A Confession
For those who pay attention, me, Kyle, and nitronic are from Belgium. And that's sort of true, except Kyle and nitronic are characters I created. They are not real people. They only exist on this web site and in my mind.
It all started out as a joke two years ago. Red Ink said he wanted to have someone to update the Timeline, and I created a new e-mail address to pretend to be 'Kyle', and requested to be on the staff. I didn't actually think Red Ink would pick 'Kyle', but once he did, I decided to continue playing as him.
Recently, I decided to create the dumbest person I could imagine: nitronic. I wanted to see how the rest of the staff would put up with such an arsehole, and most took it pretty well. WC didn't, and it was pretty fun yelling at him, knowing that I would be safe.
But recently, It's just stopped being fun. I've not messed with 'Kyle' or 'nitronic' over the past few weeks, and today I thought I might post a file as 'Kyle', but even then it wasn't very fun. So Red Ink, I want you to delete the Kyle and nitronic accounts, and everything posted by them.
Sorry for all the commotion.
It all started out as a joke two years ago. Red Ink said he wanted to have someone to update the Timeline, and I created a new e-mail address to pretend to be 'Kyle', and requested to be on the staff. I didn't actually think Red Ink would pick 'Kyle', but once he did, I decided to continue playing as him.
Recently, I decided to create the dumbest person I could imagine: nitronic. I wanted to see how the rest of the staff would put up with such an arsehole, and most took it pretty well. WC didn't, and it was pretty fun yelling at him, knowing that I would be safe.
But recently, It's just stopped being fun. I've not messed with 'Kyle' or 'nitronic' over the past few weeks, and today I thought I might post a file as 'Kyle', but even then it wasn't very fun. So Red Ink, I want you to delete the Kyle and nitronic accounts, and everything posted by them.
Sorry for all the commotion.
ummm...well everyone has duel personality...but didnt knw...abt triple personalities!!
April 1st 2003, 01:20 PM
nitronic
This "evil" part of you, can not be killed ... not ignored ... not even banned from existence. But it's time for nitronic to say goodbye. It's time to leave this community and disappear. Almost finished ... but now Chapter Zero will never see the light of day. Cancelled, deleted, stopped working on, ...
to all of you : have a nice life and enjoy your stay in the community.
nitronic
to all of you : have a nice life and enjoy your stay in the community.
nitronic
Wow, I had no idea! This is even more shocking news than the time Jveenhof was killed in a car crash!
GREAT! really, absolutely great. EVERYONE felt for it! whaha. great joke. I doubt if you'll remain staff though 
*Dukie rules*
Though the april fools DO get kinda boring...
You're right... Dukie is no longer on staff.
ive always thought dukie was kyle, when that stupid talking trees game came out
Dukie is a new, futuristic type of artist.
And please, do not delete messages of Kyle and nitronic.
And please, do not delete messages of Kyle and nitronic.
That's what is great about the internet! You just never know!
Great confession, well put - I'm not a regular post'r, but Dukie has earned my respect by coming clean.
I hope the rest of the "staff" isn't letting egos get in the way because they got duped!
Great confession, well put - I'm not a regular post'r, but Dukie has earned my respect by coming clean.
I hope the rest of the "staff" isn't letting egos get in the way because they got duped!
When I first saw the topic on the news page called "A Confession" and posted by "Dukie", I thought he would come clean that he stole some of the DN funds so he can buy pot since he is so addicted to it. <just kidding>
Anyways, I still think this whole thing is a joke about Dukie having multiple personalities but then I guess drugs can make a person have those personalities.
Now the big question is if Nitronic is fake then who's picture is that on the Dink Directory for Nitronic's profile ? Then I guess his profile can be one of the example profiles.
Anyways, I still think this whole thing is a joke about Dukie having multiple personalities but then I guess drugs can make a person have those personalities.
Now the big question is if Nitronic is fake then who's picture is that on the Dink Directory for Nitronic's profile ? Then I guess his profile can be one of the example profiles.
>GREAT! really, absolutely great. EVERYONE felt for it! whaha. great joke. I doubt if you'll remain staff though.
Umm... not quite everyone. Try reading my post again. Of course, you'd have had to been around the DN a long time to get that joke, and I've been doing it death
Umm... not quite everyone. Try reading my post again. Of course, you'd have had to been around the DN a long time to get that joke, and I've been doing it death
So was it an april fool's joke or not? Will Dukie not be a staff member anymore?
Ha see WC kyle cant be on a different drug than Dukie if there the ame guy.
nitronics pic probly is Dukie, but like man he realy looks evil.
hey how can we be suer that Dukie is the real one?
nitronics pic probly is Dukie, but like man he realy looks evil.
hey how can we be suer that Dukie is the real one?
