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A great concept from the movie demolition man (Closed)

November 3rd 2011, 04:52 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Do you know that part huxley says are people are now made in labs THAT SHOULD BE THE WAY THAT PEOPLE ARE MADE i recon the world would outlaw s## it would make a safer place no diseases and s## is disgutsing that why im never doing it.

Who else agrees with me the world should move to making people in labs instead of having s##.
November 3rd 2011, 05:33 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You won't be saying that after you've had sex.
November 3rd 2011, 05:45 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Kinda tough without a body - just saying
(any one that starts with head jokes will feel my wrath!)
November 3rd 2011, 05:47 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Nah im never going to have s## you get diseases from it just stay a virgin for the rest of your life.
November 3rd 2011, 05:47 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I still have my tongue. And all those wonderful rabbits as my friends.
November 3rd 2011, 05:51 AM
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You get diseases? Dangit!
That happens only if you have multiple sex partners.
November 3rd 2011, 05:52 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
just stay a virgin for the rest of your life.

I also hope you don't breed Pred Its for the best you know
November 3rd 2011, 06:15 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Cutting off the best in life...? Oh man.
November 3rd 2011, 06:16 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
WHAT!? how are disease the best part of life.
November 3rd 2011, 06:19 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Uh, well, not the diseases... thats for sure.
November 3rd 2011, 06:56 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Do you jerk off?
November 3rd 2011, 07:11 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Why are you asking that.
November 3rd 2011, 09:37 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Sex is pretty good, so long as you're discriminate. Sex doesn't cause diseases, indiscrimination does. Anyhow, if your' only experience with sex is porn, then I understand why you believe sex is disgusting - most porn is; just done in poor taste.
November 3rd 2011, 10:38 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
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Condoms. Disease free since `93. At least for me. :b
November 3rd 2011, 11:15 AM
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No children then?
No children can be for better or for worse, but no marriage?
How do atheists marry anyway? I mean, religious people have their marriages like, in Islam, nikah, in Christianity, vows ("I do", that is. ). Do they just move in together?
November 3rd 2011, 11:31 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
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They sign papers like everyone else.
November 3rd 2011, 12:58 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
They register their marriages.And also host parties!
November 3rd 2011, 03:21 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Here's my opinion:
I've never had sex, only my 'right hand man', so to speak. I'm currently seventeen, and straying from sex until I either have a stable relationship with a girl I can trust and be trusted by. If it does come down to sex, I will be cautious. If she has slept with another man before, then I'll have her tested. If she has a disease and it's not curable by that time, then we'll stick to making an orphan or two happy. If she has not venereal diseases, then I will do the tango with her. Now, everything that I've heard about sex is that it's one of the best things in your life, and the first few times will be awkward because of inexperience, but I plan on being careful later in life. Now, Pred. If you plan on having your genetics passed on through humanity, it will have to be done the natural, no-money-paid-on-procreation way. Otherwise you're not getting lucky and your child will forever be scarred by the fact that he was a test-tube baby when he could have been natural birth.
(Also, a note from my mother's point of view she shared when being asked: 'There is no greater joy in life than knowing there is life growing within you.' How could you deny your potential wife that joy?!)
November 3rd 2011, 04:13 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Kris, I think that's a very positive and mature attitude towards having sex for the first time I think having your girlfriend tested might be a little overboard though, if you use the right protection. I mean, let's face it, there's a good chance you won't be their first if you go for a girl your own age. That doesn't mean she's a slut or has had unsafe intercourse with other men though. I think when the times comes and you're ready, you'll feel whether you really need that information or not

