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Do you know that part huxley says are people are now made in labs THAT SHOULD BE THE WAY THAT PEOPLE ARE MADE i recon the world would outlaw s## it would make a safer place no diseases and s## is disgutsing that why im never doing it.

Who else agrees with me the world should move to making people in labs instead of having s##.

You won't be saying that after you've had sex.

Kinda tough without a body - just saying
(any one that starts with head jokes will feel my wrath!)

Nah im never going to have s## you get diseases from it just stay a virgin for the rest of your life.

I still have my tongue. And all those wonderful rabbits as my friends.

You get diseases? Dangit!
That happens only if you have multiple sex partners.

just stay a virgin for the rest of your life.

I also hope you don't breed Pred Its for the best you know

Cutting off the best in life...? Oh man.

WHAT!? how are disease the best part of life.

Uh, well, not the diseases... thats for sure.

Do you jerk off?

Why are you asking that.

Sex is pretty good, so long as you're discriminate. Sex doesn't cause diseases, indiscrimination does. Anyhow, if your' only experience with sex is porn, then I understand why you believe sex is disgusting - most porn is; just done in poor taste.

Condoms. Disease free since `93. At least for me. :b

No children then?
No children can be for better or for worse, but no marriage?
How do atheists marry anyway? I mean, religious people have their marriages like, in Islam, nikah, in Christianity, vows ("I do", that is. ). Do they just move in together?

They sign papers like everyone else.

They register their marriages.And also host parties!

Here's my opinion:
I've never had sex, only my 'right hand man', so to speak. I'm currently seventeen, and straying from sex until I either have a stable relationship with a girl I can trust and be trusted by. If it does come down to sex, I will be cautious. If she has slept with another man before, then I'll have her tested. If she has a disease and it's not curable by that time, then we'll stick to making an orphan or two happy. If she has not venereal diseases, then I will do the tango with her. Now, everything that I've heard about sex is that it's one of the best things in your life, and the first few times will be awkward because of inexperience, but I plan on being careful later in life. Now, Pred. If you plan on having your genetics passed on through humanity, it will have to be done the natural, no-money-paid-on-procreation way. Otherwise you're not getting lucky and your child will forever be scarred by the fact that he was a test-tube baby when he could have been natural birth.
(Also, a note from my mother's point of view she shared when being asked: 'There is no greater joy in life than knowing there is life growing within you.' How could you deny your potential wife that joy?!)

Kris, I think that's a very positive and mature attitude towards having sex for the first time I think having your girlfriend tested might be a little overboard though, if you use the right protection. I mean, let's face it, there's a good chance you won't be their first if you go for a girl your own age. That doesn't mean she's a slut or has had unsafe intercourse with other men though. I think when the times comes and you're ready, you'll feel whether you really need that information or not

Unless of course you are against using any form of protection and want to get right to the part about the babies, then yes, both of you should get tested xD And also look at the whole family tree to see if there's a serious birth deficiency running in the family. Then you can make your decision from there, together

Well, I guess getting her tested would be a bit of a leap, so I guess I need a bit more experience with dating.

It's just that if you handle it the wrong way (read: not subtle enough), she might interpret your request for testing as you not trusting her

I advise not opening with "I'm a Therian, and you should count your blessings that I'm willing to be seen with someone like you."

No, that little bit will come within two or three weeks, depending on how much I could trust her. Love is won first, trust is won second. I have had many crushes before, but the things that have happened to me in my younger life keep me from automatically trusting a person, and for good reason. Sure, when that little part comes there are two paths that will have to be decided upon. The 'You didn't trust me before?' and the 'I'm glad you could trust me with this.' paths. With the first one I will explain why I have trouble trusting people, and how telling her would be me finally putting both my trust and my loyalty in her hands. If it is the latter, then things will go more smoothly.

@KrisNox

artifical breeding is the way of the future eventually all humans will do it.

And stay a virgin for the rest of your life its cooler and better.

"stay a virgin for the rest of your life its cooler"

Now that's a sentence you don't hear every day!

Not true, iplaydink.

My mother tells me that every day.

Haha

Hey, Punisher, how old are you anyway?

