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March 12th 2006, 12:31 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Found an ad for this right here on The Dink Network, and I thought everyone should know about it.

THE TESLA PURPLE ENERGY SHIELD™

"Tesla understood that the cosmic symphony is resonance. Nothing exists in the Universe that does not have harmonic vibration. In realizing this Tesla influenced the production of personal oscillators that vibrate in tune with "the luminiferous ether.""

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"Aside from delivering vast quantities of new life force energy to the human body... it brings illumination to the mind and tranquillity to the soul."

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"The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ outer shell is made of aluminium, which is first anodised (electrolytic oxidation) and then colored. The spin of the atoms and electrons of the aluminium is thus changed in such a way, that The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is said to vibrate in resonance with the fundamental energy (Chi, Prana, Orgon) of the universe."

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"And so, the use of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ will eventually raise your frequency rate of angstrom units per second."

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"The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is available at the special introductory price of $89.95 which represents a 50% discount from the regular price of $179.95."

Hmm... I wonder if this also uses Time Cube technology?
March 12th 2006, 02:16 PM
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cypry
Peasant He/Him Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Are you trying to convince us to buy something?
March 12th 2006, 02:27 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
No... I just found it absurdly ridiculous, and wanted to share.
March 12th 2006, 06:46 PM
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My, my, my... better start saving hey?! (*loses eyes in the back of head due to stupendously exaggerated rolling of the eyes*). Made me laugh though... oh to be in harmony with the universe!
March 13th 2006, 11:22 AM
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A vibrator that never runs out of batteries, yay.
March 13th 2006, 01:19 PM
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I don't know if I should believe that stuff or not - but I think more like not. The text's language somehow tells me that. Often, text written in many colours is that... I kind of understood it... by studying a bit... however, when you understand it - this is the point where I might say LOL - it is rather funny.
March 13th 2006, 05:41 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
One would think that at that high a frequency it would either become painful (unlikely, depends on the amplitude), or that you wouldn't be able to see any vibration at all, except for some funky colour patterns.
March 13th 2006, 07:11 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
I wonder what Tesla would say about that.*shakes head* Tsk,tsk.
March 14th 2006, 02:15 PM
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cypry
Peasant He/Him Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
IIRC, Tesla was initially involved in the Philadelphya project, but he retired. Has this article any connection with that(I didn't read it)?
March 14th 2006, 03:33 PM
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Gonna get me two of 'em
March 15th 2006, 09:52 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Ha. Ha. Ha.
March 15th 2006, 03:48 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Does this stuff really help? Its says its good for a persons soul, but isn't a religion who doesn't belive that each person have a soul or something?
March 16th 2006, 06:16 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
If it can't make me immortal then it's not worth my time.
March 16th 2006, 06:33 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
He's a terrorist, watch the subliminal messages:

"The most imporatnt invention in human history."

"The FDA agents would kick down doors with leather boots and terrify innocent doctors or medical equipment inventors with machine guns who only wanted to cure people."
March 16th 2006, 09:47 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
I had a discussion with a friend regarding building up an immunity to things that you've been exposed to for a long time. Could you build up an immunity to bullets?
March 17th 2006, 01:28 PM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I'm afraid someone's going to test this...