Unless of course you are against using any form of protection and want to get right to the part about the babies, then yes, both of you should get tested xD And also look at the whole family tree to see if there's a serious birth deficiency running in the family. Then you can make your decision from there, together
November 3rd 2011, 05:47 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Well, I guess getting her tested would be a bit of a leap, so I guess I need a bit more experience with dating.
November 3rd 2011, 06:01 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
It's just that if you handle it the wrong way (read: not subtle enough), she might interpret your request for testing as you not trusting her
November 3rd 2011, 06:02 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
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I advise not opening with "I'm a Therian, and you should count your blessings that I'm willing to be seen with someone like you."
November 3rd 2011, 06:19 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
No, that little bit will come within two or three weeks, depending on how much I could trust her. Love is won first, trust is won second. I have had many crushes before, but the things that have happened to me in my younger life keep me from automatically trusting a person, and for good reason. Sure, when that little part comes there are two paths that will have to be decided upon. The 'You didn't trust me before?' and the 'I'm glad you could trust me with this.' paths. With the first one I will explain why I have trouble trusting people, and how telling her would be me finally putting both my trust and my loyalty in her hands. If it is the latter, then things will go more smoothly.
November 3rd 2011, 06:30 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
@KrisNox

artifical breeding is the way of the future eventually all humans will do it.

And stay a virgin for the rest of your life its cooler and better.
November 3rd 2011, 06:33 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
"stay a virgin for the rest of your life its cooler"

Now that's a sentence you don't hear every day!
November 3rd 2011, 06:38 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
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Not true, iplaydink.

My mother tells me that every day.
November 3rd 2011, 06:39 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Haha
November 3rd 2011, 06:43 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Hey, Punisher, how old are you anyway?
November 3rd 2011, 07:06 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Okay, I'll do a little scenario that could happen, and this is completely my opinion.
So humankind decides test-tube babies are the wave of the future. Hey, why not rid of all potentially life-ruining things, such as a deformity. Yay, good things are happening. Hey, this kid here doesn't look pretty. We have the technology, so let's make him pretty. Yay, no ugly people. Hey, this kid's kind of different from the others, nobody likes kids who have this specific trait. Let's get rid of it. okay, now everyone's starting to look the same. F*** it, let's make them all look the same...
This is a theme used in some very good books that I've read. Everyone not born equal, but made equal. Now, since everyone looks the same, and nobody sees anything different. But the world is different, so let's change that...
Basically, and this is a theological view, something you do not like, we as human beings would be trying to change the world to what our view is. Inevitably, the very thing that makes us Human will be gone. Maybe it's our collective souls, maybe it's just because of our various differences. Maybe, just maybe, what makes us Human is that difference. Equality, but as a person among many different people, not equality through sameness. This is, of course, one of many different paths that could be taken in the hypothetical highway of life. Inevitably, in this reality or another, this path will be taken. Things that may have been good could lead to disaster, or potential utopia.
In Greek, Utopia means directly 'No place', or simplified, it can't exist.
The reason why there are so many differences in the world is because if all the things were same, there could be no chaos. Chaos, in one on the many thoughts that crash around in my fractured psyche, is what makes the universe, order is subjective and therefore impossible in the long term. Inevitably, everything and all patterns will lead to chaos.
*grins* It's fun to be crazy, because you can wrap you mind around things that would otherwise be inconceivable. But, yeah. This is my opinion, you can take it as you will. I am not trying to force you to see my way, as per our truce, so as long as it's opinion, you can take it or leave it.
November 3rd 2011, 07:51 PM
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Even if we had complete control over the way our children turn out like, I don't think that would ever happen; different people simply find very different traits and appearances desirable.
November 3rd 2011, 08:16 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
I dont expect human to be perfect BUT is they have something exetremely worng then maybe its not good to live life i have a weakness and i dont like life and neither would them i know how it feels to be an outcast.

And Kris artifical breeding is the way of the future s## is the way of the past.

Ill tell you this you will always be a virgin ALWAYS!

