The Dink Network

So,you can tell any mysterious,adventuruous,happy,sad,good,bad inc
idents in your whole life. PS:Anyone on the Dink Network who's the oldest or is or has become a grandfather??
Note: Skull,Davince,DD95,Kyle,others....please don't ruin this thread by telling me that the most sad/bad incident is my troubling you,spamming,please,pleASE&PLEASE,I BEG YOU.!
THE INCIDENTS CAN ALSO BE imaginary such as dreams,..etc.
But nothing about ME!
It also can be something related to miracles,General Knowledge,riddles,puzzles,maths,sports/magic shows...etc.
Start posting.
It can also be stories even in books.

Tell your dangerous adventures here

please don't ruin this thread by telling me that the most sad/bad incident is my troubling you,spamming

But nothing about ME!

Spoilsport.

One sunny day I went to check the Dink Network message board. And oh my, it was filled with pointless spam by someone named R...

I quess the next letter is A.

I'll spam this place with blood so much!! Arr... Why you beg? You spammed DD95's FIT thread.

Nothing about SPAM&ME!Whats 'quess' skull?
Arr...Grr.......<Rajesh becomes so much angry> Someday I am gonna change my name to 'DINK'.But when I goto my acccount I can't change it please help,Redink1!?

1) quess = guess.
2) You can't change your username on these forums. redink1 did change a username once, but he pretty much said it was a huge mistake. He also implied he'd probably never do it again.
3) If you don't stop spamming, redink1 is likely to put you on probation sooner or later, which means you'll only be able to post once every two hours or so.

RAJESH, I don't wanna fight or hate you. I'm just pretty angry cause you spam. And I just want you stop it, so redink1 doesn't have to bann you.

Ok.Now back to the TOPIC?!

"So,you can tell any mysterious,adventuruous,happy,sad,good,bad inc blah blah blah blah blah blah"

NO, I CAN NOT. Your topics suck.

RAJESH, you just don't take anything seriously.

It's good. Then you really understand something when you'll get banned.

You suck more than Duck you!

I had a dream last night that I checked the Dink Network message board and someone said something intelligent. But alas, it was just a dream.

Lol

Please rajesh, no one really likes these posts. They are completely useless! I think there's aword for it. Um, uh, oh yeah! Spam!!

Who said what in the DN forum??What was your dream captain?

He is joking! It's because you're saying completely unintellignet stuff!

I one day went in TDN's board and OMG, a new dinker was came to spam. I remember his name was... RAJESH. Yes, that's it! It was RAJESH. So, he continued spamming for weeks, and is still spamming. I wonder when he's going to stop?



My Experience here!

RAJESH, you just believe everything these people says. Like, "Hey run from russian to china!". Then you'll do it! Crazy!

BTW: Oh, sorry for the double post!

Skull, modify your posts. Don't post twice. And stop being mean to rajesh! Look, he's trying to stop spamming. Give the guy a chance! End of story!

Skull and DinkDude, just ignore his posts, eventually will Redink1 do something about it. The spamming won't stop if we ask him to do it. Both of you guys are spammers aswell. Just leave Rajesh alone and we'll be fine

Why doesn't anyone like me & my posts&spam on it<Rajesh cries>;please listen,I can't record my voice talking on the subject&send it to you all,therefore I can only type ,my message here.So,this is the reason for my spam 'Based on explaing a new thread topic'.
Please understand&post something related only to the topic??!
P.S:If I send mail I will have to send to all 1000 dinkers in this DN,which is a very tough job&wastes my time.
So,I post it here in the DN board.I am really serious.

"miracles,GK,riddles,puzzles,MATHS,sports/magic shows"
padhaku bandar abhi tughe mats ki soojh rahi he?

rajesh rocks!

im only being sarcastic

heres a poem i wrote
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Ged Is Dead...........
-----------------------
ahem....
cough.....
srry....
ok....
here it comes....
wait......
soon.......
......
well.......
um........
sometime soon..........
maybe never............
----------------------
Ged Is Dead muahahahahahahha
----------------------
written by me aka dinkmaster11 also known as soulless.......
----------------------
wait..................
i wont post it unless.......
someone approves of violent poems
.............

That's not a poem. You might also want to cut down on the amount of dots. In fact, a lot of poetry doesn't contain much punctuation at all.

That antispam thing is a joke right?

Okay, anyways.Here's my true story.When I was 5 years
old I was in a car accident and the seatbelt bruised
me across the middle pretty bad.Still, not so bad
considering how bad it could have been.
Anyways, 24 years later I was feeling abdominal pains
and I start having tests done and it turned out it
was a massively enlarged aneurysm! Apparently the
seatbelt had also caused trauma to my aorta and right
renal artery.Luckily it was the renal artery that had
the aneurysm.It was approx 5cm by 4cm.Very large.
It should have burst and I should have bled to death
before ever making it to a hospital.But, well I'm
still here.Of course there were complications from the
surgery/too much scar tissue and I ended up having to
have my right kidney removed.
Life is weird, eh?

Isn't it just...are you ok now?

dang, Carrie, that sounds pretty serious. Glad that things went alright and we can enjoy your beaverish Dmods now.

Oh yeah, I had the aneurysm surgery in sept.2002 and the
kidney removed in apr.2004, so I'm doing alright now.
But it's weird.One day you're fine and then suddenly you
start feeling crummy and the doctors can't figure it out
and you just about give up and then one test explains it all.

I gotta say, that's a harshly dealt hand of cards you've acquired. Good to see you worked through it!

Now that I can relate to... I've been "sick" (how ambiguous) for the last 4 years and after various tests/surgery the docs still can't work out what's wrong... but I'm glad to hear you're all ok!

Ouch... both of you... I have my own chronic health problems but, having to go through multiple surgeries... dang. You have my sympathies.

ged is dead

ged is dead
ged is dead
he got shot in the head
first his body exploded
then his head imploded
ged is dead
ged is dead
he got shot in the head
a wizard took his body
and flushed it down the potty
farmers took his arms
and used them at thier farms
artemis fowl took his bowels
and used them as his towels
people from deg
took his legs
ged is dead
ged is dead
he got shot in the head.....
he sought a ring
but got hit on the head by something
he woke up in jail
and demolished a pail
then a guard came.....
he said come with me to the torture room
when he arrived he was engulfed in gloom
then he sawa woman at a loom
she said kill the guards
and free us all
so he hit the guards and made them fall.......
ged was shot!
ged was shot!
his body was left to rot!
ged has died
ged has died
his legs and body both got fried.
ged is dead
ged is dead
he got shot in the head......

That was hardly a relevant discussion point.

Well it is a rather surprising and dangerous experience...

I like cheese.

I've always thought that not knowing is much worse than the appointments/tests etc though... it drives me crazy not having a name for what's wrong... and then they come up with a theoretical diagnosis, and realise there's more than 1 things wrong with you! Aargh!

Who the hell is that frickin ged?! :/

Who the hell is that frickin ged?! :/

A character in Ursula Le Guin's fantasy book series "Earthsea".