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Vault Banana
You are 70% yellow, 62% peelable, and 62% squishy!
You look appetizing. You look all yellow and squishy and yummy. But when I try to eat you, I cannot get beyond your hard exterior! You will not be peeled, I cannot get inside! Such a tease!

This is my favorite question:
My favourite Santa Claus movie is:
[_]The Santa Clause
[_]Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
[_]Nightmare Before Christmas
[X]Apocalypse, Now

Peelably Unedible
You are 57% yellow, 65% peelable, and 55% squishy!
Okay, so I can peel you. I can also peel an ice cream wrapper off the bottom of my shoe. Does that mean I want to eat you? Certainly not! You need to be squishier and yellow, not so hard and yucky-looking.

Oh yeah baby, oh yeah.

Yup,I'm a banana!
Vault Banana
You are 77% yellow, 55% peelable, and 67% squishy!
You look appetizing. You look all yellow and squishy and yummy. But when I try to eat you, I cannot get beyond your hard exterior! You will not be peeled, I cannot get inside! Such a tease!

Showy Banana
You are 73% yellow, 56% peelable, and 53% squishy!
You certainly look like a banana... from a distance. But no one can peel you and, if they manage to, no one wants to eat you. Work on what matters in a banana, not just what a banana looks like!

I'm flattered!
"A Perfect Banana
You are 73% yellow, 67% peelable, and 63% squishy!
You have everything necessary for a yummy banana. I want to eat you. You are yellow, you are soft, you are peelable. You are completely appealing (a-peel-ing). Nice work!"

In other news, Illinois lost .

*watches as bunches of hungry dinkers try to eat MiloBones alive*

Yay, I am squishy!

Vault Banana
You are 70% yellow, 60% peelable, and 62% squishy!
You look appetizing. You look all yellow and squishy and yummy. But when I try to eat you, I cannot get beyond your hard exterior! You will not be peeled, I cannot get inside! Such a tease!

Did anybody else think twice when they clicked the rod question.... Nevermind maybe it was just me...*sigh*

[EDIT] Stupid word filter *another sigh*.....
ohyeah and rod rod rod rod

A Perfect Banana

You are 71% yellow, 65% peelable, and 67% squishy!

You have everything necessary for a yummy banana. I want to eat you. You are yellow, you are soft, you are peelable. You are completely appealing (a-peel-ing). Nice work!

In off the red!

Hard Banana
You are 78% yellow, 65% peelable, and 60% squishy!
You look good from the outside. Once I make my approach, I have no problem peeling you. But then what? I go to sink my teeth in and CRUNCH. I lose them. No more teeth, and an unedible banana. Oh no!
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Nice. I can stab people with a hard banana...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

I was so sure Vaultdweller was going to be a vaultbanana.Hmm.Go figure.

oh and...yeah...
rod rod rod rod rod

Yes carrie do you also like to fish with a rod, I sure do....and when I say rod I actually mean p-e-n-i-s but I wonder...if I type "rod" will it come out as that gosh awful "p" word...hmm...

ohyeah and dick, hard hat harry, wang, ets and other phallic symbols

phallic

Actually Vortex,I did type 'rod'
and it still came up 'rod'.

This thread has degenerated into a major sausage fest.

You say "degenerated into a major sausage fest," I say "Evolved to a higher meaning,"...Potatoe, potate, oh yeah wait that doesnt work typing ... Po-tay-tow, po-to-tow

no no no.
It's po-tay-toe or po-tah-toe
or pull-dat-toe

*bows to carrie's vast english knowledge...*

I agree. But then again, good english is esoteric, at least on the internet.

Banana, what is it with you people and that word? Its like you have a whole new meaning for it or something, I mean.... its a fruit!

It's not just a word, it's not just a fruit, it's a way of life. Bananaism

btb, did anyone see the latest bash.org quote? Heh, red bananas.

Banana, what is it with you people and that word? Its like you have a whole new meaning for it or something, I mean.... its a fruit!

Just get your coat.

Not Very Banana-ish
You are 64% yellow, 55% peelable, and 51% squishy!
See this picture? Bananas everywhere are very disappointed in you, for you do not fit in with them very well at all. Continue working on your yellowness, peelability, and squishiness, and perhaps you'll work your way up the ladder.

What the..???

Is anyone else as equally disturbed as I to learn that vaultdweller is a "hard banana"

Frankly Vortex, I am wondering why you are distrubed that Vault Dweller is a "hard banana"?

Frankly Vortex, the whole disturbitionismactionality is just a normal side effect of being at the D.N. for too long. It's like crack, but with more permanant damage.

WHAT is there no pill that can protect me from the "disturbitionismactionality" of the DN or is it like a cancer???

Nope, we are all doomed

I thought that's why we eat bananas.
To counter the "disturbitionismactionality" of the DN.

I guess I'm doomed, as I don't eat bananas
Probably explains why I have been here so long..... <sigh>

Bananas are the only thing stopping us from being disturbed, WE MUST WORSHIP BANANAS!

I cannot fanthom why anyone would want to worship a funny looking fruit, it seems so fatuous....

BTW..I am also: Not Very Banana-ish
You are 59% yellow, 55% peelable, and 58% squishy!
Bananas everywhere are very disappointed in you, for you do not fit in with them very well at all. Continue working on your yellowness, peelability, and squishiness, and perhaps you'll work your way up the ladder.

I figure that this is because of my what my mother said when I was younger..: "you're going to chock on that banana, you are swallowing it to fast"

Kat, there are many disturbing aspects of that quote from your mom...

"No, it tasted funny and I had trouble swallowing it" -Pap

Oh Katt,hehe,you're not supposed to try and
eat it all in one bite.

You know I don't actually understand a thing thats going on here... Yay!!

Well, one day you will. Just wait a few years.

Understanding half the things on this board is like fads... It'll come back someday... or maybe not.

Also maybe we should make a golden banana statue...or if we want to save money we can gold plate the..."Hard Banana"

Oh, great, NOW we can start making "The Banana Network"

Yes...

Hard Banana
You are 66% yellow, 65% peelable, and 51% squishy!
You look good from the outside. Once I make my approach, I have no problem peeling you. But then what? I go to sink my teeth in and CRUNCH. I lose them. No more teeth, and an unedible banana. Oh no!

I am unedible because I dont like to be eaten

Quote 'Oh, great, NOW we can start making "The Banana Network"'
I agree