The Dink Network

Now this thread is for the totaling/winning or denial of flames and not actual flaming - to be added to the total list you must create your own threads and perform in a humerous, witty yet over excitable manner.

Are we in agreeance - knock gloves and come out flam-err fighting

Round One has commenced:
The recent excellent and extremly entertaining flaming contest between *waves hand in general direction*
Over here in the red corner - DINK the DOODLER in the skin tight leotards and ballerina shoes

AND

*waves hand in other general direction*
and over there in the Blue corner Godley with the snow white trunks and scary little orange legs,

We would all like to know whom you felt is more deserving of the prize?

I personally (though I am of course totally impartial in these matters *wink*) was most impressed with young DD in the recent contest - his comebacks were particularly entertaining - highly effective at returning the ball and keeping the flaming going yet at the end he ran like a girl which left Godley to stand undefeated, even though his eyes were still watering from the stinging he received in the "chillie" stage of the battle.

Your scores only
(please remember to use your own threads for any actual battles)...

Yes it looked innocent enough

But wait theres more...

A failed attempt

And a quality set of ginsing knives

Totals 2 closed threads and some real down home cow pat stomping... all in all these two take the cake and are crowned King flamers (for now...)

Godley 2 DinkDoodler 2

Let the battle commence for the crown!! Who will defeat the champions - dont miss the next exciting battle - same bat channel same bat time

Hey MsDink, that wasn't nice. I had to go to tuition so I went briefly. Don't say I ran like a girl or I'll flame YOU!

take it outside DD my sweet, totals only and all is fair in love and war

*cuts off the spring in MsDInk's avatar* Where your bounciness now lol!

Round Two *FIGHT!*

DInkDoodler takes advantage of the situatuion and low blows godley, which must have hurt him a lot due to the fact he had chillies in there, resulting in a PERFECT for me!

Failed attempt - sends DD to his corner and points to the new thread starter kit minus 1 point for any furether repeats

slides over (no spring now geesh )and slaps DD

You may state your intentions in here but the actual foiting part is to take place elsewhere rite

OI! Announcers don't fight, neither do referees, neither do springless avatars!

that was for clipping my sproing :I

I am ok tho - i am ok *chants mantra* It will grow back I am sure of it...

Oh no, Sabretrout logged in, everybody scram!

DinkDoodler loses a point for actually creating a thread that got filled with flaming.

Then another point for making himself look so suspicious that others began suspecting he is Predator so he could get them to flame and look like n00bz. Young man, that's CHEATING!

I never made anybody think I was predator.

take it outside fellas Ladies showering in here...

I disagree. Why else would people have suspected you of being Predator.

cause theyre idiots maybe? So isnt the same person

MsDink just insulted the whole Network...

...

...

GET HER!!

I just included predator and me as options and everyone started saying, "Oh, so you're predator, eh?"

Thats all right.

But you included him twice.

Thats where the suspicion STILL lies.

Thats a bit unfair of you when you know i have no springy getaway abilities just now

There's more than that. You used to be spamming helluva lot as a ghost. Then you spoke about wrestling more than anyone ever on this site. You argue with Predator all the time, since he joined (with some quite fast replies too). You both have posted quite similar threads. Then you include him in a thread like you did. Predator starts arguing with Godley, then disappears for the time being and you step in and start arguing with Godley in his place.

&DinkersSuspicion += 100;

You take her skull, I'll watch.

I wonder who, apart from you and Godley, think DinkDoodler and Predator are the same person. I'm with MsDink on this one.

I wonder who is blind enough not to acknowledge this as a fact?

*raises hand*

Only one hand in the whole crowd?

*EPIC WIN*

a new contender is there magic?? round 4?? Hmm?

Raises hand

Nah, I was just wondering. I'll happily stay out of this

He isnt even in the lurkers list.

Ran away again. COWARD

@ Judges

Isnt that a disqualification?

But your stinging wit and cutting words would make you a rather exciting and worthy contestant *sigh*

Edit Yes Godley - disqualification for the magicman over there... carry on

Now he is gone.

May I have the results, please?

EDIT

He is back.

Apparently, the kid is out of ideas.

Scores please.

ROUND two
winner GODLEY most prolific thread soiler tonight
Second place scratcher - ninja thread deleter extraordinaire
third place (for crippling me and breaking my sproinger-gets both a handicap and a point for the thought) is DD
fourth Skull, a decent try
and a huge fail miserably (for being too polite) is magic the man

RING Closed for the evening

Thank you.

And this is for everyone.

Beer

Lets decide tomorrow's match.

DinkDoodler
--------------------------Godley
Godley

Skull
-----------Tune in tomorrow, to watch the live telecast
Predator

oh man you win tomorrow *glug glug* as well!! Froth and all, impressive!

You guys should have some patience. I was gonna say, "You said I was out of ideas b*tch?"

Low blow DD the match is over for the evening - you must call again tomorrow - but dont forget to sign up on the sheet over there if you wanna fight ok

You are the little engine that almost could eheh

MsDink, you do know you're only encouraging the spammers, right? Actually, right now you are a spammer amongst them.

I wonder who, apart from you and Godley, think DinkDoodler and Predator are the same person.

Skorn, for one. Seriously, read the thread to find out. And remember, Skorn's and my opinions count billion times as much cause we have acknowledge on how persons with multiple accounts behave.

