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We are doomed, just doomed, nothing more

July 24th 2002, 02:27 PM
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The earth is doomed, nothing special:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2147879.stm
July 24th 2002, 02:31 PM
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: The earth is doomed, nothing special:

: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2147879.stm

Well, you're the prophet, so I guess you know these things.
July 24th 2002, 02:34 PM
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July 24th 2002, 02:42 PM
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I won't mind as long as I can... ya know... with a woman. Yeah. I'm pathetic, but aren't all guys?
July 24th 2002, 02:44 PM
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If you wanna know what happens, Researchers are making a plan to deflect the asteroid using a 100 megaton nuke, wow, go bruce!!! No really, in theory, it will work, but something terrible will happen, the rock will be deflected, but, the wrong way, the rock will hit earth instead of flying further in space. You'll know what happens next.

What happens after the collision:

Earth will be covered with dust, blocking the sun-light it will kill all plants, we will die, because there will be no oxygen left

Sounds scary?

After the dust:

If we survive, in bunkers, we will have the ice age, we cannot survive that, because it will stay for years, years, years.

Just like millions of years ago, earth will survive, but the humans dont, the bugs and insects will survive, underground.

Some humans will survive:

In 2010 Researchers are planning to build a city on the moon and on mars. A change to escape you say?! NO, because going there, will be FAR to expensive for us, only the president or queen or king or whatever will go there, and very rich persons too.

Still a problem:

We can survive on the moon, but not for long, oxygen supplies arent unlimited, we can grow plants and such, but they cant live forever. We will just die.

July 24th 2002, 02:47 PM
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Person
Ghost They/Them
 
: If you wanna know what happens, Researchers are making a plan to deflect the asteroid using a 100 megaton nuke, wow, go bruce!!! No really, in theory, it will work, but something terrible will happen, the rock will be deflected, but, the wrong way, the rock will hit earth instead of flying further in space. You'll know what happens next.

: What happens after the collision:

: Earth will be covered with dust, blocking the sun-light it will kill all plants, we will die, because there will be no oxygen left

: Sounds scary?

: After the dust:

: If we survive, in bunkers, we will have the ice age, we cannot survive that, because it will stay for years, years, years.

: Just like millions of years ago, earth will survive, but the humans dont, the bugs and insects will survive, underground.

: Some humans will survive:

: In 2010 Researchers are planning to build a city on the moon and on mars. A change to escape you say?! NO, because going there, will be FAR to expensive for us, only the president or queen or king or whatever will go there, and very rich persons too.

: Still a problem:

: We can survive on the moon, but not for long, oxygen supplies arent unlimited, we can grow plants and such, but they cant live forever. We will just die.

:

Dying isn't that bad...

Oh and this would make a hell of a dmod

July 24th 2002, 02:49 PM
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: : If you wanna know what happens, Researchers are making a plan to deflect the asteroid using a 100 megaton nuke, wow, go bruce!!! No really, in theory, it will work, but something terrible will happen, the rock will be deflected, but, the wrong way, the rock will hit earth instead of flying further in space. You'll know what happens next.

: : What happens after the collision:

: : Earth will be covered with dust, blocking the sun-light it will kill all plants, we will die, because there will be no oxygen left

: : Sounds scary?

: : After the dust:

: : If we survive, in bunkers, we will have the ice age, we cannot survive that, because it will stay for years, years, years.

: : Just like millions of years ago, earth will survive, but the humans dont, the bugs and insects will survive, underground.

: : Some humans will survive:

: : In 2010 Researchers are planning to build a city on the moon and on mars. A change to escape you say?! NO, because going there, will be FAR to expensive for us, only the president or queen or king or whatever will go there, and very rich persons too.

: : Still a problem:

: : We can survive on the moon, but not for long, oxygen supplies arent unlimited, we can grow plants and such, but they cant live forever. We will just die.

: :

: Dying isn't that bad...

: Oh and this would make a hell of a dmod

Ok, I will make that dmod

July 24th 2002, 07:34 PM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
: If you wanna know what happens, Researchers are making a plan to deflect the asteroid using a 100 megaton nuke, wow, go bruce!!! No really, in theory, it will work, but something terrible will happen, the rock will be deflected, but, the wrong way, the rock will hit earth instead of flying further in space. You'll know what happens next.

: What happens after the collision:

: Earth will be covered with dust, blocking the sun-light it will kill all plants, we will die, because there will be no oxygen left

: Sounds scary?

: After the dust:

: If we survive, in bunkers, we will have the ice age, we cannot survive that, because it will stay for years, years, years.

: Just like millions of years ago, earth will survive, but the humans dont, the bugs and insects will survive, underground.

: Some humans will survive:

: In 2010 Researchers are planning to build a city on the moon and on mars. A change to escape you say?! NO, because going there, will be FAR to expensive for us, only the president or queen or king or whatever will go there, and very rich persons too.

