The Dink Network

May 12th 2010, 09:44 AM
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Jealous of Beuc, i gave him the idea cuz he's a software engineer..... I'm the tester
Yesterday:Press X! That Bonca's comin'. Hit him! This is not a cutscene! Press X!

Today:Yep. It'll run D-Mods soon

What do you think?
May 12th 2010, 09:46 AM
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Controls:

Triangle: Talk
O: Magic
X: Hit
Square : Speed the dialogue

Directional Buttons: mOVE

And it features the all new Profile creation system. Also, you can find alternate outfits for Dink in the game
May 12th 2010, 09:48 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Sigh, do I need to even say it? Stop lying.
May 12th 2010, 10:09 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
gl with that, lol.
May 12th 2010, 10:26 AM
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I'm not lying. I'll give some screen shots to prove it
May 12th 2010, 11:07 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Skull, how the hell is he even lying? This is far from impossible to do. So yeah, you didn't need to "say it".

I mean heck, FreeDink uses SDL, which is easy to port, and has actually been ported to many different platforms. The only thing you need from there is an old-type PS2 that can run homebrew software.

It's too bad I can't run homebrew on my too new PS2... Awaiting a Wii port!
May 12th 2010, 11:57 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
DaVince,

First, I know it is possible to port Dink into PS2. Why wouldn't it be when it's already ported to PS3?

Second, DinkDoodler is a liar. Plain and simple. If he was talking true here, I apologize him. But I will not believe him before he posts some screenshot that people can trust.
May 12th 2010, 12:27 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
He is lying for sure, just like he did a couple of days ago with the other acc and all that.
May 12th 2010, 05:10 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
I'm naive, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt Let's see those screenshots.
May 12th 2010, 05:52 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
I agree, show the screenshots and I'll call the sniper off.
May 12th 2010, 06:35 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I agree, show the screenshots and I'll call the sniper off.
May 13th 2010, 01:14 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
I agree, show the screenshots and I'll call the sniper off.

But I won't return his cookies!
May 13th 2010, 02:53 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Agree I, screenshots the sniper and show I'll off the call.
May 13th 2010, 07:09 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Why wouldn't it be when it's already ported to PS3?

Have anyone done that? I'm curious because I'd like to do it too...
May 13th 2010, 10:07 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Derp. I already told you. Skull's making up stuff again.

There is no homebrew scene for the PS3. The Nintendo Urine on the other hand...
May 13th 2010, 10:14 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I do remember there being a thread about Dink already being porter to PS3. Whether does it work or not, you're right, I have no idea.
May 13th 2010, 10:23 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
It's impossible to port since there is no SDL port, or toolchain for that matter that would be required to port it natively to the PlayStation 3.

I think your memory is playing tricks on you.
May 13th 2010, 10:42 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Well, it wasn't as black and white as I remembered, but I did remember 70% (maybe 75% ) right. In fact, you were the one who brought it up, Yeoldetoast. Link
May 13th 2010, 10:41 PM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
No, I said that FreeDink works on Linux which runs on the PS3 sometimes, and that someone could run it if they really wanted to go to all that trouble.

It hasn't been ported at all to it. The only game console it works on is the PSP.

Whatever happened to Patrunjelu's Xbox360 idea is beyond me.
May 14th 2010, 12:40 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Yeah, the Linux loophole is true awesome.
May 20th 2010, 12:39 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Bit of an old thread, but I can't help but wonder why DinkDoodler would be lying about this... Let's put the fact that he probably does aside (he didn't answer) - just, why should he? What's the point? Are we supposed to be jealous at something we already knew was possible?
May 20th 2010, 12:50 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
"He's just a little boy, leave him alone. In his age you have to test the limits of social acceptance to have a chance later in life" said the very wise and grown-up Linus.
May 20th 2010, 01:04 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
DaVince, the answer is simple: humans' brains are an interesting thing.
May 20th 2010, 01:10 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant He/Him Botswana
It's like that. 
ya
May 20th 2010, 03:12 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I see, and on a personal level I still don't get it. Lying is a bad thing, and in this case, a pointless thing.