But seriously, I'm now leaning more back into the no multiple accounts. It's about fifty-fifty.

Msdink knows what she did thar thanks Scratcher had the rubbish tin ready by the look of things - so its all good

and nope all different people take a bet I will *wiggles eyebrows*

Skorn too, I see. That would explain so much.

Except it wouldn't, really. I just like to say that.

Skorn is no longer and hasn't been for yonks - and yet hes starting to be bought back up like Tal - as a dink legend - wow how mysterious and yet I am strangley excited by this...

How won't it explain things?

Besides, we never said he IS Predator. We said we think he's Predator. And yet again we come into the word: "opinion". Dammit, when will you people learn?

Good night to all the little spammers, keep your motors running wont you ...
Round three at our next broadcast - who wants Godleys crown and belt Tune in to find out.

1.) This whole concept is disgusting and an outrage.
2.) "Where your bounciness now lol!" You NEVER say that to a woman...
2.5.) They can get silicone, you can't, princess kitty-face.
2.75) Since when was "ˈpʊsɪ )

Also 6–8 -ie, 8 -ey; Sc. poussie, poosie.

[f. puss n.1 + -y dim. suffix.]" censored?!
3.) You're (mostly) all overly hormonal teenage wankers who are desperate to impress anything resembling a female.
3.5.) It might be the only glimpse of a female you'll catch in this life over your' rolls of flab, kool-aid, pizza-boxes and X-boxes.
4.) Our quest is vain! We're all doomed! Life is so hollow! What's the point?! We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies! Onward, to futility! I'll do what I can, but expect very little. Let us save our effort and just lie down and die!

This whole concept is disgusting and an outrage.

Only thing I agree with Schnapper.

3.) You're (mostly) all overly hormonal teenage wankers who are desperate to impress anything resembling a female.

You expect a 12 year old guy, who doesnt watch porn to do that!

Ridiculous.

And as for me, I had enough of Predator a.k.a. DinkDoodler, so you, I was in a mood.

I'm not predator.
But tommorrows match will be tag team
Me and predator vs godley and Skull

Oh, dude, you guys made IPD go insane now too.

I like how MsDink made an actual joke and game of it, where everyone else was just randomly sniping. Kudos!

It only increases the spam.

This thing with DD and Godley is getting very tiresome. Almost as tiresome as the staff thinking that they are Gods.

I smell hypocrisy.

I smell hypocrisy.

Yeah, I agree that it's tiresome. I was tired of it right away. But if it was going to go on, at least MsDink made it a little more interesting for a while. Plus, spam is good! As long as it's interesting.

Unfortunately, this spammage between Godley and DinkDoodler, is not very interesting at all. it's very annoying. Someone could be posting an important thread, asking for help, and it gets buried under the cluster of DinkDoodler's spamming threads. And this thread only encourages them to continue the spamming, which isn't good at all.

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Seems dinkulum was one of the few that grasped the entire point of this thread - *claps*

...we had people laughing and playing rather than getting shootty and upset at eachother - where was the harm in that - it finished on a high - noone was fuming rampaging or threatening to hurt or making particularly nasty comments to the other So a big to you all, they weere gunna do it anyways and it seems to have worked out with a happier ending this way

Oh and the usual disclaimer applies - it you don't like it then quit poking your nose in threads that pee you off

Mother Duck over and out!

Disgusting.

Slaps schnapper with leather glove across face - *wiggles eyebrows* round 4??

I bet more people were crying than laughing.

So...

Who's winning?

Yesterday I was gone for a few minutes in which MsDink favoured godley and made him win. She disqualified me for every move and was one of his supporters.
And today he no-showed the match so technically I win.

You take this WAAAAAY too seriously.

MsDink is a stupid old bat and that's that.

Now take it seriously

Nah, she's just a backstabber.

A hag, a long hair, a sad apple.
Take it seriuosly I said!

wow DD theres only one thing I can say to that umm.. scratches head, hops from foot to foot, umm.. BITE ME yeah that will do it heh

Takes knife out of her back and hands it back to skull - there you are - you *dropped* (coff) this

Who's winning?

That's like asking "Who managed to get the most dangerous disease?" Or "Who managed to get the most votes for the Darwin award?".

Haha. So now you're calling me a backstabber? I listened to your problems for over a year and defended you. You sent me PM's of "Oh, you're so awesome for defending me", and when it came down to public threads, you stabbed me in the back by lying and completely changing your behavior. I don't know what joy you got out of it, but I guess it's just your nature. And just as a warning to others, don't try to be "friends" with her, cause she'll just backstab you when she feels like it, just like she already did to ExDeathevn and me.

And me.

If this is the only way of ending all this....

*SIGH*

You win

You win.
All right! That's what I wanted to hear.

I'm sure he was being sarcastic. Keep flaming!

Just kidding.

I'm bored with this immaturity.

EDIT: Referring to DD, not you, Dinkulum.

Let him flame if he so wishes to.

Click here!

this is better than cream pies at 5 paces!
*waves hand*
Carry on...

MsDink vs Kyle

Kyle seems to be winning, with help from skull.

Cmon MsDink a.k.a. EmDee

Don't bring us into this. If you enjoy being in this "game", then fine. Don't bring others to your stupid crap.

Don't bring us into this.

You are plural?

I was referring to Kyle and myself.