Hi Bruce
April 1st 2006, 02:45 PM
Mr. None
Simon Klaebe, I have come for you! Never before did someone take so many awards away from me as you did! I would sleep with one eye open tonight if I were you.
Get this guys IP and call his ISP, isn't threatening people against the law or something?
Either you're very good, or you don't get it.
Besides that, what's that with you and ISP-calling anyway?
Besides that, what's that with you and ISP-calling anyway?
Get him\her off the net, but this is prabobly jsut Redink1's arpil fools lol
No! Mr. None is alive! He participated in every award poll, and very often, Simon would just take it away from under his nose.
No, this wasn't me... but I know who it was.
Ya right, but 1st april is over for me now 
"I'm pretty sure it was NOBODY"
Um... please, don't tell me you have replaced my name... AGAIN?
Um... please, don't tell me you have replaced my name... AGAIN?
Mr. None is indeed real...he appears often, but each time in a different form and with a different persona so no one can notice him.
He is indeed behind many sinister things that lay behind a curtain of mistrust and bananna peels...he's worse than a Sabretrout villain!
I once saw him and LadyCarrot discussing amongst one another on how best to involve The Dink Network in an international money laundering scam involving a pornography webring based around The Dink Squad and Cuba's main export.
HE is the reason Back From the Grave was never finished. The settlement with Striker was undisclosed in amount.
HE was the one who wrote the Chuck Norris list...then beat up Chuck Norris.
HE is why we have no new articles. He doesnt write much and despises those who do.
HE is the reason Tal's sex life is leading him down a path of violence and drugs that will ultimately destroy him!
HE was here when The Dink Network went down for a month...as its only resident then he tried to keep it down though Redink1 eventually stopped him.
HE is the pimp. WC is his she dog.
HE was here before all of you and will certainly be here long after you are gone.
HE has an excellent recipe for fudge and bananna pie...that no dares to eat for to eat it is to taste death itself in all its sweet desire!
HE is the reason allikitten went form being a normal popular chick to a nerd goth Dinker! (See the Dink Squad photos)
HE intimidated The Vault Dweller into ending all posts in;
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
He is indeed behind many sinister things that lay behind a curtain of mistrust and bananna peels...he's worse than a Sabretrout villain!
I once saw him and LadyCarrot discussing amongst one another on how best to involve The Dink Network in an international money laundering scam involving a pornography webring based around The Dink Squad and Cuba's main export.
HE is the reason Back From the Grave was never finished. The settlement with Striker was undisclosed in amount.
HE was the one who wrote the Chuck Norris list...then beat up Chuck Norris.
HE is why we have no new articles. He doesnt write much and despises those who do.
HE is the reason Tal's sex life is leading him down a path of violence and drugs that will ultimately destroy him!
HE was here when The Dink Network went down for a month...as its only resident then he tried to keep it down though Redink1 eventually stopped him.
HE is the pimp. WC is his she dog.
HE was here before all of you and will certainly be here long after you are gone.
HE has an excellent recipe for fudge and bananna pie...that no dares to eat for to eat it is to taste death itself in all its sweet desire!
HE is the reason allikitten went form being a normal popular chick to a nerd goth Dinker! (See the Dink Squad photos)
HE intimidated The Vault Dweller into ending all posts in;
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
And all so true...
Hey, when a man takes down Chuck Norris... you just take the money and nod.
sorry to bring this old thread to life but i just have to say i did no such thing lol
who is this mr none? was it just a sick joke one of the dinkers on this forum decided to pull?
He's been the winner of countless DOTMs. Right now, he's winning all of them.
hmm he sounds like a bit of a creep to me, sure he wasnt redink1 or tal pulling an april fools joke
if it is one of them i guess hes not a creep, i guess it doesnt matter as long as hes not serious in his threats.
if it is one of them i guess hes not a creep, i guess it doesnt matter as long as hes not serious in his threats.
You're from after the "Dmod of the month" competitions, right? Every month, we could vote for which Dmod we thought was best this month (and year), and "None" was always an option and tended to win a lot.
Maybe it's The_None the brother of Most_Mysterious the creator of Dink Smallwood for Mugen.
None was not always an option. There was a lot of discussion about it. (Well, moreso just the staff not being lazy, but it's the same thing, right?)
Mr. None must be an American.....
maybe mr none is a computer program!=o
maybe hes a member of this site, but we just dont know it. =0
