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Ok so theres a kid who likes his babysitter she comes over he wants to put his finger in her bellybutton she says no. After a bunch of times of trying he does it. There in bed and she say that's not my bellybutton then he says that's not my finger...

That was a good one lol.

Thanks hopefully there will be much more funny jokes from other people. Besides i had to start a diffrent topic because you stopped the sing-a-long...

That wasn't funny. It was just gross. Don't get me wrong. I don't mind dirty jokes, but that is just sick. It's sick jokes I don't like. And it's just tasteless and disturbing. Especially since it reminds me of The Children of God Cult.

...i said warning...And if you dont like it that's fine with me but im sure there will be more.

Next joke! Ok a married woman gets shot 3 times and survives. So she has a boy, a girl, and another girl. 1 girl says she pi**ed out a bullet the mom explains. Same with the other girl. And then the boy told his mom that the dog died she says "how?!?" He say i was j*c*i*g off and i shot the dog!

*sigh*

I'm getting too old for this. Mind you, I'm not old at all.

I suddenly feel the need for a good cabaret performer...

Hmm, I thought it was funny, sorry

I don't like manny dirty jokes but these were quite funny. I like normal jokes better if they are good. So do you also know some of those? Or should I post some? I think the only problem would be that I'm from the Netherlands so I only know Dutch jokes. So I would be have to translate the entire joke which micht ruin it.

Do you realise how difficult it is coming up with rude jokes when this board doesn't accept swearing!!?!?!
But here's one I got emailed to me the other day...
At school one day the teacher decides to focus on multi-syllable words. She asks her class if they can think of any. Little Billy puts his hand up and says 'mast*rbates'. The teacher blushes and says 'Why Billy, that's quite a mouthful!'. 'No miss, you're thinking of a bl*wj*b!'

See... pathetically unfunny. Ah well.

LOL anything amuses me i like to p00p in my HAT

*raises eyebrow* Good for you Tal...

Well, I don't really mind. But I didn't find them funny... So...

The teacher asks: what is white and has wings?
Molly: A hen.
Teacher: Correct, but it could have been a duck.
Teacher: Now you ask a similar question.
Billy: What is solid and white before introducing it to your mouth, than it's mild and wet after you take it out.
Teacher slaps Billy.
Billy: Correct, but it could have been a gum.

Sorry for my bad English.

Good laughs and anyone can make jokes on this topic dirty or not! Next! what's long hard and full of seamen? a submarine! or wait oh...

Cypry, your English was impeccable. I think, having only read it quickly. But very readable! Well, if you want a really ridiculous non-rude joke.... Why did the plane crash?!?!?

Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread....

EDIT: Cypry, just change 'mild' to 'soft' and it makes perfect sense.

Wow... I remember hearing that one in third grade. If it's still enough to make one at least one person upset, it's still good.

whoa best ever funny story everrr !!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

dam!!

(Yes, I know. I'll go sit in the corner now.)

Screw it, the swear filter made my hilarious joke unfunny.

Chuck Norris knits sweaters. And by knits, I mean kicks, and by sweaters, I mean babies.

Anybody know any good dead baby or helen keller jokes? Some people just don't appreciate a good dead baby joke.

Of course being from south we also have black jokes...only the word "black" is rarely used...one of my best friends (who ironically is black) loves these jokes, he just replaces "black" with white chicks

I know lots of dead baby jokes... but they're a bit sick...

Wow that sounds like it might just be the reason I didn't post any...

Well well Ducklord, we disagree again! But this time, I'm happy for you to be right!

Sorry... that was in the wrong thread... was supposed to be a reply to the Dumb Habits one!! Eeeek!

Whoa, posting a new topic in the wrong forum is common (well... sorta), but a reply to a wrong thread is new to me.

What can I say? Too little sleep I guess...

this is da best hehehehehe !!

funny and cooool

"A man came to a shop and bought some bread."
The lamest single one joke that I have ever, ever, let me say EVER!! !! heard.

You must be joking!

ok here's one i learned in elementary school...

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits your windshield? .... it's arse bada bing bada boom! Thank you, thank you.. please keep the applause to a minimum

ok one more for ya...

What do you call a bull masterbating? .... beef strokenoff