I'd say the brains of others can be impenetrable to others instead. It sure keeps psychologists busy.
May 20th 2010, 03:37 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Your brains obviously are left a little bit behind of what's been happening here lately.
May 20th 2010, 04:22 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant He/Him Botswana
It's like that. 
*gets spear*
to war
May 20th 2010, 04:26 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Hellfire, Stop it right now!
May 21st 2010, 02:11 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Bit of an old thread, I agree.
May 21st 2010, 04:33 AM
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Actually, I was wndering where and how to upload the screenshots i took
May 21st 2010, 04:34 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
I knew a friend who lied about everything in order to try and impress people. It was incredibly obvious he was a liar. I think some people are just inclined to make frivolous shit up because they are boring people who want attention.
May 21st 2010, 04:36 AM
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I SAID.... WHERE DO I UPLOAD IT!
May 21st 2010, 04:44 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Imgur.com
May 21st 2010, 04:53 AM
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It's restricted
May 21st 2010, 04:54 AM
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http://img202.imageshack.us/i/images1st.jpg/
Here
May 21st 2010, 05:22 AM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
👾~ #беспл 
Fake and fabulous!
May 21st 2010, 05:25 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
If you actually want us to believe you, show both the console and the television in the same shot with the RCA leads showing at an at least visible resolution. Until then you're a liar.

It looks like you put the text in using MS Paint.
May 21st 2010, 05:27 AM
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HAHAhahahaha, I genuinely laughed at that. So, is it coming out anytime soon?
May 21st 2010, 06:11 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
ROFL I agree with toast - that "screenshot" looks way too fake.
May 21st 2010, 07:54 AM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
👾~ #беспл 
A bit of gameplay footage would be nice too.
May 21st 2010, 08:05 AM
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footage coming soon
May 21st 2010, 08:06 AM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
👾~ #беспл 
Better
May 21st 2010, 09:14 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Doubtful. VERY doubtful.
The screenshot was definitely a fake as well. I've seen that image almost exactly except for what was on the screen before, so even that isn't real.

*steals Hellfire's spear and stabs him in the head with it* Before you even START, Give it up already!
May 21st 2010, 09:20 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
It really helps if liars aren't particularly clever...
May 21st 2010, 10:08 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
That is so fake, Dink games don't even use that font. And there was no ducks.
May 21st 2010, 12:51 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
What's in the options? I don't recall Dink ever having that except for the in-game ones
May 21st 2010, 07:39 PM
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Why does the "p" extend off the television screen. I've never seen that feature before.
May 21st 2010, 08:02 PM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
👾~ #беспл 
Quit while you are ahead. Dinkdoodler it's obvious that this is a lie so just stop before you end up looking like an ass
May 21st 2010, 11:42 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Too late.
May 22nd 2010, 12:22 AM
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My Record for Fooling You : 0.0 Seconds. LOL
May 22nd 2010, 03:15 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant He/Him Botswana
It's like that. 
ow come on exdeathev give me my spear.....................................at least to kill dinkdoodler
May 22nd 2010, 03:16 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
"Give" you "back" your "spear"? Sure.
*impales spear into hellfire's back and walks to the pub for some beer*
May 22nd 2010, 03:48 AM
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Hey, hellfire, haven't you seen my avatar is wearing armour?
May 22nd 2010, 03:54 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant He/Him Botswana
It's like that. 
all males have weak spots
May 22nd 2010, 04:01 AM
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SHINING ARMOUR
May 22nd 2010, 04:05 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant He/Him Botswana
It's like that. 
let me demonstrate
*hits dinkdoodler*
May 22nd 2010, 07:12 AM
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That wasn't me, that was a duck. Eat this!


Never mess with the only Pakistani Dinker ever, the possessor of hellfire, the son of apocalypse.....
May 22nd 2010, 11:20 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Oh Doodler, you silly troll. Check out this video, it's awesome!

Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iika41Vin9k

See what I did tharr?
May 23rd 2010, 02:08 AM
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Sorry i can't watch it yet Glenn, Youtube and Facebook is restricted in Pakistani countries cuz some idiots started insulting our Prophet Muhammad PBUH. I will watch it when it gets back.

P.S. This is the first time i directly responded to Glenn, no?
May 23rd 2010, 02:59 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Q: What do belching along to Rockabilly music, ingesting Timbertown sausage rolls, watered-down orange juice and outrageous Dink Network threads have in common?

May 23rd 2010, 03:30 AM
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A: I know you want the answer to be"pointlessness"
May 23rd 2010, 04:32 AM
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Oooooo;ps. It's Islamic countries, no Pakitsani
May 23rd 2010, 06:54 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
It's all facebook and their groups fault, DinkDoodler.
May 24th 2010, 01:09 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
A: Sunday night nerd-fest... but that was then