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Do you own ghost!

February 28th 2008, 12:33 PM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
How to make a ghost From a distance it looks real!But if you're near it it doesn't.
February 28th 2008, 01:19 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Wow! Just... absolutely wow!
February 28th 2008, 02:30 PM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
Cool trick!
February 28th 2008, 03:27 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Very nice, though it might be hard to get it shaped right.
February 28th 2008, 06:17 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
That's pretty awesome.
February 28th 2008, 07:13 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Make someone stand inside of it, have them crawl out the bottom.
February 28th 2008, 07:58 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
I'll bet that hurts a lot, though.
February 29th 2008, 12:26 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Why? It's only chicken wire. You'd try to make it so that you started from the top down so that it always overlaps in a downward fashion. Also, it's not like it's barbed or anything.
February 29th 2008, 01:56 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
it's not like it's barbed or anything

At least that's what you tell your model before you start. *grin*
February 29th 2008, 07:39 AM
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dinkinfreak
Peasant He/Him Greece
Real lurkers don't appear on the lurkers list. 
Or wear it on a statue.
February 29th 2008, 10:00 AM
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How would you get it off the statue without misshaping it?
February 29th 2008, 05:59 PM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
maybe you could split it on its side and take it off the statue that way... although you would have to peice it back together...
March 1st 2008, 12:07 PM
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dinkinfreak
Peasant He/Him Greece
Real lurkers don't appear on the lurkers list. 
If you can wear it on a person and get it off, it won't be that hard.
March 5th 2008, 12:43 AM
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Hades
Peasant He/Him Australia
Remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
Or make the model out of cardboard and then set it on fire, would look nice if someone saw it while it was burning and then afterwards, might look cool charred as well.
March 5th 2008, 03:38 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Yum! Toast!
March 13th 2008, 02:23 PM
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Teej88
Peasant He/Him United Kingdom
No, no that's not right. 
Whickeed
March 14th 2008, 02:01 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
how DO you do a ghost i mean wont your rod go through
March 15th 2008, 03:38 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
Pubescent humor. Fantastic... "Do" as in "make", in case anybody failed to understand that.
March 15th 2008, 08:40 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
You wouldn't believe how many kids at school talk about how their dick is as long as a fishing rod. Or how many kids say suck my cock! when you insult them or do something better than them. I'm always the odd one out, disgusted by their lack of intelligence.
March 16th 2008, 05:40 AM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
..how was this connected to anything? You just wanted to write 'dick'?

As for the ghosts... we made some art project (quite) a few years back in school with chicken wire. The idea was to shape something, cover it with newspapers and glue, and then paint it pretty. We were making a Mickey Mouse head... we worked on it for weeks and I don't think we ever got it painted. It's pretty difficult making something big out of the wire. (Well, could be even harder to make tiny things )

But the ghost sure looks cool.
March 16th 2008, 05:48 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
..how was this connected to anything? You just wanted to write 'dick'?

Phoenix said: Pubescent Humour. Fantastic...

So I decided to tell a tale about how miserably disgusting my life at school is. And no, I did not just want to write 'dick'.
March 16th 2008, 12:02 PM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
Kids spouting out words for genitals isn't quite the same as making humor out of purposely misunderstanding innocent-seeming sentences. I'm not really getting why it's so miserably disgusting, either. I could imagine a lot worse things happening to kids than having to hear someone say 'dick'. Your complaining about it makes you seem whiny, and it's not really winning you much sympathy...

Also, feeling like the odd one out is not totally strange to many of the dinkers here. I don't know why you try to sound as if you're the only person in here to ever have felt above your peers. It's actually rather common in any message forum where people write posts longer than one sentence.
March 17th 2008, 01:38 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Yeah, yeah, I figured that. Like, we've got awesomly mature people here like you and Phoenix. Then you've got super funny people (with a real sense of humour) like Striker and Tal. And even though I may seem immature, people at my school are super-immature, so don't call me immature. Because I'm not. Sort of...

I'm not really getting why it's so miserably disgusting, either.

Jokes about rodes, boobies and carolinas are disgusting. Especially the way these guys put it.
March 17th 2008, 03:17 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
Now, now. I have a sense of humor. Just because I cannot output funny stuff myself does not mean that I don't get the humor.

Tal and Striker simply have an ability that I lack, that I've always lacked, and that is to be able to turn something somebody said into a humorous remark.
March 17th 2008, 03:24 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Another thing I find humorous, the fact that Americans, (and Norwegians, apparently) misspell many words. for example, humour. They forget the u. And same for colour. They forget the u. And honour. And probably some other words.
March 17th 2008, 03:49 AM
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Hades
Peasant He/Him Australia
Remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
It isn't necessarily a misspelling it's just the way they spell it, Australian and English spell them with the u and Americans without. It also occurs in some words where Americans use a z instead of an s.
March 17th 2008, 05:55 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
It may be, but I think Americans just can't spell.
March 17th 2008, 08:18 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Eh, I'm not American, and I've got a whole boatload of spelling problems.
March 17th 2008, 12:42 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Our subtraction of letters from words, such as converting "humour" to "humor," has saved much ink and bandwidth while still adequately conveying our messages.

March 17th 2008, 02:12 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Ur rite.
March 17th 2008, 03:14 PM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
Ur8.

To append a bit, we actually had some word lists in our English classes - we were supposed to know whether it was the Brits who preferred "forgot" over "forgotten" or the other way around, or who spells "tires" and who "tyres". Or "centre" and "center", "theatre" and "theater".

For consistency, it might be an idea to only use British or U.S. words in a written piece, but I don't really see why 4th grade students (10-year-olds) would need to know
March 17th 2008, 06:05 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Aye. I gave up on being consistent in spelling. Colour, honour and armour, but no tyres.

'nother fun thing: What the British call a "biscuit" is what Americans call a "cookie", but what Americans call "biscuit" is more akin to a British "scone". In general, American "scones" are hearty, while British "scones" are sweet.
In England, the floor above "ground floor" has number 1, in the US, it'd have number 2. An American "sherbet" is icecream, without the cream (from sorbet). English "sherbet" is the fizzy powder you find on, and inside, candy. And if you're in Turkey, you may order a "sherbet" if you're thirsty, because it's a drink there.
Talking with people is something only Americans do, British only talk to others.

Read this, and more, on the wikipedia page about American and British English differences.
March 17th 2008, 07:30 PM
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"Talking with people is something only Americans do"

Unless they're talking at people
March 18th 2008, 01:44 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Now the American accent, that's something good about you guys. You're accent is pretty cool. Not as awesome as British accents, or Irish accents, but it's still pretty cool.
March 18th 2008, 04:08 AM
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megadog
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Woof! 
Ah, I be an Irish lepricorn and its nice for some one to finally recognize me!