Okay, I'll do a little scenario that could happen, and this is completely my opinion.
So humankind decides test-tube babies are the wave of the future. Hey, why not rid of all potentially life-ruining things, such as a deformity. Yay, good things are happening. Hey, this kid here doesn't look pretty. We have the technology, so let's make him pretty. Yay, no ugly people. Hey, this kid's kind of different from the others, nobody likes kids who have this specific trait. Let's get rid of it. okay, now everyone's starting to look the same. F*** it, let's make them all look the same...
This is a theme used in some very good books that I've read. Everyone not born equal, but made equal. Now, since everyone looks the same, and nobody sees anything different. But the world is different, so let's change that...
Basically, and this is a theological view, something you do not like, we as human beings would be trying to change the world to what our view is. Inevitably, the very thing that makes us Human will be gone. Maybe it's our collective souls, maybe it's just because of our various differences. Maybe, just maybe, what makes us Human is that difference. Equality, but as a person among many different people, not equality through sameness. This is, of course, one of many different paths that could be taken in the hypothetical highway of life. Inevitably, in this reality or another, this path will be taken. Things that may have been good could lead to disaster, or potential utopia.
In Greek, Utopia means directly 'No place', or simplified, it can't exist.
The reason why there are so many differences in the world is because if all the things were same, there could be no chaos. Chaos, in one on the many thoughts that crash around in my fractured psyche, is what makes the universe, order is subjective and therefore impossible in the long term. Inevitably, everything and all patterns will lead to chaos.
*grins* It's fun to be crazy, because you can wrap you mind around things that would otherwise be inconceivable. But, yeah. This is my opinion, you can take it as you will. I am not trying to force you to see my way, as per our truce, so as long as it's opinion, you can take it or leave it.

Even if we had complete control over the way our children turn out like, I don't think that would ever happen; different people simply find very different traits and appearances desirable.

I dont expect human to be perfect BUT is they have something exetremely worng then maybe its not good to live life i have a weakness and i dont like life and neither would them i know how it feels to be an outcast.

And Kris artifical breeding is the way of the future s## is the way of the past.

Ill tell you this you will always be a virgin ALWAYS!

Im 17 years old Iplaydink

You are not 17.

You are so not 17.

Catch 22: religious girls are less slutty.

You fools are just jealous because im almost an adult and your still in your nappies.

But he hates religion, therefore he has no alternative BUT to catch a disease from a slutty non-religious girl. Pred, just adopt an orphan and get over it!

You need to get over the fact that se# is the way of the past not the future.

Pred, have you had sex yet? Or had fun with your right hand man for that matter? How old are you?

I said im 17 and im a virgin

IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS!

That's why it's a catch 22, Kris XD

Predator, when humans invented the wheel and later, the car, people presumed walking was a thing of the past. Thousands of years later, people are walking more then ever before.

The costs of artificial conception would be immense, the success rate inferior. Simply, the human is one of the most efficient machines ever created - pieces of metal will not rival the wonders of the womb.

But se# is disguiting.its not cool

Who else is staying a virgin for the rest of your life.

You think it's disgusting because porn is your only experience with sex. Porn isn't cool, nor is it an accurate depiction of sex.

@Schnnaper How do you know NEITHER OF IT IS COOL.

I bet everbody on this site is a virgin like me.

As of November 16, I will be seventeen. As of age 21, I will go out to a bar with my older brother, Dan, and get blitzed. Somewhere in between 20 and thirty, I will get married and give to my future wife something that no other person can have. My virginity. If she's lain with another person, then it doesn't matter. As long as I would love that woman. You aren't looking at the beauty that is conception and...
Waaait... I bet you saw the 'miracle of life' video! I bet you saw it in high school (Or your version of High School) and ran into the hallway and vomited all over the floor! Oh, man. For a second there, I thought you were actually crazy. Listen, there's nothing wrong with procreation. Not even if the thought of birth sends your stomach into gurgles and waves. You will meet a woman and fall in love with her, and even if you stay a virgin for many years, you will eventually take that love into a place where two become one.
So, yeah. Stop she doging about sex, you'll like it.

HAHAHAHAHAH! your funny

*looks confused* I'm not joking. Here, take a peek for yourself.

I'm 17 and I'm not a virgin.

What has the prison warden allowed you to use the computer.