: Still a problem:

: We can survive on the moon, but not for long, oxygen supplies arent unlimited, we can grow plants and such, but they cant live forever. We will just die.

:

:

EH??? I still have 5 lives left....jeeeeeze

>^,,^<

July 25th 2002, 12:23 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
: The earth is doomed, nothing special:

: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2147879.stm

Relax man, it's fricking 17 years until then! I'm freakin 32 years old by then, and might as well die anyway.

And besides it's very unlikely that it will hit at all. So Re-la-x, and remember to live life to the fullest in case it hits anyway.
July 25th 2002, 04:59 AM
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Eldron
Peasant They/Them
 
: : The earth is doomed, nothing special:

: : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2147879.stm

: Relax man, it's fricking 17 years until then! I'm freakin 32 years old by then, and might as well die anyway.

: And besides it's very unlikely that it will hit at all. So Re-la-x, and remember to live life to the fullest in case it hits anyway.

hehehe, thats the spirit phoenix!
July 25th 2002, 09:18 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
: If you wanna know what happens, Researchers are making a plan to deflect the asteroid using a 100 megaton nuke, wow, go bruce!!! No really, in theory, it will work, but something terrible will happen, the rock will be deflected, but, the wrong way, the rock will hit earth instead of flying further in space. You'll know what happens next.

: What happens after the collision:

: Earth will be covered with dust, blocking the sun-light it will kill all plants, we will die, because there will be no oxygen left

: Sounds scary?

: After the dust:

: If we survive, in bunkers, we will have the ice age, we cannot survive that, because it will stay for years, years, years.

: Just like millions of years ago, earth will survive, but the humans dont, the bugs and insects will survive, underground.

: Some humans will survive:

: In 2010 Researchers are planning to build a city on the moon and on mars. A change to escape you say?! NO, because going there, will be FAR to expensive for us, only the president or queen or king or whatever will go there, and very rich persons too.

: Still a problem:

: We can survive on the moon, but not for long, oxygen supplies arent unlimited, we can grow plants and such, but they cant live forever. We will just die.

:

We all know how lazy rich people are, who will do there hard work? I got dibs on being the butler.

lol.

July 25th 2002, 09:20 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 


July 25th 2002, 12:14 PM
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WC
Peasant He/Him United States
Destroying noobs since 1999. 
They don't know if it is even going to hit earth yet, they asy it's a .1% possibility. If it is going ot hit earth, don't you think we would just launch a crap load of missles at it and blow it up some only small chunks hit earth and burn up?

--WC
July 26th 2002, 10:35 AM
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The zbible states that a flood of fire will kill all who refuse to believe the Prophet who will be born to warn us. Hopefully I don't live that long
September 22nd 2016, 07:57 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
OH MY GOD WE HAVE ONLY 2 YEARS AND A HALF LEFT TO LIVE. OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 22nd 2016, 09:17 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Fear not bluedy.

The world does not end.

After the fires of the great battle of Ragnarok the world will be cleansed and our loved ones shall return. And nothing good will have to die anymore.
September 22nd 2016, 10:24 AM
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This particular asteroid was confirmed to pass by earth. According to current data, we've nothing to worry about. Of course it's not going to be a tracked asteroid that's going to end us, it's one we don't even see coming! As good as our detection rate is getting, it IS still possible (however unlikely) for a large space rock to slip under the telescope until it's too late. Excite!
September 22nd 2016, 11:22 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Honestly I prefer not knowing that an asteroid is coming to end our existence than knowing one is and being able to do nothing about it.
September 22nd 2016, 11:44 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
oh, so after all the asteroid won't hit the earth?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jk
September 22nd 2016, 12:11 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
how the hell are we not going to be aware of an asteroid big enough to smash us up?

also, we have superman. he's good at this sort of thing.
September 22nd 2016, 09:58 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I don't want to bring everyone's spirits down, but Superman is dead. He was hit by an asteroid, while he was flying through space, he had enough mass to affect the gravitational pull of the asteroid, which then hit him. We have no hero now, unless SkurnMan finally comes out of hiding.
September 22nd 2016, 10:02 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
how the duck did supes get killed by an asteroid?

well, alright. i guess i'm going to space. hang on.

*rips shirt off revealing comically oversized pecs that shoot out 20 feet and then flies into space*
September 22nd 2016, 10:04 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Ok, now that Skurn's gone, someone get the asteroid ready, we can all die without him now, we won't need to deal with him anymore and he'll be alone with his thoughts, the worst torture someone can endure.
September 22nd 2016, 10:06 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
that's ok, i have loads of friends on alpha creamtauri 5.
September 22nd 2016, 10:07 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Hopefully no one is moral enough to want to save the poor souls. In related news, who's ready for the Dead Dragon Suicide Cult's first official meeting, I made punch
September 22nd 2016, 10:08 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
I WANT SOME PUNCH
September 22nd 2016, 10:12 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
September 22nd 2016, 10:14 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam