If I get lost, succeed, or fail?
Will You?

When the fudge did I get banned?

WC hates newbies,
and his girlfriend's boobies,
He killed all newbies,
The best shine of rubies,
That was sad and real bad,
All newbies are now gone but
i'm still working and lurking and maybe
at Burger King spitting on your onion rings!
So i came back and nerve him to death,
there were some sadness tears until it was over and was a big cover.
WC and Kory made a packt "Kory don't annoy me" ok, but guess who's back!


Comment: I think it's pretty cool!

yup. right here. I guess no one understands this one...

Don't say a word
Don't say a word
You heard
I heard
Can you imagine?
Run away from the source
From the source

Don't say a word
Don't say a word
I heard you running
Running from the source
I can't
Can you imagine?
Imagine?

Don't be shy
kill another guy
God is on our side

Finally
Finally
It's happening
Nothing happened
Can you imagine?
Imagine a different source
A racial source

Endlessly
Endless sleep
Into death
Into death
Gotta kill the source
Imagine a source
Imagine

Don't be shy
kill another guy
God is on our side
On our side

Kory, your rhymes make no sense,
so let me get on this so I can leave you in suspence.
This monring you IMed me acting like a tard,
talking about your stupid pokemon cards.
Now I see you wrote this lame ass crap,
even stole some of eminems rap,
why? You thinking you funny with that parody?
I'm going to come to Croatia so we can have some more 'peace'.
In case you didn't get it,
let me spit it,
I have banned all your screen name,
I am sick of you being a child, go play with your games.
People your age don't belong here.
Come back when you are old enough to drink a beer.
Now I am out of this mess,
you little twats are making me stress.

Comment: You dumb noob

Thank you!

WC, Are you old enough to drink Beer??
Legally, I mean.

>^..^<

Kory the prat
moldy and fat
Deserves to be thwacked
with a baseball bat.

Screaming 'Mum help me
I need to wee-wee
Blow my nose mam
I got a gree-ny'

'Nobody likes me
even my dog bites me
I'm small and stupid
Period'

** Applause **

Morpheus, being a n00b yourself, you should know the rules by now, you can't pick on another n00b.

BTW Alli, Loved your *Rap*...maybe you should make a demo of it and put it on WC's HP (does he have one yet??)

>^..^<

Oh my, there's Icekid
to make us sick, no $hit
spit up and choke
in your goddang coke
you dirty junk
c'mon feel the funk
Let's all diss Icekid here
kick him real hard on his rear
until he fears
us more than bears
cheers

Kat, imacrazyguy came in earlier than you

So when did I come in? I just used to download dmods, never went to the board or made an account for a loooong time. There were not too many dmods when I first popped in, and only about 4 staff members or so.

>^..^<

And then Alli came in
And she said with chagrin
"Come on guys, I'm getting sick of your shananigans.
Let's just keep the peace as Kory would say
After all, dinker dudes, it's Easter today."

And then, yo, everybody looked at her all funny
And her cute Tal said "Hey honey,
Let's just leave these guys to their battle-rap, my love-bunny."
And so they went away
And ate Peeps and gourmet
Chocolates from Godiva on this happy holiday.

Meanwhile back on the good ol DN
Dinkers ripped each other apart limb from limb
But that's nothin' new, happens every single day
Especially when people like my homeboy WC are in the way.

I kinda forget the point I was gonna make
But it doesn't really matter, for goodness' sake
Because I amuse myself, yeah, like a lot,
Even if you all now think I smoke pot.
Word.

I'm positive that Kat was here long before Jamie... Wayback Machine, anyone?

I'd have to agree, I believe Kat was here first...

Alli roxors your boxors!

I looked in the archives and Kat will have been here 3 years next month. WAY longer than Jamie.

WC you will lose;
like all foes;
i will now stand up
and spit on your cap;
Your think you're a rapper;
No, you're a Hell Reapper;
You are not cool,
You are Lucifer's dark tool;
You're the master;
But i'm faster;
You will se;
Mr. WC

Yo!

We should put out a CD! The Dink Network Greatest hits!
I can rap too

Yo, I won't beat Alli,
she seems to be the greatest,
like that Mohammed G,
stinging like a bee,
entertaining us for free
like hiphop once used to be
but will never be again
so let's all jump in our pen
and write some crap like this
it's easy, you can't miss
but don't just go out and diss
cause that's easy and lacks ome heart
is that really where you want to start?
I'd like to call to call this an art
but most rappers buy their rhymes at Quick-e-mart
I pity dem fools who are just playing
they don't know what the he** they're saying
I won't name no names
I don't play those games
I got higher aims
and anyone who claims
this rap is crap,
you might be right

Ah but I came in well early without an account

Erm, rap tap slap fat bat?

Wow, I wonder who cares!

Obviously alot of people because we're arguing about it

[[[[Electric boogie Dink]]]

Aw, Dukie, you're awesome, you really are sweet,
To claim right at the beginning of your rap I can't be beat.
But I dunno, that was pretty fecking cool
I'm starting to be glad I named a duckie after you.

P.S. you guys are !!overly amused!! by this.

WC, Kory, Dukie and 2 more!
Ok here goes a contest we search 2 other member who can rap good and bring out a little D-mod where we rap!

Dukie, WC! Come hither!
*plotplotplotwhisperwhisper* I say you kick Kory out of the group and take me instead...

HEY!! I made this band!

Yeah, Alli, Dukie, and Me, what should be call ourselves? How about 'The Dirty Threesome'? Sex sells.

no no...Kory and Dukie!

No, I think it's settled, now... Me, WC, and Dukie. The Dirty Threesome.

World tour next year!

Don't be mad! I am the only breakdancer on DN!

Yeah, I think I'd break my funny bone from laughing so hard.