Im 17 years old Iplaydink
November 3rd 2011, 09:19 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
You are not 17.
November 3rd 2011, 09:24 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
You are so not 17.
November 3rd 2011, 09:28 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Catch 22: religious girls are less slutty.
November 3rd 2011, 09:33 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You fools are just jealous because im almost an adult and your still in your nappies.
November 3rd 2011, 09:35 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
But he hates religion, therefore he has no alternative BUT to catch a disease from a slutty non-religious girl. Pred, just adopt an orphan and get over it!
November 3rd 2011, 09:38 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You need to get over the fact that se# is the way of the past not the future.
November 3rd 2011, 09:57 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Pred, have you had sex yet? Or had fun with your right hand man for that matter? How old are you?
November 3rd 2011, 09:58 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
I said im 17 and im a virgin

IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS!
November 3rd 2011, 10:02 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
That's why it's a catch 22, Kris XD

Predator, when humans invented the wheel and later, the car, people presumed walking was a thing of the past. Thousands of years later, people are walking more then ever before.

The costs of artificial conception would be immense, the success rate inferior. Simply, the human is one of the most efficient machines ever created - pieces of metal will not rival the wonders of the womb.
November 3rd 2011, 10:04 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
But se# is disguiting.its not cool

Who else is staying a virgin for the rest of your life.
November 3rd 2011, 10:19 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
You think it's disgusting because porn is your only experience with sex. Porn isn't cool, nor is it an accurate depiction of sex.
November 3rd 2011, 10:34 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
@Schnnaper How do you know NEITHER OF IT IS COOL.

I bet everbody on this site is a virgin like me.
November 3rd 2011, 10:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
As of November 16, I will be seventeen. As of age 21, I will go out to a bar with my older brother, Dan, and get blitzed. Somewhere in between 20 and thirty, I will get married and give to my future wife something that no other person can have. My virginity. If she's lain with another person, then it doesn't matter. As long as I would love that woman. You aren't looking at the beauty that is conception and...
Waaait... I bet you saw the 'miracle of life' video! I bet you saw it in high school (Or your version of High School) and ran into the hallway and vomited all over the floor! Oh, man. For a second there, I thought you were actually crazy. Listen, there's nothing wrong with procreation. Not even if the thought of birth sends your stomach into gurgles and waves. You will meet a woman and fall in love with her, and even if you stay a virgin for many years, you will eventually take that love into a place where two become one.
So, yeah. Stop she doging about sex, you'll like it.
November 3rd 2011, 10:44 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
HAHAHAHAHAH! your funny
November 3rd 2011, 11:19 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
*looks confused* I'm not joking. Here, take a peek for yourself.
November 3rd 2011, 11:24 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
I'm 17 and I'm not a virgin.
November 3rd 2011, 11:28 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
What has the prison warden allowed you to use the computer.
November 3rd 2011, 11:31 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
No prison warden. Though, the voices often tell me to do things. I ignore them, especially the one who calls himself 'conscience'.
November 3rd 2011, 11:32 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
What things what the hell are you talking about?
November 3rd 2011, 11:39 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Well, a few told me to stab kittens. I ignored that because kittens are cute. Some told me to make molotovs and throw them into a full playground. I ignored that one too. I also ignored 'conscience' when it told me not to do something.
November 3rd 2011, 11:47 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You will meet a woman and fall in love with her, and even if you stay a virgin for many years, you will eventually take that love into a place where two become one.
So, yeah. Stop she doging about sex, you'll like it.


I cant stop laughing at that post what makes you think in your retarded brain that that would happen.
November 4th 2011, 12:23 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
NSFW!!

Oh, so you'd rather I say that you are incapable of getting even the sluttiest, neediest girl who would suck even the filthiest street bum for free?
Would you like me to say, 'Gee pred, you suck at life so badly that you couldn't get a girl even if your life depended on it?' Or 'Pred, not even my whore of an ex-sister in law would date you!'
Would you like that? I'm saying that you will find a woman, not a sex-bot or a homosexual man, but a nice, pretty girl with whom you will procreate. I am giving you a compliment.
November 4th 2011, 12:26 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Love is for losers.
November 4th 2011, 12:43 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
November 4th 2011, 01:48 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Yes i am
November 4th 2011, 01:48 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Yet you are a loveless loser?
November 4th 2011, 01:50 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Your the loser not me
November 4th 2011, 02:01 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Let's all just agree that Predator couldn't get a date if he tried (Not that he cares).
November 4th 2011, 02:23 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You condnt either.
November 4th 2011, 04:18 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Sex is good. It helps you to power up.

