The Dink Network

Because Kat has a dead horse and she enjoys beating it. -striker

0.0 I didn't know chicks could do that... -drake

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they should just castrate michael jackson and send him back to the fairy farm, forget this whole trial nonsense. -joshriot

You guys are making big assumtions now. (I mean about him still having nuts....) -ric

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All files with the date 01-01-1990 are because I either didn't know the real release date or was too lazy to look it up. -redink1

OMG! My whole life is based on the "fact" that dink smallwood is released at 1990 -mtg

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I often wear white shirts. But that's because I'm fabulous. -sabretrout

joshriot is a poop bag! -christiaan

"So... how do quotes work? Do staff just take them off the board and put them in TDN's quotes.txt?" -Chaotic, who is new to the whole quoting thing

Basically, yeah.

I randomly add new quotes to the random quotes you see at the bottom of the page. People like joshriot are attracted by the fame and fortune such a quote brings, so they try to con me into adding more quotes by them in the guise of listing worth-while quotes of others.

I should try that...

I am only important enough to be quoted once, and on the subject of cocoa puffs of all things... But does staff just read and when someone says something they like, put it on quotes.txt or something or another...

Idea- have a quote contest, best quote of all time, winner take all the air he can hold...

Sounds like it would be fun to me, maybe its already been done

But does staff just read and when someone says something they like, put it on quotes.txt

Pretty much.

I've been here since last october and I haven't said anything quotable yet!

5 bucks says that post'll be quoted.

Did Striker say that about me?? I am gonna bury him head first in the snow....

I've been here one year and a month longer and neither have I

It's hard being new...

It's hard being here.

Its hard being.... me

Its hard having these abs of steel

It must be hard to lie like that.

I am hard right now.

i would be hard but its kind of hard

It was hard for me to resist that line... but I managed

Yes, I believe that for the sake of the joke, it simply could not go unsaid.

ok maybe I only have abs of iron or maybe stone, but not quite steel ok I admited it, happy?

No.

I've got a few quotes... but is that a good thing?

Its hard placing hardness

chaotic said "hardness" *snicker snicker* and wtf I got a quote at the bottom that says "cow" nothing more, nothing less whuts up with that

You DO know what hardness is right? Its that annoying stuff that's main goal is to piss off developers and keep Dink from entering the void

Carrie you now have a quote! I was reading this forum and at the bottom the quote was: I've been here since last october and I haven't said anything quotable yet! -Carrie

Now give me my five bucks!

What a lame quote! Redink1 is picking on us canadians I think!

Oh sigh with you "new people", some of us have actually been here for a longer period of time without a single quote
Then again, I made it to the news by just being myself, twice... Ah well, I guess I'll settle with that.

So is this just going to become random non-sequitors until everyone feels they have a good chance of being quoted?

I mean its hard being new because you dont know about the DN history

EDIT(and has nothing to do with what i wrote above): What about the Quotes.txt? Does that still store all the quotes? Because I think i've seen quotes at the bottom of the page that aren't in the Quotes.txt

Uh, no, this actually is the top level of conversation we achieve. I've got my website full of quotes, more than I need..

Yes I do know what hardness in and I have dabbled in dmoding once or twice. I was just being a jack-arse.

Shouldn't that be "Redink1 is picking on us canadians I think, eh."

At least he's not hitting on the Canadians...

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The Vault Dweller

eh, not so much.
Oh, and just so ya know, it's it's pronounced eh as in 'meh', not eh as in 'A'. People who pronounce it A are stupidiots.

Well then, there sure must be a lot of idiots around me.

For those of you who don't know, I'm currently about two hours north of Toronto (which is practically the capital of "eh"... and Ontario, if I'm not mistaken ).

Aww.. even Kory has a quote.... ITS SPAMMING TIME!

You can only get a quote up by saying stuff that makes you sound slightly schizophrenic. Or severely schizophrenice. It doesn't really matter, as long as you talk to yourself and don't sleep for days on end.

Maybe schizophrenia is like homosexuality, everybody is somepart homosexual its just how homosexual are you... Not sure if I beleive in that I just thought it was funny when I heard it.

*insert obligatory "OMFG I'm not homosexual SHUT YOUR FACE!!1" post*

Sabertrout, that's good in theory, but bad in practice.

Sabertrout, that's good in theory, but bad in practice.
Strange... I just told myself that. Led to quite an argument.

So Sabretrout when you argue with "yourself" you wouldnt happen to call yourself "Arik" would you? You know the cute little fairy?

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The Vault Dweller

We are SabreTrout.

Is there one page that stores all the quotes on TDN? Because i'm getting tired of pressing the refresh button

I figured it out.See my quote was about being unquotable,as was Kat's.
So it's a conspiracy...yeah.The TDN is trying to silence Canada.First by saying we're unquotable and boring and then 'canada? who?'
The whole world will forget we even exist.
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! *rawr*

Is there one page that stores all the quotes on TDN? Because i'm getting tired of pressing the refresh button

You wish to view all the random quotes at once? Do you want your brain to melt into ickyness?

Well sometimes i get bored so i look at quotes, screenshots, dmods.

Well, I look at reviews, screenshots etc, but I'm glad I can't just view all the quotes at once. It's interesting when you see a new one.

correct. I am a pimp, so I possess ho's." - WC

"I have often though of spending to money to fly to england and kick the crap out of jamie, sure, we all have." - WC