No prison warden. Though, the voices often tell me to do things. I ignore them, especially the one who calls himself 'conscience'.

What things what the hell are you talking about?

Well, a few told me to stab kittens. I ignored that because kittens are cute. Some told me to make molotovs and throw them into a full playground. I ignored that one too. I also ignored 'conscience' when it told me not to do something.

You will meet a woman and fall in love with her, and even if you stay a virgin for many years, you will eventually take that love into a place where two become one.
So, yeah. Stop she doging about sex, you'll like it.

I cant stop laughing at that post what makes you think in your retarded brain that that would happen.

NSFW!!

Oh, so you'd rather I say that you are incapable of getting even the sluttiest, neediest girl who would suck even the filthiest street bum for free?
Would you like me to say, 'Gee pred, you suck at life so badly that you couldn't get a girl even if your life depended on it?' Or 'Pred, not even my whore of an ex-sister in law would date you!'
Would you like that? I'm saying that you will find a woman, not a sex-bot or a homosexual man, but a nice, pretty girl with whom you will procreate. I am giving you a compliment.

Love is for losers.

Yes i am

Yet you are a loveless loser?

Your the loser not me

Let's all just agree that Predator couldn't get a date if he tried (Not that he cares).

You condnt either.

Sex is good. It helps you to power up.

<Tanks for telling SimonK>

If you keep your virginity after marriage, what's the difference between marriage and friendship?
Religion does say that sex before marriage is wrong (unless you marry that person later) but for your whole life?

because if u don't consummate your marriage the sod can get away It becomes null and void (kinda like your sex life mauahahaha)

Listen Doodler you are always going to stay a virgin get over it.

And who cares about religion NOBODY.

And i say s## is for dirty stone age people.

I look at the title of the movie: Demolition Man.
I look at the concept: Don't have sex.
I LOL, I LOL. I ROFLMAO.
Get over it? You thought it was cool. LOL.
Without sex, humans would have been extinct. Don't you know? Biology class, remember?

Who would marry you. you spend all if your time on the computer.

All if my time?
Your case is that of 'Sour Grapes.' No one wants to date you, so you say you don't want to.

Havent you heard of artifical breeding.

that would be a million times better then s##

Artificial breeding isn't natural, darling. That's not a real child, it's a clone! It's a clone!

f#ck nature artifical is 10x better.

Weird guy. Nature is sweet.
OK, darling, I'll get you artificial flowers from now on.

Nature is lame just like you.

I don't blame you for thinking so after watching men pretend fight in their undies.
I don't blame you for not wanting to have sex either. Who would, after Talporn?

tal.... what is that?

You don't know?
You don't belong here then!
As Skull sang, "He is not one of us!"

Delusional little kid.

listen s## is not good ask anyone its disgusting the people that have s## are weak people.

How am I delusional, darling? I certainly know a good bit more than you do.
But why go out of my way to get into a scuffle with an old slut? I'd rather not.
So, yeah. The idea of people made in labs is a terrible one, and thus, it's better to have sex to reproduce.

How about just stay virgin for the rest of your life

And make humans extinct?
That's just the thing I wanted to ask, so I'm off, dude Wuv ya guys, I'm going on vacation next week

I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.

Virgins are hardly stronger: ouch!

Wow. That was quite a read.

I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.

Broke up with that dame of yours?

This is rapidly becoming funnier than MAD.

Maybe they broke up because she wanted sex and pred just finds that way too disgusting.

Broke up with WHO! i never had a girlfriend and i dont need one.

Why not? You content with your hand?

What!?

Answer me NOW!

Or what?

I find myself losing any and all respect for you as a human being. I mean, seriously! What man doesn't dream of having sex?

The ones having it, generally.

True, very true.
But what 'SANE' man who has never had sex before would not desire it?

Plenty
-Brock lesnar
-Triple H
-Stone cold
-Edge
-John Cena (i know hes an a##hole but he isnt insane)
-Me
-Cm punk
-Chris Jericho

Have you discussed this at length with said people? Or even know said people except from tabloids/TV/Internet forums dedicated to them?

I find myself losing any and all respect for you as a human being. I mean, seriously! What man doesn't dream of having sex?

Autistic people like myself.YEAH I ADMIT im autistic now you know how hard my life is thats why i want cause you religous people pain you say stuff like GOD made us and all of this bullcrap.