<Tanks for telling SimonK>
November 4th 2011, 05:38 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
November 4th 2011, 05:52 AM
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If you keep your virginity after marriage, what's the difference between marriage and friendship?
Religion does say that sex before marriage is wrong (unless you marry that person later) but for your whole life?
November 4th 2011, 05:55 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
because if u don't consummate your marriage the sod can get away It becomes null and void (kinda like your sex life mauahahaha)
November 4th 2011, 05:57 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Listen Doodler you are always going to stay a virgin get over it.

And who cares about religion NOBODY.

And i say s## is for dirty stone age people.
November 4th 2011, 06:00 AM
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I look at the title of the movie: Demolition Man.
I look at the concept: Don't have sex.
I LOL, I LOL. I ROFLMAO.
Get over it? You thought it was cool. LOL.
Without sex, humans would have been extinct. Don't you know? Biology class, remember?
November 4th 2011, 06:02 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Who would marry you. you spend all if your time on the computer.
November 4th 2011, 06:03 AM
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All if my time?
Your case is that of 'Sour Grapes.' No one wants to date you, so you say you don't want to.
November 4th 2011, 06:05 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Havent you heard of artifical breeding.

that would be a million times better then s##
November 4th 2011, 06:06 AM
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Artificial breeding isn't natural, darling. That's not a real child, it's a clone! It's a clone!
November 4th 2011, 06:07 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
f#ck nature artifical is 10x better.
November 4th 2011, 06:08 AM
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Weird guy. Nature is sweet.
OK, darling, I'll get you artificial flowers from now on.
November 4th 2011, 06:11 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Nature is lame just like you.
November 4th 2011, 06:13 AM
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I don't blame you for thinking so after watching men pretend fight in their undies.
I don't blame you for not wanting to have sex either. Who would, after Talporn?
November 4th 2011, 06:14 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
tal.... what is that?
November 4th 2011, 06:15 AM
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You don't know?
You don't belong here then!
As Skull sang, "He is not one of us!"
November 4th 2011, 06:18 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Delusional little kid.

listen s## is not good ask anyone its disgusting the people that have s## are weak people.
November 4th 2011, 06:23 AM
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How am I delusional, darling? I certainly know a good bit more than you do.
But why go out of my way to get into a scuffle with an old slut? I'd rather not.
So, yeah. The idea of people made in labs is a terrible one, and thus, it's better to have sex to reproduce.
November 4th 2011, 06:24 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
How about just stay virgin for the rest of your life
November 4th 2011, 06:25 AM
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And make humans extinct?
That's just the thing I wanted to ask, so I'm off, dude Wuv ya guys, I'm going on vacation next week
November 4th 2011, 06:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.
November 4th 2011, 09:25 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Virgins are hardly stronger: ouch!
November 4th 2011, 10:45 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Wow. That was quite a read.

I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.


Broke up with that dame of yours?
November 4th 2011, 02:26 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
This is rapidly becoming funnier than MAD.
November 4th 2011, 02:37 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Maybe they broke up because she wanted sex and pred just finds that way too disgusting.
November 4th 2011, 07:32 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Broke up with WHO! i never had a girlfriend and i dont need one.
November 4th 2011, 07:34 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Why not? You content with your hand?
November 4th 2011, 07:38 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
What!?
November 4th 2011, 11:39 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Answer me NOW!
November 5th 2011, 12:00 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Or what?
November 5th 2011, 12:04 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I find myself losing any and all respect for you as a human being. I mean, seriously! What man doesn't dream of having sex?
November 5th 2011, 12:45 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
The ones having it, generally.
November 5th 2011, 12:46 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
True, very true.
But what 'SANE' man who has never had sex before would not desire it?
November 5th 2011, 12:53 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Plenty
-Brock lesnar
-Triple H
-Stone cold
-Edge
-John Cena (i know hes an a##hole but he isnt insane)
-Me
-Cm punk
-Chris Jericho
November 5th 2011, 01:06 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Have you discussed this at length with said people? Or even know said people except from tabloids/TV/Internet forums dedicated to them?
November 5th 2011, 01:29 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
I find myself losing any and all respect for you as a human being. I mean, seriously! What man doesn't dream of having sex?

