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Hey.
Does anyone have any tips on getting dates? Don't forget I'm only twelve.
(this is real life, not The Sims)

This is not a dating service, get friends of a social life and it will help a bit. Don't post this again.

P.S. you are only 12, shouldn't you sitll be pushing girls down in the mud?

*edit: redink is a whore for undeleting this trash.

Create a somewhat-popular web site for an obscure computer role playing game, and spend most of your free time maintaining it. That'll free you from ever... oh, you wanted advice on getting dates. I can't help you there.

Try and look more like me It works!

Obviously that's impossible, so how about...

-Impress her. Do cool stuff in front of her, just make it look as if you're not trying to impress her and that it's your every day life.

-Don't talk nerd

-Look cool, hair styling. I spike tbh

-When someone pushes her, throw him to the back of the bus (Woops this is getting too much like an autobiography) But of course if it's a lady let her slap her and if they get into a fight sit and watch. May the best bird win

-Become completely the opposite of WC

___

Ok so all that's a load of jumbo, but hey, 100 girls a month can't be wrong

gnomes with buckets are watching us!!

Jamie, you are not a pimp. Didn't Alli point that out last time?

LOL you guys are too funny

>^..^<

Try some advice from a girl first...

1. Most girls with half a brain that I know think guys are really dumb who try to impress them. Trust me, we can tell when you're trying, and it's just *painful*.

2. A lot of girls actually dig the nerdishness a bit. Usually nerds tend to be more sensitive, and are better listeners than the guys who act all macho.

3. Spiked hair can be really cute on some guys, but not so cute on others... it really depends on your facial structure. With high cheekbones and a somewhat sharper face, it's cute. But if you have a rounder face shape or lower cheekbones, it'll just look icky.

4. Let girls defend themselves. Seriously. This isn't the freaking middle ages anymore, we don't need a knight in shining armor to rescue us from our towers. If a guy shoves a girl and she doesn't yell at him and maybe throw a few highkicks at his face, she's probably too big a pansy for you to date anyways.

5. Don't call us derogatory names like "birds". "Girls" will do fine, thank you.

6. What do you mean? WC is a love machine! All the girls want WC! (Except those of us who want Tal. )

7. For the love of God (or whatever deity you may worship; Allah, Pepsi Blue, etc), be yourself. Posers don't get dates, and if they do, and girls find out that they're not who we thought they were, we get mad. If you're geeky, be geeky. Chances are there's a geeky girl out there somewhere for you.

That's about it... and I feel sorry for the girls who go for that crud, Morpheus. When did they have their lobotomies?

I have no tips i have no idea how its done either.But all u gota do is be urself i remember when a guy tryd to show off and he looked like a total fool and everyone thought he was a idiot so i dont think showing off works whatd id do is buy roses or invite her somewhere nice.

Two words: Belching contest!

"Birds"? Who the hell calls a girl a bird? "I'm gonna make my bird squawk tonight!" Please..

Um... yeah, Alli has some nice advice. And I'm not saying this just because she's my girlfriend; I find it to be genuinely insightful *applause*

I should start spiking my hair again. That was cool.

yeah spiky hair looks good on me too,but not when you gel up and stroke the comb backwards-it's when you make big
spikes with you're hands, one spike at a time

I have longish hair, and I'm gonna dye it blue soon. Chicks dig that

i had long hair too-that sucks

I don't think a girl would stick a shovel in your head... but I certainly would!

blood wouldn't see that clear on a black T-shirt

you bastage, your link is broken.

Bastage?
And the link works fine for me... aww... look at the cute little shovel-wielding psycho Tal! *various squealy noises of delight*

(Yes, I'm fully aware that I'm a freak.)

Wait..I though tal was a duck *confused*

Don't you know? He is.

So you hung out with Tyler Durden too, Tal?

You're my adorable little freak. *love*

I was going to comment on the squealy noises, but...

gustav, i just figured out an idea. Ask someone out.

>gustav, i just figured out an idea. Ask someone out.

Or do what WC does, and punch them!

OBVIOUSLY English girls are somewhat different then...

By the way here's a question I've asked everyone and nobody knows...

'You don't happen to know an FPS/RPG/Racing game that's reasonably popular and isn't listed on GameSpy'

and tbh alli takes things i say too seriously... like all the time...

British way of saying GIRLS - Girls, gals, birds, chicks, babes

uhu.....not

"and tbh alli takes things i say too seriously... like all the time..."

Well then, consider throwing a couple hundred "LOLOL J/K LOLZORS" in your initial post. Maybe then we won't take your ideas so seriously, even though I'm almost positive you were serious.

Jamie, your tips are universally bad. They're the typical tips a 12 to 14-year old will give you and they don't work on english girls neither. But you'll find that out someday.
And english girls still don't like to be called birds, chicks or babes.. That's offensive in every country. You might get away with gal.

Yeah, in addition to adding the occasional LOL, you might try the convieniently placed smileys next to the message window. I hear that a lot of people use them when they don't want to be taken too seriously. <-- Example

And Dukie... you stole the words out of my mouth.

I think I counted 4 smileys in my initial post

I think a lot of people see as more of an "I'm happy about this!" smiley than an "I'm sarcastic about this!" smiley. Try or .

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