Autistic people like my self seem to be "cleaner" then most people.

Poor little fuzzy.
You content with your hand?
Rofl!

Now, that's not a legitimate excuse for your idiocy, Preddy. Are you also a Eunuch?

I want to beat you so bad that that you will regret for speaking to me like that.

Im going to kill you and DD if you keep talking to me like that.

Ok.

Gonna lock this soon if people don't cool it...

EDIT: Well, if things escalate much further.

"Im going to kill you and DD if you keep talking to me like that."
Like what?
I'm sooooooooo scared. He's at the other end of the world with an internet connection! Aaaah!

YEAH I ADMIT im autistic now you know how hard my life is

Now that is very interesting. Thank you for telling us that. I'm sure it explains a lot about what's been going on around here. But I don't know that much about autism, and I'd bet most of the others here don't either, so I don't really know how it makes your life hard. If you tell us more about it, maybe people will give you some sympathy or at least some space. It might give them more ammunition to flame you with though, so you might not want to.

I don't believe you have autism, Predator. You just have an interest in certain subjects. I very rarely believe in these certain syndromes, such as autism, even if it has been diagnosed on you. I just think all people act and think differently. I am diagnosed with asperger and I think that's total bullcrap. I merely show very little signs of being a similar human being than those who have it, and I don't even believe in the syndrome's existence. So yeah, I doubt you have autism. Of course, I could be wrong.

Judging by this thread, the only people with autism are DinkDoodler and Skorn, cause they're apparently so lonely they would rather reply to a person they don't get along with and constantly pick on him, rather than ignore him.

Judging by this thread, the only people with autism are DinkDoodler and Skorn, cause they're apparently so lonely they would rather reply to a person they don't get along with and constantly pick on him, rather than ignore him.

Asperger's right there!

Autism spans a spectrum, of which Aspergers is a part. So it's not a black-and-white issue, it's a gradient.

Also:
I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.

Either way you're still losing, and you're still not loving. But that's an attitude issue, ultimately.

Either way you're still losing, and you're still not loving. But that's an attitude issue, ultimately.

Eet wees ei freekin jook, dood!

Autistic people always have this one thing they're really good at. Like my friends brother can beat super mario two using his feet without loosing a life. What can you do, pred?

Cornered pigs squeal the loudest

Cornered mouses fight back
Tom and Jerry have proof

Sex is okay. You just need to do it with the right person. Be safe and when it comes to condoms put three on.

Always wear 2 condoms with chilli powder in them.

If the outer one bursts she will know, and if the inner one bursts, you will.

Now that's a clever trick!

Two things:
One, you're telling the truth, to which I will reply:
Pred, I treat all people equal. You wouldn't believe the amount of retar.... I mean, special people that surround me. And they're the ones considered sane!

Two, you're lying, to which I will reply:
Pred, stop using autism as an excuse. I was diagnosed with autism before, but thumping my foot on the floor, reading a lot, and general childishness is NOT autism. Wait... What was the point I was trying to make?

Does having speaking problems,being different,being purposefully lonely,having mood swings count as Autism? And by speaking problems,I mean that I stutter(sometimes),stammer and sometimes mess up the pronounciation of words.As in,sometimes saying ''problem'' as pwro-blam instead of pro-blem.And ''battery'' as ''pattery'' and stuff like that.

No. That is not anywhere near enough to fit the criteria for any autism spectrum disorder.

Autism is multifaceted, poorly understood, and more of a spectrum than a single disorder. Autism autism is a learning/developmental disorder that is usually evident and diagnosed in early years. High functioning autism and Asperger's (some would say these are the same thing) is less severe and some would argue is a "difference" not a "disorder".

No one here is qualified to make a diagnosis and diagnoses should not be made on such flimsy evidence as forum posts. That said, claiming that autism is not "real" is naive and irresponsible. Autistic people have obvious difficulties in life. Individuals that fit the criteria for Asperger's may just be "different" but many can benefit from additional help from others that understand their different way of thinking.

Predator, you're autistic?
Then you were right all along (need to turn on deleted posts)

I don't think autism or asperger are not "real". However, I think it's wrong that they are qualified as disorders. I'd say these people are just different, like every other human being. You might as well say all those who don't have it have a disorder.

