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I recently looked up What would you do on google...

The ONLY interesting things that came up where what would you do with 120 laser pointers. The rest where to do with cash,

So every so often from now on I shall post a few What would you do threads to the forum... I was getting sick of seeing what would you do with 1 million bucks so im asking my question..

What would YOU do with 1 million Ducks?

I'd make them meat and sell the meat then. MAN, I'd get money.

Let them loose on Bill Gates' estate.

I would train my 1 million ducks to cough and sneeze and claim there were of the same breed as yours. No more business for you

@ Sharp...good one

Lets fry!

I'd kill 'em all and have statue build for me.

Here in Romania, if I had 1 Million Ducks I would get rid of them quick. There is a phenomenon called "gripa aviara". I'll let you guess what these two words means.

The feared bird disease....

Assume that it wouldn't exist... What would you do with the Ducks?

I'd... Um... I dunno, stack them? XD

I already have about 30 hens in my yard... So where are 30 hens... there can be 1000000 ducks.

Frankly what I would do with 1 million ducks would invovle a giant megaphone set up outside Jack Thompsons house

I would let them loose on the White House.

Feed Africa? I don't know...

what would YOU do not someone else

Sew them together in a big flying-duck-carpet and soar around the skies...

Trade them in for 1 million Bucks?

I swear when I read the title it said "Bucks" and not "Ducks". I was going to post about how I would spend the money...

Instead I'll just say I would send the ducks into an alternate dimension equipped with cameras so I could see what would happen to them.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

lol The whole point of this was I was tired of seeing what would you do with money..

I guess I would create a duck farm

WOW!

Assuming that half the ducks are male and half are female, a average of 8 ducklings...

Wow thats a LOT of ducks

Or maybe I would give each duck a neckband saying "USA RULES!!" and helidrop them on Finland sports fans.

Hey, if I'd sell them, for, let's say 10$ each, I'd get 10 millions dollars.

There really wouldn't be any way to realistically sell them. First of, you wouldn't get $10/duck. Maybe half that, if your lucky. Then you gotta figure out some way to pluck them and clean them. Transporting would be a hassle, and so would refridgeration. Lastly, who would buy all the ducks? They arn't in that great of a demand, so the price would drop even further...

It's not something I'd particularly *want* to get.

I'd let them free in the wild. Or, well, in the street. It'd be cool.

On a second thought, I know what I can do with 1 million ducks: a movie about Dink Smallwood.

Livin' on the edge with this site, but it's only right to post it here. Delete if necessary:

What to do with 100 dildos.

Please note, he specifically asks for "non-sexual and non-destructive" uses, so it shouldn't really offend. But then, there are those people...

heh

Certainly sounds more interesting than one million ducks... 'non-destructive'? How many destructive uses are there for a dildo?
EDIT: That was a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know the answer. (Don't think its suitable for the DN!)

Muahahahahaha

Well, I can think of one destructive way to use them that certainly isn't unsuitable for the DN. I'll be a bit rethorical about it m'self, though:

Ever occured to you how much those things look like bullets, eh?

Noes, it's a musical note!

I don't know what I'd do with 1 million ducks. Really, I don't.