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January 26th 2006, 04:54 AM
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Do you realise how difficult it is coming up with rude jokes when this board doesn't accept swearing!!?!?!
But here's one I got emailed to me the other day...
At school one day the teacher decides to focus on multi-syllable words. She asks her class if they can think of any. Little Billy puts his hand up and says 'mast*rbates'. The teacher blushes and says 'Why Billy, that's quite a mouthful!'. 'No miss, you're thinking of a bl*wj*b!'

See... pathetically unfunny. Ah well.