I find it very stupid that disorders are based simply on how your behaviour works out in our society. If those who did have autism, would have a better and more successful life than those who don't, then *not* having autism would be diagnosed as a disorder.

So,what do I have,If I don't have Mild Autism?

Severe autism?

You are right Skull, but it is not stupid. Disorders are culturally dependent (i.e. what is and is not a definition depends on the culture or society). Disorders are not defined to stigmatise or label people but to identify people that may benefit from therapy and for other purposes that require classification (research, insurance/health care). If someone with Asperger's leads a satisfying life then that is great; no one is going to try to change them.

Duckhater, if those symptoms are the only things wrong with you, then you do not have any disorder. If you are concerned there is something wrong with you, you should see a doctor for a referral to someone who can help you.

I agree Someone. However, to the person who has the disorder, it sounds like "you are different" and "you have mistakes in your brain" and "you won't get along in this world". That's what it sounds like, even if it's not meant to. So classifying it as a disorder is quite certain to only make you feel worse. Think about it. If you have a cancer, but you don't know of it, you will feel much better than if the doctor already told you that you have a cancer.

Duckhater, I don't know your exact behaviors, but it sounds like you could have a very, very, very mild asperger but most likely you're just perhaps a little more sensitive and shy than others.

Ah, Skull: the timeless pleasures of sticking ones' head in the sand!

Seriously everyone this thread had a purposee to show you that artifical breeding is the future not se#.

I mean i dont know why people do it why would i shove my private pART part into another person private PART YUK!! their called privates part a reason so their before they should private.

If you have se# then you are disguting.

Will someone here shove his/her private part in ThePunisher's not so private part(aka mouth)

How about ill shove my fist in your face.

^
That actually was kinda funny.

Sex, herman, through privates is because:
The limbs are too exposed to accidental damage.
The head is mostly bone.
The abdomen would be difficult.
The shoulders would make it like shoving.

Aha! Punisher is becoming religious! No self-respecting evolutionist would fail to realise it was sex-phobia that caused people to cover their' mammary glands and reproductive organs and call them "private." In case you hadn't noticed, pen!ses and v@ginas tend to fit as designed.

Like that lock and key model from Biology class
Parents should educate their children about sex.
Nevermide.

@Schnapper

Dont you call me religous if you do it again you will regret it.

Sex should be made illegal.

Just like everything except wrestling?
Artificial breeding was the stuff of a movie. A movie, dude. Not real.

I kepe laughing at how ridiculous this is. Pred, did you know that what you are practicing is abstinence? something that a lot of christian extremists practice because they think sex will lead everyone to hell regardless of if you were saved or not.

I'm still a virgin here, but SEX RULES!

I'm still a virgin here, but SEX RULES!

What?!! sex dos not rule my brother showed me porn and it sounds like their in pain making weird grunting noises.

Just because i think sex should be illegal dos not mean im religous YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE RELIGION!!

How does sex rule? i think its disgusting.

Porn ≠≠ Sex

Sex is nice - but its something to do with someone you love - porn however is invariably put on for the audience. Making sure camera angles are "viewable" makes the entire act mostly unnatural and to be different some actors will do things not everyone will - people like your brother enjoy watching this so they keep mixing it up to keep (your brother) audiences coming back. They think the "noises" you mentioned make the viewer excited so they watch more.

Solution = stop watching your brothers porn! I recon next time you are at dinner with gran and the family, that you ask your brother a few questions on the positioning and graphics from what you saw with him and he is sure to help you understand what he sees in it with some prompting from your parents and other family members. Its good to discuss these things with everyone present to get the best overview from all involved.

If your brother continues to watch this stuff he will grow hair on the palms of his hands, go blind and have warts where there shouldn't be warts so its your duty to sort this out!!

Ohh and a tip - if u don't like the noises - turn the sound down and pray when its your turn you don't get a "screamer"

Porn creates a hostile environment. Sex is more passionate less pushing and more giggling and touching. Sex in a whole is a great thing it should be something that makes you feel good and it gives a story to tell when your drunk. But the thing about sex is it's best not to discuss on an interwebz forum. Remember pred the youngings.

sheesh ya leave the DN for a few weeks.....

anyways, i might as well say somthin on the subject.

