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Ok I need adive on how to get this girl to like me

I am:
1.twice her size
2.not a skater (like her)
3.not a democrat (like her)
4.not in to skater music (like here)
5.Have an inmature sense of humour (unlike her)

and the big 6: She is freaking IN LOVE with her boyfriend

I am usually a semi-happy person, but I need advice cause this is making me feel like garbage.

Please help

Learn some awesome card shuffling tricks and the like, and perform them whilst casually talking to her.
Then prepare to get your ass kicked.

i know something that'll amaze her, first get a deck of cards, cut the deck so that you have 26 cards, discreetly look at the bottom card, remember it. next have them pick a card, put it on the top after they see it and memorize it. look them in the eye and put the top half of the deck on the bottom, their card will be under the bottom card. look through the deck, until you find the bottom card. as i've said before, the card they picked will be under the 'bottom' card, get rid of four cards, putting their card on the bottom of the deck, cut the deck and ask them to choose a deck, if they choose the one with the card in it, have them put it in between their index finger and their middle finger, tell them to hold on not too tightly, but tight enough that when you hit the deck, (you have to slap the cards to 'reveal' their card) the bottom card stays. the reason for cutting the deck in the first place is so you don't have a big mess to clean up.

If you want to amaze a girl with a deck of cards, learn Xtreme Card Manipulation, people are amazed by it, I know because I do it all the time in the street. My ex-girlfriend thought it was amazing too and it always gets peoples attention when they see you doing crazy cuts and card fans randomly.
Anyway, I wouldn't rely on a deck of cards to make a girl like you lol.

Forget her. She has a boyfriend. Find someone else.

You're probably deluded enough to think there is something special about her. There isn't. It's your hormones.

Welcome to puberty.

Let her go. Women mean bad luck.

heres an idea that i thought of trying.... ok first find a candy thats called "kiss" then ask her: "wanna kiss?" she will think your asking to kiss her, then if she says yes, go for it, if she ays no, hold out the "kiss" and say are you sure? try it!

If you truly like her, you could always get help from TDN random quotes. Good example is "i'm sexier now than when i had hair." - SuperWolfman

Ignore some of the lame ideas first of all. If you don't match at all maybe it's best if she already got a boyfriend... You wouldn't always want to pretend you're something that you aren't.

Listen to Someone.

"Let her go. Women mean bad luck." - Skull

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I tend to disagree for obvious reasons

Try to befriend her by simply talking to her, maybe you'll soon find out she's not as cool as you thought.

If she is, and she doesn't mind you hanging around as well, keep being her friend. Try to find something you both like and propose to do that thing once. It doens't matter if there are other friends of her (or you) as well, it is about spending time together. You may show her signs of interest, like saying she looks nice etc, but don't overdo it. Keep it sweet and simple.
Eventually she will break up with her boyfriend (for that is what usually happens) and you'll be there to pick up the pieces. And since you've been such a good friend to her, you'll both live happily ever after together!

There's only one downside: if she doesn't break up with him, you'll will probably just be wasting time. So keep your eyes open in the meantime! Anyway you might obtain a good friend

Good luck!

Skater girls aren't as cool as you'd think they are. Just tell her to get a sex change and get over herself.

Joycielaanie, not all women mean bad luck. Only those you wanna start dating with.

And especially those don't mean bad luck who are Dinkers.

wow glenn, that was the rudest comment i've ever heard today! (and i've heard vulgar and degrading remarks about my glasses!)

Just show her, ummm, your' wood - if it's twice her size....

Just show her, ummm, your' wood - if it's twice her size....

Win reply is win.

puberty was probably one of my best moments of life, so much that i want to go back lol im loser i die

Finally Godley kills himself in the form of a ghost!

Girls are like sitting on a Rattlesnake. Sooner or Later she'll bite you in the ass, its just a matter of whether or not that bite hurts.

Maybe it is just my puberty, but for one thing I could get someone better looking than her, and the other thing is she was the first girl I ever really liked, but she has always had boyfriends, its just...UGH. Oh and Im not scared of her boyfirend, I have twice the size and strenth and could drop him in a second. Maybe I should just forget it, but im finding that hard to do.

I say! the first is always the hardest.

Thanks, but school is out for me in like two more days. But really thanks

Just so everyone know I will be using this account from now on (TacoVendor is my old acount)

But, Taco, you cannot have 2 accounts at TDN!! I learned that the hard way.

One of the reasons for not having two accounts was being able to vote multiple times in the Download of the Month/Year awards.. but that reason has disappeared now.

