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Absolution
Peasant
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Account banned
2012-08-30 22:19:08
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Absolution
Peasant
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
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[5:53:03 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Hello. How are you? I would like to get to know you more as my hand extends out to you as I say "Hello".
[5:53:41 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Hi.
[6:42:12 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Whinny Jed Mekells has shared contact details with General Charles H. Jacoby Jr..
[6:42:21 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Eh?
[6:42:31 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Hello, Young man.
[6:42:38 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Hello?
[6:42:44 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: How are you?
[6:42:48 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Uh..good?
[6:43:03 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: So, Where are you located?
[6:43:09 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Somewhere.
[6:43:26 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: What is your age?
[6:43:32 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Something.
[6:44:02 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: What is your name, Good sir?
[6:44:09 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Something.
[6:45:14 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Hello, My name is General Charles h. Jacoby jr. , But you can call me charles.
[6:45:40 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: How exactly did you find me?
[6:46:32 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I found your profile online, And i thought you sounded like an intersting person.
[6:46:43 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Which profile was this?
[6:46:59 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: What do you mean?
[6:47:10 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Which profile of mine did you find?
[6:47:39 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I saw your skype name listed online.
[6:47:59 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Where was that?
[6:48:44 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: ON an online dating service.
[6:48:54 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: I've never signed up for one of those.
[6:50:02 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Well, i saw your name online. Isn't Your name Whinny Jed Mekells?
[6:50:07 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Possibly.
[6:50:22 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: You have a beautiful name.
[6:50:31 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: It kinda turns me on.
[6:50:48 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I wont mind screaming that if you know whati  mean.
[6:50:54 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: http://www.romancescam.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=39407#p220434 ._.
[6:51:16 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: What's this?
[6:51:30 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Apparently, you are not the real General. >_<
[6:51:45 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Yes I am.
[6:52:35 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Well, I'm sold.
[6:52:38 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Why don't you believe me?
[6:53:47 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Hmm...
[6:53:50 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: That depends.
[6:54:04 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Are you an interdimensional traveler with a lust for space junk?
[6:54:14 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: No, Im a general.
[6:54:36 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: dang, there goes my hopes of having sex with a dimensional creature.
[6:54:47 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I can be if you want me to  
[6:55:12 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Sweet. When I get out of my orbital cryoprison, I will find you.
[6:55:39 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Okay Sweetums  
[6:55:43 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: You have an alien gimp mask?
[6:55:49 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Yes.
[6:56:25 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Awesome. If you want me, you will have to quest for the legendary shards of God to open the doors to my cryoprison and fight through the 7 trials of the Apocalypse.
[6:57:17 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Ohhh, kinky  
[6:57:19 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: MMMMMMMMMMM
[6:57:46 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: It's very dangerous, and I doubt you will be a normal man when you exit. I doubt you will even be able to move since you will be a formless mass of jello.
[6:58:02 PM | Edited 6:58:03 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: No one has survived the tests.
[6:58:10 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I am not a normal man  
[6:58:20 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Interesting.
[6:58:33 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: But only a human mortal can attempt the challenges. They were designed for man, and man only.
[6:59:02 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I will try, For you baby.
[7:00:06 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: When you find me locked up by the ethereal chains, you will have to battle the four horseman of the Apocalypse. After that, you must solve the insolvable ridde to weaken the chains.
[7:00:36 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I think we'll keep the chains on  
[7:00:46 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: The chains render me incorporeal.
[7:01:48 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: That's hot.
[7:02:33 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Once you weaken the chains, however, time will rewind and you will have to do all the trials over again. This repeats. Forever.
[7:04:28 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I'm tired of this chit-chat. Come here and let me anally rape you.
[7:04:41 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: You can't. I'm in space!
[7:06:33 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Stop being such a nerd. Come here baby
[7:06:36 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: :*
[7:07:07 PM | Edited 7:07:20 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: My dear general. I'm not just any nerd. I am Whinny Jed Mekells! The lord of Tekken! Mere mortals cower at my feet! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[7:07:27 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: MMMM
[7:07:46 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: I KNOW RIGHT!
[7:08:02 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: COME HERE
[7:08:33 PM | Edited 7:08:47 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: I can't move aside from sending telepathic messages to my cosmic computer. You must go on an impossible quest to release me.
[7:09:11 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I will do this "impossible" quest if i can have you darling.
[7:09:25 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Are you sure you wish to love a cosmic horror?
[7:09:35 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Oh yeah
[7:09:47 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: I've slain many millions of civilizations.
[7:10:00 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: That's kinky.
[7:10:40 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: You realize if you do somehow succeed in releasing me, I will devour all of existence as you know it and then barf it out as my own existence right?
[7:11:19 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: By releasing me, you seal your fate.
[7:11:23 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Okay.
[7:11:32 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I'll be your slave  
[7:12:09 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: But you must be asking yourself, "Why is this all powerful God-Demon trying to convince me NOT to release him?". Well, the thing is. I quite love popcorn. I doubt I could make such a delicacy in my own universe.
[7:13:00 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I just want your rod.
[7:13:02 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Are you fabulous?
[7:13:08 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Do you like rod or carolina.
[7:13:13 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: I am beyond gender.
[7:13:15 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Or both.
[7:13:30 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: mmm
[7:13:31 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Now if I run out of popcorn, which the Gods so provide me generously, I would twist your mind into becoming my evil mind-slave and force you to release me.
[7:13:47 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: MMMMM Okay
[7:13:53 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: And then you would be destroyed.
[7:14:04 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I cant stay your slave forever?
[7:14:13 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Well, you would be wiped from existence, so no.
[7:15:15 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Can I give you a blow job?
[7:15:31 PM] Whinny Jed Mekells: Mortal, I am a cosmic horror. How can you hope to do such a thing?
[7:16:14 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: Oh that;s so hot
[7:16:17 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: im gonna cum
[7:16:24 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I'm gonna explode into a million pieces
[7:16:31 PM] General Charles H. Jacoby Jr.: I,

<It was at this point that General Charles H Jacoby Jr. removed me from Skype. He will be missed dearly.>

Absolution has released 4 files

TitleCategoryAvgUpdated
Christmas Fan Dinktion 1 - StoriesMiscellaneous, Fan WorkExceptional 9.1December 22nd, 2011
ZAWMBEEZ!!!Development, MiscellaneousHorrible 0.5July 13th, 2011
Smallwood-Man!D-Mod, UnfinishedGood 7.9August 9th, 2010
A False HeroD-Mod, RompTolerable 3.2July 25th, 2010

Absolution has written 2 reviews

TitleFileTypeScoreDate
Karel ende Elegast is a DMOD which name shouldn't fool you Karel ende ElegastFeaturedTolerable 4.0September 9th, 2012
Quite possibly the absolute worst DMOD in existence. Nothing good has come outta this one Ex-PeppermintNormalHorrible 0.3August 6th, 2010