Porn is bad.

Porn is bad and so is sex

Your brother should have given you 'the talk' instead of porn.

Bah, stop fantasizing it. Sex only looks like porn when people get really bored. But it's not always love either. It's also out of boredom. Also, sex is not love.

It's a shame people are so narrow/close-minded about sex; it's a marvellous process!

Have a look at this video compilation - what machine can parallel such marvels?

People should be made in labs

From what?
You need a sperm and an egg, a womb, and genes, and only sex can make a human like that.
Labs: Clones.

Life is a wonderful thing, and it shouldn't be made artificially.

I have the sudden urge to post massive amounts of vidoes showing children being born. Supressing... SUPRESSING..!

Childbirth is gross. We need to have artificial wombs. In fact, people are gross! Have you ever seen inside one? And sometimes the stuff inside leaks out! We should replace ourselves with robots. Cold, hard metal and plastic. So much tidier.

I'm with Ms Dink. You should discuss this with your family over dinner, and they will help you understand the difference between porn and sex.

I'm also a mild autistic, and it made it difficult to feel like spending time with other people. Once I got started on it, however, I found it quite addictive.

Sex is the most natural thing in the world and it feels good. You shouldn't denounce a thing until you try it. Go, have some sex, and come back and tell us it was terrible and you never want to do it again afterward.

@ dinkulum Then there is the oiling, maintenance, repairs and its nothing but work work work!!

@darksign lol nice - though I recon he needs grannie and all the aunties there too - wait for a quiet moment then bring up the nastiest bit just to get it out of the way (I am so bad heh)

Maybe they will create full body condoms for those that don't like it - then she'd be all go eh pred!!

Then there is the oiling, maintenance, repairs and its nothing but work work work!!

We'll make them self maintaining.

"..it sounds like their in pain making weird grunting noises"

So does wrestling, and that you like. Why is that?

No thats mostly when the girls wrestle which i dont watch anmore.

We'll make them self maintaining.
I'll be immortal yet! Muahahahaha!! Oh wait... I've seen Bladerunner....

Iplaydink wins outright

Dinkulum gets 1000000 points

@Lepprocaun

Life should be made artificaly ive saw the movie judge dread another movie from sylvester stallone their was project called project janus was to make human subjects with in 6 hours rather then the pain 9 month child birth i ask my sister ans she said childbith sucks.

Alright, let's all be cybermen then. It exists in Doctor Who, therefor it can exist here, and it sounds like that's exactly what you want.

I wanna be a Dalek, with a little blob creature in the middle.

I'm a robot monkey.
Compute, compute.

A quick question.
Banana to the best answer

If people were made in labs, would ThePunisher still be this dumb?

If dinkdoodler was made in a lab would he be dumb.

YES!!

"If dinkdoodler was made in a lab would he be dumb.

YES!!
"
You proved my point. People made in labs are dumb. I wasn't, so I'm not dumb.

Pred, I will disagree with you on this topic for all of time.

As for the rest of you...
CUPCAKES!

@DD

you are already dumb even if you were not made in a lab.

You disagree with me because you are dirtier then me.Being a virgin gives me a feel of superioty over other people i feel cleaner.

and kris about "there no greater joy in know life is growing within you" BULLCRAP!!

This is how serious i am about staying a virgin id rather cut my private part off then to ever have S## YES YOU HEARD ME!!.

^ Suddenly, Winfred realised he should never have watched "Two girls, one cup".

cut my privatenpart off
Rofl!
Thanks for the cupcakes KrishKnox
I really think that you should discuss this with your parents and ask them what they think. Don't think of it as disgusting.
I hired a girl to blackmail you into having sex with her. Watch out
What arouses you anyway .... an eggplant?

who is winfred?

Jobs in wrestling:
Wrestler #1: Try as hard as possible to have sex with the wrestler #2.
Wrestler #2: Stop wrestler #1.

Blackmail me HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

how is she going to do that id beat her into a bloody pulp.

*gasp*
Quite ungentlemanly.....
I'm not sure what she's going to blackmail you about, but she still will.

Winfred's a friend of a friend of mine.

You said she going blackamil into s##.

Which nobody can do.

I can beat up anyone i dont try to be gentleman.