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And tell me what you would like for Xmas!

Ignore that stiff lump. That's just a piece of coal in the pants.

Gee Santa... My mother told me to "Run" from jolly ol men who had who had "stiff lumps" in their pants, something about them being pre-vertical pedal-files, or some such thing. Besides, this isn't Thursday, and I'm not wearing Passionate Pink...Now if Mrs. Claus would like to sit in my lap....well thats another story!

Do... do I have to? Again?

You people crack me up.

I usually just like games for Christmas, or other stuff that appeals to my interests (drawing, music...).

Say, Santal, you haven't told us what you'd like!

since i got an 80gb ipod for my birthday... all i really want is a FREAKIN TV! it sucks having all the stuff that goes with a tv, but not actually having a tv. well, i used to have a tv but it smashed, so now my STB PS, PS2, VCR and antenna are just sitting there

By the lump of coal he admits to having, I would say Santa wants something Mrs. Claus isn't giving him. Either that or he has a thing for that cute little blond elf with the green tights.

< i used to have a tv but it smashed, >

See what happens when you drink and get carried away with interactive programming? Tried to tell you it was only a game, and not to use a real hammer.

"i used to have a tv but it smashed"

What did it do, smash itself?

Yes well, knowning Danny, he smashed it himself using a real human skull.
Oops, I'm gonna pay for that remark.

Ooooh! Santa Tal!! *jumps in his lap*

I want a new computer and a new car and a whole
new wardrobe and a new computer chair and some
jellybeans and a nintendo wii and a bunch of
games for it and also some chocolate and a
dishwasher and....

By the time Carrie gets off of Santa's lap, that lump of coal had better turn into a diamond, cause poor ol Santa is going to need some serious cash flow to fulfill those wishes.

I've been pretty bad. I guess all I get is Tal's stiff lump of coal *sigh*

But if Santa were feeling forgiving this year, I wouldn't mind a Farscape season 1 box set...

Well, I wouldn't mind the Doctor Who Series 1, 2, and 3 DVDs. Also, a basketball, a guitar, an electronic drum kit, a new computer, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Pfft, I wish...

err... it wouldn't turn on so i gave my tv a whack and it turned on. sometimes it took 3 or 4 whacks

Will you not be satisfied until you've spammed your site in every single thread here?

Come to www.superhappyfunviruses.com for non-boring stuff!1

My only wish for christmas is for all spambots to explode, now. And other types of spammers.

ARRRRR! *screams in agony* MY CHEST IS EXPLODING! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

CURSE YOU DAVINCE!! THE SPAMMERS SHALL RISE AGAIN!!

wait, it aint christmas yet. woohoo i'm safe!

Oooh. I used to have a tv like that. Suddenly the
screen would get smaller and smaller until it was
just a horizintal line and I'd whack it on the
side and it would pop back to full screen.
After a while though it wouldn't work at all and
I had to throw it away.
But then my daddy bought me a new tv and it's the
most awesomest ever!

unfortunately for my b-day in july i got a ipod video 80gb worth AUS $470-480 (australian money) and now i don't think i am going to get a tv for chrstmas since they spent lots of money already :'(

Sounds to me like you're a spoiled brat.

Hey, you're the one claiming to be a spammer. You know that's a bad thing, right?

** "Sounds to me like you're a spoiled brat." **

Hmmmm! Aren't spoiled brats the ones who always get everything they want, then complain they DON'T have enough? Not sure..maybe I'd better check Wikipedia.

i can live without a tv in my room. i just watch it in another room of the house

...I also want a ceramic curling iron and an
electric razor and an ipod and some more chocolate
and MORE jellybeans and also a scooter and some
roller blades and a fluffy pink boa and ...

I WANT CHRISPY'S CAKE!

It was only a picture of a cake and I doubt pixels
taste very good.

I WANT CAKE!

I want a chrispy cake.

...Oh wait. We still have cake in the fridge. Be right back!

That is difficult, as you want something that never existed. If wants were wishes, life would be easy. Unfortunately, it's hard.

WHERE IS YOUR CAKE

(I haven't said this in a while...)

Up your bum, around the corner, all the way to California!

How should Santa Tal be punished for not fulfilling the wishes?

He shouldn't, because he only asked us a question. He never said he'd fulfill them.

Me:My mommy told me if I sit real hard on santas lump of coal that he would scream with joy so hear I come... (THUMP!!)

Santa Tal: HOHOHo(ly crap I'll feal that tomorow) ,in a high pitched voice While twitching the hole time, What would you like little boy

Me:I would like a dog with this name to match my song...

Sargent's 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Sargent gave to me
A dozen Sargent kisses, And I forgot all about the other eleven days.

Did you bother to type ALL of this?

Ctrl+c could be man's best friend...

Again, he had to delete/copy every line using Ctrl.

i would rather write it out, copying and pasting is very annoying and i get sick of going backwards-and-forwards copying one thing, pasting it somewhere else, then copying something else

You'd hurt your fingers if you tried to type this all.

Actualy I did type it all based off a song I made 2 years ago for christmas for my sister I got her a dog and named it sargent she calls him sarg though. And actualy no it did'nt hert my fingers at all becouse I would like to be a computer/game programer and that would take alot of typeing and also I type more then that on a dayly basis working on my d-mod.

typing hurts fingers??? WTF??? I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO STUPID IN MY LIFE!! (well actually i have, but it is just an 'expression')

That's stupid? Some people like to hammer on their keyboards. Others have some sort of condition on their fingers. Others type much while they already have RSI. And some people type a lot really quickly.

In other words, it's less stupid than you think.

I have thought about what I'd like for christmas, and came with these two:

Super Mario Galaxy (I don't have a Wii, but that's way expensive a gift to give anyway.)
Peggle! Awesome game. Worth the buy.

hmm... appears that i may be able to obtain some kind of crack for it

You don't need crack to play the game, lolol.

They're pretty cool developers who deserve some of my money. I don't like warez much, anyway.