Autistic people like myself.YEAH I ADMIT im autistic now you know how hard my life is thats why i want cause you religous people pain you say stuff like GOD made us and all of this bullcrap.

Autistic people like my self seem to be "cleaner" then most people.
November 5th 2011, 02:06 AM
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Poor little fuzzy.
You content with your hand?
Rofl!
November 5th 2011, 02:09 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Now, that's not a legitimate excuse for your idiocy, Preddy. Are you also a Eunuch?
November 5th 2011, 02:09 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
I want to beat you so bad that that you will regret for speaking to me like that.

Im going to kill you and DD if you keep talking to me like that.
November 5th 2011, 02:15 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Ok.
November 5th 2011, 02:16 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Gonna lock this soon if people don't cool it...

EDIT:
Well, if things escalate much further.
November 5th 2011, 02:27 AM
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"Im going to kill you and DD if you keep talking to me like that."
Like what?
I'm sooooooooo scared. He's at the other end of the world with an internet connection! Aaaah!
November 5th 2011, 02:55 AM
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YEAH I ADMIT im autistic now you know how hard my life is

Now that is very interesting. Thank you for telling us that. I'm sure it explains a lot about what's been going on around here. But I don't know that much about autism, and I'd bet most of the others here don't either, so I don't really know how it makes your life hard. If you tell us more about it, maybe people will give you some sympathy or at least some space. It might give them more ammunition to flame you with though, so you might not want to.
November 5th 2011, 04:37 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I don't believe you have autism, Predator. You just have an interest in certain subjects. I very rarely believe in these certain syndromes, such as autism, even if it has been diagnosed on you. I just think all people act and think differently. I am diagnosed with asperger and I think that's total bullcrap. I merely show very little signs of being a similar human being than those who have it, and I don't even believe in the syndrome's existence. So yeah, I doubt you have autism. Of course, I could be wrong.

Judging by this thread, the only people with autism are DinkDoodler and Skorn, cause they're apparently so lonely they would rather reply to a person they don't get along with and constantly pick on him, rather than ignore him.
November 5th 2011, 06:09 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Judging by this thread, the only people with autism are DinkDoodler and Skorn, cause they're apparently so lonely they would rather reply to a person they don't get along with and constantly pick on him, rather than ignore him.

Asperger's right there!
November 5th 2011, 09:05 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Autism spans a spectrum, of which Aspergers is a part. So it's not a black-and-white issue, it's a gradient.

Also:
I'd rather be a loveless loser than a loser for love.

Love hurts.


Either way you're still losing, and you're still not loving. But that's an attitude issue, ultimately.
November 5th 2011, 09:08 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Either way you're still losing, and you're still not loving. But that's an attitude issue, ultimately.

Eet wees ei freekin jook, dood!
November 5th 2011, 09:26 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Autistic people always have this one thing they're really good at. Like my friends brother can beat super mario two using his feet without loosing a life. What can you do, pred?
November 5th 2011, 09:34 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Cornered pigs squeal the loudest
November 5th 2011, 09:38 AM
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Cornered mouses fight back
Tom and Jerry have proof
November 5th 2011, 10:02 AM
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MrGantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Sex is okay. You just need to do it with the right person. Be safe and when it comes to condoms put three on.
November 5th 2011, 10:30 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Always wear 2 condoms with chilli powder in them.

If the outer one bursts she will know, and if the inner one bursts, you will.

November 5th 2011, 10:58 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Now that's a clever trick!
November 5th 2011, 02:05 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Two things:
One, you're telling the truth, to which I will reply:
Pred, I treat all people equal. You wouldn't believe the amount of retar.... I mean, special people that surround me. And they're the ones considered sane!

