The Dink Network

Über google ads.

December 19th 2005, 01:00 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Okay, I just got me a priceless google ad:

Barbeque Sauce Info
Get Info For Barbeque Sauce From 14 Search Engines in 1


Mind you, this ad wasn't advertising Barbeque Sauce, but it was advertising some search engine thingy, with Barbeque Sauce as an example. Possibly to make it sound interesting.

"Search for Barbeque Sauce, FOR FREE, on our great site". Sorta like that. It made me laugh
December 19th 2005, 03:43 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
The search engine is prolly PPS
December 20th 2005, 01:29 AM
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diwata
Peasant She/Her United States
 
Now where is this site, magicman!? Barnabyd on the other thread made me remember how vain I am...killing the slimes looking for stars for a week now in Scourgers is making me feel so inept...I'll stop for awhile and go back to where I am the queen witch...my kitchen! I'm planning to barbeque some bugs and locusts, and I want the sauce to come in different appetizing flavors (this emoticon looks like me in the moonlight).
December 20th 2005, 04:38 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Well, euhm... I just got it again (after browsing quite a few pages) and it linked to:

www.info.com/BarbequeSauce
December 20th 2005, 04:42 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I've often seen the standard Ebay ad blob out wierd things, too. Like when you type 'flash movies' it says 'Buy flash movies at Ebay' and stuff. And even crazier things...
December 21st 2005, 01:58 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I noted that one of the ads I got above this thread was about a "Controversial website exposes shocking facts about hypnosis".

What are you up to magicman?
December 21st 2005, 09:43 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
I think you have just uncovered my plan to hypnotise all of you through the ads on this site. To do what? I don't know. But if it worked I had a giant zombie-network without even having to hack anything

Beh, how about "God Loves Soldiers" instead?
December 21st 2005, 10:00 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Wait... ADS ON THIS SITE? I see none...

Maybe I'm lucky.
December 21st 2005, 10:02 AM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Dinknetwork has actually 2 ads
December 21st 2005, 11:21 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
I figure we have the ad's 'cause redink was too lazy to change the title graphic. And we actually have three adds. There's that little 1&1 Internet Inc. search bar and button on the side.
December 21st 2005, 12:48 PM
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where's the second ad really?
December 21st 2005, 12:56 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
What do you mean search bar? Thats no ad, its for searching D-Mods lol
December 21st 2005, 01:42 PM
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look under it...
December 21st 2005, 02:15 PM
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diwata
Peasant She/Her United States
 
Thanks, magicman, found it...now that i have these sauces...have to figure out how to keep these pests from jumping off the grill
December 21st 2005, 06:24 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
No, he was right, I thought the search bar was for 1&1 inc.
December 28th 2005, 03:10 AM
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millimeter
Peasant He/Him Canada
Millimeter is Wee-Lamm, Recording Artist. :-) 
I was just looking at the Canadian Musician web-site, hoping to find addresses for Indie Labels. I check their "Classified" Ads page, and there is a "paid" ad for abaca-music.

I check out their site and they advertise Kazaa and all the P2P Music Theft sites. How this helps Canadian Musicians, I'll never know.

mm
December 28th 2005, 02:04 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
A great canadian Indie is nickeltree.