The Dink Network

You know these really stupid inventions people do which suddenly just seem to explode off the market, eveybody wants it even though it's rubbish?
Well, here in Holland, we've found a new good-for-nothing craze!
They're called Wuppies, supplied a a local grocery if you spend more than 15 euros on well, groceries
If you've got 3 Wuppies and pay 2,5 euros extra, you get a Mega-Wup.
But, oh no, they sold out.
And now chaos begins
They're sold on Ebay for over 20 euros, people who have them in their cars find their carwindows smashed and their Wuppies stolen, and there's chaos all around! They were invented as an idea for the World Championship of football... so in a week (or whenever we play the next match), when we're all dead and doomed, they're worth nothing...
And for the people who think: what the fudge is a wuppie?!
these are wuppies...

Oh nos! Someone has to tell PBS about this! Boobah's are on speed and live in Holland!

Uh, according to the newspapers they are almost all sold out, and now Albert Heijn will sell Wuppie stickers instead. Too bad.

EDIT: Oh, Albert Heijn didn't invent de Wuppies. They were made up in around the 80s I think. Do a Google search.

The Wuppie song sounds kinda catchy but I don't wanna admit it

Heh, I remember those things in very late 80's and very early 90s in the U.S. I don't think they ever made it to a "craze" phaze, but I do remember getting them in kids meals from Hardees sometimes.

Its another sad day for humanity when some random cute toy overpowers peoples sense of goodwill and causes them to become maliciously greedy.

Furbies, bean babys, there all the same. They end up sold for pennies at garage sales five years later. Unfortunately the sin lasts forever.

Beware the dark side my brethren...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

That explains why humans are the scariest animals.