Two, you're lying, to which I will reply:
Pred, stop using autism as an excuse. I was diagnosed with autism before, but thumping my foot on the floor, reading a lot, and general childishness is NOT autism. Wait... What was the point I was trying to make?
November 6th 2011, 12:36 AM
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Duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Does having speaking problems,being different,being purposefully lonely,having mood swings count as Autism? And by speaking problems,I mean that I stutter(sometimes),stammer and sometimes mess up the pronounciation of words.As in,sometimes saying ''problem'' as pwro-blam instead of pro-blem.And ''battery'' as ''pattery'' and stuff like that.
November 6th 2011, 12:49 AM
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Someone
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
No. That is not anywhere near enough to fit the criteria for any autism spectrum disorder.

Autism is multifaceted, poorly understood, and more of a spectrum than a single disorder. Autism autism is a learning/developmental disorder that is usually evident and diagnosed in early years. High functioning autism and Asperger's (some would say these are the same thing) is less severe and some would argue is a "difference" not a "disorder".

No one here is qualified to make a diagnosis and diagnoses should not be made on such flimsy evidence as forum posts. That said, claiming that autism is not "real" is naive and irresponsible. Autistic people have obvious difficulties in life. Individuals that fit the criteria for Asperger's may just be "different" but many can benefit from additional help from others that understand their different way of thinking.
November 6th 2011, 02:04 AM
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Predator, you're autistic?
Then you were right all along (need to turn on deleted posts)
November 6th 2011, 02:52 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I don't think autism or asperger are not "real". However, I think it's wrong that they are qualified as disorders. I'd say these people are just different, like every other human being. You might as well say all those who don't have it have a disorder.

I find it very stupid that disorders are based simply on how your behaviour works out in our society. If those who did have autism, would have a better and more successful life than those who don't, then *not* having autism would be diagnosed as a disorder.
November 6th 2011, 03:03 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
So,what do I have,If I don't have Mild Autism?
November 6th 2011, 03:20 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Severe autism?
November 6th 2011, 03:32 AM
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Someone
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
You are right Skull, but it is not stupid. Disorders are culturally dependent (i.e. what is and is not a definition depends on the culture or society). Disorders are not defined to stigmatise or label people but to identify people that may benefit from therapy and for other purposes that require classification (research, insurance/health care). If someone with Asperger's leads a satisfying life then that is great; no one is going to try to change them.

Duckhater, if those symptoms are the only things wrong with you, then you do not have any disorder. If you are concerned there is something wrong with you, you should see a doctor for a referral to someone who can help you.
November 6th 2011, 03:51 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I agree Someone. However, to the person who has the disorder, it sounds like "you are different" and "you have mistakes in your brain" and "you won't get along in this world". That's what it sounds like, even if it's not meant to. So classifying it as a disorder is quite certain to only make you feel worse. Think about it. If you have a cancer, but you don't know of it, you will feel much better than if the doctor already told you that you have a cancer.

Duckhater, I don't know your exact behaviors, but it sounds like you could have a very, very, very mild asperger but most likely you're just perhaps a little more sensitive and shy than others.
November 6th 2011, 07:46 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Ah, Skull: the timeless pleasures of sticking ones' head in the sand!
November 7th 2011, 04:38 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Seriously everyone this thread had a purposee to show you that artifical breeding is the future not se#.

I mean i dont know why people do it why would i shove my private pART part into another person private PART YUK!! their called privates part a reason so their before they should private.

If you have se# then you are disguting.
November 7th 2011, 04:59 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Will someone here shove his/her private part in ThePunisher's not so private part(aka mouth)
November 7th 2011, 05:01 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
How about ill shove my fist in your face.
November 7th 2011, 05:10 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
^
That actually was kinda funny.
November 7th 2011, 05:20 AM
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Sex, herman, through privates is because:
The limbs are too exposed to accidental damage.
The head is mostly bone.
The abdomen would be difficult.
The shoulders would make it like shoving.
November 7th 2011, 08:26 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Aha! Punisher is becoming religious! No self-respecting evolutionist would fail to realise it was sex-phobia that caused people to cover their' mammary glands and reproductive organs and call them "private." In case you hadn't noticed, pen!ses and v@ginas tend to fit as designed.
November 7th 2011, 08:51 AM
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Like that lock and key model from Biology class
Parents should educate their children about sex.
Nevermide.
November 7th 2011, 09:03 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
@Schnapper

Dont you call me religous if you do it again you will regret it.

