Back with the Dinking
Hey, this is Robj... I kind of disappeared for a while there. Let me explain what happened one dark and disturbing night that caused my absence -
I was making my Dmod one night, when all of a sudden an otherwordly event happened.. I was tired, ready to call it a night and stop Dmodding, when suddenly I sensed a disturbance in the air, upsetting the balance of light and dark... I thought it was probably my brother.. but I was wrong. Somewhere deep in the depths of a dark, gloomy, and evil place, also known as the 'kitchen', a mutant banana was manifesting in my fruit bowl, and so it happened. "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Yelled the narrative voice of my life, and it played the epic music of beutifulness.
I almost won the battle, but as round three was coming to an end an incredible vortex opened and sucked me right in, I swear I was in ancient times for these recent months I was eating cookies, walking around talking to random people and fending off the savage penguins on crack that were trying to eat my brains... OMG.
Anyway, I'm back... and hopefully for good.
If no more savage bananas start a chain of events that hinder my progress, I will be getting back to making The Dark Avilan, lps, and hopefully more tutorials as well.
Yes, I'm still as weird as I used to be...
I was making my Dmod one night, when all of a sudden an otherwordly event happened.. I was tired, ready to call it a night and stop Dmodding, when suddenly I sensed a disturbance in the air, upsetting the balance of light and dark... I thought it was probably my brother.. but I was wrong. Somewhere deep in the depths of a dark, gloomy, and evil place, also known as the 'kitchen', a mutant banana was manifesting in my fruit bowl, and so it happened. "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Yelled the narrative voice of my life, and it played the epic music of beutifulness.
I almost won the battle, but as round three was coming to an end an incredible vortex opened and sucked me right in, I swear I was in ancient times for these recent months I was eating cookies, walking around talking to random people and fending off the savage penguins on crack that were trying to eat my brains... OMG.
Anyway, I'm back... and hopefully for good.
If no more savage bananas start a chain of events that hinder my progress, I will be getting back to making The Dark Avilan, lps, and hopefully more tutorials as well.
Yes, I'm still as weird as I used to be...
Welcome back man! We'll help you fight the demons if they come back 
hey man, welcome home
It is with a heavy mood that I bid you greetings and good return tidings to this realm, where cookies aplenty await your consumption with glee and the sly Bananavillians on Bananaboats are confined to the seas by the ever present and circling Sabretrout predator. For in the back of the mind of this Sabretrout, a devilish Seth cries, "FINISH HIM!" ... And the banana's cry "We r femail" with drowned voices, for the Internet counters; "N0 G1RLZ 0N T3H 1N73RW3BZ".
Welcome back to the funny farm, where beheading ducks is addictive as gambling at cards or pigs on crack. YEAH!
Welcome back to the funny farm, where beheading ducks is addictive as gambling at cards or pigs on crack. YEAH!
I never knew having a girl in your life could make you that insane. Or yes I did, but...
ahem. Welcome back, Rob!
ahem. Welcome back, Rob!
Woohoo!!
Rob is back!
Rob is back!
Rob is back and still on crack!!
Err...
Welcome back, dude.
Rob is back!
Rob is back!
Rob is back and still on crack!!
Err...
Welcome back, dude.
Welcome back Rob.
Hi, welcome back, hope things are ok with you (and that you haven't completely lost your mind 
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Welcome back to the loony bin. We've got cookies.
We've got cookies
Well....I've got cookies.
Well....I've got cookies.
Well, that's cool, I still have my stolen stash from all the Dinkers right here... and... Wait, what's this?
.... where'd my cookie stash go?
Right that's it, time to get back into my mass-cookie stealing... you will all be sorry you ever reclaimed ownership of the cookies!
.... where'd my cookie stash go?
Right that's it, time to get back into my mass-cookie stealing... you will all be sorry you ever reclaimed ownership of the cookies!
Possible Robj sightings: HAND OVER THE COOKIES, AND NO-ONE GETS HURT!
What happened to the worlds no.2 cookie thief
What happened to the worlds no.2 cookie thief
That's what would happen to Cena if he faced Rob. Or anyone, for that matter.
Nowadays Cookie Monster is known as the Veggie Monster. WTF?!? Why must people ruin my childhood memories! WHY?!?
Its okay, Kris, its okay... *pats shoulder, sneaks cookies out of pocket, whacks, and runs away from Kris*
welcome back rob and glad you still are weird but don't you dare stealing my cook... what you've already got them well darn! next time i'll make sure to add a trillion volts on the trap.
