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WWDD I

A man arrives home to find the door to his home gone. Hurrying inside, he is astonished to find everything gone. Everything! There are no pictures on the wall, no furniture, no food, no clothing. Everything is gone. As he steps further into his home, he discovers that the floor is sticky. While there does not appear to be anything on the floor, and there are no visible traces of “stickiness”, he finds that his feet are sticking to the wood planks while he walks.

Venturing further, he enters the bathroom. All the usual bathroom accessories are missing, including his favorite towel! The sink has been ripped from the wall, but the tub remains… but it is half-filled with a thick gooey substance that seems to bubble and burp. In the place of the toilet is a hole the goes to… well it doesn’t matter.

The bedroom is bare, but written on the wall in goats’ blood (what else!) are the words “gone to the market BRB”. Strange, as the man lives alone, and did not have a goat. The closet door is missing and there appears to be a large hole in the floor. Deep within the hole he can see a very faint light.

Moving more quickly now, the man goes to his home office, hoping his PC has been spared. The office too is empty, except for a wire that seems to rise from the floor and go through the ceiling. The wire is red and glows sporadically. The windows are gone and he can feel the wind ripping through the room.

Near the rear entrance of the house he finds a dead cat and a red disk with word “eject” on it. Strange, he thought, I do not have a cat.

What would Dink Do?

PureEvil has released 1 file

TitleCategoryAvgUpdated
Damnation Midi PackDevelopment, MusicFair 6.8January 16th, 2002

PureEvil has written 18 reviews

TitleFileTypeScoreDate
An Alternative Hero Dmod That Does Two Things Really Well Cycles of EvilFeaturedExceptional 9.3September 30th, 2002
Counterstrike is an Alternate Hero Type Game That Takes Advantage of the Dink Engine And R... Counter Strike CTFFeaturedFair 6.0August 14th, 2002
While This Certainly Isn't a Great Dmod Legend of the Pillbug (The)NormalTolerable 4.0August 13th, 2002
I'm Very Surprised New Shores : The MaoriFeaturedGood 8.4July 29th, 2002
Another Dmod That has Been Produced in Three Days (the Creeping Sands Being the Other) Knight's Tale (A)NormalGood 8.4July 29th, 2002
I Really Enjoyed This DOEMNormalGood 7.5July 27th, 2002
This Dmod is Well Done Cloud CastleNormalGood 8.5July 17th, 2002
This Dmod has What I Consider To Be a Nearly Perfect Balance of Difficulty Creeping Sands (The)NormalExceptional 9.5June 18th, 2002
Lots of Open Space in This One Milderr!! 2: The Adventure in FinlandNormalGood 7.0May 1st, 2002
Lacks a Cohesive Plot Secret of ParizayaNormalFair 6.5May 1st, 2002
Cool Follow-Up To Fiat Dinky Dimensions 2: End of TimeNormalGood 8.9May 1st, 2002
This is the Best Quest Out There Quest for Dorinthia (The)NormalExceptional 9.0February 13th, 2002
A Sequal That Lived Up To the Hype And Than Some Quest for Dorinthia 2: The Island RevengeNormalExceptional 9.3February 13th, 2002
Wow Back from the GraveNormalGood 8.5January 20th, 2002
Great Dmod Dinky Dimensions 1: FIATFeaturedExceptional 9.8January 13th, 2002
One of My Favorites Isle of Croth (The)NormalExceptional 9.0December 6th, 2001
Can You Say "Better Than the Original" Prophecy of the AncientsNormalExceptional 9.8December 6th, 2001
I Actually Found the Secret By Doing What the Guy Said True of LifeNormalFair 5.0December 5th, 2001