Sex should be made illegal.

November 7th 2011, 09:17 AM
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Just like everything except wrestling?
Artificial breeding was the stuff of a movie. A movie, dude. Not real.
November 7th 2011, 10:20 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
November 7th 2011, 03:57 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I kepe laughing at how ridiculous this is. Pred, did you know that what you are practicing is abstinence? something that a lot of christian extremists practice because they think sex will lead everyone to hell regardless of if you were saved or not.

I'm still a virgin here, but SEX RULES!
November 7th 2011, 07:24 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 

I'm still a virgin here, but SEX RULES!


What?!! sex dos not rule my brother showed me porn and it sounds like their in pain making weird grunting noises.

Just because i think sex should be illegal dos not mean im religous YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE RELIGION!!

How does sex rule? i think its disgusting.
November 7th 2011, 07:37 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Porn ≠≠ Sex
November 7th 2011, 07:45 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Sex is nice - but its something to do with someone you love - porn however is invariably put on for the audience. Making sure camera angles are "viewable" makes the entire act mostly unnatural and to be different some actors will do things not everyone will - people like your brother enjoy watching this so they keep mixing it up to keep (your brother) audiences coming back. They think the "noises" you mentioned make the viewer excited so they watch more.

Solution = stop watching your brothers porn! I recon next time you are at dinner with gran and the family, that you ask your brother a few questions on the positioning and graphics from what you saw with him and he is sure to help you understand what he sees in it with some prompting from your parents and other family members. Its good to discuss these things with everyone present to get the best overview from all involved.

If your brother continues to watch this stuff he will grow hair on the palms of his hands, go blind and have warts where there shouldn't be warts so its your duty to sort this out!!

Ohh and a tip - if u don't like the noises - turn the sound down and pray when its your turn you don't get a "screamer"
November 7th 2011, 08:02 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Porn creates a hostile environment. Sex is more passionate less pushing and more giggling and touching. Sex in a whole is a great thing it should be something that makes you feel good and it gives a story to tell when your drunk. But the thing about sex is it's best not to discuss on an interwebz forum. Remember pred the youngings.
November 7th 2011, 08:12 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
sheesh ya leave the DN for a few weeks.....

anyways, i might as well say somthin on the subject.

Porn is bad.
November 7th 2011, 10:08 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Porn is bad and so is sex
November 7th 2011, 11:06 PM
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Your brother should have given you 'the talk' instead of porn.
November 7th 2011, 11:11 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Bah, stop fantasizing it. Sex only looks like porn when people get really bored. But it's not always love either. It's also out of boredom. Also, sex is not love.
November 8th 2011, 07:25 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
It's a shame people are so narrow/close-minded about sex; it's a marvellous process!

Have a look at this video compilation - what machine can parallel such marvels?
November 8th 2011, 07:39 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
People should be made in labs
November 8th 2011, 07:47 AM
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From what?
You need a sperm and an egg, a womb, and genes, and only sex can make a human like that.
Labs: Clones.
November 8th 2011, 08:55 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Life is a wonderful thing, and it shouldn't be made artificially.
November 8th 2011, 03:55 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I have the sudden urge to post massive amounts of vidoes showing children being born. Supressing... SUPRESSING..!
November 8th 2011, 04:00 PM
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Childbirth is gross. We need to have artificial wombs. In fact, people are gross! Have you ever seen inside one? And sometimes the stuff inside leaks out! We should replace ourselves with robots. Cold, hard metal and plastic. So much tidier.
November 8th 2011, 05:09 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
I'm with Ms Dink. You should discuss this with your family over dinner, and they will help you understand the difference between porn and sex.

I'm also a mild autistic, and it made it difficult to feel like spending time with other people. Once I got started on it, however, I found it quite addictive.

