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A Poem: Spammers

December 9th 2007, 05:40 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
A Poem: Spammers By Pillbug

You cry and whine,
all the time,
for the smilies- you don't know em,
I have focused all my complaints,
into this little poem.

You make annoying posts,
just to have them deleted,
while the normal peoples' sanity,
soon becomes depleted.

I grow weary of stupidity,
and once I had a dream,
of a wonderful weapon,
a spam-frying particle beam.

CAPS is always on,
puncuation is very rare,
you make so-called 'interesting posts'
but we don't really care. (most of the time)

Do you get the picture,
the asnwer had better be yes,
or you will be a major spammer,
in my upcoming DMOD A.O.T.E.S

Ah, I feel better. Focusing rage and studying for my poetry test. Now that's multitasking. Or spam. It's either multitasking, or spam.
Or maybe it's multispamming. Or spamtasking......
December 9th 2007, 05:46 PM
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Znex
Peasant He/Him Australia
Oh hey. 
Lol.
December 9th 2007, 05:46 PM
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rabidwolf9
Peasant He/Him United States
twitch.tv/rabidwolf9 
Error:

We regret to inform you that you have posted in the wrong forum. Please redirect all spam to the following hyperlink.

www.gmcx.has.it
December 9th 2007, 08:15 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Oh, yeah it can always use some more.

I kind of feel sorry for that site, though. Being overrun by the king of Spam. Wait....
I smell a..... level boss!
December 10th 2007, 12:18 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
and soon to be over-run be the destructive mind that belongs to me
December 10th 2007, 01:32 AM
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Get A Life, (I know that is a particularly fruitless saying, but who cares)your computer doesn't work properly,and as he signs into messenger I find out he fixed Windows.

DO'H
December 11th 2007, 12:12 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
well, lsass.exe doesn't stop me now!!
December 11th 2007, 02:43 PM
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