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December 9th 2007, 05:40 PM
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A Poem: Spammers By Pillbug

You cry and whine,
all the time,
for the smilies- you don't know em,
I have focused all my complaints,
into this little poem.

You make annoying posts,
just to have them deleted,
while the normal peoples' sanity,
soon becomes depleted.

I grow weary of stupidity,
and once I had a dream,
of a wonderful weapon,
a spam-frying particle beam.

CAPS is always on,
puncuation is very rare,
you make so-called 'interesting posts'
but we don't really care. (most of the time)

Do you get the picture,
the asnwer had better be yes,
or you will be a major spammer,
in my upcoming DMOD A.O.T.E.S

Ah, I feel better. Focusing rage and studying for my poetry test. Now that's multitasking. Or spam. It's either multitasking, or spam.
Or maybe it's multispamming. Or spamtasking......