Sex is the most natural thing in the world and it feels good. You shouldn't denounce a thing until you try it. Go, have some sex, and come back and tell us it was terrible and you never want to do it again afterward.
November 8th 2011, 05:12 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
@ dinkulum Then there is the oiling, maintenance, repairs and its nothing but work work work!!

@darksign lol nice - though I recon he needs grannie and all the aunties there too - wait for a quiet moment then bring up the nastiest bit just to get it out of the way (I am so bad heh)

Maybe they will create full body condoms for those that don't like it - then she'd be all go eh pred!!
November 8th 2011, 05:47 PM
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Then there is the oiling, maintenance, repairs and its nothing but work work work!!

We'll make them self maintaining.
November 8th 2011, 05:53 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
"..it sounds like their in pain making weird grunting noises"

So does wrestling, and that you like. Why is that?
November 8th 2011, 06:24 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
No thats mostly when the girls wrestle which i dont watch anmore.
November 8th 2011, 09:18 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
We'll make them self maintaining.
I'll be immortal yet! Muahahahaha!! Oh wait... I've seen Bladerunner....
November 8th 2011, 10:38 PM
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Iplaydink wins outright
November 8th 2011, 11:07 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Dinkulum gets 1000000 points

@Lepprocaun

Life should be made artificaly ive saw the movie judge dread another movie from sylvester stallone their was project called project janus was to make human subjects with in 6 hours rather then the pain 9 month child birth i ask my sister ans she said childbith sucks.
November 8th 2011, 11:45 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Alright, let's all be cybermen then. It exists in Doctor Who, therefor it can exist here, and it sounds like that's exactly what you want.
November 8th 2011, 11:53 PM
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I wanna be a Dalek, with a little blob creature in the middle.
November 8th 2011, 11:58 PM
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I'm a robot monkey.
Compute, compute.
November 9th 2011, 03:57 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
A quick question.
Banana to the best answer

If people were made in labs, would ThePunisher still be this dumb?
November 9th 2011, 04:20 AM
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YES!
November 9th 2011, 04:21 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
If dinkdoodler was made in a lab would he be dumb.

YES!!
November 9th 2011, 04:22 AM
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"If dinkdoodler was made in a lab would he be dumb.

YES!!
"
You proved my point. People made in labs are dumb. I wasn't, so I'm not dumb.
November 9th 2011, 04:03 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Pred, I will disagree with you on this topic for all of time.

As for the rest of you...
CUPCAKES!
November 9th 2011, 06:25 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
@DD

you are already dumb even if you were not made in a lab.
November 10th 2011, 01:00 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You disagree with me because you are dirtier then me.Being a virgin gives me a feel of superioty over other people i feel cleaner.

and kris about "there no greater joy in know life is growing within you" BULLCRAP!!

This is how serious i am about staying a virgin id rather cut my private part off then to ever have S## YES YOU HEARD ME!!.
November 10th 2011, 01:03 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
^ Suddenly, Winfred realised he should never have watched "Two girls, one cup".
November 10th 2011, 01:07 AM
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cut my privatenpart off
Rofl!
Thanks for the cupcakes KrishKnox
I really think that you should discuss this with your parents and ask them what they think. Don't think of it as disgusting.
I hired a girl to blackmail you into having sex with her. Watch out
What arouses you anyway .... an eggplant?
November 10th 2011, 01:09 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
who is winfred?
November 10th 2011, 01:11 AM
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Jobs in wrestling:
Wrestler #1: Try as hard as possible to have sex with the wrestler #2.
Wrestler #2: Stop wrestler #1.
November 10th 2011, 01:26 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Blackmail me HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

how is she going to do that id beat her into a bloody pulp.
November 10th 2011, 01:40 AM
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*gasp*
Quite ungentlemanly.....
I'm not sure what she's going to blackmail you about, but she still will.
November 10th 2011, 01:42 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Winfred's a friend of a friend of mine.
November 10th 2011, 03:04 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You said she going blackamil into s##.

Which nobody can do.

I can beat up anyone i dont try to be gentleman.