The Dink Network

In case anyone wants to find me in the next life, I'll
be the one-eyed badger.

'What will you be reincarnated as?'

It seems I will be a tapeworm. I'm going to infect your heart and spread my eggs through your viens!

Using my real name, I get to be a lock of hair. Using my Dink account name, I get to be... cheese.

Actually, nevermind it is totally randomized

A pop-princess.

I will infect all of you with terribly songs that all sound the same and cost too much to even bother. This will lure you all into the trap of using filesharing, and send whatever evil organisation to you. They will force you to give all your money to me.

Flawless, really.

Hmm...both my real name and screen name resulted in 'dust mite', which I am profoundly allergic to. Bad karma perhaps? Either way, it's gonna be a tough next life.

Weird...with my screenname, I'll be reincarnated as a one-eyed badger too, but with my real name, I'll be cheese...

I'll be reincarnated as a llama. Kind of weird...

Someone's liver...?

I be a kung fu movie star in my next life. But I didn't need that website to know that.

I got tapeworm????

Really? This is wierd. And I thought I was going to be reincarnated as Cwarjeog, mystical emperor of the Greater Magellan Cloud, oh well.

EDIT: Ad at top reads HUMAN PARASITES AND WORMS. "Learn why every second American is chronically ill".... I don't really think I WANT to learn why.

I'm going to be a lemming. (or a huge wart which was what I got my second go... )

With my nick - FIRE!
With my name - Lock of hair

Maybe you'll get to be a tapeworm inside Cwarjeog.

Burnt piece of toast... hey! I'm that already!

mudkip and a lemming!
ps if you get lemming i wil meet you in the next life for a suiside run
"because thats what lemmings do!"

Suddenly I feel much better about being a one-eyed badger...