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If anyone can help with a certain task by giving ideas about how to get a girl to break up with her boyfriend for "a friend" of mine, would be quite helpful if anyone except Pun[JK/pun]or Ms.Dink and/or any women on here that aren't feminists or are going to tell me off or something worse.

P.S. Is wenches a bad term to use when referring to women even if it's as a slight joke/pun topic name?

It used to mean a prostitute, so it's kind of a derogatory term. Besides that I'm not helping you with this.

It would explain why those kinds of women were mainly called it, and the bar waitresses which I don't get...Might I ask why you can't help.

Dack, I want you to level with me: Are you an alien?

I'll state this, Dack. Getting a couple to break up so that a 'friend' of yours can have her is absolutely ducking retarded.

True love or not, you never, EVER, interfere with another person's love life, UNLESS one of the partners in that relationship is abusive in some way. Manipulating a person into 'loving' another is a form of abuse, which is what this 'friend' is trying to do. By using you as a proxy, he is attempting, rather futilely, to split two people.

And that's bad.

msdinky isnt a feminist noway hosey i just think if someones taken u back off - aint worth losing a friend over

Bet its over in a few months anyways - puppie love is so harsh hehehe

Is the guy's name Dennis? Cause if it is, their relationship is doomed from the get-go.

I don't quite see how it be abuse, but I can try later to get her......for my friend of course.

P.s. I am not an alien unless you count immigrants, but I have yet to move where you live to kick your @$$.

Okay, imagine for a moment that you have the most wonderful woman as your mate, she is everything you could hope for and she is loyal. Then, suddenly, some donkey comes by and breaks you two apart so that a sleazeball can get his grubby hands on her.

In this scenario, you would be the donkey.

So I'm a sleazeball? Also what if I can prove I'm better?

If this requires explanation, you've got no business being in a relationship.

So because I'm not educated I can't mate or let alone get one....That seems a little unfair I'm smarter than most people in my classes and they have girl friends and can at least talk to said "crush".

Also where did the term "crush" come from, I have yet a desire to crush the person I like, maybe those who get in my way, but...

I'm assuming the word "crush" -when used to identify puppy love- is called that because of the inevitable heartbreak that leaves nothing but a smoldering wreck of crushed emotions behind.

But I could be wrong.

Dack, when he said 'if this requires explanation...', he was stating that if you need to have the concept of not stealing another person's girlfriend explained to you, then you have no right to even be dating, mainly because you are not worthy for that girl.

"you are not worthy for that* girl"
*you are not worthy for any girl

Fixed that for you.

This works for any problem you encounter, including when the police come and arrest you for following this advice in the first place.

And this... except for the police bit

At your age, don't worry about it either way. Don't be afraid to engage with people you like, whether or not you're attracted to them or if they're "attached" or not.

Well I'd still like to get with her, but my main problem is getting nervous when I try to talk with and sometimes near her, so if anyone has advice or other ways for that part it would be appreciated.

First, you must weaken her. Headbutting works well if you're much taller than her; reaching her head with your butt will be difficult otherwise. After she is weakened, you must throw your pokeballs at her. This is how you capture women.

Be sure to give her love in between sending her out of her ball to fight other women, too. She'll teach you and you'll teach her (not to mess with you, or back in the ball). It's amazing what you can learn from Pokemon.

Well that is going to be hard to follow advice since they don't sell pokeballs where I live.

I recommend poisoning her, personally. You could also throw rocks at her until she's weakened. If you cant get pokeballs, try using a Woolworths shopping bag.

Try not to miss or this will happen.

Scratcher, that is the best relationship advice I have ever heard.

@schnapper, I think that would help Rob more, but I might try to show her the video, also she acts more like a cat than a kangaroo, also the second video's flaw was it wasn't a shopping bag.