Also it was not to be able to review your D-Mods many times.

opps, how can i get rid of the other one

"heres an idea that i thought of trying.... ok first find a candy thats called "kiss" then ask her: "wanna kiss?" she will think your asking to kiss her, then if she says yes, go for it, if she ays no, hold out the "kiss" and say are you sure? try it!"

Lol, I thought about that back in like 2nd grade

The best way to get rid of the other account just ask staff to remove it. The other solution is to never EVER again to use the other account.

didn't zeddexx have the 'kiss' idea? *looks back* he did!
and btw, i have three (or four) accounts, but i forgot the passwords.

Kris, he used quote marks, meaning he was quoting the idea first so we know who he was replying to. Obviously he can't use Italics yet is all.

Tip: If quoting, type < i > (no spaces) to start italics text, with /i to close the italics when you're talking yourself.

*a sheepish look comes across his face* lol, my bad

you better

Ah, what a sad, twisted tale about love that wasn't meant to be *wpis away tear*

Well, he didnt log in ever since, so that means a happy ending, no?

Doodler, you really are a sad, sad person.

No, he probably just went to worship for a while, then commited suicide. He even asked our favourite gun so he could know how to kill himself...
Skull, I can't help it, this is so sad! *hugs skull*

Nooo.

They both work 8 hours a day.
Sleep 8 hours
And have sex 8 hours.

No time for Dink Network.

This reminds me of 2 years back when my best friend had a crush on a girl in our class ( I won't deny it. she was very good-looking) I used to tease him because I doubt that she addressed 6 sentences to him altogether. He took all the dam jokes good-naturedly, and even made jokes about it.
he was bitterly disappointed when she didn't return after the summer holidays when we went into 8th grade. I still wonder where she went.
A few days back, when we were studying history together, I mentioned an Indian poem called Mahabharata. This got us into a laughing fit because here name was Maha. *sigh* oh memories.

Not the necromancer I was hoping for

@DD

...Worst...Story...Ever. XD

First, at what age you begin school in Pakistan, Doodler? Cause if you're only 12, how come you're already on the eighth grade?

Second, in Finnish, "maha" means belly.

12-13 is grade eight in Australia.

13-14 for me^.

13/14/15 for me. Well...16-17 for this one kid >_>

im 12 in 9th . i sTarted school saMe age as you but i skipped two years. excuse my punctuation im using a psp. @ ipd it was meant to be horrible.

AUSTRALIA!! Wooooooo!

Were sorry Australia is not a number please try again.

In here, normally eighth graders are 14/15-year olds. If born late in the year, then 13 in some cases. We also seem to start school later than in most places, which means we have more free time before having to deal with responsibilities! In your face, other-than-Finnish-human-beings!!

Yea, first off, be friends with her because you guys obviously have some pretty big factors that will throw off a relationship eventually. Also SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. Don't even try unless you want her to hate you. You might as well just stark saying hi, and greeting her until you guys have some solid conversations, try not to be stupid about this.

Uh... he asked that 2 years ago.

Uh... and it's your fault he replied cause you necroed this thread in the first place.

Thank you

Skull wins.

The thread probably deserves to be closed here, but I'm going to leave it open, for some reason.

I don't look at the dates, I just click and comment if it's towards the top on the front page.

To any other desparados:
Wait until a night she is out, then hire a friend of yours to hold a gun to her face. When he does, heroically appear and knock the gun out of your friend's hand. This will work when all else fails. Heheh this is so funny.

Yea, but when the girl finds out about that plan, which eventually she will, you'll be dead...

Trust me. Been there done that. I got the girl, result: Heartbreak that lasted half a year and I had to skip town. Just ignore those hormones and find some good porn to take it out on.

Well, if she finds out, don't tell her I suggested this, or I'll deny it. I'll be like, "Wha-? I didn't tell him anything."
And darksign13, I'm sorry for your hearbreak.

I was suppressed every one agreed on card shuffling I prefer knife play.

Well, aside from the fact that this information is right here in a publicly viewable forum.

you're the exact opposite and wanna take her away?

interesting. its 10 years later, how did it go and do you still sell tacos? because i'd like to place an order of 10 extra deluxe premium super the originals.

Aaargh! Twice her size, that's twice the stretch!

Well maybe you need to you use a little science about that.

Try spraying female-attracting pheromone perfume on your body, (if such thing like that exists). Sometimes, it's quite strange how one sense, which is smelling, can act as a stimuli of attraction. It is one of the components of the girl-magnet formula.