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Um, frick, I'm not good at this. Uh, how old are you?

speedy hedgehog in a speedo

Skurn did have a pretty good guess, even though it wasn't a number, but I'm finally 18. Time to go to all of the porn sites I can find and start gambling my college savings away.

funny, gambling it away and spending it for college are essentially the exact same things.

i suggest spending that on other stuff.

Dack, you're 18? Awesome! I just turned 18 too!

Well now that you're 18, it means your ready for marriage... Skurn's needed someone for years, you'll do great

Haha but no I don't think so. I don't know Skurn and I'm not even looking for someone yet. Skurn will have to find someone else.

nobody knows me. i am an abstract concept.

I think even Skurn doesn't understand himself.
And his creators gave up on understanding Skurn 3604 years ago.
Man, I was young there...

By the way, a late happy birthday from my side too!
(How do you post this cake-icon?)

happy birthday too u tooo

i have no clue how they do that cake thing... 🎂 is a mystery i dink.

Happy birthday, Dack.
As for how to post the 🎂 icon, copy+paste.
I don't know any other way to post it.

Or, just take a single piece...

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